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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

looking for some help please and its a bit embarrassing

I got waxed during the week and noticed all these little black yokes buried under my skin...itching like fuck and now moving up onto my hairy body

No chemists open ...does anyone have any homemade remedies for pubic lice or craps as they're normally called on webdoc

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A blowtorch

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"A blowtorch "

I was thinking more of a home-made calamine lotion to be honest RB

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"A blowtorch

I was thinking more of a home-made calamine lotion to be honest RB "

If it's good enough for Desperate Dan!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pultice of 1 TSP mustard, 5 grams of chilly paste, a dash of apple cider vinegar and a dollop of alia Vera to soothe things a bit should work a treat. No respectable living thing would out stay it's welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try bathing in petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A blowtorch

I was thinking more of a home-made calamine lotion to be honest RB

If it's good enough for Desperate Dan!!"

Wire brush disc on the grinder

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

You sure it's not just ingrowing hair or blocked follicles?

A good exfoliation might be a start.

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

I actually should have said at the end of that

Asking for a friend

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Jeyes Fluid

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By *laremanMan
over a year ago

Clare

I thought you said they were itching you like fuck. And then you say asking for a friend. Jesus like.

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

I'd just like to say thanks for all the advice that came in overnight

Between working the tweezers all night and the shampoo I've just picked up in the chemist I should be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You or your friend??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe get in touch with the people you have had sex with and let them know , they need to get treated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good news is, I don't think the username 'Lice Bog M' has been taken already so need to act fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are some dose, got them years ago from a b+b in Cork. Pity ya buddy. But the calamine lotion and hot baths does work.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Jaysos BM, not sure if this kind of advertising is going to work....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard a rumour he was on top of someone on here who gave it to him

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"You or your friend?? "

Jaysus....i meant my friend....good spotting

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Right

I've done this long enough especially when good people from the UK are now even giving me advise and I'm sure there's a lot more people than normal have now put me on their block list

It's from a thread called

LETS HAVE FUN

Id like to thank Boobs for the suggestion that I tell everyone I have crabs

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Jaysos BM, not sure if this kind of advertising is going to work...."

Just to clarify on BM's behalf, the post was a dare from another post. He does not have lice (that I'm aware of)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can confirm I am the one who gave Bog M crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew it was a wind up when I checked bogs profile to see his last meet was a long time back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knew it was a wind up when I checked bogs profile to see his last meet was a long time back."

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"I can confirm I am the one who gave Bog M crabs"

I'll own up to giving boobs crabs.

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"Knew it was a wind up when I checked bogs profile to see his last meet was a long time back."

Jayus

In fairness does a meet only take place if its verified

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"I can confirm I am the one who gave Bog M crabs

I'll own up to giving boobs crabs. "

So who did you catch them off ...this is like a game of 6 degree's of seperation

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I'm checking my little black book as we speak. This could take awhile.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"I can confirm I am the one who gave Bog M crabs

I'll own up to giving boobs crabs.

So who did you catch them off ...this is like a game of 6 degree's of seperation "

Good people from the UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can confirm I am the one who gave Bog M crabs

I'll own up to giving boobs crabs. "

Say what now?

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"I can confirm I am the one who gave Bog M crabs

I'll own up to giving boobs crabs.

Say what now?"

Don't act surprised. I told you and gave you some lotion.

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By *immy100Man
over a year ago

cavan, Meath, Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** Stands back with a full body length visor on **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd just like to say thanks for all the advice that came in overnight

Between working the tweezers all night and the shampoo I've just picked up in the chemist I should be fine

"

Either you or your friend need to be a bit more hygienic... ya get the crabs from not washing yourself properly .. god help any lady goes near you

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"I'd just like to say thanks for all the advice that came in overnight

Between working the tweezers all night and the shampoo I've just picked up in the chemist I should be fine

Either you or your friend need to be a bit more hygienic... ya get the crabs from not washing yourself properly .. god help any lady goes near you "

I think you missed the whole point of the thread

Either that or the joke sailed right over your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can confirm I am the one who gave Bog M crabs"

And all you give me is cheek.. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Either you or your friend need to be a bit more hygienic... ya get the crabs from not washing yourself properly .. god help any lady goes near you

I think you missed the whole point of the thread

Either that or the joke sailed right over your head "

i think booobs has done you some serious reputational damage with this one. If i got that title suggestion in my inbox i would have swerved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Either you or your friend need to be a bit more hygienic... ya get the crabs from not washing yourself properly .. god help any lady goes near you

