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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone any idea what women want on here

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

To be treated with dignity and respect

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Collecting cock pics I guess

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Ask Mel Gibson

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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago

Middle Earth

It all.... They want it all...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To not be regarded as homogeneous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Collecting cock pics I guess "

Guess who’s in box is now full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No point asking that OP ......sure they are still trying to work it out themselves....

Runs for cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask Mel Gibson "

** Retro movie reference kalxon **

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Tom hardy or henry cavill. Its really not that big of an ask like

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Someone they fancy who isn't a dick and is available to meet

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By *adylaceWoman
over a year ago

Waterford City

To not be treated like an unpaid sex worker.

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By *reespiritsxxxxxxCouple
over a year ago

mayo mayo

Sex and more sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Netflix and chill

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"To be treated with dignity and respect"

Louder for the hard of thinking!!

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

A ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone they fancy who isn't a dick and is available to meet"

Good answer... should be attainable

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"To be treated with dignity and respect"

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A ride"

On ?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Im only here for the roid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be treated with dignity and respect"

Agree

Adding fun and laughter.

People these days do not have distance to themselves, everything taking so serious

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"A ride

On ? "

anything sure I'm not fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone any idea what women want on here "

Kaizer

*close thread

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Why has no one said cake yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice recipe for a moist lemon sponge and knitting patterns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To not be regarded as homogeneous"

I called you a chickpea in a nice way....

Oh no wait thats hummus...what does your one mean

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Collecting cock pics I guess

Guess who’s in box is now full "

Not one!

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town


"It all.... They want it all... "

And want it now!!

Think there was a tune about that....

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"To not be treated like an unpaid sex worker. "

This.

It’s not rocket science.

Half my new messages these days are guys expecting me to drive to suck their cocks within 2 messages. There are plenty of escorts on here. Established users aren’t them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shakespearean first messages without dick pics

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Collecting cock pics I guess

Guess who’s in box is now full

Not one! "

Actually,,,,,

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"To be treated with dignity and respect

Louder for the hard of thinking!! "

And blind

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By *iquidRavenMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I think the answer is Willies...

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By *anKinkyMan
over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon

Options

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my partner wants are “hey” messages from single horny guys on their way through town

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oh an honorary mention for the ones who message something like “your wife is so hot I’d love to fuck her”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All my partner wants are “hey” messages from single horny guys on their way through town

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oh an honorary mention for the ones who message something like “your wife is so hot I’d love to fuck her” "

Sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone any idea what women want on here "

Simple. The fucking truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone any idea what women want on here

Simple. The fucking truth "

Would the fucking not be enough.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Has anyone any idea what women want on here

Simple. The fucking truth "

You can’t handle the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone any idea what women want on here

Simple. The fucking truth

You can’t handle the truth "

Try me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone any idea what women want on here

Simple. The fucking truth Would the fucking not be enough. "

Sorry no greedy like that

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Id love some chocolate or cake right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id love some chocolate or cake right now "

Chocolate cake and sorted for both hmmmm

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Id love some chocolate or cake right now

Chocolate cake and sorted for both hmmmm"

stop now im starving

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Id love some chocolate or cake right now

Chocolate cake and sorted for both hmmmm

stop now im starving"

Supermacs?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Id love some chocolate or cake right now

Chocolate cake and sorted for both hmmmm

stop now im starving

Supermacs? "

god yeah could i get a mighty mac with garlic and cheese chips please

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Why has no one said cake yet? "

If it was only cake they wanted I'd be beating them away with a stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All my partner wants are “hey” messages from single horny guys on their way through town

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oh an honorary mention for the ones who message something like “your wife is so hot I’d love to fuck her”

Sent "

Haha! I’ll be ages trying to find it now tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The remote control........ then maybe the pics might stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex,respect and a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex,respect and a laugh.

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So like normal life then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money looks a big cock and charm. Baddabingbaddaboom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be respected..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be respected.. "
with both hands

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By *assion and MoreCouple
over a year ago

Here and There, Monaghan


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Of course he could lol I think the way the question is phrased is the real issue. "What do women want"? - assumes that all women are the same and therefore they all want the same thing. All women are different and want different things, yes, it's a sex site, so sex is a common denominator, that's where it starts and ends. Treat women as independent, rational and you and you will find out what they want.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

So is there any that would fancy a fuck

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Man asks a question.

