FabSwingers.com forum: Things that Men do that women hate

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Apart from "everything " and "breathing"

Name one thing that men do that women hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the toilet seat up

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Everything, it never done right

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Not asking for directions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about sport as if you gave a shit

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Not asking for directions

Car and bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become gym bores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Refer to time spent looking after their own children as "babysitting"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mansplaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think going to Woodies or B&Q Island great day out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not pull their weight around the house

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Not pull their weight around the house"

Your enjoying this too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a man, I like to piss on the toilet seat and piss on the floor.

It's a way of asserting my dominance over my mum, who walks around the house like she owns the place.

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby

Youre gona need a 2nd thread i think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not pull their weight around the house

Your enjoying this too much

It's the gift that keeps on giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They just listen to answer

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Refer to time spent looking after their own children as "babysitting""

This one genuinely gets my goat. Especially when the same men complain that everyone who has family friendly working is a woman...

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Mansplaining anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assume all women can't drive

Some of us can drive, do like sport and earn our own money.

L x

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Dont put the toilet seat down

put empty cartons back in the fridge

leave plates by the sink

crumbs everywhere

wtf is wrong with men that their farts are like noxious gas

talk incessantly about football like its some holy grail

Talk about overpaid idiots who play football like they are gods

think fart jokes are "hilarious"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let themselves go totally, then complain their wives have lost interest in sex

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Dont put the toilet seat down

put empty cartons back in the fridge

leave plates by the sink

crumbs everywhere

wtf is wrong with men that their farts are like noxious gas

talk incessantly about football like its some holy grail

Talk about overpaid idiots who play football like they are gods

think fart jokes are "hilarious"

Jaysus if I'm down in Waterford later during the week I'll bring Mr for a pint and have a word with him

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"Dont put the toilet seat down

put empty cartons back in the fridge

leave plates by the sink

crumbs everywhere

wtf is wrong with men that their farts are like noxious gas

talk incessantly about football like its some holy grail

Talk about overpaid idiots who play football like they are gods

think fart jokes are "hilarious"

And breathe

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Dont put the toilet seat down

put empty cartons back in the fridge

leave plates by the sink

crumbs everywhere

wtf is wrong with men that their farts are like noxious gas

talk incessantly about football like its some holy grail

Talk about overpaid idiots who play football like they are gods

think fart jokes are "hilarious"

Jaysus if I'm down in Waterford later during the week I'll bring Mr for a pint and have a word with him "

Im remembering back to when my brothers were growing up. Luckily for me himself has zero interest in football bar when germany and ireland are playing in the euros or world cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss birthdays

Tell the lies to get the ride

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Miss birthdays

Tell the lies to get the ride "

Men only do this ....yeah right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be irresistible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss birthdays

Tell the lies to get the ride

Men only do this ....yeah right

Personally I've never lied to get the ride lol and ive never had a girl lie to me to get the ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be irresistible

Only a select few of ya are irresistible K man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls are as bad..

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Manscape into the sink and leave the evidence

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Leave socks all over the house

Snore

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Refer to time spent looking after their own children as "babysitting"

This one genuinely gets my goat. Especially when the same men complain that everyone who has family friendly working is a woman...

I've neither chick nor child but if I did I would call it family time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complain they don't understand women when all they have to do is listen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be irresistible

Only a select few of ya are irresistible K man

This is true Dizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mansplaining anyone

Mansplaining? What's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mansplaining anyone

Mansplaining? What's that?

I almost bit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mansplaining anyone

Mansplaining? What's that?

I almost bit...."

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mansplaining anyone

Mansplaining? What's that?

I almost bit...."

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By *uanpacMan
over a year ago

Cork/Limerick/Dublin

Not giving a shit what a woman hates

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By *entleman PoliteMan
over a year ago

Mars

Reading some of the ladies comments make me think there are still a lot of cro-magnon, neanderthals around.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Mansplaining anyone

Mansplaining? What's that?

I almost bit...."

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

You've opened a can of worms there BM

Speaking of which ....

Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've opened a can of worms there BM

Speaking of which ....

Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months

??? Is that something we are ment to be doing?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"You've opened a can of worms there BM

Speaking of which ....

Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months

I presume it keeps them nice and placid and he's a fisherman

I just hope it wasn't in a tupperware box you use for reheating food

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"You've opened a can of worms there BM

Speaking of which ....

Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months

I presume it keeps them nice and placid and he's a fisherman

I just hope it wasn't in a tupperware box you use for reheating food "

That's exactly it. In fairness the box is marked so they're safe in their little hibernation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've opened a can of worms there BM

Speaking of which ....

Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months

Ugh. My dad is a fisherman. My entire childhood can be summed up by one sound - live crabs scuttling all over each other in the fridge.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

When some try tell you how alpha they are and how inferior other guys are to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When some try tell you how alpha they are and how inferior other guys are to them

Oh OH OH! This made me think of those "nice guys" who cry and whinge that women always go for asshole and nobody wants a nice guy.

Orrrr the ones who want you to be their girlfriend (aka have sex with ONLY them, text ONLY them, listen to ALL their problems, give them ALL your attention and emotional support) but insist they wanna keep things casual cos you're great but they're just not looking for a relationship.

There's a special place in hell for those ones.

This is maybe my favorite thread ever. YAY.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"You've opened a can of worms there BM

Speaking of which ....

Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months

Ugh. My dad is a fisherman. My entire childhood can be summed up by one sound - live crabs scuttling all over each other in the fridge. "

Thats like a horror film Sbellex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" This is maybe my favorite thread ever. YAY. "

i feel a list incoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've opened a can of worms there BM

Speaking of which ....

Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months

Ugh. My dad is a fisherman. My entire childhood can be summed up by one sound - live crabs scuttling all over each other in the fridge.

Thats like a horror film Sbellex "

It wasn't too bad really. Except on birthdays when he'd put then on our beds to wake us up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" This is maybe my favorite thread ever. YAY.

i feel a list incoming

I'm trying so hard to restrain myself. I love men really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The man shed

Go go go quick.... I'll bring beer

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"You've opened a can of worms there BM

Speaking of which ....

Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months

Ugh. My dad is a fisherman. My entire childhood can be summed up by one sound - live crabs scuttling all over each other in the fridge.

Thats like a horror film Sbellex

It wasn't too bad really. Except on birthdays when he'd put then on our beds to wake us up. "

He sounds like great craic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive small kids crazy with rough horseplay, teasing, and shit food, and then wonder why it ends in tears

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Drive small kids crazy with rough horseplay, teasing, and shit food, and then wonder why it ends in tears

Shit food I'll have you know i always gave my kids the best pf takeaway food whenever I had to babysit them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They just listen to answer

Sometimes yes

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

It looks like I’ve been doing this man thing all wrong!

Or is that doing it right ladies?

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Reading some of the ladies comments make me think there are still a lot of cro-magnon, neanderthals around.

Acting like they're an exception when women voice valid criticisms of men's behaviour

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Snore

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Ask you out but have no actual plans for the date, forcing the woman to plan it herself

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Suggest outrageously obvious solutions to simple problems when you're venting (once I told a guy I had a headache and he said "you should take some painkillers". NO SHIT, REALLY?)

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Shout at the wife because the sink is full of dishes so you cant get a piss in it cause you cant be bothered to go to the upstairs bog

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

When you ask them to do something ,they say yeah no problem. Six months later it's still not done. Sake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shout at the wife because the sink is full of dishes so you cant get a piss in it cause you cant be bothered to go to the upstairs bog"

It all ends up in the same place in the end, it's all good

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Assume all women can't drive

Some of us can drive, do like sport and earn our own money.

L x"

Oh my what a lovely bum u have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you ask them to do something ,they say yeah no problem. Six months later it's still not done. Sake!!"

I hold a record of two years to hang a picture, anyone beat that guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a man, I like to piss on the toilet seat and piss on the floor.

It's a way of asserting my dominance over my mum, who walks around the house like she owns the place."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Complain they don't understand women when all they have to do is listen"

Applies to one of the previous threads going last week

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"When you ask them to do something ,they say yeah no problem. Six months later it's still not done. Sake!!

I hold a record of two years to hang a picture, anyone beat that guys?

