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By *ublinerrr OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Anyone free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah have your family mistakenly left for the airport without you leaving you Home Alone

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By *ublinerrr OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Hahah no trust me.if any holiday was takin place I'd be first to leave haha

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

So you're wondering if the fact your alone at home means that someone would like to have sex with you because you're free?

(During corona virus)

Lol

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"So you're wondering if the fact your alone at home means that someone would like to have sex with you because you're free?

(During corona virus)

Lol"

Maybe defend the house against Corona Virus using an intricate plan involving pain cans, plastic army men and an Iron. Have you had enough Corona or are you hungry for more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You made your family disappear!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"You made your family disappear! "

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You made your family disappear!

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops"

Best be careful there's been alot of burglaries in the area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You made your family disappear!

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops"

And??

That would be his business wouldnt it.

I see the snipers/wanna be comedians are out again today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You made your family disappear!

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops

And??

That would be his business wouldnt it.

I see the snipers/wanna be comedians are out again today. "

Kaizer suspects that the title of the thread has made it next to impossible NOT to litter said thread with certain movie quotes!

Ya filthy animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You made your family disappear!

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops

And??

That would be his business wouldnt it.

I see the snipers/wanna be comedians are out again today. "

They can't help themselves... Must be quiet day in the forums

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By *mmmm300Woman
over a year ago

cork


"You made your family disappear!

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops

And??

That would be his business wouldnt it.

I see the snipers/wanna be comedians are out again today.

They can't help themselves... Must be quiet day in the forums "

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"You made your family disappear!

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops

And??

That would be his business wouldnt it.

I see the snipers/wanna be comedians are out again today.

They can't help themselves... Must be quiet day in the forums "

ah it was just a bit of mucking about because of the name. Nothing to do with the OP or his post. Just mucking about, don't think anything offensive said towards OP in relation to the home alone jokes. Anyone interested in OP's invitation/query would have messaged him privately I'm sure. I know I make jokes sometimes but it's not meant at anyones expense. I hope not anyway.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"You made your family disappear!

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops

And??

That would be his business wouldnt it.

I see the snipers/wanna be comedians are out again today.

They can't help themselves... Must be quiet day in the forums ah it was just a bit of mucking about because of the name. Nothing to do with the OP or his post. Just mucking about, don't think anything offensive said towards OP in relation to the home alone jokes. Anyone interested in OP's invitation/query would have messaged him privately I'm sure. I know I make jokes sometimes but it's not meant at anyones expense. I hope not anyway. "

You don't need to pander to those tut-tutting at a little banter don't worry. You didn't do anything wrong.

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By *aywhatnowMan
over a year ago

North County


"You made your family disappear!

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops

And??

That would be his business wouldnt it.

I see the snipers/wanna be comedians are out again today.

Kaizer suspects that the title of the thread has made it next to impossible NOT to litter said thread with certain movie quotes!

Ya filthy animal "

Sky 314 it's on now

Christmas film in July

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You made your family disappear!

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops

And??

That would be his business wouldnt it.

I see the snipers/wanna be comedians are out again today.

They can't help themselves... Must be quiet day in the forums ah it was just a bit of mucking about because of the name. Nothing to do with the OP or his post. Just mucking about, don't think anything offensive said towards OP in relation to the home alone jokes. Anyone interested in OP's invitation/query would have messaged him privately I'm sure. I know I make jokes sometimes but it's not meant at anyones expense. I hope not anyway.

You don't need to pander to those tut-tutting at a little banter don't worry. You didn't do anything wrong. "

You're the one had 2 digs in the name of "a little banter".

