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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A girl I know who has an only Fans often gets strange requests.

Last week she was telling me about one guy who offered 150 euros for here to sit on balloons until they popped. Though he said she had to be wearing black skinny jeans.

So I'm curious, have you ever gotten any strange requests, either from fab or elsewhere?

Be funny to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girl I know who has an only Fans often gets strange requests.

Last week she was telling me about one guy who offered 150 euros for here to sit on balloons until they popped. Though he said she had to be wearing black skinny jeans.

So I'm curious, have you ever gotten any strange requests, either from fab or elsewhere?

Be funny to hear "

Easy money there. Once you pop ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!

Fertilisation

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"A girl I know who has an only Fans often gets strange requests.

Last week she was telling me about one guy who offered 150 euros for here to sit on balloons until they popped. Though he said she had to be wearing black skinny jeans.

So I'm curious, have you ever gotten any strange requests, either from fab or elsewhere?

Be funny to hear "

that sounds like great craic and i get paid? nice

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I once got offered money to blow up a load of balloons.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Couple of lads looking to buy my undies id get more if they were un washed...Send pics of my feet or a video of me rubbing them....think the worse was to walk on his penis and balls with high heels while he lay on the floor for €50

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A girl I know who has an only Fans often gets strange requests.

Last week she was telling me about one guy who offered 150 euros for here to sit on balloons until they popped. Though he said she had to be wearing black skinny jeans.

So I'm curious, have you ever gotten any strange requests, either from fab or elsewhere?

Be funny to hear

Easy money there. Once you pop .. "

Hey, I definitely would of taken up the offer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girl I know who has an only Fans often gets strange requests.

Last week she was telling me about one guy who offered 150 euros for here to sit on balloons until they popped. Though he said she had to be wearing black skinny jeans.

So I'm curious, have you ever gotten any strange requests, either from fab or elsewhere?

Be funny to hear

Easy money there. Once you pop ..

Hey, I definitely would of taken up the offer lol "

Only it's never that straight forward with men.

Take on an offer to chat - they'll assume you want to meet

Take on an offer to meet for a coffee - they'll assume they're getting a bj.

It may start with just popping balloons with your ass in skinny jeans for a few euros. It may end as a gang struggle snuggle because you're a hooker anyway..

Gotta take all innocent offers with a pinch of salt

And all weird offers from people you don't know with extra caution.

My personal weirdest offer to date:

Meet a group of Arabic men who will "dominate" me, force themselves onto me, perform poo related scenarios and treat me like I the white trash that I am.

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By *hivers2020Woman
over a year ago

lolli land

I had a very strange and very specific request years ago. I was to buy a cake, take a pic of the cake, cut the cake in half, box up one part, sit on the other half, take a pic of me sitting in the cake and then box up the other half separately and post him both halves of the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked by a woman to be her plus 1 at daughters wedding, as she wanted to make her ex husband jealous as he was bringing his new partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a very strange and very specific request years ago. I was to buy a cake, take a pic of the cake, cut the cake in half, box up one part, sit on the other half, take a pic of me sitting in the cake and then box up the other half separately and post him both halves of the cake"

That makes perfect sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pillowcase stuffed with chest hair is a other

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By *hivers2020Woman
over a year ago

lolli land


"I had a very strange and very specific request years ago. I was to buy a cake, take a pic of the cake, cut the cake in half, box up one part, sit on the other half, take a pic of me sitting in the cake and then box up the other half separately and post him both halves of the cake

That makes perfect sense "

Except he was in America, I doubt the cake would have made it through customs!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"I was asked by a woman to be her plus 1 at daughters wedding, as she wanted to make her ex husband jealous as he was bringing his new partner "

Did ye go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to sell my old runners and pics of my feet.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I had a very strange and very specific request years ago. I was to buy a cake, take a pic of the cake, cut the cake in half, box up one part, sit on the other half, take a pic of me sitting in the cake and then box up the other half separately and post him both halves of the cake"

That Mr Kipling is one weird bastard

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Asked to turn up to a given address, head up to the bedroom where this fella's wife would be bent over and blindfolded. I was to take her bareback from behind, blow my load and get dressed and head off. I'd be part of an organised queue of lads lined up to do this.