I think you missed the whole point of the thread

Either that or the joke sailed right over your head

i think booobs has done you some serious reputational damage with this one. If i got that title suggestion in my inbox i would have swerved it "

Da fuk you would... Id have tracked you down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub strong tasting toothpaste all over hurts like hell if you leave it on too long !! Won’t cure the lice but will teach you a lesson!!! Only joking don’t try it ... have you contacted the people you’ve been with to warn them to check???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub strong tasting toothpaste all over hurts like hell if you leave it on too long !! Won’t cure the lice but will teach you a lesson!!! Only joking don’t try it ... have you contacted the people you’ve been with to warn them to check???"
so you haven't clicked on yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub strong tasting toothpaste all over hurts like hell if you leave it on too long !! Won’t cure the lice but will teach you a lesson!!! Only joking don’t try it ... have you contacted the people you’ve been with to warn them to check???so you haven't clicked on yet "

Don't tell them.. The serious replies are making my day

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

I'll tell you one thing I find it hard enough to get a nice answer on the

Kiss,fuck,pass threads as it is ....I suppose all I'll get from now on is pass a bottle of anti lice shampoo to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well at least we know why he gets waxed these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's bad enough we have daily COVID numbers and contract tracing to contend with... and now we will have Bog M lice contract tracing and daily infections rates. Need to flatten the curve here and quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub strong tasting toothpaste all over hurts like hell if you leave it on too long !! Won’t cure the lice but will teach you a lesson!!! Only joking don’t try it ... have you contacted the people you’ve been with to warn them to check???so you haven't clicked on yet

Don't tell them.. The serious replies are making my day "
OK I won't it's hilarious

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"I'll tell you one thing I find it hard enough to get a nice answer on the

Kiss,fuck,pass threads as it is ....I suppose all I'll get from now on is pass a bottle of anti lice shampoo to me"

will i kick his ass for ruining your rep here BM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll tell you one thing I find it hard enough to get a nice answer on the

Kiss,fuck,pass threads as it is ....I suppose all I'll get from now on is pass a bottle of anti lice shampoo to me

will i kick his ass for ruining your rep here BM "

I wouldn’t be going near his ass with your foot

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"I'd just like to say thanks for all the advice that came in overnight

Between working the tweezers all night and the shampoo I've just picked up in the chemist I should be fine

Either you or your friend need to be a bit more hygienic... ya get the crabs from not washing yourself properly .. god help any lady goes near you "

Sounds like you have some experience in these matters??????

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"I'll tell you one thing I find it hard enough to get a nice answer on the

Kiss,fuck,pass threads as it is ....I suppose all I'll get from now on is pass a bottle of anti lice shampoo to me

will i kick his ass for ruining your rep here BM

I wouldn’t be going near his ass with your foot "

Its ok Im going after boobs with the axe its all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's bad enough we have daily COVID numbers and contract tracing to contend with... and now we will have Bog M lice contract tracing and daily infections rates. Need to flatten the curve here and quickly "
dont you mean flatten the bulge!!!

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"It's bad enough we have daily COVID numbers and contract tracing to contend with... and now we will have Bog M lice contract tracing and daily infections rates. Need to flatten the curve here and quickly dont you mean flatten the bulge!!!"

Stop nitpicking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaysos BM, not sure if this kind of advertising is going to work....

Just to clarify on BM's behalf, the post was a dare from another post. He does not have lice (that I'm aware of) "

I saw them and pulled a few out with his tweezers. Bicarb and vinegar paste removed the stubborn ones.

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"Jaysos BM, not sure if this kind of advertising is going to work....

Just to clarify on BM's behalf, the post was a dare from another post. He does not have lice (that I'm aware of)

I saw them and pulled a few out with his tweezers. Bicarb and vinegar paste removed the stubborn ones. "

They don't call you magic fingers for nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaysos BM, not sure if this kind of advertising is going to work....

Just to clarify on BM's behalf, the post was a dare from another post. He does not have lice (that I'm aware of)

I saw them and pulled a few out with his tweezers. Bicarb and vinegar paste removed the stubborn ones.

They don't call you magic fingers for nothing "

Verifications are useful but not always valid. Read a few recently and wondered how the fuck did they do any of that on webcam.

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