FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies give a little it will help a lot

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies of Fab I beseech you please find it in your hearts to open your legs for the poor neglected men of Fab. If a guy messages to say he's passing through your area please freshen yourself up don some stockings and send him your Eircode. If a guy with a blank profile wants you to add him on Snapchat so you can watch him knock one off politely make your excuses at work so he can have some instant gratification. If you get a message saying he can accommodate in his car take him up on his kind offer and offer to bring a friend. Men of Fab have being rejected for far too long Give a little it could help a lot. Some Men can't deal with the pain of deleted messages getting blocked so please find it in your hearts and your vaginas to say Yes .Just one blowjob to a random stranger in his wives Toyota Corolla could ease the suffering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

Bahahaha ive a Toyota Carolla!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it Rosebush

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By *edro50Man
over a year ago

enniskillen

Lol hallelujah sister!if you ever want to become a TD I would vote for you on the changes you propose!xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *exysam and StuartCouple
over a year ago

over the hills and far away

Rosy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bahahahahaaahhaah.

Rosy you're a hoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha! Well said Rosy

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

how could i have been so selfish to these poor men. I will go hang my head in shame

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Spat my cuppa tae out reading that funny as fuk......not happening but still so so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a 'cunny' plan men....be careful !

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

"Ladies of Fab I beseech you please find it in your hearts to open your legs for the poor neglected men of Fab. If a guy messages to say he's passing through your area please freshen yourself up don some stockings and send him your Eircode. If a guy with a blank profile wants you to add him on Snapchat so you can watch him knock one off politely make your excuses at work so he can have some instant gratification. If you get a message saying he can accommodate in his car take him up on his kind offer and offer to bring a friend. Men of Fab have being rejected for far too long Give a little it could help a lot. Some Men can't deal with the pain of deleted messages getting blocked so please find it in your hearts and your vaginas to say Yes .Just one blowjob to a random stranger in his wives Toyota Corolla could ease the suffering."
the car in front is a Toyota

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By *nd_then_sheWoman
over a year ago

cork

Hahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally someone on our level

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By *edro50Man
over a year ago

enniskillen

"Its a 'cunny' plan men....be careful ! "

I love it I thought I was the only one who used the word"cunny" so cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"how could i have been so selfish to these poor men. I will go hang my head in shame"

About time this important issue was highlighted so we can address it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well when you put it that way..

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I smell a trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose is you wanted to be a real pet you could bring a large flask of tae and a bag of ham sandwiches!

BJ... Tae... BJ...Tae...BJ and so on

How accommodating!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rose is you wanted to be a real pet you could bring a large flask of tae and a bag of ham sandwiches!

BJ... Tae... BJ...Tae...BJ and so on

How accommodating!

I bring Milf and cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose is you wanted to be a real pet you could bring a large flask of tae and a bag of ham sandwiches!

BJ... Tae... BJ...Tae...BJ and so on

How accommodating!

Plus a few biscuits.. Maybe a head rub when you are feeling tired too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose is you wanted to be a real pet you could bring a large flask of tae and a bag of ham sandwiches!

BJ... Tae... BJ...Tae...BJ and so on

How accommodating!

I bring Milf and cookies

There ya go!

Would you be looking to keep the ejaculate or just suck n go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose is you wanted to be a real pet you could bring a large flask of tae and a bag of ham sandwiches!

BJ... Tae... BJ...Tae...BJ and so on

How accommodating!

Plus a few biscuits.. Maybe a head rub when you are feeling tired too.. "

Kaizer would treat you to not one but two Viscounts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm be more inclined if it was a volkswagen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose is you wanted to be a real pet you could bring a large flask of tae and a bag of ham sandwiches!

BJ... Tae... BJ...Tae...BJ and so on

How accommodating!

Plus a few biscuits.. Maybe a head rub when you are feeling tired too..

Kaizer would treat you to not one but two Viscounts!

Im on my way

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I smell a trap

Na, nothing suspicious about it, imagine gingerbread for everyone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is brilliant bravo

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm be more inclined if it was a volkswagen

What about something else say a volvo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm be more inclined if it was a volkswagen

What about something else say a volvo

May need something else to sweeten the deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose is you wanted to be a real pet you could bring a large flask of tae and a bag of ham sandwiches!

BJ... Tae... BJ...Tae...BJ and so on

How accommodating!

Plus a few biscuits.. Maybe a head rub when you are feeling tired too..

Kaizer would treat you to not one but two Viscounts!

Im on my way

Good girl

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm be more inclined if it was a volkswagen

What about something else say a volvo

May need something else to sweeten the deal "

Cake

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By *ohn400Man
over a year ago

Dublin or anywhere

Rosy..i will be passing thro kildare later today can you be ready about 5pm ?

a red toyota !!

