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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This morning, had a funny incident with this really hot chick in the gym, then during her session she was doing her dumbbells in front of me, I was getting horny looking at her.

Just thought I’d share this piece of useless information with ye all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the funny incident..... edge of my seat here

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

She turned round and she was a he?

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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago

belfast

Time to delete the forum, this won’t be topped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She turned round and she was a he? "

Yep his dumbballs fell out in front of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much funny incident as creepy guy asked to leave gym incident then eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can relate, Ohpee, I've had an embarrassing moment at the gym too.

Whilst working out I noticed a hole in one of my trainers just big enough to slip my finger in. Well, long story short I'm not allowed within 100 yards of her now

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

jaysus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s probably a ‘Weird guy in the gym this morning’ tread on another forum somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s probably a ‘Weird guy in the gym this morning’ tread on another forum somewhere "

This is probably the reason nobody has verified you

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south


"There’s probably a ‘Weird guy in the gym this morning’ tread on another forum somewhere

This is probably the reason nobody has verified you "

C 19 Has got guys wearing jegging help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op grow a pair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op grow a pair

"

What are you on about

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Jesus youre a tough crowd -He did state it was a "useless piece of information "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jesus youre a tough crowd -He did state it was a "useless piece of information "

"

Thanks

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By *oxminxCouple
over a year ago

NaughtyVille *×* Laois

Bet the "chick" wished she had wings to fly far away.

Ever consider that a simple smile and hello, would put the girl more at ease.

Just a thought for the future

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet the "chick" wished she had wings to fly far away.

Ever consider that a simple smile and hello, would put the girl more at ease.

Just a thought for the future "

Does a piece of useless information really warrant a comment so negative.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have come to the conclusion that most people are arseholes on the Ireland forum.

Take this thread. Sure it's random, one may even say it's dumb. But it's not offensive in any sort of way.

But some of yous couldn't help but get the knife out. Ranging from "grow a pair op" (wtf?) To calling the op a staring creep.

Not just this thread. Someone could post "it's a lovely morning" and for someone to get back being a prick. All because they can. Must be fun to do so or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have come to the conclusion that most people are arseholes on the Ireland forum.

Take this thread. Sure it's random, one may even say it's dumb. But it's not offensive in any sort of way.

But some of yous couldn't help but get the knife out. Ranging from "grow a pair op" (wtf?) To calling the op a staring creep.

Not just this thread. Someone could post "it's a lovely morning" and for someone to get back being a prick. All because they can. Must be fun to do so or something. "

Ah no.

I worked in gyms. Guys creeping in girls was a huge factor putting alot of women joining and using gyms.

You still see it in gyms everyday it is creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have come to the conclusion that most people are arseholes on the Ireland forum.

Take this thread. Sure it's random, one may even say it's dumb. But it's not offensive in any sort of way.

But some of yous couldn't help but get the knife out. Ranging from "grow a pair op" (wtf?) To calling the op a staring creep.

Not just this thread. Someone could post "it's a lovely morning" and for someone to get back being a prick. All because they can. Must be fun to do so or something.

Ah no.

I worked in gyms. Guys creeping in girls was a huge factor putting alot of women joining and using gyms.

You still see it in gyms everyday it is creepy"

Yes that happens. Every day in every gym in the world but how do we know the op was doing that?

Like I honestly can't tell you from his story that if he was getting a sneaky glance and full on staring for two minutes vibes. I wasn't there. No one else was. But he's already been condemned by others on here.

That's the point I was making. You can't say anything on here without others taking the wrong end of the stick intentionally, on purpose.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What was the funny incident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the funny incident "

I think that was it, I can't be sure though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was the funny incident

I think that was it, I can't be sure though. "

See this, no point in even talking about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In general, most people accuse others of what they’re guilty of themselves.

For the conversation to have gone into such a way, is a pity. It’s about time, some of the negative comments were stopped because nobody needs that junk in their life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In general, most people accuse others of what they’re guilty of themselves.

For the conversation to have gone into such a way, is a pity. It’s about time, some of the negative comments were stopped because nobody needs that junk in their life. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the funny incident

I think that was it, I can't be sure though.

See this, no point in even talking about it.