Women answer straight and clear with no ifs or buts.

Men respond:

"They don't know what they want"

"They want big cocks"

"They want money"

Then same men wonder why is it so hard to meet anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man asks a question.

Women answer straight and clear with no ifs or buts.

Men respond:

"They don't know what they want"

"They want big cocks"

"They want money"

Then same men wonder why is it so hard to meet anyone "

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions "

Another one...

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions "

Now this is just a silly reply.

I'd say first of all most would like respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

Another one... "

Jesus someone's got some sand in their vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

Now this is just a silly reply.

I'd say first of all most would like respect. "

You cheated you read that up there somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions "

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits

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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago

Middle Earth


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits "

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits "

Oh so it's an audiobook....that's handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits

"

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits

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Your obviously not listening Fast

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

I'm here for the ride

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"I'm here for the ride "

Funny you should mention that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone any idea what women want on here "

People who read the profile maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New shoes?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"New shoes?"

Oh come on. Not that materialistic. (What kind )

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"New shoes?

Oh come on. Not that materialistic. (What kind )"

Jimmy Shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New shoes?

Oh come on. Not that materialistic. (What kind )

Jimmy Shoe "

They are knock offs

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"New shoes?

Oh come on. Not that materialistic. (What kind )

Jimmy Shoe

They are knock offs"

Knock offs dont do it for me sorreeee

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"New shoes?"

I would have gone boots....but what do I know

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"New shoes?

I would have gone boots....but what do I know "

Red thigh high boots BM

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"New shoes?

I would have gone boots....but what do I know

Red thigh high boots BM"

Tell the truth...thats what you want women to want

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"New shoes?

I would have gone boots....but what do I know

Red thigh high boots BM

Tell the truth...thats what you want women to want "

Now that you mention it one of them said she wanted the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like everything, I never read the instruction manual and make it up as I go along

OP - everyone is different!!!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Like everything, I never read the instruction manual and make it up as I go along

OP - everyone is different!!!!"

There's instructions ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like everything, I never read the instruction manual and make it up as I go along

OP - everyone is different!!!!

There's instructions ? "

Yeah it’s about 1000 pages long

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Like everything, I never read the instruction manual and make it up as I go along

OP - everyone is different!!!!

There's instructions ?

Yeah it’s about 1000 pages long "

Experts say that 1 page is enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like everything, I never read the instruction manual and make it up as I go along

OP - everyone is different!!!!

There's instructions ?

Yeah it’s about 1000 pages long

Experts say that 1 page is enough "

One page of hieroglyphs perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone any idea what women want on here "

I'd like to know too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits "

seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

Now this is just a silly reply.

I'd say first of all most would like respect. "

I knew that hand looked familiar!

Nice to see you back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want = a fella with his own teeth and hair and a sense of humour .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously "

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously "

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man asks a question.

Women answer straight and clear with no ifs or buts.

Men respond:

"They don't know what they want"

"They want big cocks"

"They want money"

Then same men wonder why is it so hard to meet anyone "

...not all men respond like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man asks a question.

Women answer straight and clear with no ifs or buts.

Men respond:

"They don't know what they want"

"They want big cocks"

"They want money"

Then same men wonder why is it so hard to meet anyone

...not all men respond like that "

Did I say all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man asks a question.

Women answer straight and clear with no ifs or buts.

Men respond:

"They don't know what they want"

"They want big cocks"

"They want money"

Then same men wonder why is it so hard to meet anyone

...not all men respond like that

Did I say all? "

Touché...you didn't .. absolutely ..you did not say all...but l didn't say you did either

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"New shoes?"
It was going to be something sexual but shoes is better. Yes Defoe shoes, shoe's, final answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one will ever know what women want, not here not anywhere else , and sometimes not even a woman knows what she really wants because her desires change with every past second , so our job is to discover them and keep their interest alive....

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Want = a fella with his own teeth and hair and a sense of humour ."

As Meatloaf once sang

" 2 out of 3 ain't bad "

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Want = a fella with his own teeth and hair and a sense of humour .

