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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Saw this online earlier.. If you know why a pizza is made round.. To be put in a square box and eaten in triangles, you my friend understand women. .. Are we men as complex?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I prefer my pizza cut in 8 cos I couldn't eat 12 slices

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I prefer my pizza cut in 8 cos I couldn't eat 12 slices

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And when you share you dont have to give as much away

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By *hris 1000200Man
over a year ago

kells

Hahaha,strange but true,dont feel as guilty only eating 8 slice

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"I prefer my pizza cut in 8 cos I couldn't eat 12 slices

And when you share you dont have to give as much away "

A place by me cuts them in 4.

It's great. Half the slices but you still feel like you've eaten 8

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other" - Al Bundy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw this online earlier.. If you know why a pizza is made round.. To be put in a square box and eaten in triangles, you my friend understand women. .. Are we men as complex? "

Another pizza related snippet.

If you let a pizza's height = a, and radius = z, then it's volume = pizza.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


""Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other" - Al Bundy"

But they'd still get together to steal your pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw this online earlier.. If you know why a pizza is made round.. To be put in a square box and eaten in triangles, you my friend understand women. .. Are we men as complex? "

Seen that too

Pineapple - yes/no?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Actually a yes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually a yes... "

I like to open a tin of pineapple, and dip my pineapple pizza into the pineapple juice for added pineappleyness

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

Not a big fan of pizza

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Actually a yes...

I like to open a tin of pineapple, and dip my pineapple pizza into the pineapple juice for added pineappleyness "

That old wife's tale work then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually a yes...

I like to open a tin of pineapple, and dip my pineapple pizza into the pineapple juice for added pineappleyness "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually a yes...

I like to open a tin of pineapple, and dip my pineapple pizza into the pineapple juice for added pineappleyness "

That made my head hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually a yes...

I like to open a tin of pineapple, and dip my pineapple pizza into the pineapple juice for added pineappleyness

That made my head hurt "

Make a bigger hole in the tin next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a big fan of pizza"

Not even the ridiculously over priced artisan ones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually a yes...

I like to open a tin of pineapple, and dip my pineapple pizza into the pineapple juice for added pineappleyness

That made my head hurt

Make a bigger hole in the tin next time"

Big holes don't go down well here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer my pizza cut in 8 cos I couldn't eat 12 slices

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If you roll it up and eat it like a burrito or saves on having to wash cutlery afterwards #toptip

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Actually a yes...

I like to open a tin of pineapple, and dip my pineapple pizza into the pineapple juice for added pineappleyness

That made my head hurt

Make a bigger hole in the tin next time

Big holes don't go down well here "

A well is a big hole though

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"I prefer my pizza cut in 8 cos I couldn't eat 12 slices

If you roll it up and eat it like a burrito or saves on having to wash cutlery afterwards #toptip"

I fold mine over down the middle. Saw them do it on The Sopranos years ago. It's good

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"I prefer my pizza cut in 8 cos I couldn't eat 12 slices

If you roll it up and eat it like a burrito or saves on having to wash cutlery afterwards #toptip

I fold mine over down the middle. Saw them do it on The Sopranos years ago. It's good"

I thought folding it make it a calzone

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By *entleman PoliteMan
over a year ago

Mars

The first one made in Germany, called Flamenkusch, was rectangle.

Italians bakers then kept it rectangle to cook in the bread oven.

Restaurants made it to fit in plate and then put them in square boxes for take aways.

But who gives a monkey. It's like the topics. Eat it as you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw this online earlier.. If you know why a pizza is made round.. To be put in a square box and eaten in triangles, you my friend understand women. .. Are we men as complex? "

The box is square because they are cheaper and sturdier than circular boxes to manufacture.

The pizza is circular to introduce air into the dough and to stretch it out evenly with a crust left to prevent the toppings from spilling out.

We eat pizza in triangles as we cut through the middle to make 'equal' (they are never equal) sized slices.

After spoiling all that - I still don't understand women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My home-made pizza is always rectangular

Maybe it's not that women are complicated, but that men are simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually a yes...

I like to open a tin of pineapple, and dip my pineapple pizza into the pineapple juice for added pineappleyness

That made my head hurt

Make a bigger hole in the tin next time"

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about


"My home-made pizza is always rectangular

Maybe it's not that women are complicated, but that men are simple"

Yup this

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Well OP I think you got your answer. All that was considered from your post was the Pizza. Lol And in answer to someone else's post Pineapple has no place on a pizza. Ever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well OP I think you got your answer. All that was considered from your post was the Pizza. Lol And in answer to someone else's post Pineapple has no place on a pizza. Ever! "

Was thinking that R.. But I disagree about the pineapple..

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By *igIsBackMan
over a year ago

all over and beyond

Weirdest pizza I had was in France... they put a egg in the middle of it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer a battered sausage myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are not like pizza......

I'm good at eating pizza

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford


" Women are not like pizza......

I'm good at eating pizza"

Women ARE like pizza

I go straight in and before I know it it's all finished and I'm fit for a nap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Weirdest pizza I had was in France... they put a egg in the middle of it... "

Used to serve something like that in a place called Ciao Italy here in Cork years ago... Hangover pizza... Bacon sausage and a runny fried egg in the middle.. handsome Samson...

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