"

So i was right? That was it? You were getting horny looking at someone working out?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience most guys have a sneaky peaky at the ladies in the gym

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In my experience most guys have a sneaky peaky at the ladies in the gym "

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin


"In my experience most guys have a sneaky peaky at the ladies in the gym "
I make it quite obvious so nothing sneaky at all

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Oooh a hot woman training in front of me

...think I'll just "warm up" with a bench press of 400Ibs!"

is most guys tact for getting noticed

(not advised)

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

to be fair Most fellas (and ladies) would take a sneak peek at those training. However its the blatantly pervy ones that are totally offputting and i could see why some ladies would be put off going to the gym. That being said himself reckons men check out other men more regularly (i.e. the dudes lifting heavy in the corner)not in a sexual way more holy shit look at that weight kind of way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was practically getting accused of getting my cock out and having a wank in front of her

Grow up lads

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

I be eyeing up the vending machine

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"I be eyeing up the vending machine "

does your vending machine have nice stuff.

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By *ajobMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place."

Please explain what exactly you were doing at the time?working chest but somehow your arse is in view....how...what messed up position were you in and how do you not know your own body let alone the clothes you are wearing at the time to not work out it was your reflection?never seen or noticed my rear/back when im working chest cause im either siting back on a bench.. at a machine sitting or doing cable flys....theres not much chance of seeing ones rear tbh lol

Curious to know how

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"I be eyeing up the vending machine

does your vending machine have nice stuff."

thee best of nice things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was practically getting accused of getting my cock out and having a wank in front of her

Grow up lads "

Maybe I read 2+2 and got 5 .. if so apologies OP.

Just seen enough guys thinking they were having a subtle perv and having mouths so wide open you'd fit their Dumbells in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place.

Please explain what exactly you were doing at the time?working chest but somehow your arse is in view....how...what messed up position were you in and how do you not know your own body let alone the clothes you are wearing at the time to not work out it was your reflection?never seen or noticed my rear/back when im working chest cause im either siting back on a bench.. at a machine sitting or doing cable flys....theres not much chance of seeing ones rear tbh lol

Curious to know how"

I understand your confusion. You see I only ever work out in the free weights arena. Resistance machines are for Beta Males. If you ask the person at the desk, they will happily give you a tour.

I can't recall what exact moves I was doing at the time... i was too busy lookin' good.

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By *ajobMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place.

Please explain what exactly you were doing at the time?working chest but somehow your arse is in view....how...what messed up position were you in and how do you not know your own body let alone the clothes you are wearing at the time to not work out it was your reflection?never seen or noticed my rear/back when im working chest cause im either siting back on a bench.. at a machine sitting or doing cable flys....theres not much chance of seeing ones rear tbh lol

Curious to know how

I understand your confusion. You see I only ever work out in the free weights arena. Resistance machines are for Beta Males. If you ask the person at the desk, they will happily give you a tour.

I can't recall what exact moves I was doing at the time... i was too busy lookin' good."

You need help buddy lol

You must be winging it then if your unsure of your exercises....your comments raise a few flags,just so ya know....if all your doing in the gym is free weights then your missing out...dont be afraid to humble yourself and learn to try new exercises....cause every experiance gym goer and pro uses all the tools at there dispossal,oeave the ego at the door and train harder and smarter u might actually love/hate the experiance of putting your body beyond what youve done before

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place.

Please explain what exactly you were doing at the time?working chest but somehow your arse is in view....how...what messed up position were you in and how do you not know your own body let alone the clothes you are wearing at the time to not work out it was your reflection?never seen or noticed my rear/back when im working chest cause im either siting back on a bench.. at a machine sitting or doing cable flys....theres not much chance of seeing ones rear tbh lol

Curious to know how

I understand your confusion. You see I only ever work out in the free weights arena. Resistance machines are for Beta Males. If you ask the person at the desk, they will happily give you a tour.

I can't recall what exact moves I was doing at the time... i was too busy lookin' good."

dyin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place.

Please explain what exactly you were doing at the time?working chest but somehow your arse is in view....how...what messed up position were you in and how do you not know your own body let alone the clothes you are wearing at the time to not work out it was your reflection?never seen or noticed my rear/back when im working chest cause im either siting back on a bench.. at a machine sitting or doing cable flys....theres not much chance of seeing ones rear tbh lol

Curious to know how

I understand your confusion. You see I only ever work out in the free weights arena. Resistance machines are for Beta Males. If you ask the person at the desk, they will happily give you a tour.

I can't recall what exact moves I was doing at the time... i was too busy lookin' good.

You need help buddy lol

You must be winging it then if your unsure of your exercises....your comments raise a few flags,just so ya know....if all your doing in the gym is free weights then your missing out...dont be afraid to humble yourself and learn to try new exercises....cause every experiance gym goer and pro uses all the tools at there dispossal,oeave the ego at the door and train harder and smarter u might actually love/hate the experiance of putting your body beyond what youve done before"

Betas gonna bate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place."

Hon, this can't possibly be true.