As Meatloaf once sang

" 2 out of 3 ain't bad ""

Begins to wonder which 2 it is

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Want = a fella with his own teeth and hair and a sense of humour .

As Meatloaf once sang

" 2 out of 3 ain't bad "

Begins to wonder which 2 it is "

Hairy teeth?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Want = a fella with his own teeth and hair and a sense of humour .

As Meatloaf once sang

" 2 out of 3 ain't bad "

Begins to wonder which 2 it is

Hairy teeth? "

that was a combination I hadn't come up with. Guess we will have to wait for BM to confirm or deny

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

Now this is just a silly reply.

I'd say first of all most would like respect.

I knew that hand looked familiar!

Nice to see you back "

Thank you good to see you also Missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple like us

So they get the best of both worlds lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. "

bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Want = a fella with his own teeth and hair and a sense of humour .

As Meatloaf once sang

" 2 out of 3 ain't bad "

Begins to wonder which 2 it is

Hairy teeth?

that was a combination I hadn't come up with. Guess we will have to wait for BM to confirm or deny "

It could be funny teeth in fairness

I definitely have my own teeth and a sense of humour...alas the hair on my head is a lot less now a days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone any idea what women want on here "
Well you would think because they joined a sex site that they might want sex. But I'm not so sure that this is true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here "

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect "

Oh and what exactly did you mean with your little "on a session with"?

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over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect "

Looks like it's your time of the month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions "

Only one instruction needed ..find the clit and all will be ok,but that just seems even too complicated for some of you (dark)

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over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect "

oh let me get this straight men on here aren't allowed to crack jokes oh right then sorry a cracked a joke sorry I have a sense of humour sorry it won't happen again (not) sorry that some ladies on here don't want men to joke now and again. Is that enough apologies for you

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

Only one instruction needed ..find the clit and all will be ok,but that just seems even too complicated for some of you (dark) "

And respect the clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect Looks like it's your time of the month."

Another one of mens little jokes... uhghughughughu how witty you are, I can't even.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect oh let me get this straight men on here aren't allowed to crack jokes oh right then sorry a cracked a joke sorry I have a sense of humour sorry it won't happen again (not) sorry that some ladies on here don't want men to joke now and again. Is that enough apologies for you "

Can you apologise for being a man too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

Only one instruction needed ..find the clit and all will be ok,but that just seems even too complicated for some of you (dark)

And respect the clit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/JIjnD2bG0gU

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"Has anyone any idea what women want on here "
I speak for myself and would never dream to assume to know what others of the same sex want. Try asking the ones you are interested in instead of as a collective. I rarely agree with being lumped into the same group as 1000s of others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

Only one instruction needed ..find the clit and all will be ok,but that just seems even too complicated for some of you (dark) "

Well it's your clit you should you can direct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

Only one instruction needed ..find the clit and all will be ok,but that just seems even too complicated for some of you (dark) Well it's your clit you should you can direct."

If you were any good I wouldn't need to direct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

Only one instruction needed ..find the clit and all will be ok,but that just seems even too complicated for some of you (dark) Well it's your clit you should you can direct.

If you were any good I wouldn't need to direct "

Come on you hardly expect the men to do all the work.While you lie back and enjoy the ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looking for someone in our area for a quickie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do women want?

... I've heard a lot of women say how they don't know what women want.

Sure, as individuals, they can tell you what they want. But as a collective I have literally lost count how many times even women say they don't know what women want.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Just looking for someone in our area for a quickie "

It would be like an episode of wacky races as we all rush to our cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect Looks like it's your time of the month.

Another one of mens little jokes... uhghughughughu how witty you are, I can't even. "

you talk about respect for women some of my best friends are women since we started school together and I respect each and every one of them. I want equality for both sexes but when people give out about men/women for making a joke just for a bit of fun that is not equality. Asking for respect for one and not showing it to the other is the height of hypocrisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect Looks like it's your time of the month.

Another one of mens little jokes... uhghughughughu how witty you are, I can't even. you talk about respect for women some of my best friends are women since we started school together and I respect each and every one of them. I want equality for both sexes but when people give out about men/women for making a joke just for a bit of fun that is not equality. Asking for respect for one and not showing it to the other is the height of hypocrisy "

It's very simple with me - you get exactly what you give.

