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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies...what's your preferred name for your lady parts?

Over the years I've been told not to call it one thing or another so just a curiosity question.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cunt "

Lol. I left that out on purpose

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

The toothless one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The toothless one lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitten..miaow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt, punani, vajayjay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One woman wanted me to call it her flower.

I get hay fever so stopped seeing her

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By *ubblegumandLimeCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Foof haha Mrs x

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By *ubblegumandLimeCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"One woman wanted me to call it her flower.

I get hay fever so stopped seeing her "

Lmao. Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ninnin

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

Mr calls it hoohaa

Id say fanny for pg chats and pussy for R rated moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fairy Mary lol

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By *ink GinWoman
over a year ago

dublin

Lady garden ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omg. So many I havnt heard in ages lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Omg. So many I havnt heard in ages lol"

So many I haven't seen in ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg. So many I havnt heard in ages lol

So many I haven't seen in ages "

I feel your pain brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own one I hasten to add..

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

Her crack

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"My fairy Mary lol

"

I've heard of a hairy Mary...has yours got little fairy lights

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By *ig Red300Woman
over a year ago

limerick

Lady bottom

Minnie

Nawnie

So many ,lol

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By *r x mrs rampantCouple
over a year ago

Mayo

The track of the hatchet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gash ..

Chopped liver..hate both names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fairy Mary lol

I've heard of a hairy Mary...has yours got little fairy lights "

It glows in the dark

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

What about plain ordinary your hole

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"My fairy Mary lol

I've heard of a hairy Mary...has yours got little fairy lights

It glows in the dark "

How bright could you read a book by it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fairy Mary lol

I've heard of a hairy Mary...has yours got little fairy lights

It glows in the dark

How bright could you read a book by it "

I'll check tonight and let u know

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Flange I always found

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flange I always found "

Front bottom ??? That’s a new ! But some girls are very sensitive wat you call there front bottom !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snatch "

Good movie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flange I always found

Front bottom ??? That’s a new ! But some girls are very sensitive wat you call there front bottom ! "

Sensitive to the point of taking offense some times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flange I always found

Front bottom ??? That’s a new ! But some girls are very sensitive wat you call there front bottom !

Sensitive to the point of taking offense some times."

If the topic comes up us men certainly don’t use the term “front bottom” but I might start !....cause yeah some are more then sensitive! To the point I was stopped in my tracks before ! To be fair she was nuts ! That’s not a great example

But you get me point

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Flange I always found

Front bottom ??? That’s a new ! But some girls are very sensitive wat you call there front bottom !

Sensitive to the point of taking offense some times.

If the topic comes up us men certainly don’t use the term “front bottom” but I might start !....cause yeah some are more then sensitive! To the point I was stopped in my tracks before ! To be fair she was nuts ! That’s not a great example

But you get me point "

Just call it MINE and see if they like that

To be fair, with the current squirting pandemic, some have to be treated as gently as a mine or they just explode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy, purse, dorkin, moosh or Molly lol

Daisy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pussy, purse, dorkin, moosh or Molly lol

Daisy"

Dorkin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no idea where I got dorkin but I used to call it that quite a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no idea where I got dorkin but I used to call it that quite a lot "
that sounds more like something you do to it then wat you would call it ?

Original I’ll give you that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no idea where I got dorkin but I used to call it that quite a lot "

Never heard that before..

But porkin the dorkin has a ring to it. Lol

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By *tevecabra7Man
over a year ago

cabra

Hoot and nanny. Minge. Box. Fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hoot and nanny. Minge. Box. Fanny."

Minge and box your walking on thin ice with them ones !!! Ha

Hoot & nanny tho ? That’s also new to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no idea where I got dorkin but I used to call it that quite a lot

Never heard that before..

