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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

I've bit the bullet and bought a fleshlight. I've the welder out as wee speak making a stand for it. My question is to the fellow owners is could ya use a drop of daz to clean it or would ya have to buy that aul fancy imperial leather stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMO is you man. And get a wire brush on the grinder for yourself, can’t be to careful these days

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"OMO I've one Hardy got it on donedeal man. Great yoke I got a short wheel base model the grinder boys told me about it "
good man fast I knew ya were a DIY man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee wipe of chilli sauce should lube it up nicely Hardy..ya hot thing ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to add a phone holder so you watch the ticytocy videos you love so much..

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Why not extend the bracket up and shlap a pair of fake boobs on it too

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"A wee wipe of chilli sauce should lube it up nicely Hardy..ya hot thing ya "
a Johnny cash song springs to mind lol I suppose your stuck in the abby for the next 3 weeks

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Don't forget to add a phone holder so you watch the ticytocy videos you love so much.. "
Ffs I can't pump and scroll at the same time

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I've bit the bullet and bought a fleshlight. I've the welder out as wee speak making a stand for it. My question is to the fellow owners is could ya use a drop of daz to clean it or would ya have to buy that aul fancy imperial leather stuff. "

I’d just bung it in the dishwasher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, things must must be rough lol

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Lol lockdown has took its toll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I'm sure that's it

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Yeah I'm sure that's it "
is 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I'm sure that's it is 2 "

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By *nicksjohnTV/TS
over a year ago

Sligo

Try swarfega, can do as lube and cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to add a phone holder so you watch the ticytocy videos you love so much.. Ffs I can't pump and scroll at the same time "

Feck sake man can’t ya do anything alone

One job hardy ...ya had one job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to add a phone holder so you watch the ticytocy videos you love so much.. Ffs I can't pump and scroll at the same time

Feck sake man can’t ya do anything alone

One job hardy ...ya had one job "

You offering him a hand??

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Don't forget to add a phone holder so you watch the ticytocy videos you love so much.. Ffs I can't pump and scroll at the same time

Feck sake man can’t ya do anything alone

One job hardy ...ya had one job

You offering him a hand?? "

no hands required thank fook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop of fairy liquid Hardy and brillo pad, job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardy, I thought you were saving yourself for me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on.. I thought he was saving himself for me??? Think Hardy has some explaining to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on.. I thought he was saving himself for me??? Think Hardy has some explaining to do "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's OK... We can share

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Plenty of me to round girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A wee wipe of chilli sauce should lube it up nicely Hardy..ya hot thing ya a Johnny cash song springs to mind lol I suppose your stuck in the abby for the next 3 weeks "

Below the belt ya rascal..watch out when they let us back out..we'll be starving

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By *ischief2020Man
over a year ago

Borderline


"Drop of fairy liquid Hardy and brillo pad, job done "

Is this a cheap alternative to the flashlight?

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Lube! Lube! Lube!

Use loads.

Got a stroker thing as part of a LH couples weekender pack and minor but stinging like fuck tears on banjo string (frenulum for the doctors here)

Not pleasant and ruined weekend bedrooms wise

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