Not my fault or problem that you may not like it or can't handle it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect Looks like it's your time of the month.

Another one of mens little jokes... uhghughughughu how witty you are, I can't even. you talk about respect for women some of my best friends are women since we started school together and I respect each and every one of them. I want equality for both sexes but when people give out about men/women for making a joke just for a bit of fun that is not equality. Asking for respect for one and not showing it to the other is the height of hypocrisy

It's very simple with me - you get exactly what you give.

Not my fault or problem that you may not like it or can't handle it. "

in other words you don't want fellas to make jokes on here "be seen and not heard" is it. We should not joke or voice our opinions for fear of some women not being able to take a JOKE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect Looks like it's your time of the month.

Another one of mens little jokes... uhghughughughu how witty you are, I can't even. you talk about respect for women some of my best friends are women since we started school together and I respect each and every one of them. I want equality for both sexes but when people give out about men/women for making a joke just for a bit of fun that is not equality. Asking for respect for one and not showing it to the other is the height of hypocrisy

It's very simple with me - you get exactly what you give.

Not my fault or problem that you may not like it or can't handle it. in other words you don't want fellas to make jokes on here "be seen and not heard" is it. We should not joke or voice our opinions for fear of some women not being able to take a JOKE. "

The problem is far two many men here jumping through hoops for the ladies in the hope of getting a quick ride and then when a man refuses to do as he's told he is been disrespectful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect Looks like it's your time of the month.

Another one of mens little jokes... uhghughughughu how witty you are, I can't even. you talk about respect for women some of my best friends are women since we started school together and I respect each and every one of them. I want equality for both sexes but when people give out about men/women for making a joke just for a bit of fun that is not equality. Asking for respect for one and not showing it to the other is the height of hypocrisy

It's very simple with me - you get exactly what you give.

Not my fault or problem that you may not like it or can't handle it. in other words you don't want fellas to make jokes on here "be seen and not heard" is it. We should not joke or voice our opinions for fear of some women not being able to take a JOKE. The problem is far two many men here jumping through hoops for the ladies in the hope of getting a quick ride and then when a man refuses to do as he's told he is been disrespectful."

some women campaign for equality and respect as long they get their way all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect Looks like it's your time of the month.

Another one of mens little jokes... uhghughughughu how witty you are, I can't even. you talk about respect for women some of my best friends are women since we started school together and I respect each and every one of them. I want equality for both sexes but when people give out about men/women for making a joke just for a bit of fun that is not equality. Asking for respect for one and not showing it to the other is the height of hypocrisy

It's very simple with me - you get exactly what you give.

Not my fault or problem that you may not like it or can't handle it. in other words you don't want fellas to make jokes on here "be seen and not heard" is it. We should not joke or voice our opinions for fear of some women not being able to take a JOKE. The problem is far two many men here jumping through hoops for the ladies in the hope of getting a quick ride and then when a man refuses to do as he's told he is been disrespectful."

Poor guys suffering from all these stuck up bitches who refuse to tolerate stereotypical lifetime "jokes". Hit your ego much?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Has anyone any idea what women want on here "
A rich husband who will give me a mansion to live in , triplets 2boys & a girl,as much money in my account for my needs oh and sex on tap but until he comes along il settle with a wee shag with all you fab hotties

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over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect Looks like it's your time of the month.

Another one of mens little jokes... uhghughughughu how witty you are, I can't even. you talk about respect for women some of my best friends are women since we started school together and I respect each and every one of them. I want equality for both sexes but when people give out about men/women for making a joke just for a bit of fun that is not equality. Asking for respect for one and not showing it to the other is the height of hypocrisy

It's very simple with me - you get exactly what you give.

Not my fault or problem that you may not like it or can't handle it. in other words you don't want fellas to make jokes on here "be seen and not heard" is it. We should not joke or voice our opinions for fear of some women not being able to take a JOKE. The problem is far two many men here jumping through hoops for the ladies in the hope of getting a quick ride and then when a man refuses to do as he's told he is been disrespectful.