You'd never get up in time for a 5am gym sesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how this thread would have gone if it was a lady wrote she was perving at a guy in a gym

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was practically getting accused of getting my cock out and having a wank in front of her

Grow up lads

Maybe I read 2+2 and got 5 .. if so apologies OP.

Just seen enough guys thinking they were having a subtle perv and having mouths so wide open you'd fit their Dumbells in."

Thanks m8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was practically getting accused of getting my cock out and having a wank in front of her

Grow up lads

Maybe I read 2+2 and got 5 .. if so apologies OP.

Just seen enough guys thinking they were having a subtle perv and having mouths so wide open you'd fit their Dumbells in.

Thanks m8"

Ah if I'm wrong I'm wrong I'll hold my hands up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder how this thread would have gone if it was a lady wrote she was perving at a guy in a gym "

Exactly. Do they really think this bullshit is necessary

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was practically getting accused of getting my cock out and having a wank in front of her

Grow up lads

Maybe I read 2+2 and got 5 .. if so apologies OP.

Just seen enough guys thinking they were having a subtle perv and having mouths so wide open you'd fit their Dumbells in.

Thanks m8

Ah if I'm wrong I'm wrong I'll hold my hands up "

A good quality in anyone

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

To be fair I think a few of the comments were taking the piss out of the "funny incident" of a hot girl working out at a gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place.

Please explain what exactly you were doing at the time?working chest but somehow your arse is in view....how...what messed up position were you in and how do you not know your own body let alone the clothes you are wearing at the time to not work out it was your reflection?never seen or noticed my rear/back when im working chest cause im either siting back on a bench.. at a machine sitting or doing cable flys....theres not much chance of seeing ones rear tbh lol

Curious to know how

I understand your confusion. You see I only ever work out in the free weights arena. Resistance machines are for Beta Males. If you ask the person at the desk, they will happily give you a tour.

I can't recall what exact moves I was doing at the time... i was too busy lookin' good.

You need help buddy lol

You must be winging it then if your unsure of your exercises....your comments raise a few flags,just so ya know....if all your doing in the gym is free weights then your missing out...dont be afraid to humble yourself and learn to try new exercises....cause every experiance gym goer and pro uses all the tools at there dispossal,oeave the ego at the door and train harder and smarter u might actually love/hate the experiance of putting your body beyond what youve done before"

Nah bro. If I wanted to raise flags and wing it i'd join the Semophore Club. Instead I raise heavy weights and drop jaws. I'm in tune with my body and follow wherever the burn takes me.

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo


"In general, most people accuse others of what they’re guilty of themselves.

For the conversation to have gone into such a way, is a pity. It’s about time, some of the negative comments were stopped because nobody needs that junk in their life. "

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo


"In my experience most guys have a sneaky peaky at the ladies in the gym "

And vise versa im sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be fair I think a few of the comments were taking the piss out of the "funny incident" of a hot girl working out at a gym. "

Yeah until heylookbooobs

Said,

“Not so much funny incident as creepy guy asked to leave gym incident then eh?”

Then everyone started their shit!!!

But at least he was man enough to admit he was wrong.

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo


"So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place.

Please explain what exactly you were doing at the time?working chest but somehow your arse is in view....how...what messed up position were you in and how do you not know your own body let alone the clothes you are wearing at the time to not work out it was your reflection?never seen or noticed my rear/back when im working chest cause im either siting back on a bench.. at a machine sitting or doing cable flys....theres not much chance of seeing ones rear tbh lol

Curious to know how

I understand your confusion. You see I only ever work out in the free weights arena. Resistance machines are for Beta Males. If you ask the person at the desk, they will happily give you a tour.

I can't recall what exact moves I was doing at the time... i was too busy lookin' good."

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By *ajobMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place.

Please explain what exactly you were doing at the time?working chest but somehow your arse is in view....how...what messed up position were you in and how do you not know your own body let alone the clothes you are wearing at the time to not work out it was your reflection?never seen or noticed my rear/back when im working chest cause im either siting back on a bench.. at a machine sitting or doing cable flys....theres not much chance of seeing ones rear tbh lol

Curious to know how

I understand your confusion. You see I only ever work out in the free weights arena. Resistance machines are for Beta Males. If you ask the person at the desk, they will happily give you a tour.

I can't recall what exact moves I was doing at the time... i was too busy lookin' good.

