FabSwingers.com forum: Instant turnoffs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The word "lick" anywhere in a profile

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Death"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment sooo fucking much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At the moment sooo fucking much."

I have to concur

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Any variation on the use of mmmmmmm

Holier than thou attitudes

The echo from shouting with your head up your ass

Tar boilers and chicken pluckers.

Moist

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Anyone that posts something and then puts "Lol" at the end of the sentence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any variation on the use of mmmmmmm

Holier than thou attitudes

The echo from shouting with your head up your ass

Tar boilers and chicken pluckers.

Moist

You've been mulling over this for some time, haven't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone that posts something and then puts "Lol" at the end of the sentence

Lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Anyone that posts something and then puts "Lol" at the end of the sentence

Lol"

In fairness I left myself open to that but it's normally creepy men that do it ....not intelligent women....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the moment sooo fucking much."

It's ok boobs, share all with the circle of trust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that put some variation of 'drama free life' in there profile, experience has thought us that what that really means is they love drama

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Any variation on the use of mmmmmmm

Holier than thou attitudes

The echo from shouting with your head up your ass

Tar boilers and chicken pluckers.

Moist

You've been mulling over this for some time, haven't you?

Whatever gave you that idea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone that put some variation of 'drama free life' in there profile, experience has thought us that what that really means is they love drama"

Eh, to us it usually means a partner they don't want knowing what they're up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the moment sooo fucking much.

It's ok boobs, share all with the circle of trust

We'd need a new tread if I started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone that put some variation of 'drama free life' in there profile, experience has thought us that what that really means is they love drama

Eh, to us it usually means a partner they don't want knowing what they're up to

That's all part of the drama ain't it hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the moment sooo fucking much.

It's ok boobs, share all with the circle of trust

We'd need a new tread if I started

I'll make a request to admins to create a new 'Booobs ranting' forum instead of the NI Forum being touted so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At the moment sooo fucking much.

It's ok boobs, share all with the circle of trust

We'd need a new tread if I started

I'll make a request to admins to create a new 'Booobs ranting' forum instead of the NI Forum being touted so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Discretion assured and expected"

Pmsl

Lee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Discretion assured and expected"

Pmsl

Lee"

Another one that means they don't want there other half to find out hahaha

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Professional so discretion assured "

I'm a better class than anyone else and I don't want to get caught "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer, hung, hun, babe, yum yum.. For starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

All of the above ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checks profile immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vulgarity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys giving out blanket apologies for the mistakes of a few. Ladies whose picture has the entire butchers window on display. No shows.. Poor intimate hygiene.. Warm beer and cold chips.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Pretentiousness.

FAF messages from complete strangers.

Misogyny

Profiles that cheat to get through some filters.

Anyone with alpha in their profile.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Eyeball pictures

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Vulgarity in pics, on there profile or graphic vulgar verfies...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Eyeball pictures "

Same here but eyes are gorgeous

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

"The word "lick" anywhere in a profile

Cant stand "eat you/eat pussy" either. Not a snack box

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

Cock pics

at 50 I know what they look like

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Anyone calling me “Hon” or “Hun”

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"The word "lick" anywhere in a profile

Cant stand "eat you/eat pussy" either. Not a snack box"

This ^^

Actually, boasting about performing oral on a woman in general.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

detest the words eating pussy

Can lick for hours

go straight into sex talk

extremely hairy bushy nether regions but expect prospective play mates to be trimmed or shaved

people who are dog ignorant and like to argue for the sake of arguing then call themselves "straight talkers"

Marmite

warm chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's that close up picture of someone's mouth and they are licking their top lip.

It's just been totally done and a cliche at this point. Saw lads doing it on here too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple on pizza..

You should be kept on some sort of list if you are that way inclined

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"At the moment sooo fucking much.

It's ok boobs, share all with the circle of trust

We'd need a new tread if I started

Does someone need a hug?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Pineapple on pizza..

