FabSwingers.com forum: HELP !!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

HELP!!

I've tried waxing with candle wax now my bits are stuck to the bed.

I'm afraid to reheat the wax not only because of the damage I've done and I could make worse but also I'm afraid I'll set the matress alite ........ any ideas ...HELP !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess that’s you working from home then

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Rub your legs together and the friction generated heat will melt the wax.

Might burn the bollocks off you too mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess that’s you working from home then

I was for the last 5 months , hence the experimentation

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A lot of wax problems on this site

Maybe time to grow the bush back lads

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Hair dryer

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Borrow some wax eating pubic lice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just do a 1 _ 2 _ 3 (AND pull) and pull like so you never pulled before. Be a man grind the teeth pretend it's someone you hate job done

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Brown paper and a hot iron do the trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rub your legs together and the friction generated heat will melt the wax.

Might burn the bollocks off you too mind

I cant it's the back of my sack stuck to the matress , I've tried to lift myself up but I cant it's a king size one ...... the matress that is

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

jaysus dont be a beeotch and just yank em off

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Borrow BMs pubic lice and they will free your bits from the bed

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"jaysus dont be a beeotch and just yank em off

Sounds like most would be left behind he must have used a lot of wax #hairyasagoat

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Some people are just better at waxing lyrical. I'll light a candle for you

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Borrow BMs pubic lice and they will free your bits from the bed

They're nit feckin trained

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"jaysus dont be a beeotch and just yank em off

Sounds like most would be left behind he must have used a lot of wax #hairyasagoat "

well at least hell have a nice smooth patch after the skin graft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello .... I've tried .....

fecking church candle wax I never thought it would go that hard

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Borrow BMs pubic lice and they will free your bits from the bed

They're nit feckin trained

I bet you were scratching your head trying to think of that reply

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Hello .... I've tried .....

fecking church candle wax I never thought it would go that hard

douse yourself in holy water, chances are youll burn up, wax melts, balls free, all is gravy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

ANY COBRA KAI FANS IN THE HOUSE? Man down. Wax on- wax off

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?

I'd volunteer but you're not looking for single men

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?

i have a viking neck knife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?

I'd volunteer but you're not looking for single men

It's a delicate job ..... definitely needs a ladys touch

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?

I'd volunteer but you're not looking for single men

It's a delicate job ..... definitely needs a ladys touch

I've a very blunt rusty knife if that's any good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?

I'd volunteer but you're not looking for single men

It's a delicate job ..... definitely needs a ladys touch

I've a very blunt rusty knife if that's any good. "

Once you have a steady hand that what matters most

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?

i have a viking neck knife

Why does that not surprise me?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?

i have a viking neck knife

Why does that not surprise me?

Im getting himself a handforged one for anniversary present

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?

I'd volunteer but you're not looking for single men

It's a delicate job ..... definitely needs a ladys touch

I've a very blunt rusty knife if that's any good.

Once you have a steady hand that what matters most

Hmm just a slight tremor

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By *asterandhissparklesCouple
over a year ago

tipperary

Use a hairdrier... The problem is.. U used candle wax...

You are supposed to use specific low temperature candles to do wax play

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use a hairdrier... The problem is.. U used candle wax...

You are supposed to use specific low temperature candles to do wax play

Ye would think they'd stick a warning on them "keep away from genital "

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?

I'd volunteer but you're not looking for single men

It's a delicate job ..... definitely needs a ladys touch

I've a very blunt rusty knife if that's any good.

Once you have a steady hand that what matters most

I've a steady handy and a cheese grater

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?

I'd volunteer but you're not looking for single men

It's a delicate job ..... definitely needs a ladys touch

I've a very blunt rusty knife if that's any good.

Once you have a steady hand that what matters most

I've a steady handy and a cheese grater

Ouchhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a blow torch?? Can send Jay round with it???

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Not sure if this let's have fun thread is healthy, only a question of time and we have a stuck cucumber due to a anal cramp thread.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Not sure if this let's have fun thread is healthy, only a question of time and we have a stuck cucumber due to a anal cramp thread.

Actually DH funny you should said that

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Not sure if this let's have fun thread is healthy, only a question of time and we have a stuck cucumber due to a anal cramp thread.

Actually DH funny you should said that

Now a grater could definitely help you with that BM or an apple corer might be even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Borrow some wax eating pubic lice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if this let's have fun thread is healthy, only a question of time and we have a stuck cucumber due to a anal cramp thread.

What's funniest for me is the number of angry people

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Not sure if this let's have fun thread is healthy, only a question of time and we have a stuck cucumber due to a anal cramp thread.

Actually DH funny you should said that

Now a grater could definitely help you with that BM or an apple corer might be even better

Yeah you've to be careful with the latter not to push it in further.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still here guys ..... and starving

Please send Help !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So your status says your off to donabate ...how did you get the matress and yer hairy ball sack in the car ? And have you gone to the beach to try the chinese burn method in the sand dunes ? So many unanswered questions ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So your status says your off to donabate ...how did you get the matress and yer hairy ball sack in the car ? And have you gone to the beach to try the chinese burn method in the sand dunes ? So many unanswered questions ..."

I picked away at the wax , it took time but I just about managed it ... I feel like Andy Dufresne now and know how he felt on that stormy night when he climb through that pipe .

Unlike Andy there was no lake near by so I've headed out to Donabate to throw my arms in the air and scream " Freedom" just like Mel Gibson in Trim Castle

Hope that answers all your questions

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