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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would be the first thing you would do.

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By *lavemale66Man
over a year ago

Carlow


"What would be the first thing you would do. "

Get a new house built.

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By *anKinkyMan
over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon

Probably say to myself sorted

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By *exyDownUnderWoman
over a year ago

Westmeath

Write a resignation letter for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it a secret

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By *avana_oh_na_naWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Keep it a secret "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would be the first thing you would do. "

Buy my way out of Kildare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Knowing my luck I'd probably get a heart attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knowing my luck I'd probably get a heart attack "

And end up on a trolley in HSE Emergency Department. I would pass on a lottery win if that were to happen to me. Also imagine all the crawlers who would appear out of nowhere hanging out on your coatails looking for freebies. Not for me thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a party

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

Get some coaching on how to post new forum threads that don’t lead to acrimony and bitterness...

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By *avana_oh_na_naWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Get some coaching on how to post new forum threads that don’t lead to acrimony and bitterness... "

Some coaching on letting things go would probably help too

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Get some coaching on how to post new forum threads that don’t lead to acrimony and bitterness...

Some coaching on letting things go would probably help too "

Hey! I have no problem letting things.... oh, wait...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep it a secret "

From what I have read about the pressures on big winners this one is very important.

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

I would send everyone I know a picture of the cheque.

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

Buy the site!

I fancy being admin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanish we would at first

Contact the loyal ones and employ them on retainer and remove obstacles to celebrate and share with us

Create something really cool for this community and bring it out of the shadows

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Buy the site!

I fancy being admin "

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Move somewhere hot and open a bar

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"Vanish we would at first

Contact the loyal ones and employ them on retainer and remove obstacles to celebrate and share with us

Create something really cool for this community and bring it out of the shadows

"

There's a few small islands around the world that could be bought and turned into a swingers paradise

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

have a cup of tea to calm the nerves to ring the lottery hq and make sure im not dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would be the first thing you would do. "

Cry ...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I would send everyone I know a picture of the cheque."

That's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly, hire Brad Pitt as a body double to go to Lotto HQ to collect said winnings (somewhere in the region of €85,000,000)!

Then, purchase a small Polynesian island like Motu Matatahi. Build a highly secured armoured compound with high level security and its own private airstrip.

Lay low for a few months and after Kaizer becomes bffs with Elon Musk the Manbeasts life long dream of a KFFF in space will happen

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"I would send everyone I know a picture of the cheque.

That's brilliant "

with a message underneath saying youre not getting any lol

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I was down in Skibbereen last year and out of curiosity I checked property on Daft and saw there were a few islands for sale off the coast and some looked amazing. So I buy one of those, my own little kingdom.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"I was down in Skibbereen last year and out of curiosity I checked property on Daft and saw there were a few islands for sale off the coast and some looked amazing. So I buy one of those, my own little kingdom. "

prepare to be invaded

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Firstly, hire Brad Pitt as a body double to go to Lotto HQ to collect said winnings (somewhere in the region of €85,000,000)!

Then, purchase a small Polynesian island like Motu Matatahi. Build a highly secured armoured compound with high level security and its own private airstrip.

Lay low for a few months and after Kaizer becomes bffs with Elon Musk the Manbeasts life long dream of a KFFF in space will happen "

Not that you’ve given it any thought. At all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Firstly, hire Brad Pitt as a body double to go to Lotto HQ to collect said winnings (somewhere in the region of €85,000,000)!

Then, purchase a small Polynesian island like Motu Matatahi. Build a highly secured armoured compound with high level security and its own private airstrip.

Lay low for a few months and after Kaizer becomes bffs with Elon Musk the Manbeasts life long dream of a KFFF in space will happen

Not that you’ve given it any thought. At all "

Only 10 to 20 times a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh for a bit, then think about how it would change me and probably be a bit crazy with family holidays and friends holidays and few people's mortgages paid. Then deffo have a week away and end up like The Hangover movie in Vegas with drinks, more and sex! Then back home to the normality of trying to live a normal ish life with loads of money.

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

I'd draw up a syndicate agreement with friends and family so I could give them a few bob tax free.

I'd ring AIB n then them I don't need that mortgage now.

I'd buy gold as an investment as opposed to investing it anywhere else.

Do a bit of travelling.

And I'd hire more staff so I've to work less hours but I'd continue in business.