You should be kept on some sort of list if you are that way inclined

But pineapple changes the taste of.....never mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad I saw this thread.. now to rewrite and take notes from above.. no snack box.. lick.. eating.. eyes.. sex talk.. lol

I’ll just say hi..

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Pineapple on pizza..

You should be kept on some sort of list if you are that way inclined

But pineapple changes the taste of.....never mind

Cum here and tell me what ye mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s not to like about licking lolly

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Being called trouble or cheeky

or minx etc etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being called trouble or cheeky

or minx etc etc "

Or worse, nawty minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading. “No face pic no reply ‘

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Being called trouble or cheeky

or minx etc etc

Or worse, nawty minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone farts

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Toilet pics

Female pics on a male profile

Textspk in profile text

Cheaters

15 dick pics

Overly long profile text

Overly short profile text

Zero effort profiles

Probably loads more but those come straight to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no respect, no manners and just rude is turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being called trouble or cheeky

or minx etc etc "

Does foxy work?

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

""Discretion assured and expected"

Pmsl

Lee

Another one that means they don't want there other half to find out hahaha"

To me it means - that they're willing to hook up with people who they think are way below their league and they would feel embarrassed if seen around town with another fabber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Overly long profile text

2. Overly short profile text

3. Zero effort profiles

At least you'll never have 1 & 3 on same profile?

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Being called trouble or cheeky

or minx etc etc

Does foxy work?

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depends what day of the week it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being called trouble or cheeky

or minx etc etc

Does foxy work?

depends what day of the week it is

**Checks calendar, Foxyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says sexcited like its the first time someone has heard it....

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Being called trouble or cheeky

or minx etc etc

Does foxy work?

depends what day of the week it is

**Checks calendar, Foxyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone says sexcited like its the first time someone has heard it....

Seeing it for the first time. Can't unsee it but will try to contain myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone says sexcited like its the first time someone has heard it....

Seeing it for the first time. Can't unsee it but will try to contain myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When someone says sexcited like its the first time someone has heard it....

Or the status "two more sleeps", we get it, you're getting laid this weekend

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

How's Fabbing treating you.

"Any fun lately" from a stranger.

You free now? Messages

Bad teeth

Profile full of dick pics.

Couple profile with only pics of one half of the couple

Etc, etc, etc...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Does anyone actually " know who they are"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone actually " know who they are"?"

I assume they are talking about me even of we have never spoken

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone actually " know who they are"?"

I've had extensive therapy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judgemental people on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judgemental people on the forums

But its soo much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judgemental people on the forums

But its soo much fun"

I'm afraid to say lol or flirt in case it's a turn off or be sarcastic in case it's picked up wrong ..so for now il just say ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judgemental people on the forums

But its soo much fun

I'm afraid to say lol or flirt in case it's a turn off or be sarcastic in case it's picked up wrong ..so for now il just say ....

Oh can I add cringy flirting to my list.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judgemental people on the forums

But its soo much fun

I'm afraid to say lol or flirt in case it's a turn off or be sarcastic in case it's picked up wrong ..so for now il just say ....

Oh can I add cringy flirting to my list....."

Was waiting for it

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Judgemental people on the forums

But its soo much fun

I'm afraid to say lol or flirt in case it's a turn off or be sarcastic in case it's picked up wrong ..so for now il just say ....

Oh can I add cringy flirting to my list....."

define cringy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judgemental people on the forums

But its soo much fun

I'm afraid to say lol or flirt in case it's a turn off or be sarcastic in case it's picked up wrong ..so for now il just say ....

Oh can I add cringy flirting to my list.....

define cringy"

I cant define it....

But ya know when you read it and think "Ah Jazus stop"

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Judgemental people on the forums

But its soo much fun

I'm afraid to say lol or flirt in case it's a turn off or be sarcastic in case it's picked up wrong ..so for now il just say ....

Oh can I add cringy flirting to my list.....

define cringy

I cant define it....

But ya know when you read it and think "Ah Jazus stop""

Got ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone says sexcited like its the first time someone has heard it....