And it's far from the first time. All I said was it's none of your business what his circumstances are and it's not for you to judge.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

This place is supposed to be fun. That's the point. Lighthearted fun. No need to get mortally offended on behalf of anyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This place is supposed to be fun. That's the point. Lighthearted fun. No need to get mortally offended on behalf of anyone else. "

I get that. But both your comments were judgemental and barbed. I saw nothing lighthearted about your intentions.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Frankly I'm surprised the thread wasn't deleted by admin like many others asking for meets at the moment are. If there was ever a thread that shouldn't be taken seriously then this is it...but you go on defending him from a little banter if you like I'm sure it's absolutely necessary.

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Where's my popcorn in fairness he has a point.was very much tounge in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You made your family disappear!

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops

And??

That would be his business wouldnt it.

I see the snipers/wanna be comedians are out again today.

Kaizer suspects that the title of the thread has made it next to impossible NOT to litter said thread with certain movie quotes!

Ya filthy animal

Sky 314 it's on now

Christmas film in July "

It ain't Christmas till a German terrorist is hopped off the roof of Nakatomi Plaza

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By *rotic desiresWoman
over a year ago

Here and there


"You made your family disappear!

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops

And??

That would be his business wouldnt it.

I see the snipers/wanna be comedians are out again today.

Kaizer suspects that the title of the thread has made it next to impossible NOT to litter said thread with certain movie quotes!

Ya filthy animal

Sky 314 it's on now

Christmas film in July

It ain't Christmas till a German terrorist is hopped off the roof of Nakatomi Plaza "

Bloody Germans...Die hard!!! But reserve this channel for emergency calls only please...

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Come out the coast! we’ll get together, have a few laughs

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By *aywhatnowMan
over a year ago

North County


"You made your family disappear!

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops

And??

That would be his business wouldnt it.

I see the snipers/wanna be comedians are out again today.

Kaizer suspects that the title of the thread has made it next to impossible NOT to litter said thread with certain movie quotes!

Ya filthy animal

Sky 314 it's on now

Christmas film in July

It ain't Christmas till a German terrorist is hopped off the roof of Nakatomi Plaza

Bloody Germans...Die hard!!! But reserve this channel for emergency calls only please..."

Hey lorenzo!!

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By *1shadesofnaughtyMan
over a year ago

South Limerick

Hhhhhhoooonnnnnn tipp......awh balls..... wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This place is supposed to be fun. That's the point. Lighthearted fun. No need to get mortally offended on behalf of anyone else. "

Like Groundhog day in here, yet again you get called out for sarky replies... You claim its lighthearted banter. Seriously your comment added no substance to the thread only for you to have a jibe at a posters expense. I'm sure Admin can delete thread if innapropiate. Its absolutely no wonder people don't post or contribute more to forums, it's because they are afraid of been ridiculed or lynched by some fabbers who seem to feel its essential to post a non helpful or productive reply to threads. And I'm entirely lightened up before you say it (yep that predicable).... Unless you wanted to meet the OP I just don't get why you feel the need to be so pass remarkable???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This place is supposed to be fun. That's the point. Lighthearted fun. No need to get mortally offended on behalf of anyone else.

Like Groundhog day in here, yet again you get called out for sarky replies... You claim its lighthearted banter. Seriously your comment added no substance to the thread only for you to have a jibe at a posters expense. I'm sure Admin can delete thread if innapropiate. Its absolutely no wonder people don't post or contribute more to forums, it's because they are afraid of been ridiculed or lynched by some fabbers who seem to feel its essential to post a non helpful or productive reply to threads. And I'm entirely lightened up before you say it (yep that predicable).... Unless you wanted to meet the OP I just don't get why you feel the need to be so pass remarkable??? "

About time someone told it as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You made your family disappear!

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops

And??

That would be his business wouldnt it.

I see the snipers/wanna be comedians are out again today.

Kaizer suspects that the title of the thread has made it next to impossible NOT to litter said thread with certain movie quotes!

Ya filthy animal

Sky 314 it's on now

Christmas film in July

It ain't Christmas till a German terrorist is hopped off the roof of Nakatomi Plaza

Bloody Germans...Die hard!!! But reserve this channel for emergency calls only please...

