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"Personally for us, a brief introduction about you, your likes/dislikes and expectations on a social night out and availability to meet. No vulgarity or cheap talk. It doesn't impress us. EireCpl "  | |||
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"oh i dunno. Theres something soooo good about a one liner that says something along the lines of "my cock would look great buried in your ass" that gives you the flutters and immediately drop your knickers for said person" You didn't say that to me at the time | |||
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"oh i dunno. Theres something soooo good about a one liner that says something along the lines of "my cock would look great buried in your ass" that gives you the flutters and immediately drop your knickers for said person"  | |||
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"oh i dunno. Theres something soooo good about a one liner that says something along the lines of "my cock would look great buried in your ass" that gives you the flutters and immediately drop your knickers for said person You didn't say that to me at the time "to be fair BM you just said my ass was nice you didnt say anything about burying your cock in there and you know that is totally the way into my bed | |||
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"oh i dunno. Theres something soooo good about a one liner that says something along the lines of "my cock would look great buried in your ass" that gives you the flutters and immediately drop your knickers for said person" | |||
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"There's no one size fits all because we're going to read your profile before your message anyway, but as a general rule of thumb, a short intro about you and why our profile caught your eye. Show a bit of your personality in your message & don't be crass or vulgar." I agree with this. I always read profiles first if it is a decent profile then I'll read the message. But like said above not one size fits all everyone has different tastes and likes so what attracts one person will turn another off. | |||
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"oh i dunno. Theres something soooo good about a one liner that says something along the lines of "my cock would look great buried in your ass" that gives you the flutters and immediately drop your knickers for said person You didn't say that to me at the time
to be fair BM you just said my ass was nice you didnt say anything about burying your cock in there and you know that is totally the way into my bed "Back to school I go ffs  | |||
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"Tbh, a lot of it depends on the humour I'm in when I open it" Moody bitch, you're not making it any easier.... | |||
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"There's no one size fits all because we're going to read your profile before your message anyway, but as a general rule of thumb, a short intro about you and why our profile caught your eye. Show a bit of your personality in your message & don't be crass or vulgar. I agree with this. I always read profiles first if it is a decent profile then I'll read the message. But like said above not one size fits all everyone has different tastes and likes so what attracts one person will turn another off." We are pretty much the same. We ALWAYS look at (if verified) and read a profile whether they message or fabbed us (sometimes add a note). But if there’s hardly any bio or anything on profile, or in a mail, it shows a lack of effort, therefore we respond likewise | |||
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"oh i dunno. Theres something soooo good about a one liner that says something along the lines of "my cock would look great buried in your ass" that gives you the flutters and immediately drop your knickers for said person" I actually checked and its true! It's right there!! I'm choosing to believe its nothing to do with alphabetical order and its your number 1 interest! How could I not see this?
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"Tbh, a lot of it depends on the humour I'm in when I open it Moody bitch, you're not making it any easier.... " | |||
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"I'm just dying to find the right man to use my Covid19 one liner on..... "How about I sit on your face and you can guess my Covid19 weight gain" " I'm here U up for a knobbin? | |||
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"What are the best or most desirable opening messages that have had seen or received? "Doesn't this count as a one liner | |||
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"I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers".... "Kaizer never messaged you! 
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"I'm just dying to find the right man to use my Covid19 one liner on..... "How about I sit on your face and you can guess my Covid19 weight gain" " I'd like you use you as a face mask. | |||
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"I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers"....
Kaizer never messaged you!
*potential copyright infringement! "She only said weirdo in fairness | |||
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"I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers"....
Kaizer never messaged you!
*potential copyright infringement!
She only said weirdo in fairness "Refer to * | |||
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"I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers"....
Kaizer never messaged you!
*potential copyright infringement!
She only said weirdo in fairness
Refer to * "I'd see a solicitor and get that patented ASAP so | |||
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"I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers"....
Kaizer never messaged you!
*potential copyright infringement!
She only said weirdo in fairness
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I'd see a solicitor and get that patented ASAP so "Already done so! ThunderkissEnterprises© And to reiterate you have never received a message off the Manbeast  | |||
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"I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers"....
Kaizer never messaged you!
*potential copyright infringement!
She only said weirdo in fairness
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I'd see a solicitor and get that patented ASAP so
Already done so!
