FabSwingers.com forum: Best chat up line you've gotten from someone?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey so what's the best chat up line you've gotten from someone? Or the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best was "I'd hide every chair in the world just so you had to sit on my face". Too many awful ones to choose from tbh.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

How about " I'd eat a mile of your shite if I knew your arse was at the end of it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best was "I'd hide every chair in the world just so you had to sit on my face". Too many awful ones to choose from tbh. "

Ok that's a good 1 haha and I say you have a long list alright lol don't worry I don't send them once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about " I'd eat a mile of your shite if I knew your arse was at the end of it ""

Haha yeah that's just fillet hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gorgeous finish girl once walked up to me and said, get your coat you're with me....that was the best ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pull your socks up because I'm going to blow them off haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a lot younger and more innocent, i was shifting a girl at a bar, when her friend came up and said how we cant abandon her.

I though I was being cock blocked, but then she explained she wanted to join in too. Went home with the friend

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Get your crash helmet luv, you're going through the head board later."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to go halves on a bastard...that line just cracked me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting tbh....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Are you a spanner because you really tighten my nuts

not the bear but it did make me laugh

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Are you a spanner because you really tighten my nuts

not the bear but it did make me laugh

Best

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I've got 50 acres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got 50 acres "

That would work on me tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got 50 acres

That would work on me tbf"

Make sure to double check it has road frontage...

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By *ired-BNMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Do you want to go halves on a bastard...that line just cracked me up"

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your legs remind me of an Oreo, how about I split them and eat the good stuff in the middle

It worked

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By *panker555Man
over a year ago

Navan

If corona doesn't take you out I will

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By *appytoadsCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

I've always had a crush on you...

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby

Best one iv heard

Heres 10p, call you mom and tell her....

The ransoms £50 grand

Well i laughed

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By *ural delightMan
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Best one i got was hope you fuck as good as you dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you pay for the next drink, I'll pay for the taxi"

You know who you are...Will never be bettered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my period but my friend will have sex with you is the best I've heard

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"I'm on my period but my friend will have sex with you is the best I've heard "
You look like My first wife how many times you been married I have never been married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's 20p for the payfone, go ring your mother & tell her you wont be home

Thats a nice dress, it would look lovely on my bedroom floor

How you like your eggs in the morning

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By *andydevineMan
over a year ago

sligo

Nice legs, what time do they open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk around carrying, like, a dozen limes and then bump into the person on purpose and drop them all.

Then when you're fumbling about trying to collect them say "Sorry can you help me out, please? I'm really bad at pick up limes"

....then change your name and leave the country

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Walk around carrying, like, a dozen limes and then bump into the person on purpose and drop them all.

Then when you're fumbling about trying to collect them say "Sorry can you help me out, please? I'm really bad at pick up limes"

....then change your name and leave the country

Groan

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

"Hey so what's the best chat up line you've gotten from someone? Or the worst

All of mine are proven winners and if ya don't believe me ask the ones who've blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I like to come and view his frontage"... I'm a sucker for some good frontage

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