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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So on the other Irish insult thread someone mentioned

Shitwhawke - it's a good one

Knob jockey is one of my favs

But What other ones have we Got

(Yes I'm having one of those days where everyone is annoying me

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Gobshite

Dickwad

Tarquin

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

Bampot, scottish one tho but incredibly accurate in some situations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amadàn as irish as it gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tit for brains

Clart - affectionate more so for a clumsy fucker (Ulster term)

Jipe - Tyrone origin I think - maybe a cross between jippo and clipe haha

Fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gombeen

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Twatbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harmless

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

wankbag

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Strawkaller, don’t ask what it means but according to the mother I’m a useless one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawkaller, don’t ask what it means but according to the mother I’m a useless one

Ah that's said with affection that's different

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Strawkaller, don’t ask what it means but according to the mother I’m a useless one

Jaysus i think i need to have an ould chat with your mammy she sounds brilliant

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Arsehole!

Geebag!

Cocknose!

Fuckwit!

Bellend!

And my all-time favourite name to use when insulting someone that has pissed me off...pox ridden cunt!!

Apologies for the C word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank stain

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Strawkaller, don’t ask what it means but according to the mother I’m a useless one

Jaysus i think i need to have an ould chat with your mammy she sounds brilliant

She's a druid a healer and a scorceress apparently

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Arsehole!

Geebag!

Cocknose!

Fuckwit!

Bellend!

And my all-time favourite name to use when insulting someone that has pissed me off...pox ridden cunt!!

Apologies for the C word

What? Curiousvoyeur?

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Arsehole!

Geebag!

Cocknose!

Fuckwit!

Bellend!

And my all-time favourite name to use when insulting someone that has pissed me off...pox ridden cunt!!

Apologies for the C word

What? Curiousvoyeur?

That one too...with a capital C

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Arsehole!

Geebag!

Cocknose!

Fuckwit!

Bellend!

And my all-time favourite name to use when insulting someone that has pissed me off...pox ridden cunt!!

Apologies for the C word

I love the C word it's kept for very special C's , love the way it rolls of your tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitebag!

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Strawkaller, don’t ask what it means but according to the mother I’m a useless one

Jaysus i think i need to have an ould chat with your mammy she sounds brilliant

She's a druid a healer and a scorceress apparently

my kind of woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucktard.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Strawkaller, don’t ask what it means but according to the mother I’m a useless one

Jaysus i think i need to have an ould chat with your mammy she sounds brilliant

She's a druid a healer and a scorceress apparently

my kind of woman

One in a million

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocksucker or Cocksmoker

Both offer the same satisfaction whenst said with venom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told I looked serious today

So slightly insulted

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By *assion and MoreCouple
over a year ago

Here and There, Monaghan

Wanker

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

Maybe not an Irish insult but cockwomble is a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can never go too wrong with a good old fashioned, "Prick"!!

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

A wino who had pissed all over himself once told me, and I quote, "You're worse than the jam on your mother's jam rag".

He was a nasty fucker well known around the town and would just shout at, and insult people all day.

But that line always stuck with me

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"A wino who had pissed all over himself once told me, and I quote, "You're worse than the jam on your mother's jam rag".

He was a nasty fucker well known around the town and would just shout at, and insult people all day.

But that line always stuck with me

which one of em was it. there was a couple who were nasty out

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"You can never go too wrong with a good old fashioned, "Prick"!!

Or a "daft prick" as in Notting Hill - brilliant movie

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

Or up this neck of the woods .... Yer ma's a bouncer and yer da sells avon

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Wankbucket!

Smeg head!

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"A wino who had pissed all over himself once told me, and I quote, "You're worse than the jam on your mother's jam rag".

He was a nasty fucker well known around the town and would just shout at, and insult people all day.

But that line always stuck with me

which one of em was it. there was a couple who were nasty out"

The really small fella. Don't want to say names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can never go too wrong with a good old fashioned, "Prick"!!

Or a "daft prick" as in Notting Hill - brilliant movie

Let's try a number of adjectives before prick...for research purposes like

Stupid Prick

Lazy Prick

Ignorant Prick

Ugly Prick

All are very satisfying to use

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"A wino who had pissed all over himself once told me, and I quote, "You're worse than the jam on your mother's jam rag".

He was a nasty fucker well known around the town and would just shout at, and insult people all day.

But that line always stuck with me

which one of em was it. there was a couple who were nasty out

The really small fella. Don't want to say names

Dick?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"A wino who had pissed all over himself once told me, and I quote, "You're worse than the jam on your mother's jam rag".

He was a nasty fucker well known around the town and would just shout at, and insult people all day.

But that line always stuck with me

which one of em was it. there was a couple who were nasty out

The really small fella. Don't want to say names

I know who youre on about. nasty piece of work

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"A wino who had pissed all over himself once told me, and I quote, "You're worse than the jam on your mother's jam rag".

He was a nasty fucker well known around the town and would just shout at, and insult people all day.

But that line always stuck with me

which one of em was it. there was a couple who were nasty out

The really small fella. Don't want to say names

I know who youre on about. nasty piece of work"

That he was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wino who had pissed all over himself once told me, and I quote, "You're worse than the jam on your mother's jam rag".

He was a nasty fucker well known around the town and would just shout at, and insult people all day.