Poor guys suffering from all these stuck up bitches who refuse to tolerate stereotypical lifetime "jokes". Hit your ego much? "

calm down guys and get a room

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

jesus lads you're some tag team...I'm embarrassed for ye not being able to talk to women

One of you actually said to a woman....it must be your time of the month

The other sends requests to women very late at night that hes never had any interaction with and complains about men looking for sex making him sick

My 14 yr old son would have more respect for women on here than you two

And no I'm not looking for a quick ride ....at my age they have to be slow

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect Looks like it's your time of the month.

Another one of mens little jokes... uhghughughughu how witty you are, I can't even. you talk about respect for women some of my best friends are women since we started school together and I respect each and every one of them. I want equality for both sexes but when people give out about men/women for making a joke just for a bit of fun that is not equality. Asking for respect for one and not showing it to the other is the height of hypocrisy

It's very simple with me - you get exactly what you give.

Not my fault or problem that you may not like it or can't handle it. in other words you don't want fellas to make jokes on here "be seen and not heard" is it. We should not joke or voice our opinions for fear of some women not being able to take a JOKE. The problem is far two many men here jumping through hoops for the ladies in the hope of getting a quick ride and then when a man refuses to do as he's told he is been disrespectful.

Poor guys suffering from all these stuck up bitches who refuse to tolerate stereotypical lifetime "jokes". Hit your ego much? calm down guys and get a room "

I was waiting for that old chestnut. Your ego must be really bruised when you broke out that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect Looks like it's your time of the month.

Another one of mens little jokes... uhghughughughu how witty you are, I can't even. you talk about respect for women some of my best friends are women since we started school together and I respect each and every one of them. I want equality for both sexes but when people give out about men/women for making a joke just for a bit of fun that is not equality. Asking for respect for one and not showing it to the other is the height of hypocrisy

It's very simple with me - you get exactly what you give.

Not my fault or problem that you may not like it or can't handle it. in other words you don't want fellas to make jokes on here "be seen and not heard" is it. We should not joke or voice our opinions for fear of some women not being able to take a JOKE. The problem is far two many men here jumping through hoops for the ladies in the hope of getting a quick ride and then when a man refuses to do as he's told he is been disrespectful.

Poor guys suffering from all these stuck up bitches who refuse to tolerate stereotypical lifetime "jokes". Hit your ego much? "

I couldn't give a toss if they are stuck up or up there own Ass I won't be jumping through hoops for any of them.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

And people wonder why the forums don't have more posters

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

New balls please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"jesus lads you're some tag team...I'm embarrassed for ye not being able to talk to women

One of you actually said to a woman....it must be your time of the month

The other sends requests to women very late at night that hes never had any interaction with and complains about men looking for sex making him sick

My 14 yr old son would have more respect for women on here than you two

And no I'm not looking for a quick ride ....at my age they have to be slow

"

Simple question what's it got to do with you what I say or do .

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

feckin jaysus

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"jesus lads you're some tag team...I'm embarrassed for ye not being able to talk to women

One of you actually said to a woman....it must be your time of the month

The other sends requests to women very late at night that hes never had any interaction with and complains about men looking for sex making him sick

My 14 yr old son would have more respect for women on here than you two

And no I'm not looking for a quick ride ....at my age they have to be slow

Simple question what's it got to do with you what I say or do ."

Do you understand its a forum

We all have our own opinions and post them

Ya know like witty banter

Lets not have a pissing up a rope contest

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"feckin jaysus"

Is that what you want? What you really really want?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"feckin jaysus

Is that what you want? What you really really want? "

I just want to zig a zig ahhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"jesus lads you're some tag team...I'm embarrassed for ye not being able to talk to women

One of you actually said to a woman....it must be your time of the month

The other sends requests to women very late at night that hes never had any interaction with and complains about men looking for sex making him sick

My 14 yr old son would have more respect for women on here than you two

And no I'm not looking for a quick ride ....at my age they have to be slow

Simple question what's it got to do with you what I say or do .

Do you understand its a forum

We all have our own opinions and post them

Ya know like witty banter

Lets not have a pissing up a rope contest "

But your not a woman so why answer for them. I can't see any them needing your help here they are well capable of doing that for themselves.