But porkin the dorkin has a ring to it. Lol"

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By *hickerThanUrAverageCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Depends on who I was speaking to. In a sexual way I would use pussy, if talking to family friends I would say Minnie, foof or Mary

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By *hickerThanUrAverageCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"Depends on who I was speaking to. In a sexual way I would use pussy, if talking to family friends I would say Minnie, foof or Mary "

Oh and fanny! Mostly fanny come to think of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends on who I was speaking to. In a sexual way I would use pussy, if talking to family friends I would say Minnie, foof or Mary

Oh and fanny! Mostly fanny come to think of it "

Ah fanny...can't beat the old reliable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl cave ????

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Clunge"

-Jay Cartwright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch or Snook

If you add them together.... Snooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked with a few dubs before and "growler" was often used to describe said area

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

No one said gee yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm tryna be sexy I say pussy.

If I'm talking to family I say dookie

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Woman goes to doctor with embarassing problem. Drops her knickers and tells him to listen. He can clearly hear a high pitched whine and asks if it's coming from where he thinks it is? She said it was indeed and had started a few days before.

Doc was stumped and despite lots of googling and ringing other doctors still had no answer.

He was attending a medical conference the following day and asked permission to record it and get an opinion from a room full of experts.

Next day he stood on a podium and played his recording to the entire conference.

After a few moments one person raised his hand and said "sounds like some cunt whistling to me!"

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By *humper22Woman
over a year ago

waterford

Nunny

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Nunny "

First time ever hearing that name

Everyday a school day

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Woman goes to doctor with embarassing problem. Drops her knickers and tells him to listen. He can clearly hear a high pitched whine and asks if it's coming from where he thinks it is? She said it was indeed and had started a few days before.

Doc was stumped and despite lots of googling and ringing other doctors still had no answer.

He was attending a medical conference the following day and asked permission to record it and get an opinion from a room full of experts.

Next day he stood on a podium and played his recording to the entire conference.

After a few moments one person raised his hand and said "sounds like some cunt whistling to me!" "

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Vertical burger

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By *humper22Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"Nunny

First time ever hearing that name

Everyday a school day "

Have always called it that since I was a little girl

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Nunny

First time ever hearing that name

Everyday a school day

Have always called it that since I was a little girl "

Sure you're still only 5'4"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vertical burger "

You're banned.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Vertical burger

You're banned. "

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By *humper22Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"Nunny

First time ever hearing that name

Everyday a school day

Have always called it that since I was a little girl

Sure you're still only 5'4" "

Little pocket rocket me

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Vertical burger "

Seen a few pictures like that alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one said gee yet ?"

Lol haven't heard that in a while..

Foo foo..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny box

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"No one said gee yet ?

Lol haven't heard that in a while..

Foo foo.. "

"Don't mess with my foo foo..." to the tune of a Denise LaSalle song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i remember someone referring to it as a fuckhole before. he was all mouth no action though

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

Doot for everyday use.

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By *aneAndDave22Couple
over a year ago

Salllins

Refers to part of a lady garden....

Meat Curtains

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Vajajay

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By *rSlickMan
over a year ago

Dublin

No one mentioned pie..

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By *admontyMan
over a year ago

Newtownards

i heard someone refer to it as pink velvet sausage wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nunu or ladybum

But there are some more colourful names I've heard in both jest and anger !!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Bits"

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By *aneAndDave22Couple
over a year ago

Salllins

Wizard Sleeve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I should start a list. Lol

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

I'm surprised no body said axe wound yet.

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By *ercedes60Man
over a year ago

waterford

Growler ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Growler ??"

Definitely!

For a bird you pulled at the back of the chip shop at 3am with curry sauce splattered all over her mush

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I call her kitty

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby

Maybe a local name but common enough here is

Joot!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Maybe a local name but common enough here is

Joot!"

Iv never heard that one

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby


"Maybe a local name but common enough here is

Joot!

Iv never heard that one "

Really? Are you a county woman by chance? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snatch "

Never heard that one. lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Maybe a local name but common enough here is

Joot!

