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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower. "

I prefer to be in it. Otherwise it makes a hell of a mess on the floor.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Both ways, start off facing it then a little pirouette and finish off facing the shower.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

I prefer to be in it. Otherwise it makes a hell of a mess on the floor."

But seriously it all depends on which bits I'm washing and whether or not the old dear across the way has her binoculars out

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Both ways, start off facing it then a little pirouette and finish off facing the shower. "

In your tutu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

End up facing all directions as shower head has no hook on wall so have to hold it myself.

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

I prefer to be in it. Otherwise it makes a hell of a mess on the floor.

But seriously it all depends on which bits I'm washing and whether or not the old dear across the way has her binoculars out"
doesn't matter if she needs to use binoculars

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Both ways, start off facing it then a little pirouette and finish off facing the shower.

In your tutu?

It’s a wrap around luffa I’ll have you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Towards, does that tell you some deep secret about my personality?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Towards, does that tell you some deep secret about my personality?"

Depends on which one of you is answering the question

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

I normally do a 360. Have to get into all the folds and that like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Towards, does that tell you some deep secret about my personality?

Depends on which one of you is answering the question "

Don't be sexist!! It's Casey here

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

"I normally do a 360. Have to get into all the folds and that like"
like a somersault 360?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

according to a survey online 90% of men face the shower and 90 % of women turn their backs to the shower

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Towards, does that tell you some deep secret about my personality?

Depends on which one of you is answering the question

Don't be sexist!! It's Casey here"

I always ask to be polite..sorry if that sounded sexist

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Have to face away. Can't sing with water flying into my mouth

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"I normally do a 360. Have to get into all the folds and that like like a somersault 360?"

Yeah im not a contortionist lad and i like my neck fully functioning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"according to a survey online 90% of men face the shower and 90 % of women turn their backs to the shower

Always said I have a male brain trapped in a female body!

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

All I know is, no matter what way I'm facing.....if a fab lady knocks on the door....I'm getting my face wet wet wet!!

Happy weekend guys, don't do anything I wouldn't do!!!

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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago

Middle Earth

"according to a survey online 90% of men face the shower and 90 % of women turn their backs to the shower

Probably to make sure all the conditioner is washed out, I would spend longer faced away.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"according to a survey online 90% of men face the shower and 90 % of women turn their backs to the shower

Probably to make sure all the conditioner is washed out, I would spend longer faced away. "

That creates all sorts of images

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

Stand in shower, left hand palm placed on tiles above head height. Play with your cock in right hand, this is called a Hitler wank.

Frank

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Stand in shower, left hand palm placed on tiles above head height. Play with your cock in right hand, this is called a Hitler wank.

Frank "

It'll also get you thrown out of the bathroom showroom

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Apparently 93% of women masturbate in the shower and the other 7% sing a song.

Do you know what song they sing?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"Apparently 93% of women masturbate in the shower and the other 7% sing a song.

Do you know what song they sing?

Something by Stiff Little Fingers "

I was banking on a woman replying or otherwise the joke doesn't work.

Ah well

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Bog M, we're after making some mess of this thread between us

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Bog M, we're after making some mess of this thread between us

You're a right shower the pair of ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower. "

That's a very personal question Bogman!

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

Kaizer is not falling for your rouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls"

Assumption is the mother of all evil G-Dogg

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls

Assumption is the mother of all evil G-Dogg

I'll assume that's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls

Assumption is the mother of all evil G-Dogg

I'll assume that's true"

Loose lips sink ships

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls

Assumption is the mother of all evil G-Dogg

I'll assume that's true

Loose lips sink ships

Manbeast needs power hosing with horse shampoo to clean that hairy beast.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls

Assumption is the mother of all evil G-Dogg

I'll assume that's true

Loose lips sink ships

Manbeast needs power hosing with horse shampoo to clean that hairy beast.