30 years in the house theres still two rooms left that need skirting

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"As a man, I like to piss on the toilet seat and piss on the floor.

It's a way of asserting my dominance over my mum, who walks around the house like she owns the place.

"
Your going to be in demand for D iY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mansplain,

Complain that women are a mystery without actually listening,

Believe that their penis looks attractive (no double standards here - most pussies arent attractive either

)

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By *ischief2020Man
over a year ago

Borderline

"Dont put the toilet seat down

put empty cartons back in the fridge

leave plates by the sink

crumbs everywhere

wtf is wrong with men that their farts are like noxious gas

talk incessantly about football like its some holy grail

Talk about overpaid idiots who play football like they are gods

think fart jokes are "hilarious"

Are you sure this isn’t just one particular man you’re on about

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By *ischief2020Man
over a year ago

Borderline

"Mansplain,

Complain that women are a mystery without actually listening,

Believe that their penis looks attractive (no double standards here - most pussies arent attractive either

) "

I beg to differ, but there are a lot of lovely looking pushiest and peni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont put the toilet seat down

put empty cartons back in the fridge

leave plates by the sink

crumbs everywhere

wtf is wrong with men that their farts are like noxious gas

talk incessantly about football like its some holy grail

Talk about overpaid idiots who play football like they are gods

think fart jokes are "hilarious"

In fairness, farts are hilarious - especially when ye poison someone with them

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Mansplain,

Complain that women are a mystery without actually listening,

Believe that their penis looks attractive (no double standards here - most pussies arent attractive either

) "

Nice interlude. In all fairness though, for some, women are a mystery without listening. For some, women are a mystery even when listening. For some, they're not sure where they are and trying to get a taxi home whilst wondering if women are mysterious. Does anybody have a taxi number?

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By *onnaluvdollTV/TS
over a year ago

cork

Ask the question "you ok?" When its blatantly obvious something is wrong, knowing we'll get the same answer of "I'm fine", when a blind man could see something is wrong, yet no matter how often we ask what that might be, we never get an answer.

The greatest solution? Smile sweetly and say "ok, long as you're ok. Must have been my mistake thinking something was wrong" and stroll away

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By *ykmwyldTV/TS
over a year ago

Belpre

"Leave the toilet seat up"

Totally Agree ; ) .

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By *ykmwyldTV/TS
over a year ago

Belpre

"Talk about sport as if you gave a shit"

Totally Agree Again lol.

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By *ykmwyldTV/TS
over a year ago

Belpre

"Refer to time spent looking after their own children as "babysitting""

Your on a roll sweetie, keep going ; ) !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend they're actually listening ..

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Dont put the toilet seat down

put empty cartons back in the fridge

leave plates by the sink

crumbs everywhere

wtf is wrong with men that their farts are like noxious gas

talk incessantly about football like its some holy grail

Talk about overpaid idiots who play football like they are gods

think fart jokes are "hilarious"

Actually, it's been scientifically proven that women's farts smell worse than men's (due to hormones).

I laughed at all your other points though (does that count me as thinking fart jokes are hilarious though?)

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Earn more money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brag about money

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Talk about sport as if you gave a shit"

This is portrayed quite well in a painting by a killarney based artist (not sure if still alive)..

Did a sequence of bar room set paintings entitled 7 deadly sins..

Painting is entitled "last straw"

Guy out with girlfriend but painting depicts him and mate (both in gaa shirts) heavily engrossed in conversation(obviously about sport) her sat looking away more or less raising her eyebrows as if to say "I've had enough that's the last straw"

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Brag about money

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Brag about money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call 6 pints in the local with his tedious friends "taking you out"

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Sorry I zoned out there what was question again

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Call 6 pints in the local with his tedious friends "taking you out""

But ye get a bag of chips afterwards

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By *urydiceRisingWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Dick pics before even saying hello. If I just wanted a tool, I'd buy a dildo.

Assuming that this is a porn site or that you're going to get porn sex. (The women in those movies get paid a fair amount of money to put up with all the bullshit.)

A pet turn off for me is thinking you don't have to offer up something of yourself. Especially in a meat market like this. Yup, it's brutal - but this is your world, I'm just playing in it.

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