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over a year ago

So shoes then?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"So shoes then? "

yes

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"jesus lads you're some tag team...I'm embarrassed for ye not being able to talk to women

One of you actually said to a woman....it must be your time of the month

The other sends requests to women very late at night that hes never had any interaction with and complains about men looking for sex making him sick

My 14 yr old son would have more respect for women on here than you two

And no I'm not looking for a quick ride ....at my age they have to be slow

Simple question what's it got to do with you what I say or do .

Do you understand its a forum

We all have our own opinions and post them

Ya know like witty banter

Lets not have a pissing up a rope contest But your not a woman so why answer for them. I can't see any them needing your help here they are well capable of doing that for themselves. "

First time I've agreed with you...there's not one woman on here that needs my help.

But then again I wasn't offering any....just stating my opinion on someone that says to a woman

" it must be your time of the month"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So shoes then?

yes "

Think ya might be better off with wellies round here .... the shit is getting kinda deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

Only one instruction needed ..find the clit and all will be ok,but that just seems even too complicated for some of you (dark) Well it's your clit you should you can direct.

If you were any good I wouldn't need to direct Come on you hardly expect the men to do all the work.While you lie back and enjoy the ride. "

Ah no,I can do the plank too,that way I could enjoy the ride an wouldn't have to look at them(I give as good as I get)

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"So shoes then?

yes

Think ya might be better off with wellies round here .... the shit is getting kinda deep "

High heeled wellies? Or i can throw on my thigh high boots. The suede might be a bugger to clean though

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Red pills anyone?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Red pills anyone? "

Any Blue....asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"jesus lads you're some tag team...I'm embarrassed for ye not being able to talk to women

One of you actually said to a woman....it must be your time of the month

The other sends requests to women very late at night that hes never had any interaction with and complains about men looking for sex making him sick

My 14 yr old son would have more respect for women on here than you two

And no I'm not looking for a quick ride ....at my age they have to be slow

Simple question what's it got to do with you what I say or do .

Do you understand its a forum

We all have our own opinions and post them

Ya know like witty banter

Lets not have a pissing up a rope contest But your not a woman so why answer for them. I can't see any them needing your help here they are well capable of doing that for themselves.

First time I've agreed with you...there's not one woman on here that needs my help.

But then again I wasn't offering any....just stating my opinion on someone that says to a woman

" it must be your time of the month"

"

You never heard that been said before to a cranky woman. You do live a very sheltered life. If I was you I would get out of the bog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red pills anyone?

Any Blue....asking for a friend "

Would a half eaten bag of dog biscuits do ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be treated with dignity and respect"

Exactly this

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Red pills anyone?

Any Blue....asking for a friend

Would a half eaten bag of dog biscuits do ?? "

What brand...some repeat on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The winning lotto numbers so I never have to work again

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Red pills anyone?

Any Blue....asking for a friend "

Might have a friend with some yellas

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"jesus lads you're some tag team...I'm embarrassed for ye not being able to talk to women

One of you actually said to a woman....it must be your time of the month

The other sends requests to women very late at night that hes never had any interaction with and complains about men looking for sex making him sick

My 14 yr old son would have more respect for women on here than you two

And no I'm not looking for a quick ride ....at my age they have to be slow

Simple question what's it got to do with you what I say or do .

Do you understand its a forum

We all have our own opinions and post them

Ya know like witty banter

Lets not have a pissing up a rope contest But your not a woman so why answer for them. I can't see any them needing your help here they are well capable of doing that for themselves.

First time I've agreed with you...there's not one woman on here that needs my help.

But then again I wasn't offering any....just stating my opinion on someone that says to a woman

" it must be your time of the month"

You never heard that been said before to a cranky woman. You do live a very sheltered life. If I was you I would get out of the bog."

If its that important to you you can answer and have the last word

I never said I hadn't heard it before I said it was a horrible thing to say to any woman

I'm from Dublin...

You have a nice day

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Red pills anyone?

Any Blue....asking for a friend

Might have a friend with some yellas "

Are you crazy....yellow ones

You wouldn't want to be colour blind ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"jesus lads you're some tag team...I'm embarrassed for ye not being able to talk to women

One of you actually said to a woman....it must be your time of the month

The other sends requests to women very late at night that hes never had any interaction with and complains about men looking for sex making him sick

My 14 yr old son would have more respect for women on here than you two

And no I'm not looking for a quick ride ....at my age they have to be slow

Simple question what's it got to do with you what I say or do .

