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By *he English One OP   Man
over a year ago

west

So exhaustion can sometimes cause you to do the most silly things and I'm sure it's happened to ye at least once so please share your stories let's have a bit of fun with this one

il go 1st

Once I was so tired I ended up sleeping in the bath I was woken up from cold water being poured over me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember wheen my eldest was born I fell asleep against the wall while quing in the post office...she had bad colic and had me up most of the night

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

It was a Friday and I had finished a week of early shifts, 6am - 2pm, so I was shattered.

We were heading on the beer that evening so had to stop at the ATM with my friend who was driving.

I got my money out and got back in the car, put my seat belt on and said, while rubbing my hands together, "Righ, let's go get destroyed", only to realize I was speaking to a frightened looking girl in her early 20's.

My friend took great pleasure in beeping his horn at me while I apologized to the girl.

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By *he English One OP   Man
over a year ago

west


"It was a Friday and I had finished a week of early shifts, 6am - 2pm, so I was shattered.

We were heading on the beer that evening so had to stop at the ATM with my friend who was driving.

I got my money out and got back in the car, put my seat belt on and said, while rubbing my hands together, "Righ, let's go get destroyed", only to realize I was speaking to a frightened looking girl in her early 20's.

My friend took great pleasure in beeping his horn at me while I apologized to the girl."

Omfg brilliant not so much for the girl tho

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

While on holiday with my friend years ago the morning we arrived that night I wanted to go out she knackered so in my strop I said well im going. Got to the reception and though better of it on my own so I sat on a sofa.

Next things I was woken up by a member of staff was hours later went to my room friend was asleep I went to bed. The next morning..

Told my friend I had a great night. The next day me and my friend headed down to the pool i walked by a gang of lads started cheering and laughing when I walked by . This went on for a while so i approached one of them and asked how was it they knew me or did they get my mistake with someone else...turned out when I asleep at reception I was lying down skirt was up i was gone to the world they though I was pissed out of my head ....

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

After a longhaul flight we had to get the bus home from Dublin to Carlow....Arrived home sister's car was dead had to drive her home about hr and a half away ...On the way back which was about 7am decided to pull into a lay-by to get a few mins kip woke up 8hrs later that afternoon by a Garda who noticed the car there for hrs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a longhaul flight we had to get the bus home from Dublin to Carlow....Arrived home sister's car was dead had to drive her home about hr and a half away ...On the way back which was about 7am decided to pull into a lay-by to get a few mins kip woke up 8hrs later that afternoon by a Garda who noticed the car there for hrs.... "

O to have been that Garda

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"After a longhaul flight we had to get the bus home from Dublin to Carlow....Arrived home sister's car was dead had to drive her home about hr and a half away ...On the way back which was about 7am decided to pull into a lay-by to get a few mins kip woke up 8hrs later that afternoon by a Garda who noticed the car there for hrs....

O to have been that Garda "

So you could beat your Baton off the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a longhaul flight we had to get the bus home from Dublin to Carlow....Arrived home sister's car was dead had to drive her home about hr and a half away ...On the way back which was about 7am decided to pull into a lay-by to get a few mins kip woke up 8hrs later that afternoon by a Garda who noticed the car there for hrs....

O to have been that Garda

So you could beat your Baton off the window "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once did 9 x 12 hour shifts in a row. On the last night , I went home and couldnt get in.... After 5 mins I realised I was outside my old gaff. About 20 mins from new flat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once after three weeks of night shifts went to a m&g with my then girlfriend. Was cranky as hadn't properly slept the night before. Actually met dee at said m&g where I apparently came across as rude (tiredness) got back to the hotel and I fell asleep with my then girlfriend bouncing away on my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While on holiday with my friend years ago the morning we arrived that night I wanted to go out she knackered so in my strop I said well im going. Got to the reception and though better of it on my own so I sat on a sofa.

Next things I was woken up by a member of staff was hours later went to my room friend was asleep I went to bed. The next morning..

Told my friend I had a great night. The next day me and my friend headed down to the pool i walked by a gang of lads started cheering and laughing when I walked by . This went on for a while so i approached one of them and asked how was it they knew me or did they get my mistake with someone else...turned out when I asleep at reception I was lying down skirt was up i was gone to the world they though I was pissed out of my head .... "

Morto for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell asleep on the dentist’s chair

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By *he English One OP   Man
over a year ago

west


"I fell asleep on the dentist’s chair "

I blame the chair them things are fairly comfortable lol

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By *rkkidMan
over a year ago

Cork

One time spent about 10 minutes looking for my motorbike helmet, all over the house until i noticed something odd in the mirror... had it half on. ffs :/...

first night with a girl many years ago.. During the fun i happened to yawn... she wasn't impressed i did just finish a night shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fell asleep on the dentist’s chair

I blame the chair them things are fairly comfortable lol"

. I only woke up when the prick jabbed me with the drill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a party both myself and my girlfriend conked out, in the middle of the living room, on front of everyone. Me nude in the armchair, her on her knees with my lad still in her mouth.

To be fair, it was way past my bedtime and I hadnt had my afternoon nap that day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At a party both myself and my girlfriend conked out, in the middle of the living room, on front of everyone. Me nude in the armchair, her on her knees with my lad still in her mouth.

To be fair, it was way past my bedtime and I hadnt had my afternoon nap that day."

It’s either you have a small willy or she suffocated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umpteen different times in different situations

..this one Saturday afternoon l was sitting in a hotel lobby in Manchester and between working hard all week , early start to drive to Dublin airport etc etc l was just bolloxed .. fell asleep while sitting in the comfortable chair to be woken by a security guard asking if l was a guest at the hotel

Another time was something that maybe can easily happen to so many ,driving home late after concerts ,just start to nod off so l always pull in a have a 30 min nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At a party both myself and my girlfriend conked out, in the middle of the living room, on front of everyone. Me nude in the armchair, her on her knees with my lad still in her mouth.

To be fair, it was way past my bedtime and I hadnt had my afternoon nap that day.

It’s either you have a small willy or she suffocated "

I'm a grower not a shower. I've never seen my willy while i'm asleep, but I assume it crawled back up into itself haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At a party both myself and my girlfriend conked out, in the middle of the living room, on front of everyone. Me nude in the armchair, her on her knees with my lad still in her mouth.

To be fair, it was way past my bedtime and I hadnt had my afternoon nap that day.

It’s either you have a small willy or she suffocated

I'm a grower not a shower. I've never seen my willy while i'm asleep, but I assume it crawled back up into itself haha."

Hope she didn’t lock jaw when asleep

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