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By *verage Joe Black OP   Man
over a year ago

Border Area

Does anyone remember the episode of Friends where Monica and Chandler got engaged and Monicas parents wanted to put a picture of them in the local paper? But Chandler was camera allergic and couldn't force a smile for a picture so after many hilarious attempts at a smile which ranged from shambolic to demonic, they subbed in Joey.

I can empathise. I just can't smile in a pic, so any face photo I have looks like I'm either clinically depressed or a potential psycho killer. When I know a camera is on me and I try for the smile it ends up looking like a cross between a grimace and a situation where a Jack Russell has unexpectedly jumped up between my legs and plunged its teeth into my left testicle at the moment someone had a camera pointed at me.

Needless to say when it comes to exchanging the dreaded face pic with a potential match it causes some temporary anxiety.

Anyone else face this or a similar problem? And would it have happened at all if the Jack Russell had just been kept on a leash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't exchange face pics, if people aren't happy with that, we won't be meeting.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I think we’re all like that OP or maybe I’m just as weird as you

My face is much better with a natural laugh than a forced smile (grimace)

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I've got a head like a constipated tomato so regardless of how the pic is taken it always looks like my head has been superimposed onto someone else's body as body and head are different colours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always hated having my photo taken and usually shy away when someone turns a camera on me. I’ve deleted Aloy more fave pics than the ones I’ve uploaded.

You could always follow that example OP and start sending Joeys face in future.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Couldn't take a good photo of my face to save my life.

It doesn't help that I have a face that only my mother could love but I once had a professional photographer take my picture for a trade magazine and exhibition and thats on my phone

It's the first professional photograph I've had since my black and white school communion photo.

In fairness a few teeth are missing in that one so this one is definitely better.

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Hate my face pics. My smile looks soooo fake.

I tend not to smile so. And then some dumb shit tells me to "smile!". Grrrrrr......

MsD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never send face pics but I feel your pain. Can't take a good pic at all. I talk, move, blink etc at the wrong time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else face this or a similar problem?"

No never

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By *verage Joe Black OP   Man
over a year ago

Border Area

So it’s not just me then

Kaiser: you should start pimping yourself out to teach people the subtle art of camera majiggery.

Actually: We should wear a mask, take the pic and blame it all on covid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer: you should start pimping yourself out to teach people the subtle art of camera majiggery "

Naaah

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I have yet to figure out how muster any semblance of normality in photos. I dread having my photo taken. As for selfies, don’t even ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supposedly, the trick is to wait until the very last second before the click to form a smile and look at the camera.

When you are in the process of forming a smile, it looks way more natural then smiling, and then trying to freeze your face like that for the pic

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Absolutely hate taking face pics I think I must be the most unphotogenic person alive

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Absolutely hate taking face pics I think I must be the most unphotogenic person alive "

In fairness you're alright

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Thought this was a bukkake thread

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I tried it once, cost me a phone

So nope never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate getting my picture taken I always end up with a chandler smile

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Thought this was a bukkake thread "

Smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Hate taking face photos . The shock I get when the phone camera is turned the wrong way and I see my face unexpectedly puts me off

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By *r_mrs_studmuffinCouple
over a year ago

narnia

I must be the most unphotogenic person ever!!, if I try to smile pose etc I end up looking like a constipated resting bitch face fool

I never give out photos much prefer to meet in person xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan of taking a face pic, hate my smile, was at dentist few weeks ago , he asked me to smile I starting crying and told him I don't smile. Poor man didn't know what to say

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Can I genuinely say that I've seen a fair few faces of the people on this thread.

People none of ye fell out of the ugly tree

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By *parklySassWoman
over a year ago

Sassville

Very rarely send out or take face pics.....I want people to talk to me not runnnnnnn!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was a bukkake thread "

Pure filth,lol

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Did you ever try with the Jack Russell going for the right ball?

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By *verage Joe Black OP   Man
over a year ago

Border Area


"Did you ever try with the Jack Russell going for the right ball? "

It was tough enough to train him to sit...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Did you ever try with the Jack Russell going for the right ball?

It was tough enough to train him to sit... "

Ok then try the 'dream' filter in photoshop express, it fluffs and soften up everything to an angel like look. All wrinkles gone in a split second and even your grimace will turn into a sweet sugary smile.

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By *verage Joe Black OP   Man
over a year ago

Border Area


"Did you ever try with the Jack Russell going for the right ball?

It was tough enough to train him to sit...

Ok then try the 'dream' filter in photoshop express, it fluffs and soften up everything to an angel like look. All wrinkles gone in a split second and even your grimace will turn into a sweet sugary smile. "

Are you giving away trade secrets DH..? Lol

Ok, that’s me sorted: now what about the Jack Russell..?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Did you ever try with the Jack Russell going for the right ball?

It was tough enough to train him to sit...

Ok then try the 'dream' filter in photoshop express, it fluffs and soften up everything to an angel like look. All wrinkles gone in a split second and even your grimace will turn into a sweet sugary smile.

Are you giving away trade secrets DH..? Lol

Ok, that’s me sorted: now what about the Jack Russell..? "

Ahhh no, I couldn't use that filter, I wouldn't get away with an angel like face.

Put some wipped cream on your balls and hopefully the Russell will lick you instead.

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By *erYnnMan
over a year ago

Drogheda


"Does anyone remember the episode of Friends where Monica and Chandler got engaged and Monicas parents wanted to put a picture of them in the local paper? But Chandler was camera allergic and couldn't force a smile for a picture so after many hilarious attempts at a smile which ranged from shambolic to demonic, they subbed in Joey.

I can empathise. I just can't smile in a pic, so any face photo I have looks like I'm either clinically depressed or a potential psycho killer. When I know a camera is on me and I try for the smile it ends up looking like a cross between a grimace and a situation where a Jack Russell has unexpectedly jumped up between my legs and plunged its teeth into my left testicle at the moment someone had a camera pointed at me.

Needless to say when it comes to exchanging the dreaded face pic with a potential match it causes some temporary anxiety.

Anyone else face this or a similar problem? And would it have happened at all if the Jack Russell had just been kept on a leash? "

Reckon most of us are the same...

I simply try to imagine something funny in the past while talking a picture...

Probably works well for 2 out of 5 snaps taken...

Hope this helps...

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