Do you understand its a forum

We all have our own opinions and post them

Ya know like witty banter

Lets not have a pissing up a rope contest But your not a woman so why answer for them. I can't see any them needing your help here they are well capable of doing that for themselves.

First time I've agreed with you...there's not one woman on here that needs my help.

But then again I wasn't offering any....just stating my opinion on someone that says to a woman

" it must be your time of the month"

You never heard that been said before to a cranky woman. You do live a very sheltered life. If I was you I would get out of the bog.

If its that important to you you can answer and have the last word

I never said I hadn't heard it before I said it was a horrible thing to say to any woman

I'm from Dublin...

You have a nice day "

I have yet to come across anyone so caught up in answering for the ladies as you. Please let them answer for themselves it's much better fun and it don't sound as desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect Looks like it's your time of the month.

Another one of mens little jokes... uhghughughughu how witty you are, I can't even. you talk about respect for women some of my best friends are women since we started school together and I respect each and every one of them. I want equality for both sexes but when people give out about men/women for making a joke just for a bit of fun that is not equality. Asking for respect for one and not showing it to the other is the height of hypocrisy

It's very simple with me - you get exactly what you give.

Not my fault or problem that you may not like it or can't handle it. in other words you don't want fellas to make jokes on here "be seen and not heard" is it. We should not joke or voice our opinions for fear of some women not being able to take a JOKE. The problem is far two many men here jumping through hoops for the ladies in the hope of getting a quick ride and then when a man refuses to do as he's told he is been disrespectful.

Poor guys suffering from all these stuck up bitches who refuse to tolerate stereotypical lifetime "jokes". Hit your ego much? I couldn't give a toss if they are stuck up or up there own Ass I won't be jumping through hoops for any of them."

do people on here understand my original post was meant as a joke. I'm sorry but I won't be changing my sence of humour for anyone I won't change my personality because some people don't like it. I won't roll over like little lapdog and let some women scratch my belly and walk all over me just to get a ride like other "men" on here

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over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect Looks like it's your time of the month.

Another one of mens little jokes... uhghughughughu how witty you are, I can't even. you talk about respect for women some of my best friends are women since we started school together and I respect each and every one of them. I want equality for both sexes but when people give out about men/women for making a joke just for a bit of fun that is not equality. Asking for respect for one and not showing it to the other is the height of hypocrisy

It's very simple with me - you get exactly what you give.

Not my fault or problem that you may not like it or can't handle it. in other words you don't want fellas to make jokes on here "be seen and not heard" is it. We should not joke or voice our opinions for fear of some women not being able to take a JOKE. The problem is far two many men here jumping through hoops for the ladies in the hope of getting a quick ride and then when a man refuses to do as he's told he is been disrespectful.

Poor guys suffering from all these stuck up bitches who refuse to tolerate stereotypical lifetime "jokes". Hit your ego much? I couldn't give a toss if they are stuck up or up there own Ass I won't be jumping through hoops for any of them.do people on here understand my original post was meant as a joke. I'm sorry but I won't be changing my sence of humour for anyone I won't change my personality because some people don't like it. I won't roll over like little lapdog and let some women scratch my belly and walk all over me just to get a ride like other "men" on here "

But it's still going on men been all offended on a woman's behalf.A good e.g is just a few posts above on this thread.

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over a year ago


"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect Looks like it's your time of the month.

Another one of mens little jokes... uhghughughughu how witty you are, I can't even. you talk about respect for women some of my best friends are women since we started school together and I respect each and every one of them. I want equality for both sexes but when people give out about men/women for making a joke just for a bit of fun that is not equality. Asking for respect for one and not showing it to the other is the height of hypocrisy

It's very simple with me - you get exactly what you give.

Not my fault or problem that you may not like it or can't handle it. in other words you don't want fellas to make jokes on here "be seen and not heard" is it. We should not joke or voice our opinions for fear of some women not being able to take a JOKE. The problem is far two many men here jumping through hoops for the ladies in the hope of getting a quick ride and then when a man refuses to do as he's told he is been disrespectful.

