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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So who was/is your weird, inexplicable crush?!

I'll go first;

In my youth I had a period where I had several VERY explicit dreams about the Borg Queen from Star Trek: First Contact (give 'er a Google if you ain't as nerdy as me!).

Anyone else care to confess?!

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Not really a weird one but my God Daisy Duke from the TV series Dukes of hazard...those hot pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not really a weird one but my God Daisy Duke from the TV series Dukes of hazard...those hot pants

Bit before my time - but Jessica Simpson in the remake.... JAaaysssiis!

But that's not weird Commando! Man up and confess dude!

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Till lindemann from rammestein. Dont ask me why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John McEnroe

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

"John McEnroe

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You cannot be serious !!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Elisabeth Sladen who played Sarah Jane in Doctor Who

And not sure of the names but one of Pan's People on TOTP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John McEnroe

You cannot be serious !!

Wondered who'd be first with it!!

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

"John McEnroe

You cannot be serious !!

Wondered who'd be first with it!!"
I saw him play in the RDS in Dublin many moons ago and got his autograph. Was a big fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Till lindemann from rammestein. Dont ask me why"

I used to date a girl who was invited backstage after a Rammestein gig...

Yes they all fucked her.

(according to her account)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"John McEnroe

Not THAT weird...

Tennis folk are SUPER fit....

I'll confess, I did have to Google.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nigella

Have you seen her filthy YouTube video?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lola Bunny from 'Space Jam'

What? Too weird?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lola Bunny from 'Space Jam'

What? Too weird?

Dude... Check the hashtag on Instagram!!

Some seriously impressive cos play out there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nigella

Have you seen her filthy YouTube video?! "

Wash your mouth out!!

She's angelic

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Till lindemann from rammestein. Dont ask me why

I used to date a girl who was invited backstage after a Rammestein gig...

Yes they all fucked her.

(according to her account) "

I can confirm that lots of women were invited backstage when they played Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John McEnroe

Not THAT weird...

Tennis folk are SUPER fit....

I'll confess, I did have to Google. "

Pat Cash, who I actually met, is waaaaay hotter

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By *o strings but a G-stringMan
over a year ago

city

Woman in work... 9 years older than me... married with kids. We have a lot of 1:1 meetings by the nature of our work. It's hard to keep my mind straight and my eyes to myself. And the days she wears yoga pants, omg.

PS. I also thoughtbthe borg queen wad hot

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Tennis players are popular

Always liked Chris Evert and Gabriela Sabatini

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Rachel Khoo, nothing weird about it. That woman is just hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rachel Khoo, nothing weird about it. That woman is just hot"

Never heard of her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rachel Khoo, nothing weird about it. That woman is just hot

Never heard of her! "

I'd have to google most of the crushes named so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kendall Jenner

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Ann Margaret

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kendall Jenner

Why Would You Say Something So Controversial Yet So Brave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kendall Jenner

Why Would You Say Something So Controversial Yet So Brave?

Because the Manbeast wishes to do a string of unmentionable things to this intriguing young lady

Fuck it

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Kendall Jenner

Why Would You Say Something So Controversial Yet So Brave?

Because the Manbeast wishes to do a string of unmentionable things to this intriguing young lady

Fuck it

She has her max age of men on here at 30 Kaizer

Thems the breaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kendall Jenner

Why Would You Say Something So Controversial Yet So Brave?

Because the Manbeast wishes to do a string of unmentionable things to this intriguing young lady

Fuck it

She has her max age of men on here at 30 Kaizer

Thems the breaks "

Motherfuck!

Ivanka has hers capped at 45 so every cloud type thing

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

Had a big crush on my friends mother with I was 16 ish. She was gorgeous! I'm sure she was responsible for many a wet dream

Testosterone hey!!

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

"Had a big crush on my friends mother with I was 16 ish. She was gorgeous! I'm sure she was responsible for many a wet dream

Testosterone hey!!

These days, a few yummy mommy's here

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Had a big crush on my friends mother with I was 16 ish. She was gorgeous! I'm sure she was responsible for many a wet dream

Testosterone hey!!