I... had other plans that day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked by a woman to be her plus 1 at daughters wedding, as she wanted to make her ex husband jealous as he was bringing his new partner

Did ye go "

If I had known pubs would close the week after I would have considered it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a very strange and very specific request years ago. I was to buy a cake, take a pic of the cake, cut the cake in half, box up one part, sit on the other half, take a pic of me sitting in the cake and then box up the other half separately and post him both halves of the cake"

Am i the only one left hanging wondering what type of cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man on another site wanted to buy me really high 6 and 7inch heels (as expensive as I liked) and he wanted to sit in a chair in a hotel room and watch me wearing them (politely declined the offer)

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By *hivers2020Woman
over a year ago

lolli land


"I had a very strange and very specific request years ago. I was to buy a cake, take a pic of the cake, cut the cake in half, box up one part, sit on the other half, take a pic of me sitting in the cake and then box up the other half separately and post him both halves of the cake

Am i the only one left hanging wondering what type of cake? "

It was specifically a chocolate cream sponge cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Am i the only one left hanging wondering what type of cake?

It was specifically a chocolate cream sponge cake "

Ah right, that would be a messy one to sit on alright. Good to know after all his detailed planning he didn't fall down on the main event asking for a madeira cake

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By *hivers2020Woman
over a year ago

lolli land


" Am i the only one left hanging wondering what type of cake?

It was specifically a chocolate cream sponge cake

Ah right, that would be a messy one to sit on alright. Good to know after all his detailed planning he didn't fall down on the main event asking for a madeira cake "

Or worse, an ice cream cake; that would never hold its shape!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got offered money to blow up a load of balloons. "

I went out of business doing the same- never raised my prices and went bust. That’s inflation for you .....

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By *lowersMan
over a year ago

Derry


"I once got offered money to blow up a load of balloons. "

People in Belfast are always blowing things up lol

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I had a very strange and very specific request years ago. I was to buy a cake, take a pic of the cake, cut the cake in half, box up one part, sit on the other half, take a pic of me sitting in the cake and then box up the other half separately and post him both halves of the cake"

Do you need someone to lick the cake off your bum cheeks?

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

A girl I "used to date" wanted to but a bagel, yes a bagel on my ... before giving oral. We were in the heat of it...what could I say! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was blowing actual balloons in work for kids. In a shoe shop. These guys came in asking for some balloons. Preferably ones I blew up with loads of my saliva and then deflated. That was weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was blowing actual balloons in work for kids. In a shoe shop. These guys came in asking for some balloons. Preferably ones I blew up with loads of my saliva and then deflated. That was weird "

Can only guess what body part those balloons were about to get stretched over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never gave them any balloons that touched my lips lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girl I know who has an only Fans often gets strange requests.

Last week she was telling me about one guy who offered 150 euros for here to sit on balloons until they popped. Though he said she had to be wearing black skinny jeans.

So I'm curious, have you ever gotten any strange requests, either from fab or elsewhere?

Be funny to hear

Easy money there. Once you pop ..

Hey, I definitely would of taken up the offer lol

Only it's never that straight forward with men.

Take on an offer to chat - they'll assume you want to meet

Take on an offer to meet for a coffee - they'll assume they're getting a bj.

It may start with just popping balloons with your ass in skinny jeans for a few euros. It may end as a gang struggle snuggle because you're a hooker anyway..

Gotta take all innocent offers with a pinch of salt

And all weird offers from people you don't know with extra caution.

My personal weirdest offer to date:

Meet a group of Arabic men who will "dominate" me, force themselves onto me, perform poo related scenarios and treat me like I the white trash that I am. "

Wow... what a tempting offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never gave them any balloons that touched my lips lol "

they ended up with deflated balloons belonging to a 6ft6 Belarusian called Vladimir and it serves them right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple of lads looking to buy my undies id get more if they were un washed...Send pics of my feet or a video of me rubbing them....think the worse was to walk on his penis and balls with high heels while he lay on the floor for €50 "

I’d have no problem

Walking on a mans penis and balls for 50 euro . I’d enjoy that very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple of lads looking to buy my undies id get more if they were un washed...Send pics of my feet or a video of me rubbing them....think the worse was to walk on his penis and balls with high heels while he lay on the floor for €50 "

Take the money lol

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about


"A girl I "used to date" wanted to but a bagel, yes a bagel on my ... before giving oral. We were in the heat of it...what could I say! Lol "

Penis carbs don't count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple of lads looking to buy my undies id get more if they were un washed...Send pics of my feet or a video of me rubbing them....think the worse was to walk on his penis and balls with high heels while he lay on the floor for €50 "

Take the money lol

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