Poor guys suffering from all these stuck up bitches who refuse to tolerate stereotypical lifetime "jokes". Hit your ego much? I couldn't give a toss if they are stuck up or up there own Ass I won't be jumping through hoops for any of them.do people on here understand my original post was meant as a joke. I'm sorry but I won't be changing my sence of humour for anyone I won't change my personality because some people don't like it. I won't roll over like little lapdog and let some women scratch my belly and walk all over me just to get a ride like other "men" on here But it's still going on men been all offended on a woman's behalf.A good e.g is just a few posts above on this thread. "

if they want to be a good boy and be walked all over that's their choice but I won't be doing it I will stand up for a lady if a fella is being a dick and I got my nose broken standing up for a girl before and I did it to protect her from a beating not to get the ride

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm not offended on anyone's behalf and I agree that some men will jump through hoops or like being a doormat but there's far too much tarring with the same brush on both sides.

If you are on a public forum throwing punches someone will always swing back.

Not all men are arse lickers and not all women are happy to have theirs licked.

Speak to people as individuals rather than collective units and you might find you'll have a much better experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not offended on anyone's behalf and I agree that some men will jump through hoops or like being a doormat but there's far too much tarring with the same brush on both sides.

If you are on a public forum throwing punches someone will always swing back.

Not all men are arse lickers and not all women are happy to have theirs licked.

Speak to people as individuals rather than collective units and you might find you'll have a much better experience. "

I made a JOKE a simple joke and some people lost the rag calling me disrespectful to women, how dare someone say that about a person they don't know and their little lapdogs jumping on having a go too

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"The book hasn't been wrote yet and it will have thousands of pages of instructions

If you lads would actually listen 1 page would be enough. The ones that do are properly enjoying the benefits seriously does anyone on here have a sense of humour god don't take everything so seriously

Maybe it's because women spend a lifetime listening to men complain about how complicated, indecisive and awkward they are.

This type of humour literally equals to the type of humour people use when they say to the cashiers "oh it must be free" if something doesn't have a price tag on. You think you're witty, but the receiver has heard it so many times - it's not even remotely funny any more. bet you are great craic to be out on a session with. Jesus lighten up are men not allowed to crack a joke one here

Oh I am great Craic. Don't you worry.

I see you can't be a man enough to admit that you may be in a wrong but sure...

Here's women saying they want to be treated with respect but you carry on with your jokes. See how many women will treat you back with the same respect Looks like it's your time of the month.

Another one of mens little jokes... uhghughughughu how witty you are, I can't even. you talk about respect for women some of my best friends are women since we started school together and I respect each and every one of them. I want equality for both sexes but when people give out about men/women for making a joke just for a bit of fun that is not equality. Asking for respect for one and not showing it to the other is the height of hypocrisy

It's very simple with me - you get exactly what you give.

Not my fault or problem that you may not like it or can't handle it. in other words you don't want fellas to make jokes on here "be seen and not heard" is it. We should not joke or voice our opinions for fear of some women not being able to take a JOKE. The problem is far two many men here jumping through hoops for the ladies in the hope of getting a quick ride and then when a man refuses to do as he's told he is been disrespectful.

Poor guys suffering from all these stuck up bitches who refuse to tolerate stereotypical lifetime "jokes". Hit your ego much? I couldn't give a toss if they are stuck up or up there own Ass I won't be jumping through hoops for any of them.do people on here understand my original post was meant as a joke. I'm sorry but I won't be changing my sence of humour for anyone I won't change my personality because some people don't like it. I won't roll over like little lapdog and let some women scratch my belly and walk all over me just to get a ride like other "men" on here "

What if you enjoy tickles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's simple really, people need to do two things here, take a chill pill and then take another one

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By *oris and doris wolvesCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Has anyone any idea what women want on here "
....fine wine and Belgium chocolate so swiss tony tells me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow..this escalated quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow..this escalated quickly "
I better not make any more jokes on here

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

This thread to be over would be pretty good

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

Seems like a pointless thread leads to chaos and this is my 1st post of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be left alone for the most part

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Thats all folks

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