FabSwingers.com forum: Cheesy break up lines

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

That's right break up not chat up...there has to be a few...

Grab your coat....you're moving out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not me it's you...

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

"It's not me it's you..."

It IS you

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Ohh know go, walk out the door...

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

I'm just not good enough for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not me it's you...

It IS you

oh me oh my

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

You're too good for me you deserve better.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"You're too good for me you deserve better. "

You mean she wasn't telling me the truth

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Not cheesy but from me " no I do not want all your money to take you back you cheating b@stard!".

MsD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna see a magic trick?

Poof! You're single!

(Actually used it many years ago)

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Wanna see a magic trick?

Poof! You're single!

(Actually used it many years ago) "

When you could use the word poof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna see a magic trick?

Poof! You're single!

(Actually used it many years ago)

When you could use the word poof "

Rightly you don't really see the word poof being used a lot... suppose makes it even more magical

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

Are you a magician? Because I'm about to disappears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sleeping with your mother Ehhh it did actually work she left funny enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only holding you back, you need to be free so you can grow as a person...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Person 1:

"Can we meet for a coffee?"

Person 2:

..."but you don't drink coffee"

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

They say if you love them you have to let them go , and I do love you but I have to let you go.

Take care x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry who you again?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm sleeping with your mother Ehhh it did actually work she left funny enough "

Don't leave it like that

Were you,if so did they both leave or only one

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

I had a yet another row with my ex in Australia years back, and it was the one that broke the camel's back.

I decided there and then I'd had enough of living like this so I went and bought my flight back to Ireland.

Came back to the house two hours later and just threw my ticket on the table in front of her and said, I'll be gone in two weeks, I'm only sticking around to pay up on my bills and whatever else I owe.

Man that was an awkward two weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we had met at different times in our lives it could have worked

But...

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Wanna see a magic trick?

Poof! You're single!

(Actually used it many years ago)

When you could use the word poof

Rightly you don't really see the word poof being used a lot... suppose makes it evenly more magical

Reminds me of the gay person who always wanted to be a magician.

He disappeared with a poof!

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By *orthDublinDRMan
over a year ago

Clongriffin

You know the way you always wanted Tom Hardy?

Well now is the time go after him and follow your dreams. Best of luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husband comes home

" Honey I won the Lotto, pack your bags!!!"

Wife asks "Where are we going??"

Husband replied " Don't really care pack your bags and feck off , solicitors will be in touch "

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"I had a yet another row with my ex in Australia years back, and it was the one that broke the camel's back.

I decided there and then I'd had enough of living like this so I went and bought my flight back to Ireland.

Man that was an awkward two weeks"

Ah but did you shag her before you left?

That will tell the true nature of the relationship

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By *hawshank.Man
over a year ago

local

"Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues."

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm married to the sea..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not cheesy, just a classic.....

Dear Baby,

Welcome to Dumpsville.

Population......YOU!

Brownie points for first one to know where it's from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I tried to dump my ex before Christmas but decided it was the wrong time and she looked hot, so I waited until Valentine’s Day, didn’t give her a card and she dumped me. Happy days ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/07/20 08:46:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a magician? Because I'm about to disappears!

"
did you hear about the gay magician... He disappeared with a poof...

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Don't let your ass hit the door on the way out

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

"Are you a magician? Because I'm about to disappears!

did you hear about the gay magician... He disappeared with a poof... "

Hahaha

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Your father must have been a thief.....and I dont want anything to do with a family like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the story is..you wont be buried with my people after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will always love you

But not in THAT way.....

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By *admontyMan
over a year ago

Newtownards

me: you wont be completely happy with me

her: how do you know that?

me cos im fkn miserable, bye

used it

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By *orthDublinDRMan
over a year ago

Clongriffin

There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

Fifty ways to leave your lover"

You just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee

And get yourself free

This could also be occasional lyric thread too haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one, it's not you it's me.

Or all week he has been promising you the world and one day, sorry not working for me, going to focus on myself ??????????

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By *ex coupleCouple
over a year ago

wexford

You were only with me for my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn’t “I love you but I’m not in love with you.” from a film or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Its just not for me "...very basic . straight to the point..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not cheesy, just a classic.....

Dear Baby,

Welcome to Dumpsville.

Population......YOU!

Brownie points for first one to know where it's from

The great Homer.J . Simpson!! Genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't know. Nobody's ever broke up with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darling.... I think you need to Fuck off!

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I wouldn't know. Nobody's ever broke up with me

Go on Belle what lines have you used so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"You're too nice" said to me at 5 mins to midnight on NYE before she walked off and snogged another guy to bring the new year in.

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By *eryRideyMan
over a year ago

Dublin

3 simple words. I am gay

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I've just won the Lotto so pack your bags"

"Yay, we're going on a holiday"

"No, I won the lotto so pack your bags and feck off!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The number you have dialed is no longer in service...

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By *ercedes60Man
over a year ago

waterford

It’s not you it’s me ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is not working for me it's like pushing a car up a hill using a rope

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