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By *edro50Man
over a year ago

enniskillen

"I'm be more inclined if it was a volkswagen

What about something else say a volvo

May need something else to sweeten the deal "

What about a Renault?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm be more inclined if it was a volkswagen

What about something else say a volvo

May need something else to sweeten the deal

Cake

Oh now you know I'll do anything for cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard to bate a Toyota

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"I smell a trap

Na, nothing suspicious about it, imagine gingerbread for everyone....

I’ll just follow the trail of breadcrumbs

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm be more inclined if it was a volkswagen

What about something else say a volvo

May need something else to sweeten the deal

Cake

Oh now you know I'll do anything for cake

Definitely bringing one to Sligo the next time I'm up that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About time someone said it, fair play rosy, when your right your right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm be more inclined if it was a volkswagen

What about something else say a volvo

May need something else to sweeten the deal

Cake

Oh now you know I'll do anything for cake

Definitely bringing one to Sligo the next time I'm up that way "

Woohoo finally my plan has worked

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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago

Middle Earth

Home all day... Who wants my eircode?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Home all day... Who wants my eircode? "

Middle Earths a bit tricky with no dragons flying at the moment

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By *iver80Man
over a year ago

south side ,

Well done rosey about time hahaha ..

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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago

Middle Earth

"Home all day... Who wants my eircode?

Middle Earths a bit tricky with no dragons flying at the moment "

Awww shucks and I only moved last night

... My fab timing is just terrible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies if you can't accommodate all the many guy's that want to fuck you then I recommend some positive reinforcement when replying. I suggest something like your monster cock is way too big for me or I am way too ugly for you and you wouldn't look twice at me in a nightclub. Don't let men of Fab suffer from the stigma and shame of rejection.

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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago

Middle Earth

"Ladies if you can't accommodate all the many guy's that want to fuck you then I recommend some positive reinforcement when replying. I suggest something like your monster cock is way too big for me or I am way too ugly for you and you wouldn't look twice at me in a nightclub. Don't let men of Fab suffer from the stigma and shame of rejection. "

You are just such a fountain of knowledge, I've been doing this all wrong

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Has the world ended?!? Are we in purgatory or how come the attitude towards men on fab has just flipped?!?

I like this purgatory, what’s the catch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a copy and paste job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my toyota Corolla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's our duty as women of Fab to please every random guy here at their command

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please give what you can to the Dial a Ride Charity. Every minute on Fab some poor man is getting turned down by a lady. Let's make this injustice stop.

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By *witchcarlosccsMan
over a year ago

dublin

I hadn't read so much sarcasm together for a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah.

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By *adylaceWoman
over a year ago

Waterford City

Best Post on fab in a long time. Thanks for the laughs Rosy. I shall adjust my behaviour straight away.

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Rosy, your ideas intrigue me and I’d like to subscribe to your news letter so my education and enlightenment may continue

Bea

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By *uckypuppy007Woman
over a year ago

dublin

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By *uckypuppy007Woman
over a year ago

dublin

fair play Rosy, its very important we are kept in check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down with that sort of thing!

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Actually think this is the best forum post we've seen since joining

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By *uess.who30Man
over a year ago

Galway/Dublin/London

LMAO!

... thats the Rosey I know and adore! Hahaha

Honestly made my day with this post haha

RoseyRedLips... aka... The Witt of the West

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

Rose for Dáil Éireann....

Getting the jobs done....

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Rose for Dáil Éireann....

Getting the jobs done.... "
Rosy for pin up on all our walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosy, you seem a lovely caring considerate lady towards us males. Are there more with qualities like you on Fab? Always love your posts here and elsewhere. Take care lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If this awareness campaign even gets one random blank profile a handjob I will be happy

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

So overall your having a good day then

I suppose its not the right time to promote my €1 for a virtual kiss or hug fund so I can take one of you special ladies out on a date also the if you want the real thing there is no extra charge

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

Absolutely brilliant rosy lol

I myself have been awful to the men of fab! I will stop saying no to car and lorry sex from this moment on! Never mind ive 2 discs out in my back that it would probably land me in hospital! From now on il work around that for those " in my area"

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By *ol_ieMan
over a year ago

Dublin west

See this is the kind do attitude we need in this country right now...

When the going gets rough the best step up to be counted..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely brilliant rosy lol

With that can do attitude we could have had the two truckers yesterday when we were having our coffee

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"Absolutely brilliant rosy lol

With that can do attitude we could have had the two truckers yesterday when we were having our coffee

Im nothing but can do hunni

Next one il let you take first call on what trucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely brilliant rosy lol

With that can do attitude we could have had the two truckers yesterday when we were having our coffee

Im nothing but can do hunni

Next one il let you take first call on what trucker!

Those pesky truckers, they’re just so....... articulated

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Rosy..i will be passing thro kildare later today can you be ready about 5pm ?

a red toyota !!"

U do know its against gov guidelines to stop in kildare at this point on time

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"Absolutely brilliant rosy lol

With that can do attitude we could have had the two truckers yesterday when we were having our coffee

Im nothing but can do hunni

Next one il let you take first call on what trucker!

Those pesky truckers, they’re just so....... articulated

Laughed out loud at that lol.

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