FabSwingers.com forum: No Googling allowed!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone care to have a guess as to when the world's OLDEST dildo ever found dates back to?!

I was surprised!

Only fun if you don't Google and have a guess!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably back to the times of the ancient egyptians.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah yes.. dildiosourous from the cretaceous period I believe....

Not a clue... First weapons were about 400,000bc so I'm gonna say someone shoved one up themselves at that point too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably back to the times of the ancient egyptians."

Maybe....

Depends how ancient you're thinking!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah yes.. dildiosourous from the cretaceous period I believe....

Not a clue... First weapons were about 400,000bc so I'm gonna say someone shoved one up themselves at that point too"

Without the invention of lubricant?!

Can't be using Dilophosaurus venom!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably back to the times of the ancient egyptians.

Maybe....

Depends how ancient you're thinking! "

When everything was made of stone... ouch

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/08/20 08:49:06]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ach, things are still made of stone here.... Given enough Viagra!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

I'm fairly certain they found objects in the early human French caves

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fairly certain they found objects in the early human French caves"

Fairly certain they did... But did they find the rampant rabbit's earliest ancestor?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marty McFly brought a dildo to the Neolithic era so 10,000 BC

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

"I'm fairly certain they found objects in the early human French caves

Fairly certain they did... But did they find the rampant rabbit's earliest ancestor?

yes the rampant rabbit bone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marty McFly brought a dildo to the Neolithic era so 10,000 BC

Still too forward thinking me old chum!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And I quote;

"Scientists recently discovered the world’s oldest sex toy, a prehistoric dildo with a rounded, polished end and carved rings. Uncovered during a cave excavation in Germany, the siltstone phallus is estimated to be about 30,000 years old."

So there you have it....

There's a dildo somewhere that some cave lady (or dude!) was using to scratch a hard to reach itch around 30,000 years ago!!!

Seems rubbing one out is one of our oldest traditions!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread