FabSwingers.com forum: Great sayings

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, here is one,

“Nobody ever said it would be easy but they promised it would be worth it”

Put your own in and try and guess who it’s from....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, here is one,

“Nobody ever said it would be easy but they promised it would be worth it”

Put your own in and try and guess who it’s from...."

You can't polish a turd.

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You'll act thr pig until the butcher comes.

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You'll act thr pig until the butcher comes."

The

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tree is known by its fruits and not by its roots..

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You'll catch flies quicker with honey than you will with shite .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tree is known by its fruits and not by its roots.."

Bible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is bitter but its fruit is sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Patience is bitter but its fruit is sweet

Is that a Wexford original?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience is bitter but its fruit is sweet

Is that a Wexford original?

I don't think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A closed mouth... catches no flies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

The higher the monkey climb the tree the more he show his ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make like a donkey's dick and hit the road"

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By *hilaboutMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

If it dont rain twill be fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A closed mouth... catches no flies"

Loose lips, sink ships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get back what you put out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience is bitter but its fruit is sweet

My favourite one so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tús maith leath na hoibre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tús maith leath na hoibre"

Translate please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good start is half the battle! I can give you one on one grinds if you’d like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

English speaking only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good start is half the battle! I can give you one on one grinds if you’d like?"

I'd need to start the level zero though. I'm on Italian at the moment thanks anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

May the Road Rise to Meet You

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A good start is half the battle! I can give you one on one grinds if you’d like?

I'd need to start the level zero though. I'm on Italian at the moment thanks anyway

How come you picked Italian?

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By *he chef 45Man
over a year ago

Banbridge

May the road rise to meet you

May the smoke of poverty never go up your chimney

And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good start is half the battle! I can give you one on one grinds if you’d like?

I'd need to start the level zero though. I'm on Italian at the moment thanks anyway

How come you picked Italian? "

Its easier for me and the app had an offer during the lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll always remember the advice my great grandfather gave me on his wedding day:

If it smells like chicken, keep lickin'.

If it smells like fish, get the fuck outta there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll always remember the advice my great grandfather gave me on his wedding day:

If it smells like chicken, keep lickin'.

If it smells like fish, get the fuck outta there."

You were at your great grand father's wedding ???..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t mind someone getting up on my back but it’s when they put their toe in your hole to get a grip on the way up !

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.

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By *heilsWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

The grass may not be greener but at least it won't be artificial...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, here is one,

“Nobody ever said it would be easy but they promised it would be worth it”

Put your own in and try and guess who it’s from....

You can't polish a turd. "

Freeze and varnish X

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

It’s better to stay quiet and seem a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taste your words before spitting them out.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

The only time you should look down on someone is when you are giving them a hand helping them up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

About as much as a phesant plucker plucks .

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The only time you should look down on someone is when you are giving them a hand helping them up. "

I read this recently and thought it was beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

About as much as a phesant plucker plucks . "

She sees sea shells by the sea shore....

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My granny always said little apples will grow again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail

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By *usyatminMan
over a year ago

Wicklow, Wexford, Dublin and Carlow

Does that smell like shit to you?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

If they act like they can live without you let them x

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

2 ears 1 mouth..

Listen twice before speaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May the Road Rise to Meet You"

you'll be walking uphill the rest of your days

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

What do you think this is blackpool illuminations...

Where you born in a barn..

Thought, thought he'd wet himself and when he looked he had.

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By *lavemale66Man
over a year ago

Carlow

To describe someone as stupid

The light is on but nobody is home or you can talk to someone with a wooden leg but not to someone with a wooden head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With hands that do dishes just as soft as your face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far from your arse, you wont sit on it"

I've flashbacks to this saying but no idea of the context?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut your mouth and eat your Dinner..!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shut your mouth and eat your Dinner..!!!

Your dinner is on the table!

(Never a mention of a plate)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To continue with the dinner theme - "there's starving children in Africa".

Never understood how me eating the rest of my dinner was supposed to helpful there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To continue with the dinner theme - "there's starving children in Africa".

Never understood how me eating the rest of my dinner was supposed to helpful there... "

and then you shuffle the same dinner items into different hiding places on the plate and say - "I'm finished now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't stand the heat... Get out of the kitchen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To continue with the dinner theme - "there's starving children in Africa".

Never understood how me eating the rest of my dinner was supposed to helpful there...

and then you shuffle the same dinner items into different hiding places on the plate and say - "I'm finished now"

Another dinner theme ... ``Shut your mouth and eat your dinner`` am how is that possible.......

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Never drink on an empty head

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A bird can sing with a broken wing but never with a broken heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so thirsty I'd drink that from a hooers boot

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

May your next shiiiiiiiite be a hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u cant hack it heres your jacket if uve an issue here's a tissue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'd lick that off a scabby leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I better stop I've millions of them

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Tis far from that he was raised...

It is what it is...

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool

Than open your mouth and remove all doubt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bird can sing with a broken wing but never with a broken heart."

Aw. That's sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick as a small hospital, obviously hangover related

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"The reward of patience ...is patience"

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Better to stay silent and be thought a fool

Than open your mouth and remove all doubt..."

One of the best ever..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes your face will stay like that.

If you can't be good be careful and if you can't be careful buy a pram.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loose lips sink ships

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Loose lips sink ships

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Don’t wait for the boat coming In !! swim out to it , Alway wanted to say to a lady do you want to come on my boat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loose lips sink ships

Don’t wait for the boat coming In !! swim out to it , Alway wanted to say to a lady do you want to come on my boat lol

What if she can't swim?

And what song are ya jammin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The enemy is only images and illusions, behind which he hides his true motives.

Break the image, and you will destroy the enemy.

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

She's a fanny like a clowns pocket.

She's a fanny like a wizards sleeve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s a face on her like a bulldog chewing a wasp . She’s seen more japs eyes than a Nissan wing mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in a pub once and there was a couple of auld fellas at the counter (when ya could sit at the counter) and this woman came in looking for someone. When she left one guy turned to the other and said

“well, if I had a box of cocks I wouldn’t give her one”

From. Bell X1 song.... Rocky took a lover

I don’t believe in any old Jesus but if there is a god then why is my arse the perfect height for kicking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s pretty from far but she’s far from pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had more time I'd have written you a shorter letter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ever say 'do you wanna me to be honest?' say no!

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Shes a cunt!

Its quite a popular one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes a cunt!

Its quite a popular one

CUNT is not a bad word. They made it sound bad..

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Shes a cunt!

Its quite a popular one

CUNT is not a bad word. They made it sound bad..

I meant it as a term of endearment

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Shes a cunt!

Its quite a popular one

CUNT is not a bad word. They made it sound bad..

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Its a lovely part of the body to be explored But not a nice word to quote in anger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always Measure Twice & Cut Once

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