That's up there with 'having the lolz and bants'

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

Being called (in an opening message):

Hun

Sexy

Cutie

Hottie

Babe

Gorgeous

Darling

Dear

One word messages

One word replies

One word profiles

Wanna fuck messages

I’m in your area messages

Illegible messages

Text speak messages

People with fake pics who then try to argue the point

Men’s profiles that have all female photos

Toilet photos (why???)

25 pics of the same cock from different angles/filters

People who type “haha” at the end of every sentence. “How are you? Haha”

Rude people

People attacking people on the forums

People blatantly insulting someone and calling it “banter”

And perhaps controversially, the word “been” being used instead of “being”.

God, it feels so good to get that off my chest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The use of the word Flanter

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Being called (in an opening message):

Hun

Sexy

Cutie

Hottie

Babe

Gorgeous

Darling

Dear

One word messages

One word replies

One word profiles

Wanna fuck messages

I’m in your area messages

Illegible messages

Text speak messages

People with fake pics who then try to argue the point

Men’s profiles that have all female photos

Toilet photos (why???)

25 pics of the same cock from different angles/filters

People who type “haha” at the end of every sentence. “How are you? Haha”

Rude people

People attacking people on the forums

People blatantly insulting someone and calling it “banter”

And perhaps controversially, the word “been” being used instead of “being”.

God, it feels so good to get that off my chest.

You'll have no chest left after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God, it feels so good to get that off my chest.

Haha thats a fantastic list

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Ending a statement that's not a question with a question mark??

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

God, it feels so good to get that off my chest.

You'll have no chest left after that

Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please that put on their profile "put effort into your message" or can't travel or accommodate lol what do they do stand in the garden

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"The use of the word Flanter

I need to change mine now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please that put on their profile "put effort into your message" or can't travel or accommodate lol what do they do stand in the garden

I always assume the cant accom can't travel means that they need to meet locally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The use of the word Flanter

I need to change mine now.

It's a good list

Oh saying Pacific about something specific really grinds on Kaizer's gears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please that put on their profile "put effort into your message" or can't travel or accommodate lol what do they do stand in the garden

I always assume the cant accom can't travel means that they need to meet locally."

Yeah that's a good point. If it was me I'd put in the bio that though to clear up confusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please that put on their profile "put effort into your message" or can't travel or accommodate lol what do they do stand in the garden

I always assume the cant accom can't travel means that they need to meet locally."

That's the one.

When I didn't drive it wasn't convenient for me to travel outside Belfast. Stated so in my profile. Nobody really read it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please that put on their profile "put effort into your message" or can't travel or accommodate lol what do they do stand in the garden

I always assume the cant accom can't travel means that they need to meet locally.

Yeah that's a good point. If it was me I'd put in the bio that though to clear up confusion "

Snap

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"The use of the word Flanter

I need to change mine now.

It's a good list

Oh saying Pacific about something specific really grinds on Kaizer's gears

Why are you doing this to me? I’m going to have to write an addendum now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The use of the word Flanter

I need to change mine now.

It's a good list

Oh saying Pacific about something specific really grinds on Kaizer's gears

Why are you doing this to me? I’m going to have to write an addendum now. "

Whoah Whoah Whoah!

Don't shoot the messenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ending a statement that's not a question with a question mark?? "

Usually that's an unsupported emoji and fab auto changes it

For me;

Double standards

Entitlement

Unclear, ambiguity

Calling fab a sex site

Anything to do with snowflakes or white knights, just apparently easy point scoring usually without back up

Typos and poor grammar on a profile, proffessunal, for example

My list could keep going but I hate long lists too

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I didn't know about the emoji thing thanks

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

"Being called (in an opening message):

Hun

Sexy

Cutie

Hottie

Babe

Gorgeous

Darling

Dear

One word messages

One word replies

One word profiles

Wanna fuck messages

I’m in your area messages

Illegible messages

Text speak messages

People with fake pics who then try to argue the point

Men’s profiles that have all female photos

Toilet photos (why???)