Hey lorenzo!! "

.... Expensive cigarettes eh

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

Kevin??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kevin??"

No no its more like

KEVIN!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus wept

Go easy on the Pepsi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg people getting offended over people getting offended.

Of course kind Adonis, ladies will be in a rush to go to some strangers house just because it's free. Especially after your explicit and enticing advertisement.

On a serious note - I'll stand by the attacked "troll" for three reasons:

1. Yes, they had a few mild digs at OP, but they were nothing but light hearted humour. Yes. Humour. I'm sorry if you're not familiar with the term. I suggest you watch a few stand ups- people there laugh at themselves and others all the time. It's called humour.

Sometimes when you fall and hurt yourself you laugh. Laughing at something that isn't supposed to be funny is sometimes okay (and don't you fucking dare taking anything out of context, Karen/Richard!)

2. It's not like OP put a lot of effort or thought into his post. He just randomly put three words together. Woopty doo. Would you be interested in his half assed effort? I wouldn't. Should anyone take him seriously if he doesn't do it himself?

3. This thread is what fundamentally wrong with fab : random men expecting that women here will automatically want to meet them when and if: they are nearby, they have a free house, they have a penis.

No. I'd like to believe that fab is better than that and that people on it are more than dirty freaks who are just meeting to fuck anything that moves and is nearby.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"This place is supposed to be fun. That's the point. Lighthearted fun. No need to get mortally offended on behalf of anyone else.

Like Groundhog day in here, yet again you get called out for sarky replies... You claim its lighthearted banter. Seriously your comment added no substance to the thread only for you to have a jibe at a posters expense. I'm sure Admin can delete thread if innapropiate. Its absolutely no wonder people don't post or contribute more to forums, it's because they are afraid of been ridiculed or lynched by some fabbers who seem to feel its essential to post a non helpful or productive reply to threads. And I'm entirely lightened up before you say it (yep that predicable).... Unless you wanted to meet the OP I just don't get why you feel the need to be so pass remarkable??? "

Wow. I'm not even going to take time addressing the "points" in your post. Life is way too short to take lighthearted things like banter on an Internet forum thread as seriously as you seem to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg people getting offended over people getting offended.

Of course kind Adonis, ladies will be in a rush to go to some strangers house just because it's free. Especially after your explicit and enticing advertisement.

On a serious note - I'll stand by the attacked "troll" for three reasons:

1. Yes, they had a few mild digs at OP, but they were nothing but light hearted humour. Yes. Humour. I'm sorry if you're not familiar with the term. I suggest you watch a few stand ups- people there laugh at themselves and others all the time. It's called humour.

Sometimes when you fall and hurt yourself you laugh. Laughing at something that isn't supposed to be funny is sometimes okay (and don't you fucking dare taking anything out of context, Karen/Richard!)

2. It's not like OP put a lot of effort or thought into his post. He just randomly put three words together. Woopty doo. Would you be interested in his half assed effort? I wouldn't. Should anyone take him seriously if he doesn't do it himself?

3. This thread is what fundamentally wrong with fab : random men expecting that women here will automatically want to meet them when and if: they are nearby, they have a free house, they have a penis.

No. I'd like to believe that fab is better than that and that people on it are more than dirty freaks who are just meeting to fuck anything that moves and is nearby. "

Who made you the judge,jury and executioner.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Who made you the judge,jury and executioner. "

You realise you are literally getting offended on behalf of someone who is offended on someone else's behalf here.

Cmon put the handbags down and chill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I speak my mind about what I believe is morally right.

I'm not asking for anyone else's approval. Yours included.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who made you the judge,jury and executioner.

You realise you are literally getting offended on behalf of someone who is offended on someone else's behalf here.

Cmon put the handbags down and chill. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a lovely bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who made you the judge,jury and executioner.

You realise you are literally getting offended on behalf of someone who is offended on someone else's behalf here.