Iv never heard that one

Really? Are you a county woman by chance? Lol"

I am indeed

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby


"Maybe a local name but common enough here is

Joot!

Iv never heard that one

Really? Are you a county woman by chance? Lol

I am indeed "

Must be a city thing lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Maybe a local name but common enough here is

Joot!

Iv never heard that one

Really? Are you a county woman by chance? Lol

I am indeed

Must be a city thing lol"

Must be don’t hear it in south Derry anyway

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby


"Maybe a local name but common enough here is

Joot!

Iv never heard that one

Really? Are you a county woman by chance? Lol

I am indeed

Must be a city thing lol

Must be don’t hear it in south Derry anyway "

Ah jaysus sure youre more or less an antrim woman!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Maybe a local name but common enough here is

Joot!

Iv never heard that one

Really? Are you a county woman by chance? Lol

I am indeed

Must be a city thing lol

Must be don’t hear it in south Derry anyway

Ah jaysus sure youre more or less an antrim woman!"

never sure you might as well be from Donegal then

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby


"Maybe a local name but common enough here is

Joot!

Iv never heard that one

Really? Are you a county woman by chance? Lol

I am indeed

Must be a city thing lol

Must be don’t hear it in south Derry anyway

Ah jaysus sure youre more or less an antrim woman!

never sure you might as well be from Donegal then "

They wouldnt want me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair hatchet wound is one I've heard it being called not one id use myself now. It certainly wouldn't instil confidence for a potential meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muff , wee woman. X

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

my lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lawrence of Labia

The Notorious VAG

Vulvarine

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By *ingleStud85Man
over a year ago

Donegal

Gowl

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By *abfbswantfun420Couple
over a year ago

Home sweet home

Cum dump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey pot

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Virginia Vagina

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By *r_mrs_studmuffinCouple
over a year ago

narnia

Hooha xxx

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Cunt "

Oh God i hate that word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call it The Clam

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By *hickerThanUrAverageCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"Lawrence of Labia

The Notorious VAG

Vulvarine"

These are amazing!! hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vertical burger "

I've heard kebab alright.

As in 'can I my munch on yer kebab' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Widgie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Widgie "

Well you certainly have a nice looking widgie

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Widgie "
widgie was always a penis when we were young. I certainly hope you don't have a nice one

As for Joot very Donegal slang from the 90s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Widgie widgie was always a penis when we were young. I certainly hope you don't have a nice one

As for Joot very Donegal slang from the 90s"

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By *ercedes60Man
over a year ago

waterford

MINGE

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By *eminexWoman
over a year ago

some where in outer space

Kiki..... Are u riding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kiki..... Are u riding?"

Yes I am...but don't call me Kiki

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By *eminexWoman
over a year ago

some where in outer space

It's the song

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

Slit, hasn't been mentioned.

Complimentary slang would be tidy box.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Widgie widgie was always a penis when we were young. I certainly hope you don't have a nice one

As for Joot very Donegal slang from the 90s"

Not in our house..the girls had widgies and the boys had willys..

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

It should be called man cave

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Fish shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fish shop"

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By *erYnnMan
over a year ago

Drogheda


"Lady garden ??"

All your parts are lusciously in lingerie...

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Growler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toby

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By *ulu00Woman
over a year ago

Donegal

Mavis

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By *ussyLicker1971Man
over a year ago

DDD12

Beaver

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By *h90Man
over a year ago

Kerry

Soft kitty little kitty pur pur penny for bug bang theory

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By *unguyhere2020Man
over a year ago

Galway can travel


"I call her kitty "

Yes a a lovely name for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mavis "
cant text you lulu but i like a meaty mavis lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mavis cant text you lulu but i like a meaty mavis lol"

Agree totally. Best to have something to nibble and suck on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I call it The Clam "

Is there a Pearl inside?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I call it The Clam

Is there a Pearl inside? "

That would make it a priceless pussy

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