25 pics of the same cock from different angles/filters

People who type “haha” at the end of every sentence. “How are you? Haha”

Rude people

People attacking people on the forums

People blatantly insulting someone and calling it “banter”

And perhaps controversially, the word “been” being used instead of “being”.

God, it feels so good to get that off my chest.

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Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being called (in an opening message):

Hun

Sexy

Cutie

Hottie

Babe

Gorgeous

Darling

Dear

One word messages

One word replies

One word profiles

Wanna fuck messages

I’m in your area messages

Illegible messages

Text speak messages

People with fake pics who then try to argue the point

Men’s profiles that have all female photos

Toilet photos (why???)

25 pics of the same cock from different angles/filters

People who type “haha” at the end of every sentence. “How are you? Haha”

Rude people

People attacking people on the forums

People blatantly insulting someone and calling it “banter”

And perhaps controversially, the word “been” being used instead of “being”.

God, it feels so good to get that off my chest.

Good list. Haha

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Women and couples with big long lists of judgemental crap. So far up their own asses that they think they’re perfect.

A fair few on this thread too.

For blokes it’s toilet shots and socks. Like make an effort FFS.

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By *heekyChap93Man
over a year ago

"Being called (in an opening message):

Hun

Sexy

Cutie

Hottie

Babe

Gorgeous

Darling

Dear

One word messages

One word replies

One word profiles

Wanna fuck messages

I’m in your area messages

Illegible messages

Text speak messages

People with fake pics who then try to argue the point

Men’s profiles that have all female photos

Toilet photos (why???)

25 pics of the same cock from different angles/filters

People who type “haha” at the end of every sentence. “How are you? Haha”

Rude people

People attacking people on the forums

People blatantly insulting someone and calling it “banter”

And perhaps controversially, the word “been” being used instead of “being”.

God, it feels so good to get that off my chest.

It nearly be easier not to message ya

ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For blokes it’s toilet shots and socks. Like make an effort FFS. "

Yeah but when standing so close to the toilet for a pic, you need to protect you're feet from any potential previous pee on floor splashes, hence the socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*dons flak jacket*

...talking in the third person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women and couples with big long lists of judgemental crap. So far up their own asses that they think they’re perfect.

A fair few on this thread too.

For blokes it’s toilet shots and socks. Like make an effort FFS. "
what's wrong with socks. They keep my feet warm and I like mad colour socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*dons flak jacket*

...talking in the third person

Shut your goddam mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women after that 1 regularly man but have 40 verification from 40 different men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that tell you what to say or not say in your first txt ie, don't say hi or hello or how are you or how's it going or don't ask about the lockdown or don't ask how's fab treating you......maybe I should just put in numbers maybe then they will answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles that tell you what to say or not say in your first txt ie, don't say hi or hello or how are you or how's it going or don't ask about the lockdown or don't ask how's fab treating you......maybe I should just put in numbers maybe then they will answer? "

I heard women on pof love discussing them topics as everyone seems to be more successful there.

Maybe you're in the wrong place...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time will tell

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over a year ago

Long foreskins is one of my big turn offs. Not foreskins themselves, but men not pulling them down. God only knows what's under it

People sending messages complaining how they shouldn't have to do x y z listed in my preferences (like you really don't have to do anything. Don't even have to message me at all.)

Pushiness (I'm travelling 40 mins each way. Will there be any play? No, you don't have to travel if you don't want to. This is not some kind of a dick service station which magically adds up travel points)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha dick servicing station

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By *usty is backWoman
over a year ago

newtownabby

[Removed by poster at 09/09/20 14:44:12]

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

It nearly be easier not to message ya

ha ha"

It seems like a really long list but it’s a little bit tongue in cheek. There are some lovely people here in fairness.

