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"sound advice there " Suggest Congress is the greatest term for fancy a ride.... EVER ![]() | |||
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"sound advice there Suggest Congress is the greatest term for fancy a ride.... EVER ![]() telling ya. sounds rather delightful indeed | |||
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"This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for young modern men: “When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst male hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired hot wife does not want to queue for the bathroom, as she would have to do for her train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obviously man whorish (unless that’s her taste). If you need to apply face-cream or beard-rollers wait until she is asleep as this can be shocking to a lady last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your wife it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey her. If she feels that she needs to sleep immediately then so be it. Do not spend an hour nudging her in the back. In all things be led by your wife’s wishes. All things. Do not pressure her in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your wife suggest bumping uglies then agree gratefully all the while being mindful that a woman's satisfaction is more important than a man’s. When she reaches her moment of fulfilment a round of applause is encouraging to her and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Not that anyone cares. Should your wife suggest any of the more unusual practices thank your lucky stars that you found such a gem. It is likely that your wife will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and beard care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before she does in the morning. This will enable you to have her morning cup of tea ready when she awakes. ![]() ![]() Kaizer needs a time machine ![]() | |||
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"sound advice there Suggest Congress is the greatest term for fancy a ride.... EVER ![]() That would be easier than having to type "Fancy a fuck" All I'm going to send anymore is "Congress" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I mean, is it too much to ask really ![]() How do you think i snared himself ![]() | |||
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"I mean, is it too much to ask really ![]() ![]() They don’t make them like you anymore ![]() | |||
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"I mean, is it too much to ask really ![]() ![]() ![]() No harm in being an ould trad wife. But theres only ever gonna be one of me ![]() | |||
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"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent” Sweet Lord " Seems quite reasonable ![]() | |||
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"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent” Sweet Lord Seems quite reasonable ![]() It also seems incredibly unrealistic. A woman being silent? ![]() | |||
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"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent” Sweet Lord Seems quite reasonable ![]() ![]() Is there still only 3 women in Leitrim Mick? ![]() | |||
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"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent” Sweet Lord Seems quite reasonable ![]() ![]() ![]() Aye, but it feels like a lot more. ![]() | |||
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"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent” Sweet Lord Seems quite reasonable ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() They are sheep Michael! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent” Sweet Lord Seems quite reasonable ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sheep are just wonderful creatures. What other sexual partner could you eat without being locked up. ![]() | |||
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"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent” Sweet Lord Seems quite reasonable ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And they do register reluctance by remaining silent ![]() | |||
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"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent” Sweet Lord Seems quite reasonable ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah, they're not baaaaaa'aad like that ![]() | |||
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"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent” Sweet Lord Seems quite reasonable ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This is doing the rounds on various non-Fab platforms. Shiver me timbers how times have changed ![]() ![]() And the problem with this is............???? ![]() | |||
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"This is doing the rounds on various non-Fab platforms. Shiver me timbers how times have changed ![]() ![]() ![]() The problem with this is that it's not the law. ![]() | |||
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"She sounds a right goer...... Not!!! Maybe the hubbie is tired and just needs to lie and be serviced by her mouth.... Never thought of that did ya 1960s wife!! " That's in chapter 2 ![]() | |||
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"This is doing the rounds on various non-Fab platforms. Shiver me timbers how times have changed ![]() ![]() Holy guacamole! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This is doing the rounds on various non-Fab platforms. Shiver me timbers how times have changed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There would be little to no chance of you remaining silent eh Shhhhhmoker ![]() | |||
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"This is doing the rounds on various non-Fab platforms. Shiver me timbers how times have changed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Kaizer, what exactly are you suggesting? Am I too loud or talking too much? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Kaizer, what exactly are you suggesting? Am I too loud or talking too much? ![]() ![]() Both! In equal measures ![]() | |||
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"Kaizer, what exactly are you suggesting? Am I too loud or talking too much? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Kaizer, what exactly are you suggesting? Am I too loud or talking too much? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He does have a point to be fair ![]() | |||
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"Kaizer, what exactly are you suggesting? Am I too loud or talking too much? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"GP & Kaizer there will be a sweet revenge ![]() ![]() Smokey, please show any reluctance by remaining silent! ![]() | |||
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" Smokey, please show any reluctance by remaining silent! ![]() Kaizer, I think you should have to take an advice from Mr Right ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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