You need help buddy lol

You must be winging it then if your unsure of your exercises....your comments raise a few flags,just so ya know....if all your doing in the gym is free weights then your missing out...dont be afraid to humble yourself and learn to try new exercises....cause every experiance gym goer and pro uses all the tools at there dispossal,oeave the ego at the door and train harder and smarter u might actually love/hate the experiance of putting your body beyond what youve done before

Nah bro. If I wanted to raise flags and wing it i'd join the Semophore Club. Instead I raise heavy weights and drop jaws. I'm in tune with my body and follow wherever the burn takes me. "

Chancer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how this thread would have gone if it was a lady wrote she was perving at a guy in a gym "

I am a equal opportunities pervert I admire the men and the ladies at the gym

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By *ajobMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"To be fair I think a few of the comments were taking the piss out of the "funny incident" of a hot girl working out at a gym.

Yeah until heylookbooobs

Said,

“Not so much funny incident as creepy guy asked to leave gym incident then eh?”

Then everyone started their shit!!!

But at least he was man enough to admit he was wrong. "

You do realise you left your initial post open for judgement without finalising your story,ya kinda left it up in the air for folk to comment on....then you got nasty about it all...why didnt u just state the facts in the 1st place,that way you wouldnt have to worry bout ppl filling in the blanks in whatever way they wanted....

Like someone stated earlier....whats wrong with a simple hello and all and getting on with it now is there

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder


"So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place."

This, and your later posts (..wherever the burn takes me), made me laugh out loud. Hats off to someone with a sense of humour for a change

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Dont go to the gym so I can offer no more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be fair I think a few of the comments were taking the piss out of the "funny incident" of a hot girl working out at a gym.

Yeah until heylookbooobs

Said,

“Not so much funny incident as creepy guy asked to leave gym incident then eh?”

Then everyone started their shit!!!

But at least he was man enough to admit he was wrong.

You do realise you left your initial post open for judgement without finalising your story,ya kinda left it up in the air for folk to comment on....then you got nasty about it all...why didnt u just state the facts in the 1st place,that way you wouldnt have to worry bout ppl filling in the blanks in whatever way they wanted....

Like someone stated earlier....whats wrong with a simple hello and all and getting on with it now is there "

He apologised for his comment, I wasn’t nasty to anyone.

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By *ajobMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"To be fair I think a few of the comments were taking the piss out of the "funny incident" of a hot girl working out at a gym.

Yeah until heylookbooobs

Said,

“Not so much funny incident as creepy guy asked to leave gym incident then eh?”

Then everyone started their shit!!!

But at least he was man enough to admit he was wrong.

You do realise you left your initial post open for judgement without finalising your story,ya kinda left it up in the air for folk to comment on....then you got nasty about it all...why didnt u just state the facts in the 1st place,that way you wouldnt have to worry bout ppl filling in the blanks in whatever way they wanted....

Like someone stated earlier....whats wrong with a simple hello and all and getting on with it now is there

He apologised for his comment, I wasn’t nasty to anyone. "

He had no need to apologise....he was just elaborating cause you left things open..i wouldnt take offence...no harm done at the end of the day now is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place.

This, and your later posts (..wherever the burn takes me), made me laugh out loud. Hats off to someone with a sense of humour for a change "

Humour? I don't follow. I take my workouts with the upmost seriousness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread made me giggle!! I've caught one hot starting at me back in my gym days but I was on the thigh machine where you push your legs open against resistance and I'd only loose short shorts on. Realised he was getting glimpse of my lady bits every time I spread wide lol!! I adjusted myself so I wasn't flashing and he lost interest we're all human and if I'm not made feel uncomfortable it doesn't bother me.... Maybe I'm just an attention whore jade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiver me goddam timbers

Kaizer goes awol for a week and this qualifies as comedy?!

Serenity now... SERENITY NOW!

Were you sporting an embarrassing erection OP?

Was she in fact a bloody relation?

Or did she have an Adam's Apple?

There's gotta be more man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shiver me goddam timbers

Kaizer goes awol for a week and this qualifies as comedy?!

Serenity now... SERENITY NOW!

Were you sporting an embarrassing erection OP?

Was she in fact a bloody relation?

Or did she have an Adam's Apple?

There's gotta be more man "

Nah m8, it’s your end of Meath where you shag your cousins

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland

Just a thought, was it dum bells?

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place.

This, and your later posts (..wherever the burn takes me), made me laugh out loud. Hats off to someone with a sense of humour for a change

Humour? I don't follow. I take my workouts with the upmost seriousness "

Pmsl

Gary your workouts are from the periodic table, your derriere? - e=mc2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was in the midst of my 5am work out, wailing on my pecks, getting a real pump on, when I see the most amazing sexy ass poppin' right in front of me.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Gary, you're and Alpha Male, I know you tapped that ass without hesitation!"

But I'm also a gent and didnt want to interrupt her workout. Plus it gave me some extra time to get the guns really popping.

By happenschance we both finished our sets at the exact same time, so I made my move and approached, only to realise the object of my affection was actually the reflection of my own sweet ass in the mirror.

