FabSwingers.com forum: Burnt toast!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you burn toast in the toaster are you horsing that into the bin and starting afresh?

Or are you a scraper offer as you've committed to those slices??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scraper, why waste?

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

Rub the two burnt slices together it removes burnt buts. Viola!

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

Bits not buts lol

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Have to start over. The burnt ones are fecked out to the dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how far gone it is....and the type of bread...so many variables

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scraper, why waste?"

If you scrape too much it loses its essence!

There's a fine line

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have to start over. The burnt ones are fecked out to the dogs"

What if they're the last two slices?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends how far gone it is....and the type of bread...so many variables

Kaizer koncurs

Its a minefield really

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By *ynchsimonMan
over a year ago

North county Dublin Meath

Definitely have to start over!

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

Scrape, scrape, scrape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast is always vile, unless you've just given birth

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"If you burn toast in the toaster are you horsing that into the bin and starting afresh?

Or are you a scraper offer as you've committed to those slices??

*Research purposes for ThunderkissEnterprises©

Scrape and butter but feed to the dog I'll put two new slices on for myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown bread needs to be pretty much burnt in order for it to be edible I think. White bread, just scrape it and be on your way

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Have to start over. The burnt ones are fecked out to the dogs

What if they're the last two slices?

there is a never ending supply of bread in my house. has to be. cant be dealing with the nonsense if there isnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, anyone who thinks it's okay to scrape butter back on the side of butter tub is the scum of the Earth.

Like, how many slices of bread has a person buttered in their lifetime?? Just remember how much butter your knife needed last time to cover a slice of bread and dont be vile.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Sometimes slighty burnt with kerrygold at midnight is the food of gods

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Toast is always vile, unless you've just given birth"

Can never understand why the man never get offered any ...in fairness its a very traumatic time for him also

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I never burn the toast

I use the available technology

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also, anyone who thinks it's okay to scrape butter back on the side of butter tub is the scum of the Earth.

Like, how many slices of bread has a person buttered in their lifetime?? Just remember how much butter your knife needed last time to cover a slice of bread and dont be vile."

Kaizer koncurs.... Goddam low life's

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Depends if it's the last 2 slices of bread K,I've had to scrape on the odd occasion but prefer to start again with 2 new slices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always scrape it, a bit of burnt toast is no harm and helps with digestive system.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Try sour dough bread, you’d need the fires of Mount Doom to burn those sons of bitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toast is always vile, unless you've just given birth

Can never understand why the man never get offered any ...in fairness its a very traumatic time for him also

*slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burnt toast is for sociopaths. Scrap all you like, but it's still never gonna be right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how far gone it is but I'm not adverse to a scrape; waste not, want not!

On a side note, does anyone else go through phases when toast is the most delicious thing ever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my women like I like my toast. Hot, and consumable with butter"

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By *oxminxCouple
over a year ago

NaughtyVille *×* Laois

Even the birds won't eat it so into the organic waste and start again...

not forgetting to lower the heat

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Toast is always vile, unless you've just given birth

Can never understand why the man never get offered any ...in fairness its a very traumatic time for him also

Are you actively trying to start a row? LMAO

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By *ol_ieMan
over a year ago

Dublin west

Just get it right in the first place...

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

"If you burn toast in the toaster are you horsing that into the bin and starting afresh?

Or are you a scraper offer as you've committed to those slices??

*Research purposes for ThunderkissEnterprises©

Depends on your definition/understanding of burnt, what some would call burnt I'd call undercooked haha Now if it was burnt as black as coal, yeah just chuck it

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

As to the thread, start over unless there's no bread left. If there's no bread left then it's time to find something else to eat altogether. Unless it was for beans on toast, in which case, scrape & butter. Because beans without toast is just not happening

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Fred...there's no bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bin it and move out of the house until the smell disappears

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Burnt toast is for sociopaths. Scrap all you like, but it's still never gonna be right. "

I actually love burnt toast... As long as it's not totally incinerated I don't even scrape, I just eat it!

If it's too far gone for me there's no bringing it back so I just start again.

*goes to make toast*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burnt toast is for sociopaths. Scrap all you like, but it's still never gonna be right.

I actually love burnt toast... As long as it's not totally incinerated I don't even scrape, I just eat it!

If it's too far gone for me there's no bringing it back so I just start again.

*goes to make toast*"

Point made tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Burnt toast is for sociopaths. Scrap all you like, but it's still never gonna be right.

I actually love burnt toast... As long as it's not totally incinerated I don't even scrape, I just eat it!

If it's too far gone for me there's no bringing it back so I just start again.