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I wouldn’t tell a soul but would secretly pay off family member mortgages. I’d buy the most obscenely massive diamond ring and a phillipe patrek watch for myself along with a little holiday home abroad. I’d keep some cash in the bank for handiness and the rest I would use to buy gold to bury in the back garden

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"I was down in Skibbereen last year and out of curiosity I checked property on Daft and saw there were a few islands for sale off the coast and some looked amazing. So I buy one of those, my own little kingdom.

prepare to be invaded "

The door would always be open for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put the kettle on"

This...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I was down in Skibbereen last year and out of curiosity I checked property on Daft and saw there were a few islands for sale off the coast and some looked amazing. So I buy one of those, my own little kingdom.

prepare to be invaded

The door would always be open for you. "

Front or back door?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"What would be the first thing you would do.

Buy my way out of Kildare "

My warehouse straddles the border between Dublin and Kildare

I feel like one of those cattle smuggling farmers in the north

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"I was down in Skibbereen last year and out of curiosity I checked property on Daft and saw there were a few islands for sale off the coast and some looked amazing. So I buy one of those, my own little kingdom.

prepare to be invaded

The door would always be open for you.

Front or back door? "

I haven’t decided yet

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

Buy everyone here a drink of course

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Shhhhhhhh my lips would be sealed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surgery take an inch or two off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy everyone here a drink of course "

Cheers honk

Kaizer would like a Henri Dudognon Cognac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faint

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Faint "

While clasping the ticket tightly in your hands or bra ....where ever is safest

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By *uttingstagsMan
over a year ago

Navan

Ring the local Mercedes garage to order a bling free G-wagen, colour unimportant, and fuck off on a few weeks of a driving trip around the more remote parts of Europe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ring the local Mercedes garage to order a bling free G-wagen, colour unimportant, and fuck off on a few weeks of a driving trip around the more remote parts of Europe."

Similarly, I would buy a tasty GT and spend a few months in the US driving from state to state and seeing the sights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would hire a pa to sort out all the mail on here and another person to work the delete button both would be cute aswell xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a poolboy

I might even get a pool too, who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....and a cleaning lady for me...

Lee

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"....and a cleaning lady for me...

Lee "

Are you that dirty or do you mean for the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....and a cleaning lady for me...

Lee

Are you that dirty or do you mean for the house "

No cleaning required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....and a cleaning lady for me...

Lee

Are you that dirty or do you mean for the house

No cleaning required "

But I am a dirty fcuker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lodge it to my current asshole of a bank...then go in 5 days later and tell them I want a draft for it made payable to a competitor bank...the bell end of a manager that crucified me during the recession would have a fucking stroke on the spot.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

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By *zn marriedMan
over a year ago

GLASGOW

bigger house n loats of servants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lodge it to my current asshole of a bank...then go in 5 days later and tell them I want a draft for it made payable to a competitor bank...the bell end of a manager that crucified me during the recession would have a fucking stroke on the spot. "

I like the sound of that.... but part of the problem today is that most bank officials are now public servants who don't answer to real shareholders anymore so do they really give a fcuk about your money

Lee

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Lodge it to my current asshole of a bank...then go in 5 days later and tell them I want a draft for it made payable to a competitor bank...the bell end of a manager that crucified me during the recession would have a fucking stroke on the spot.

I like the sound of that.... but part of the problem today is that most bank officials are now public servants who don't answer to real shareholders anymore so do they really give a fcuk about your money

Lee"

And you’ll be charged lots for lodging and moving that kinda money so the bank are getting paid anyway.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women "

Most interesting idea so far

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By *zn marriedMan
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far "

Agreed ??

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ?? "

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums "

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums "

Hopefully they'll do a better job than his did

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password "

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve"

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer "

My G string section

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By *eminexWoman
over a year ago

some where in outer space

Buy myself a fuck machine

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny


"Buy myself a fuck machine "

The cowgirl or the impacter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section "

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen "

What do you think those tunnels on Spike Island are for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen

What do you think those tunnels on Spike Island are for? "

Narcotics or refugees!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen "

It’s better to be safe than sorry.

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By *zn marriedMan
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen

It’s better to be safe than sorry. "

So true

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen

It’s better to be safe than sorry. "

did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen

It’s better to be safe than sorry.

did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?"

Oooh you can really sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen

It’s better to be safe than sorry.

did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?"