Disappointed I was missing out on some heat, but chuffed nonetheless, I gave myself a subtle nod of approval, oblivious to the logistics of how the reflection of my derriere appeared in front of me in the first place.

This, and your later posts (..wherever the burn takes me), made me laugh out loud. Hats off to someone with a sense of humour for a change

Humour? I don't follow. I take my workouts with the upmost seriousness

Pmsl

Gary your workouts are from the periodic table, your derriere? - e=mc2 "

Care to share where you made that preposterous hypothesis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s probably a ‘Weird guy in the gym this morning’ tread on another forum somewhere

This is probably the reason nobody has verified you "

Says the lad with a cam verification

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s probably a ‘Weird guy in the gym this morning’ tread on another forum somewhere

This is probably the reason nobody has verified you

Says the lad with a cam verification "

Read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus youre a tough crowd -He did state it was a "useless piece of information "

"

Mrs DT

And people bitching on this poor guy because too lazy to read the whole post

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By *oandFroCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

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By *oandFroCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"I have come to the conclusion that most people are arseholes on the Ireland forum.

Take this thread. Sure it's random, one may even say it's dumb. But it's not offensive in any sort of way.

But some of yous couldn't help but get the knife out. Ranging from "grow a pair op" (wtf?) To calling the op a staring creep.

Not just this thread. Someone could post "it's a lovely morning" and for someone to get back being a prick. All because they can. Must be fun to do so or something.

I agree its put me off posting some random thoughts on here, which are what forums are for, no? Anyway katie here and I love appreciating the views in the gym. X"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jesus youre a tough crowd -He did state it was a "useless piece of information "

Mrs DT

And people bitching on this poor guy because too lazy to read the whole post "

But in fairness he did appologise, nobody else did and some tired to stir the shit again.

This was a random comment, rather than posting the typical nonsense that is posted.

I would really like to thank everyone for their positive comments and seeing the thread for what it really was.

“Useless information”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shiver me goddam timbers

Kaizer goes awol for a week and this qualifies as comedy?!

Serenity now... SERENITY NOW!

Were you sporting an embarrassing erection OP?

Was she in fact a bloody relation?

Or did she have an Adam's Apple?

There's gotta be more man

Nah m8, it’s your end of Meath where you shag your cousins "

When your that damn beautiful it's hard to resist!

Kaizer has a good one!

So this morning when the Manbeast awoke, he went to the bathroom and brushed his teeth.

It was priceless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shiver me goddam timbers

Kaizer goes awol for a week and this qualifies as comedy?!

Serenity now... SERENITY NOW!

Were you sporting an embarrassing erection OP?

Was she in fact a bloody relation?

Or did she have an Adam's Apple?

There's gotta be more man

Nah m8, it’s your end of Meath where you shag your cousins

When your that damn beautiful it's hard to resist!

Kaizer has a good one!

So this morning when the Manbeast awoke, he went to the bathroom and brushed his teeth.

It was priceless "

Hygiene first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen a few hot chicks in the gym and running around my local town. If only we knew they were on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well she was there again this morning, looking as fit as ever. So I mustn’t have put her off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bout to go to my gym, have to be honest and say this kinda thing is a bit creepy. No, not saying I'm perv worthy, just the idea someone might be getting off watching me deadlift is a bit

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By *ajobMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"I'm bout to go to my gym, have to be honest and say this kinda thing is a bit creepy. No, not saying I'm perv worthy, just the idea someone might be getting off watching me deadlift is a bit "

Great stuff!get after it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bout to go to my gym, have to be honest and say this kinda thing is a bit creepy. No, not saying I'm perv worthy, just the idea someone might be getting off watching me deadlift is a bit

Great stuff!get after it "

Plan to

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By *ajobMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"Well she was there again this morning, looking as fit as ever. So I mustn’t have put her off "

Maybe she wanted to check your rear one last time or else shes dedicated and couldnt careless and is just gets its done then goes on with her day without thinking twice about prying eyes perhaps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well she was there again this morning, looking as fit as ever. So I mustn’t have put her off

Maybe she wanted to check your rear one last time or else shes dedicated and couldnt careless and is just gets its done then goes on with her day without thinking twice about prying eyes perhaps"

Who care’s? It was useless information, some might say, a way to pass the time.

Do you always comment on other guys posts in this way?

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By *ajobMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Cringe worthy ones.....yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bit like a Tom cat spraying all four corners of the house I suppose

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south


"Bit like a Tom cat spraying all four corners of the house I suppose "
Yes keep it lighthearted, They say to much exercise can ruin your eyesight

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