*goes to make toast*"

S³ strikes again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As to the thread, start over unless there's no bread left. If there's no bread left then it's time to find something else to eat altogether. Unless it was for beans on toast, in which case, scrape & butter. Because beans without toast is just not happening

There's nothing else, no bread, no beans.... Nuthin

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Burnt toast is for sociopaths. Scrap all you like, but it's still never gonna be right.

I actually love burnt toast... As long as it's not totally incinerated I don't even scrape, I just eat it!

If it's too far gone for me there's no bringing it back so I just start again.

*goes to make toast*

Point made tbh

Nothing you didn't already know like

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By *hivers2020Woman
over a year ago

lolli land

I love burnt toast! If I’m getting a kebab I ask them to burn the naan a bit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love burnt toast! If I’m getting a kebab I ask them to burn the naan a bit! "

Whoah! Don't go mixing breads here Poppi

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By *hivers2020Woman
over a year ago

lolli land

"I love burnt toast! If I’m getting a kebab I ask them to burn the naan a bit!

Whoah! Don't go mixing breads here Poppi

Apologies, I’m a huge bread fan, no offence meant in mixing the breads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love burnt toast! If I’m getting a kebab I ask them to burn the naan a bit!

Whoah! Don't go mixing breads here Poppi

Apologies, I’m a huge bread fan, no offence meant in mixing the breads

Phew! Naan taken.... Boom boom

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By *heekyChap93Man
over a year ago

I find if you have a toaster and have it on the correct setting you'll never burn toast again!!!!

Hard to believe but it's true

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

I've the best burnt toast in the wesht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find if you have a toaster and have it on the correct setting you'll never burn toast again!!!!

Hard to believe but it's true

Did you know the setting is in minutes... Not level of toastyness

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I find if you have a toaster and have it on the correct setting you'll never burn toast again!!!!

Hard to believe but it's true

Did you know the setting is in minutes... Not level of toastyness

I actually thought it was a colour setting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find if you have a toaster and have it on the correct setting you'll never burn toast again!!!!

Hard to believe but it's true

Did you know the setting is in minutes... Not level of toastyness

I actually thought it was a colour setting "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find if you have a toaster and have it on the correct setting you'll never burn toast again!!!!

Hard to believe but it's true

Only works for people who live alone!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find if you have a toaster and have it on the correct setting you'll never burn toast again!!!!

Hard to believe but it's true

Only works for people who live alone!!!"

Exactly!

You cannot account for a third party interfering with the goddam settings

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I find if you have a toaster and have it on the correct setting you'll never burn toast again!!!!

Hard to believe but it's true

Only works for people who live alone!!!

Exactly!

You cannot account for a third party interfering with the goddam settings

SO true. My dad likes his toast absolutely cremated and when I'm home I always forget to turn it down!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Another issue with toast is when you drop it and for some reason it will always drop butter side down....

There was the case a number of years ago of of a woman in Donegal who dropped her toast and amazingly it landed butter side up..so amazed was she that she may have witnessed a miracle..she phoned her parish priest and explained what had happened..totally amazed at her story he dashed straight round to witness it for himself...

Having examined the evidence himself that a potential miracle had occurred he was straight onto the phone to the Bishop of Raphoe..

Listening carefully to the priests account of how Mrs Gallagher's toast had in fact landed butter side up....and this was a potential miracle he should bring it to the attention of the Cardinal of Armagh and phoned him immediately...

Now it just happened he was very lucky to get through to the cardinal as he was busy packing as he was leaving for Rome the following day for the annual cardinal's seminar with the Pope where he always had a private audience with his holiness...

Having listened to all the details he indeed agreed the evidence suggested a miracle had occured and with his private audience he would seek the Pope's blessing that a miracle had indeed occured..

So later in the week the cardinal had his audience with the Pope as

They were wrapping things up and the pope enquired if there was any other business the cardinal then informed his holiness of a possible miracle in Donegal re Mrs Gallagher's toast landing butter side up and it being witnessed by the parish priest and verified by the bishop...

So your holiness we are seeking your blessing that a miracle has infact occured..

Having listened intently the pope told the cardinal he would give it some thought and inform the cardinal in the morning...

Well the cardinal was on tenterhooks all night with anticipation that the Pope may give his blessing that a miracle had infact occured in Ireland ..

At 10 o'clock the following morning the cardinal's phone rang ...it was the Pope ...

The pope then informed the cardinal that sadly after giving it some thought he regretted he could not sanction that a miracle had occured as Mrs Gallagher had evidently buttered the wrong side.........

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