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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

These fecking smart phones are the cause of so many awkward moments. I shared this with someone in mail recently but maybe worth sharing here too..

I created a family WhatsApp group just when the lockdown started as a way for the wider family to stay in touch and share some day to experiences.

Recently my bother and his girlfriend were down in Shannon for a few days and sent few photos of the water and boats to the group to cheer everyone up.

In my half asleep slumber, my phone autocorrected my response as 'Ahh looks good, glad to see you are both enjoying it. Some good spots for some anal shots in the mornings before it gets too busy'

I meant canal shots 

Worse still, the moment when i noticed Aunt Mary's WhatsApp change from 'delivered' to 'Read' made me want to curl up and die somewhere.

No matter how many times i typed , 'I MEANT CANAL, CANAL ', i don't think i'm Mary's favourites nephew anymore. No one even sent a smiley face to break the ice and it stayed in that situation for a few days....

Is it acceptable to delete your own family whatsapp group? 

Anyone else have seriously awkward autocorrect or typo moments?

 

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Still as funny as the first time i read it.....

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

this made me lol.

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By *assion and MoreCouple
over a year ago

Here and There, Monaghan

I feel for you lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Can lolly or Handsonfun change their profile

pic today please...total confusion #YNWA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont leave us hanging! Did your brother's gf send you those anal shots or not?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can lolly or Handsonfun change their profile

pic today please...total confusion #YNWA "

That was my attempt at 'The sincerest form of flattery' thread

I'll change after the game later haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't been caught out by it yet

but my phone almost always autocorrects fuck to fucklicking. Which is a bit troublesome if I'm having a sweary gossip sesh with my friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anytime I type “good morning “ to anyone it wants to add in “sexy”. One has to be careful theses days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont leave us hanging! Did your brother's gf send you those anal shots or not?!"

No, nothing...

And now i have to be supervised when around her

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Can lolly or Handsonfun change their profile

pic today please...total confusion #YNWA

That was my attempt at 'The sincerest form of flattery' thread

I'll change after the game later haha "

If you're going to try to keep up with lolly you're going to need a bigger wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

@ fucklicking

That is a hiden land mine just waiting to be triggered at some point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

If you're going to try to keep up with lolly you're going to need a bigger wardrobe "

Haha that would be a full time job. I copy one pic and now perv the rest

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By *assion and MoreCouple
over a year ago

Here and There, Monaghan


"Can lolly or Handsonfun change their profile

pic today please...total confusion #YNWA "

You need glasses I'm afraid lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know exactly how you feel, Ohpee.

The other day I text one of my friends asking if he fancied a wee wank down by the river... I meant canal too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me laugh. I know I shouldn’t but you tell it so well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

@ Pete

That's a serious unlucky auto correct there mate

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Can lolly or Handsonfun change their profile

pic today please...total confusion #YNWA

You need glasses I'm afraid lol"

I need glasses to find the one's I've lost in fairness

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I know exactly how you feel, Ohpee.

The other day I text one of my friends asking if he fancied a wee wank down by the river... I meant canal too! "

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin


"These fecking smart phones are the cause of so many awkward moments. I shared this with someone in mail recently but maybe worth sharing here too..

I created a family WhatsApp group just when the lockdown started as a way for the wider family to stay in touch and share some day to experiences.

Recently my bother and his girlfriend were down in Shannon for a few days and sent few photos of the water and boats to the group to cheer everyone up.

In my half asleep slumber, my phone autocorrected my response as 'Ahh looks good, glad to see you are both enjoying it. Some good spots for some anal shots in the mornings before it gets too busy'

I meant canal shots 

Worse still, the moment when i noticed Aunt Mary's WhatsApp change from 'delivered' to 'Read' made me want to curl up and die somewhere.

No matter how many times i typed , 'I MEANT CANAL, CANAL ', i don't think i'm Mary's favourites nephew anymore. No one even sent a smiley face to break the ice and it stayed in that situation for a few days....

Is it acceptable to delete your own family whatsapp group? 

Anyone else have seriously awkward autocorrect or typo moments?

 

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Your phone probably recognised that the Shannon is a river and not a canal so anal was the most reasonable interpretation it could make.

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By *ireannCplCouple
over a year ago

Suburbs

So funny, well done. We can only imagine your Brother and his GF reaction when they both scrolled down and first read the message.. lol

EireCpl

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By *parklySassWoman
over a year ago

Sassville

Omg too funny not a good auto correct ooops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So funny, well done. We can only imagine your Brother and his GF reaction when they both scrolled down and first read the message.. lol

EireCpl "

They would be alot more reserved than i would be so i can only hope the initial shock and embarrassment lead to laughter and maybe more

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By *rangemanMan
38 weeks ago

Accrington

ALWAYS CHECK WHAT YOU MESSAGE!

Jews, you keep appearing. Can't take it! Wow. Love to chat.

Jesus not Jews!!!!!

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By *ot so needyMan
37 weeks ago

Galway

I sent an injury report.

"He is improving. Feeling no discomfort now when wanking"

Should have been walking. Just tells you where my mind is at the moment. It created a very awkward phone call.

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