Actually thinking back as a member of a gang of lads of 16 one of your mates always had a hot mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the tennis theme... Gabriela Sabatini

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

"Had a big crush on my friends mother with I was 16 ish. She was gorgeous! I'm sure she was responsible for many a wet dream

Testosterone hey!!

Actually thinking back as a member of a gang of lads of 16 one of your mates always had a hot mother"

So true

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Dick and Angel Strawbridge. Both of em

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dick and Angel Strawbridge. Both of em"

Fuck me - that is an unusual one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kay Burley

(not sure what is going on there)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That chic from countdown Carol vordeman...awww conas a ta tú

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That chic from countdown Carol vordeman...awww conas a ta tú"

Lee has the hots for her big time !!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Kay Burley

(not sure what is going on there)"

I agree to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That chic from countdown Carol vordeman...awww conas a ta tú

Lee has the hots for her big time !!"

I'll have two big ones please Carol

(deffo yes, any Carol Vorderman lookalikes on here please get in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That chic from countdown Carol vordeman...awww conas a ta tú

Lee has the hots for her big time !!"

He must have good taste so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little miss piggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stacy from eastenders... And the woman who played xena... 3 way with them and dwayne Johnson watching in the corner {not sure why!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dick and Angel Strawbridge. Both of em"

Winner so far for strange crush.. bet they are swingers too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a weird one. David Bowie in the movie Labyrinth! I was 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's a weird one. David Bowie in the movie Labyrinth! I was 8

Brilliant..

Winnie Cooper.. The Wonder Years..completely smitten, wanted to marry her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman in the i dream of jeannie TV show

The one from bewitched

And Shannon Doherty off charmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sean Penn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was the teenage Boris Becker

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That chic from countdown Carol vordeman...awww conas a ta tú

Lee has the hots for her big time !!

He must have good taste so "

Well I can't fault it

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By *ippje84Man
over a year ago

tipperary

kym marsh from corrie

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Sophie from Home and Away when I was younger

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I can't believe the ladies of a certain age are not mentioning the men from the 70's

David Essex

David Cassidy

The Osmonds

and a small scottish band that played their only gig in Crumlin and every girl for miles wore Tartan Jeans

The Bay City Rollers

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By *pptopistMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Gadget Hackwrench from Rescue Rangers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sean Penn"

Psychotic woman beater....

Or maybe it was the drugs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gadget Hackwrench from Rescue Rangers"

My man!!!

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By *pptopistMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Gadget Hackwrench from Rescue Rangers

My man!!! "

I knew I wasn't the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awk if Kym Marsh, Kay Burley and Carol Vorderman are "weird" crushes then I may need a therapist to discuss mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe the ladies of a certain age are not mentioning the men from the 70's

David Essex

David Cassidy

The Osmonds

and a small scottish band that played their only gig in Crumlin and every girl for miles wore Tartan Jeans

The Bay City Rollers

Jeez, how old exactly do you think I am!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely alot of home and away crushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awk if Kym Marsh, Kay Burley and Carol Vorderman are "weird" crushes then I may need a therapist to discuss mine!

Kay might just about qualify as a unsual choice......come one Pete tell us which teletubby it is

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I can't believe the ladies of a certain age are not mentioning the men from the 70's

David Essex

David Cassidy

The Osmonds

and a small scottish band that played their only gig in Crumlin and every girl for miles wore Tartan Jeans

The Bay City Rollers

Jeez, how old exactly do you think I am!!!"

About the same age as me but age is only a number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Beast (yes animated) from Beauty and the Beast... Not a crush but a keen interest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Beast (yes animated) from Beauty and the Beast... Not a crush but a keen interest

We're getting into Reddit territory here!

I did have a phase of masturbating to Disney Princesses at one stage.... The porno versions can be quite well done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Beast (yes animated) from Beauty and the Beast... Not a crush but a keen interest

We're getting into Reddit territory here!

I did have a phase of masturbating to Disney Princesses at one stage.... The porno versions can be quite well done!

Reddit quality?? I'm honoured

All them bored Animation Degree students.. Impressive tbf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Beast (yes animated) from Beauty and the Beast... Not a crush but a keen interest

We're getting into Reddit territory here!