You can either sing or whack off on Whitneys bed?!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen

It’s better to be safe than sorry.

did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?"

No, you can be the leader. That puts you in the G spot, hopefully I’ll be able to find you in an emergency

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen

It’s better to be safe than sorry.

did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?

No, you can be the leader. That puts you in the G spot, hopefully I’ll be able to find you in an emergency "

You've got her right where she wants you

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen

It’s better to be safe than sorry.

did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?

No, you can be the leader. That puts you in the G spot, hopefully I’ll be able to find you in an emergency "

youre going into dangerous territory there with the G spot. Could be impossible to find. maybe it be better if you were just handcuffed to me. obviously not while you are on the toilet

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen

It’s better to be safe than sorry.

did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?

No, you can be the leader. That puts you in the G spot, hopefully I’ll be able to find you in an emergency

youre going into dangerous territory there with the G spot. Could be impossible to find. maybe it be better if you were just handcuffed to me. obviously not while you are on the toilet "

A good long chain. If I tug 3 times I’m in danger and 4 times if I’m out of big roll.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen

It’s better to be safe than sorry.

did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?

No, you can be the leader. That puts you in the G spot, hopefully I’ll be able to find you in an emergency

youre going into dangerous territory there with the G spot. Could be impossible to find. maybe it be better if you were just handcuffed to me. obviously not while you are on the toilet

A good long chain. If I tug 3 times I’m in danger and 4 times if I’m out of big roll. "

and any other further tugs are signs for you to be left alone

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen

It’s better to be safe than sorry.

did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?

No, you can be the leader. That puts you in the G spot, hopefully I’ll be able to find you in an emergency

youre going into dangerous territory there with the G spot. Could be impossible to find. maybe it be better if you were just handcuffed to me. obviously not while you are on the toilet

A good long chain. If I tug 3 times I’m in danger and 4 times if I’m out of big roll.

and any other further tugs are signs for you to be left alone "

That’s what the rest of the elite guard are for

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women

Most interesting idea so far

Agreed ??

I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums

You've must a lot of thought into this Ger

How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password

I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve

They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer

My G string section

They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen

It’s better to be safe than sorry.

did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?

No, you can be the leader. That puts you in the G spot, hopefully I’ll be able to find you in an emergency

youre going into dangerous territory there with the G spot. Could be impossible to find. maybe it be better if you were just handcuffed to me. obviously not while you are on the toilet

A good long chain. If I tug 3 times I’m in danger and 4 times if I’m out of big roll.

and any other further tugs are signs for you to be left alone

That’s what the rest of the elite guard are for"

You are plumbing the depths today

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Buy myself a villa in Majorca overlooking the sea with a large outdoor pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it secret and move away

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By *asterandhissparklesCouple
over a year ago

tipperary


"What would be the first thing you would do. "

Buy houses and quit my job. I will be able to live with the rents and stil have shit load of cash for everything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy myself a villa in Majorca overlooking the sea with a large outdoor pool."

This, this and this again. Bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy an apartment in a naturist area in Spain, donate to a few charities, by a house here so have somewhere to stay when I come home from spain once a year

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Buy an apartment in a naturist area in Spain, donate to a few charities, by a house here so have somewhere to stay when I come home from spain once a year "

Will you take in guests to your naturist villa

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over a year ago


"Buy an apartment in a naturist area in Spain, donate to a few charities, by a house here so have somewhere to stay when I come home from spain once a year

Will you take in guests to your naturist villa "

As long as they prepared to be naked all the time

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

My wife asked last week what I'd do about all the begging letters if we won the lotto...I said I'd keep sending them!!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Buy an apartment in a naturist area in Spain, donate to a few charities, by a house here so have somewhere to stay when I come home from spain once a year

Will you take in guests to your naturist villa

As long as they prepared to be naked all the time "

When in Vera Playa the clothes stay in the suitcase

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By *ttephenMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I would travel the world in style wasting millions on unnecessary stuff put the rest in a high interest account and live a good and find a few things to keep me interested for day to day stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay off my parents mortgage and then buy myself a house in Italy and another in donegal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Book into a top hotel in the countryside for a few days and celebrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would be the first thing you would do. "
collect money

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By *ours2019Man
over a year ago

Cork


"What would be the first thing you would do. "

Hire a few lady and ts escorts for a few days

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