That's a u bend I won't be cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls

Assumption is the mother of all evil G-Dogg

I'll assume that's true

Loose lips sink ships

Manbeast needs power hosing with horse shampoo to clean that hairy beast.

Take 2 bottles into the shower?

Not Kaizer.... He just wash & go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls

Assumption is the mother of all evil G-Dogg

I'll assume that's true

Loose lips sink ships

Manbeast needs power hosing with horse shampoo to clean that hairy beast.

That's a u bend I won't be cleaning

And you won't be asked either

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls

Assumption is the mother of all evil G-Dogg

I'll assume that's true

Loose lips sink ships

Manbeast needs power hosing with horse shampoo to clean that hairy beast.

That's a u bend I won't be cleaning

I don’t mean to be pedantic but it’s not really a u bend

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls

Assumption is the mother of all evil G-Dogg

I'll assume that's true

Loose lips sink ships

Manbeast needs power hosing with horse shampoo to clean that hairy beast.

That's a u bend I won't be cleaning

I don’t mean to be pedantic but it’s not really a u bend"

I know and that's why I'd leave it to an expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a routine

Once in I and for 30 second I complete 1 full rotation.

Wash hair facing the shower for an additional 1 minute including rinse.

Another 2 additional minutes required to wash body and any hard to reach areas and minding not to up end ones self by standing on the bar of soap

47.5 seconds to rinse and then 10 minutes to just stand there and enjoy the scalding.

I call it the " you beaut"

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls

Assumption is the mother of all evil G-Dogg

I'll assume that's true

Loose lips sink ships

Manbeast needs power hosing with horse shampoo to clean that hairy beast.

Take 2 bottles into the shower?

Not Kaizer.... He just wash & go

Pics or I don't believe you

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls

Assumption is the mother of all evil G-Dogg

I'll assume that's true

Loose lips sink ships

Manbeast needs power hosing with horse shampoo to clean that hairy beast.

That's a u bend I won't be cleaning

I don’t mean to be pedantic but it’s not really a u bend

I know and that's why I'd leave it to an expert

Ger knows so I guess he's volunteered

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls

Assumption is the mother of all evil G-Dogg

I'll assume that's true

Loose lips sink ships

Manbeast needs power hosing with horse shampoo to clean that hairy beast.

That's a u bend I won't be cleaning

I don’t mean to be pedantic but it’s not really a u bend

I know and that's why I'd leave it to an expert

Ger knows so I guess he's volunteered

I know how to do it, but never said I would do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls

Assumption is the mother of all evil G-Dogg

I'll assume that's true

Loose lips sink ships

Manbeast needs power hosing with horse shampoo to clean that hairy beast.

That's a u bend I won't be cleaning

I don’t mean to be pedantic but it’s not really a u bend

I know and that's why I'd leave it to an expert

Ger knows so I guess he's volunteered

I know how to do it, but never said I would do it. "

Fuck off ye spanners

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

In my fabulous spacious new shower in 90 degree angle to it. Does that make me a weirdo?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"you're having a nice shower...suds everywhere and you're on your own.

Which way are you facing

towards the shower or away from the shower.

That's a very personal question Bogman!

It's not as if I'm in there with you manbeast

I assumed the Manbeast only showered under waterfalls

Assumption is the mother of all evil G-Dogg

I'll assume that's true

Loose lips sink ships

Manbeast needs power hosing with horse shampoo to clean that hairy beast.

That's a u bend I won't be cleaning

I don’t mean to be pedantic but it’s not really a u bend

I know and that's why I'd leave it to an expert

Ger knows so I guess he's volunteered

I know how to do it, but never said I would do it.

Fuck off ye spanners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my fabulous spacious new shower in 90 degree angle to it. Does that make me a weirdo?

"
Is it walk-in?

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"End up facing all directions as shower head has no hook on wall so have to hold it myself. "

I'd be willing to hold shower head for you...!!!!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Away from shower, stream changed to one before tiny power wash jets in centre, water throbbing my frenulum until.i cum!

Fabulous

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