I did have a phase of masturbating to Disney Princesses at one stage.... The porno versions can be quite well done!

Reddit quality?? I'm honoured

All them bored Animation Degree students.. Impressive tbf. "

Oh to have the talent to draw my own porn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Beast (yes animated) from Beauty and the Beast... Not a crush but a keen interest

We're getting into Reddit territory here!

I did have a phase of masturbating to Disney Princesses at one stage.... The porno versions can be quite well done!

Reddit quality?? I'm honoured

All them bored Animation Degree students.. Impressive tbf.

Oh to have the talent to draw my own porn! "

Ain't nothing wrong with a few stick people on a post-it when mood takes ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who was/is your weird, inexplicable crush?!

I'll go first;

In my youth I had a period where I had several VERY explicit dreams about the Borg Queen from Star Trek: First Contact (give 'er a Google if you ain't as nerdy as me!).

Anyone else care to confess?!

"
Alice Krige, Susanna Thompson was very sexy as the borg queen as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Beast (yes animated) from Beauty and the Beast... Not a crush but a keen interest

I would definitely cosplay that with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madonna was mine ... still is to be honest ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What constitutes a weird crush? Most of them here are just crushes

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I once got crushed in the revolving door at IKEA. Weird as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What constitutes a weird crush? Most of them here are just crushes

Weird as in inexplicable or someone/something that would not be consided traditionally attractive.

Like the Borg Queen.

Or the Strawberries!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What constitutes a weird crush? Most of them here are just crushes

Weird as in inexplicable or someone/something that would not be consided traditionally attractive.

Like the Borg Queen.

Or the Strawberries!

Something tells me the ones with actual weird crushes know it’s very unwise to comment here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got crushed in the revolving door at IKEA. Weird as fuck

I heard something like that was going around and around alright...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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Actually just remember one that was a bit weird

The little girl off the BBC test card sitting in front of a blackboard

I used to watch her for a while back in the day

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

John Hurt, that craggy face

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"John Hurt, that craggy face "

I once spent a few hours with him drinking tea in my office

You could listen to his voice all day and he seemed like a decent man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"John Hurt, that craggy face

I once spent a few hours with him drinking tea in my office

You could listen to his voice all day and he seemed like a decent man "

Were you waiting for someone?!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"John Hurt, that craggy face

I once spent a few hours with him drinking tea in my office

You could listen to his voice all day and he seemed like a decent man

Were you waiting for someone?!

No he was

my office was in Francis street and the area was swamped with movie making

He was making a film for The BBC and needed to use my fax machine ( remember them ) and since there was a delay on set he had tea with me

The whole area had movies being made every month

Far and away being the most popular

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"John Hurt, that craggy face

I once spent a few hours with him drinking tea in my office

You could listen to his voice all day and he seemed like a decent man

Were you waiting for someone?!

No he was

my office was in Francis street and the area was swamped with movie making

He was making a film for The BBC and needed to use my fax machine ( remember them ) and since there was a delay on set he had tea with me

The whole area had movies being made every month

Far and away being the most popular"

Missed reference

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"John Hurt, that craggy face

I once spent a few hours with him drinking tea in my office

You could listen to his voice all day and he seemed like a decent man

Were you waiting for someone?!

No he was

my office was in Francis street and the area was swamped with movie making

He was making a film for The BBC and needed to use my fax machine ( remember them ) and since there was a delay on set he had tea with me

The whole area had movies being made every month

Far and away being the most popular

Missed reference

I know about Godot alright

Just forgot to type it

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By *umpkinnMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm going to answer this as someone that has a quality other than looks that I have latched onto, not that they are bad looking.

Hannah Fry - Great combination of brains and accent

Paloma Faith - quirky and fun personality

Any female with (or can successfully impersonate) a Southern French accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gene Wilder with his big beautiful eyes and bouncy curls

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By *hrisboobymanMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Rhona Cameron

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

"Till lindemann from rammestein. Dont ask me why

I used to date a girl who was invited backstage after a Rammestein gig...

Yes they all fucked her.

(according to her account)

I can confirm that lots of women were invited backstage when they played Dublin

Could it be.... they are swingers ??

Naaaah... Till is heeeeisss though

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