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By *verage Joe Black OP   Man
over a year ago

Border Area

Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husbands help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter!

I am 32 and my husband is 34 and the neighbours daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they have been having an affair for the past 6 months. He won't talk about it or go to counselling and I am devastated, humiliated, angry. I need advice urgently. Can you help please?

Sincerely, Sheila.

Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no dirt in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.

If none of these approaches solves the problem it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the fuel injectors. If in doubt, find a qualified mechanic or reputable garage to investigate.

I hope this helps,

John

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husbands help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter!

I am 32 and my husband is 34 and the neighbours daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they have been having an affair for the past 6 months. He won't talk about it or go to counselling and I am devastated, humiliated, angry. I need advice urgently. Can you help please?

Sincerely, Sheila.

Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no dirt in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.

If none of these approaches solves the problem it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the fuel injectors. If in doubt, find a qualified mechanic or reputable garage to investigate.

I hope this helps,

John"

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Dear Sheila,

Could you please ensure servicing is carried out on a more regular basis.

This will prevent these problems in the future.

Yours sincerely,

Joseph White

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husbands help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter!

I am 32 and my husband is 34 and the neighbours daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they have been having an affair for the past 6 months. He won't talk about it or go to counselling and I am devastated, humiliated, angry. I need advice urgently. Can you help please?

Sincerely, Sheila.

Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no dirt in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.

If none of these approaches solves the problem it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the fuel injectors. If in doubt, find a qualified mechanic or reputable garage to investigate.

I hope this helps,

John"

Lol...now thats a good one

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Welcome back Joe x

Ps in johns defence Sheila didn’t specify which problem she wanted help with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husbands help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter!

I am 32 and my husband is 34 and the neighbours daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they have been having an affair for the past 6 months. He won't talk about it or go to counselling and I am devastated, humiliated, angry. I need advice urgently. Can you help please?

Sincerely, Sheila.

Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no dirt in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.

If none of these approaches solves the problem it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the fuel injectors. If in doubt, find a qualified mechanic or reputable garage to investigate.

I hope this helps,

John"

Cracking up here .. Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best yet hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the most accurate thing I've ever seen on the Internet.

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By *r_mrs_studmuffinCouple
over a year ago

narnia


"Dear Sheila,

Could you please ensure servicing is carried out on a more regular basis.

This will prevent these problems in the future.

Yours sincerely,

Joseph White "
Dear Joseph,

Thank you for taking the time to reply.

While I can assure you that there was regular services carried out, it didn't seem to prevent the problems I encountered.

It seems regular servicing won't prevent this from happening in the future.

Hence I have decided to trade in for a younger more reliable model.

Kindest regards

Sheila

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

because we are idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great advice

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre


"Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husbands help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter!

I am 32 and my husband is 34 and the neighbours daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they have been having an affair for the past 6 months. He won't talk about it or go to counselling and I am devastated, humiliated, angry. I need advice urgently. Can you help please?

Sincerely, Sheila.

Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no dirt in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.

If none of these approaches solves the problem it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the fuel injectors. If in doubt, find a qualified mechanic or reputable garage to investigate.

I hope this helps,

John"

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husbands help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter!

I am 32 and my husband is 34 and the neighbours daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they have been having an affair for the past 6 months. He won't talk about it or go to counselling and I am devastated, humiliated, angry. I need advice urgently. Can you help please?

Sincerely, Sheila.

Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no dirt in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.

If none of these approaches solves the problem it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the fuel injectors. If in doubt, find a qualified mechanic or reputable garage to investigate.

I hope this helps,

John

"

It seems its time to trade her in for a newer model !!

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