But that line always stuck with me

which one of em was it. there was a couple who were nasty out

The really small fella. Don't want to say names

I know who youre on about. nasty piece of work

That he was"

He sounds like a stand up guy

The kind you wanna go shouting at traffic with!

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"A wino who had pissed all over himself once told me, and I quote, "You're worse than the jam on your mother's jam rag".

He was a nasty fucker well known around the town and would just shout at, and insult people all day.

But that line always stuck with me

which one of em was it. there was a couple who were nasty out

The really small fella. Don't want to say names

I know who youre on about. nasty piece of work

That he was

He sounds like a stand up guy

The kind you wanna go shouting at traffic with! "

He was some dude alright

Anyhow, less of him and more insulting names:

I once heard someone being called a Dehydrated Sperm Bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wino who had pissed all over himself once told me, and I quote, "You're worse than the jam on your mother's jam rag".

He was a nasty fucker well known around the town and would just shout at, and insult people all day.

But that line always stuck with me

which one of em was it. there was a couple who were nasty out

The really small fella. Don't want to say names

I know who youre on about. nasty piece of work

That he was

He sounds like a stand up guy

The kind you wanna go shouting at traffic with!

He was some dude alright

Anyhow, less of him and more insulting names:

I once heard someone being called a Dehydrated Sperm Bubble"

That's a mouthful

Have we had Jinnit yet

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

The c u next Tuesday

I cannot stand that word biggest insult ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye fuckdog

But that could be a compliment

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

An old one but a good one,

"The best part of you ran down the inside of your mothers leg"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The c u next Tuesday

I cannot stand that word biggest insult ever "

But sometimes it's so appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harmless "

One of the worst!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

He's nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thundercunt

Cumclot

I like those two!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"He's nice.

What no man wants to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harmless

One of the worst!"

It really is! You’re just dismissing someone as being essentially floppily useless and inoffensive and out of the way haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble has always been one of my favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So on the other Irish insult thread someone mentioned

Shitwhawke - it's a good one

Knob jockey is one of my favs

But What other ones have we Got

(Yes I'm having one of those days where everyone is annoying me

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Mong

Nimrod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanner

Tube

Hallion

As thick as two short planks

As thick as a ditch

Dirty Hallion

Two cans short of a six pack

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Cockwomble has always been one of my favourites

Go to sleeeeeeep ya Langer!

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By *isneyChick85Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Cock Waffle

Douche Nozzle

Cock Juggling Thundercunt

Dickbag

Shut your cock holster

All of the above are personal favorites of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Culchie, when a dub says it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backstabbing ballstrangler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asshalf =someone too lazy to be the whole asshole

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

Ya daddies dribble

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

back scratcher, shitstopper, fuckwit, duck fart sucker

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By *uanpacMan
over a year ago

Cork/Limerick/Dublin

I'm a fan of the good old fashioned limerick version of GOWL....

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

A thunderc##t

Ya knobgoblin

Ya bleedin washer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NumbNuts is one i came across recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see a trend hmmm....

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Window licker ( this covers most Yanks who wear red caps on line these days,)

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Fucktard."

My fave !

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Window licker ( this covers most Yanks who wear red caps on line these days,) "

I only heard this for the first time about 5 years ago

A bus came along full of mentally disabled people going to a special needs school beside the site I was visiting

One of the men on the site said it very loud and got fucked out of it by someone beside him

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Window licker ( this covers most Yanks who wear red caps on line these days,)

I only heard this for the first time about 5 years ago

A bus came along full of mentally disabled people going to a special needs school beside the site I was visiting

One of the men on the site said it very loud and got fucked out of it by someone beside him "

it's vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geebag is one of the greats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A right Gobshite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karen seems to be the new one that is doing the rounds online.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Karen seems to be the new one that is doing the rounds online."

Unless your name is actually Karen.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Karen seems to be the new one that is doing the rounds online.

Unless your name is actually Karen.

Yeah. It must suck for people called Karen these days.

But then again, people have been calling their kids names like Dick and Willy for generations and it mustn't affect them that much, cuz I've never met a Willy that I didnt like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amadàn as irish as it gets"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Streel of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Streel of piss"

Must be confined to Kerry

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

Heard an Ulster Scots one the other day .... Glipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once introduced to an older woman in a shop by an older sister, she introduced me as the youngest (theres 9 in my family). Anyway the aul one was only happy to tell me I was the leavings of an aul mans bag

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I was once introduced to an older woman in a shop by an older sister, she introduced me as the youngest (theres 9 in my family). Anyway the aul one was only happy to tell me I was the leavings of an aul mans bag

Pmsl

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By *urious g300Man
over a year ago

Galway

Lubber

Village idiot

Ludrecaun

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By *eepimpactMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Needle dick

Shit for brains

Fuck face

Empty head

Useless prick

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By *itKerryMaleMan
over a year ago

kerry

Cockmonger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C you next Tuesday

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By *anFromMarsMan
over a year ago

North

Shit for brains

Wankstain

Toerag

Geebag

When driving the old classic mother fucker tends to cum out a lot...but its all about way you say it lol

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By *eepimpactMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Shit for brains

Wankstain

Toerag

Geebag

When driving the old classic mother fucker tends to cum out a lot...but its all about way you say it lol

The delivery of that line is critical!

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