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By *usty is backWoman
over a year ago

newtownabby

To funny dick service station awesome ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To funny dick service station awesome ha ha "

The great crusteation Dick and balls drain recreation station

(Say it out loud)

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By *iquidRavenMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Phrases like "looking for naughty fun"

Or "such naughtiness" or anything with that word spoken by adult men

The endless variety of game players on Fab

Anyone asking for pints of Carlsberg and Heineken and saying 2 kens 2 carls please

Peeps that use the phrase "sheeple"

People that will tell you their specific conspiracy theory is legit while laughing at the mainstream view

People that believe the mainstream view but would never entertain an alternative view

People that think Trump is actually on the side of the people

Or that Leo is a great lad

Its endless really

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By *igIsBackMan
over a year ago

all over and beyond

Being misinterpreted or some trying to read my mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People with no sense of the irony of their words

No, wait, I frickin love those!!!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Long foreskins is one of my big turn offs. Not foreskins themselves, but men not pulling them down. God only knows what's under it

People sending messages complaining how they shouldn't have to do x y z listed in my preferences (like you really don't have to do anything. Don't even have to message me at all.)

Yeah and girls who don't open their flaps so men can see in between... God only knows what's in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone had to say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long foreskins is one of my big turn offs. Not foreskins themselves, but men not pulling them down. God only knows what's under it

People sending messages complaining how they shouldn't have to do x y z listed in my preferences (like you really don't have to do anything. Don't even have to message me at all.)

Yeah and girls who don't open their flaps so men can see in between... God only knows what's in there.

Women wipe themselves after using a bathroom though.

But you are 100% right. God only knows what's behind the flaps and it's one of the reasons why I'm not rushing into many women's knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** Puts fingers in ears and closes eyes to avoid any dirty flappage information i can't unsee

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Long foreskins is one of my big turn offs. Not foreskins themselves, but men not pulling them down. God only knows what's under it

People sending messages complaining how they shouldn't have to do x y z listed in my preferences (like you really don't have to do anything. Don't even have to message me at all.)

Yeah and girls who don't open their flaps so men can see in between... God only knows what's in there.

Women wipe themselves after using a bathroom though.

But you are 100% right. God only knows what's behind the flaps and it's one of the reasons why I'm not rushing into many women's knickers

They sure do.. And sometimes the toilet paper is still there to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long foreskins is one of my big turn offs. Not foreskins themselves, but men not pulling them down. God only knows what's under it

People sending messages complaining how they shouldn't have to do x y z listed in my preferences (like you really don't have to do anything. Don't even have to message me at all.)

Yeah and girls who don't open their flaps so men can see in between... God only knows what's in there.

Women wipe themselves after using a bathroom though.

But you are 100% right. God only knows what's behind the flaps and it's one of the reasons why I'm not rushing into many women's knickers

They sure do.. And sometimes the toilet paper is still there to prove it "

Dingleberries paired up with "creamy cum"

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Stop it missus, you're turning me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop it missus, you're turning me on

My pussy juice is starting to flow here mmmmmmm

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I always found the button on the TV turns if off in less than a second

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

"I always found the button on the TV turns if off in less than a second

yawn

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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago

Middle Earth

On here....

One liners.

Repeated messages being sent with no reply, why oh why keep sending?

Heavy cummer (to me that's a bit gross).

Lick forever.

Professional.

And the best of all when you say your not interested and they keep trying No means F#cking No

In the real world I hate 2 faced people I just can't be dealing with them so they know I don't like them and then I'm the bitch because I'm not 2 faced and can't pretend.

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I always found the button on the TV turns if off in less than a second

yawn

It was only a light hearted joke,if you've nothing nice to say say nothing at all. Bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given ur word and not keeping to it....

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By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago

Cork

Premier League:

No shows

Timewasters

Fakes

Championship:

Couple profiles with no pics of male half

One word messages

Blind friend requests from profiles with no pics

1st Division:

Lack of pics and detail on profile

Pics years old

Meet tonight messages

2nd Division:

Bad grammar and spelling

Text speak

Crassness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Daddy"

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