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Does the bitch need pumping any night ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No you immature boy child I certainly don’t

What sort of planet are these twits on ?

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Can drill a hole all night long.Or have it jack hammered.

Usually fuck in nightclubs left right and centre.Dick hasnt done many miles this last couple of months.... very charming gent

Their mammys dropped them on their heads for sure.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally lol classic opener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Literally lol classic opener "

You even says pumping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Literally lol classic opener

You even says pumping?"

Not my words...

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

lawd how could you have not wanted to jump his bones immediately after that message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Literally lol classic opener

You even says pumping?

Not my words..."

I know

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"No you immature boy child I certainly don’t

What sort of planet are these twits on ?"

We blocked the fucktard too when he sent that. Also told to to cut his pubes as it wasn’t the 70s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No you immature boy child I certainly don’t

What sort of planet are these twits on ?

We blocked the fucktard too when he sent that. Also told to to cut his pubes as it wasn’t the 70s."

A right bush was it?

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Maybe he was on about tyres

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"No you immature boy child I certainly don’t

What sort of planet are these twits on ?

We blocked the fucktard too when he sent that. Also told to to cut his pubes as it wasn’t the 70s.

A right bush was it? "

It may have been a strategically grown spiders nest to provide a bit of cushion for his infamous pumping sessions.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"No you immature boy child I certainly don’t

What sort of planet are these twits on ?"

You got to pump it up

Don't you know? Pump it up

......oh sorry I thought it was a singsong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No you immature boy child I certainly don’t

What sort of planet are these twits on ?

We blocked the fucktard too when he sent that. Also told to to cut his pubes as it wasn’t the 70s."

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No you immature boy child I certainly don’t

What sort of planet are these twits on ?"

Jesus Mary and Joseph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No you immature boy child I certainly don’t

What sort of planet are these twits on ?

You got to pump it up

Don't you know? Pump it up

......oh sorry I thought it was a singsong "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One might assume his blow up bitch has a slow puncture and needs constant inflation.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"One might assume his blow up bitch has a slow puncture and needs constant inflation.

"

Brings a whole new meaning to going down on him

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"No you immature boy child I certainly don’t

What sort of planet are these twits on ?"

Ask him would he like it if some guy said that to his Mother, sister or maybe even his wife .

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By *un_guy_69Man
over a year ago

Limerick Tipp border


"

Ask him would he like it if some guy said that to his Mother, sister or maybe even his wife . "

The thing is idiots like him would probably think this kind of intro would be OK to family..

As already said must have been dropped on his head...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah yes I remember this fuck wit I told him his dick was too tiny to give my pussy a pumping. He was most offended. He sent the same inappropriate and offensive message to lots of people I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One might assume his blow up bitch has a slow puncture and needs constant inflation.

Brings a whole new meaning to going down on him "

Excellent

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

Ah here, you’re all very harsh. This was clearly a case of crossed communication wires.

The fella has a canine beastiality fetish, likes to mix it up in terms of the sex of the dog, knew the OP kept both sexes of greyhound and had a serious dose of the horn.

What’s the problem..?

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Oh we got that message too..

"Does the bitch want a pump some night this week?"

My other favourite one recently was..

"Would herself be interested in farting ping pong balls at us? First guy to catch it in their mouth gets to fuck for 5 minutes. Then back to the ping pong balls and go again?"

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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago

Middle Earth

I told him my bitch had been neutered. But there was no I'd let him near my dog, she deserves better.

Mrs.

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Oh we got that message too..

"Does the bitch want a pump some night this week?"

My other favourite one recently was..

"Would herself be interested in farting ping pong balls at us? First guy to catch it in their mouth gets to fuck for 5 minutes. Then back to the ping pong balls and go again?" "

Yeah, but it’s bound to be hard to fuck with a ping pong ball in your mouth. Your breathing would be all over the place and trying to talk dirty would just sound like you had a speech impediment. Amateurs. They hadn’t really thought that one through.

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Oh we got that message too..

"Does the bitch want a pump some night this week?"

My other favourite one recently was..

"Would herself be interested in farting ping pong balls at us? First guy to catch it in their mouth gets to fuck for 5 minutes. Then back to the ping pong balls and go again?"

Yeah, but it’s bound to be hard to fuck with a ping pong ball in your mouth. Your breathing would be all over the place and trying to talk dirty would just sound like you had a speech impediment. Amateurs. They hadn’t really thought that one through. "
and how can you shout BINGO when you have a full house. Rookie stuff.

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Oh we got that message too..

"Does the bitch want a pump some night this week?"

My other favourite one recently was..

"Would herself be interested in farting ping pong balls at us? First guy to catch it in their mouth gets to fuck for 5 minutes. Then back to the ping pong balls and go again?"

Yeah, but it’s bound to be hard to fuck with a ping pong ball in your mouth. Your breathing would be all over the place and trying to talk dirty would just sound like you had a speech impediment. Amateurs. They hadn’t really thought that one through. and how can you shout BINGO when you have a full house. Rookie stuff.

"

Well at least if the bingo ball machine broke down the caller would have a ready replacement with herself. Not sure what all the pensioners would make of where the balls were coming from though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh we got that message too..

"Does the bitch want a pump some night this week?"

My other favourite one recently was..

"Would herself be interested in farting ping pong balls at us? First guy to catch it in their mouth gets to fuck for 5 minutes. Then back to the ping pong balls and go again?" "

Always a classic...always a classic!

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Is this about a blow up doll.

Guys buys blow up doll. He gets it pumps it up uses it and next morning it's flat. He does this for a few days and gets frustrated. He takes it back to the shop and says to the shop owner this doll keeps going down on me every morning. The shop owner replies If I had known that I'd have charged you double.

Have a great bank holiday

Amy

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork


"Is this about a blow up doll.

Guys buys blow up doll. He gets it pumps it up uses it and next morning it's flat. He does this for a few days and gets frustrated. He takes it back to the shop and says to the shop owner this doll keeps going down on me every morning. The shop owner replies If I had known that I'd have charged you double.

Have a great bank holiday

Amy"

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