ThunderkissEnterprises©
And to reiterate you have never received a message off the Manbeast "The manbeast probably has me blocked  | |||
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"I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers"....
Kaizer never messaged you!
*potential copyright infringement!
She only said weirdo in fairness
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I'd see a solicitor and get that patented ASAP so
Already done so!
ThunderkissEnterprises©
And to reiterate you have never received a message off the Manbeast
The manbeast probably has me blocked "No need as blocking is very negative! But Kaizer did not mail and if someone else is illegally using the aforementioned catchphrase, rest assured they will be hearing from the legal department at ThunderkissEnterprises© before sun down! Now don't forget to tip your waitress, the Manbeast is here all week | |||
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"Wanna fuck ? is a classic , I do appreciate a complimentary message and I will usually respond with a one liner Saying thank you "what about "wanna shift" | |||
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"Classic one today... "Passing by your way in a bit if you fancy it" Yep, just giz a sec, I'll take the knickers off to save time (bare in mind have never had any interaction with this man before) mind baffling "Oh yes I totally agree with you... hang on while I abandon my kids to mind themselves so I can suck you off as you just happen to be stopping at my local Motorway services. Oh you had me at "passing through your area" mmmm | |||
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"Classic one today... "Passing by your way in a bit if you fancy it" Yep, just giz a sec, I'll take the knickers off to save time (bare in mind have never had any interaction with this man before) mind baffling "How could you NOT give in to such a smooth talker? 
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"Best one I ever received was on a previous profile and got a message from another guy. It said " I'm straight, you're straight but let's bend the rules" "did you bend to his will | |||
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"Best one I ever received was on a previous profile and got a message from another guy. It said " I'm straight, you're straight but let's bend the rules"
did you bend to his will "Were you just waiting to jump in there? And no I didn't smartarse | |||
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"Best one I ever received was on a previous profile and got a message from another guy. It said " I'm straight, you're straight but let's bend the rules" "Ah but who was the plug and who was the socket? (It’s the finer details that matter) | |||
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"Best one I ever received was on a previous profile and got a message from another guy. It said " I'm straight, you're straight but let's bend the rules"
Ah but who was the plug and who was the socket? (It’s the finer details that matter) "We never got to the finer details | |||
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"Best one I ever received was on a previous profile and got a message from another guy. It said " I'm straight, you're straight but let's bend the rules"
Ah but who was the plug and who was the socket? (It’s the finer details that matter)
We never got to the finer details "One can be a real pain in the arse, whereas the other....... | |||
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"Best one I ever received was on a previous profile and got a message from another guy. It said " I'm straight, you're straight but let's bend the rules"
Ah but who was the plug and who was the socket? (It’s the finer details that matter)
We never got to the finer details
One can be a real pain in the arse, whereas the other....... "Can be fun to watch | |||
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"Classic one today... "Passing by your way in a bit if you fancy it" Yep, just giz a sec, I'll take the knickers off to save time (bare in mind have never had any interaction with this man before) mind baffling
How could you NOT give in to such a smooth talker?
I’d’ve been sold at ‘passing’ "Nope, Judge Judy was more appealing | |||
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"Classic one today... "Passing by your way in a bit if you fancy it" Yep, just giz a sec, I'll take the knickers off to save time (bare in mind have never had any interaction with this man before) mind baffling
How could you NOT give in to such a smooth talker?
I’d’ve been sold at ‘passing’
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"Personally for us, a brief introduction about you, your likes/dislikes and expectations on a social night out and availability to meet. No vulgarity or cheap talk. It doesn't impress us. EireCpl " That's what I've been doing and still getting nowhere. Or else I get the 1 word "tnks" I just wanna have some fun | |||
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"Personally for us, a brief introduction about you, your likes/dislikes and expectations on a social night out and availability to meet. No vulgarity or cheap talk. It doesn't impress us. EireCpl That's what I've been doing and still getting nowhere. Or else I get the 1 word "tnks" I just wanna have some fun "Yes, that happens. Have you read the profile? Do you meet what the profile is asking for, are you within the age range, distance, sexual orientation. Theres times you have to accept that you may not be what people are looking for also. While it would be polite to reply there's no given right that people have to. Speaking as a couple there's times that you don't have time to reply to all the mail you get and it's easier to delete the mail/profiles that haven't grabbed your attention or interest. EireCpl | |||
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