Cmon put the handbags down and chill. "

But why make fun out of others.What do you get from it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will someone please think of the children!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I speak my mind about what I believe is morally right.

I'm not asking for anyone else's approval. Yours included. "

So guilty without trial in your book.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Ah have your family mistakenly left for the airport without you leaving you Home Alone "

Joe Pasci is lurking outside.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"But why make fun out of others.What do you get from it?"

The reasons are already in this thread. Im not gonna go round and round.

Feel free to look at my post history. I help newbies who are respectful and who have reasonable expectations (particularly of women).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg people getting offended over people getting offended.

Of course kind Adonis, ladies will be in a rush to go to some strangers house just because it's free. Especially after your explicit and enticing advertisement.

On a serious note - I'll stand by the attacked "troll" for three reasons:

1. Yes, they had a few mild digs at OP, but they were nothing but light hearted humour. Yes. Humour. I'm sorry if you're not familiar with the term. I suggest you watch a few stand ups- people there laugh at themselves and others all the time. It's called humour.

Sometimes when you fall and hurt yourself you laugh. Laughing at something that isn't supposed to be funny is sometimes okay (and don't you fucking dare taking anything out of context, Karen/Richard!)

2. It's not like OP put a lot of effort or thought into his post. He just randomly put three words together. Woopty doo. Would you be interested in his half assed effort? I wouldn't. Should anyone take him seriously if he doesn't do it himself?

3. This thread is what fundamentally wrong with fab : random men expecting that women here will automatically want to meet them when and if: they are nearby, they have a free house, they have a penis.

No. I'd like to believe that fab is better than that and that people on it are more than dirty freaks who are just meeting to fuck anything that moves and is nearby. "

There was me thinking anyone and everyone was entitled to post on the forum without ridicule.

If you or no one else wants to meet OP, big deal, so what? but there's no need to come on here making snide and barbed comments and dressing it up as light hearted banter.

I'm relatively new to the forums but it's small wonder that only a very small percentage of members seem to post and that most threads are dominated by the same small cohort of people.

As a side note, I'm well aware of humour and can appreciate it, but youre in dire straits if what you've referred to above can be classified remotely as funny. To make a dig about covid in the first instance (putting the OP and then later on claiming the thread should be deleted for that reason, thus admitting there was no humour intended) And then claiming the OP was married and his wife popped to the shops.

I'm struggling to see the light hearted intentions there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But why make fun out of others.What do you get from it?

The reasons are already in this thread. Im not gonna go round and round.

Feel free to look at my post history. I help newbies who are respectful and who have reasonable expectations (particularly of women). "

That's not the vibe I'm getting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour is subjective. I've a very good sense of humour but sick to the back teeth of the same replies (lighten up, bit of banter etc).... Nobody Missus is expecting anyone to jump into bed with the OP cos he has a free house. My point is 'why bloody comment unless you do actually want to'?? Jesus wept

SCROLL ON BY....!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg people getting offended over people getting offended.

Of course kind Adonis, ladies will be in a rush to go to some strangers house just because it's free. Especially after your explicit and enticing advertisement.

On a serious note - I'll stand by the attacked "troll" for three reasons:

1. Yes, they had a few mild digs at OP, but they were nothing but light hearted humour. Yes. Humour. I'm sorry if you're not familiar with the term. I suggest you watch a few stand ups- people there laugh at themselves and others all the time. It's called humour.

Sometimes when you fall and hurt yourself you laugh. Laughing at something that isn't supposed to be funny is sometimes okay (and don't you fucking dare taking anything out of context, Karen/Richard!)

2. It's not like OP put a lot of effort or thought into his post. He just randomly put three words together. Woopty doo. Would you be interested in his half assed effort? I wouldn't. Should anyone take him seriously if he doesn't do it himself?

3. This thread is what fundamentally wrong with fab : random men expecting that women here will automatically want to meet them when and if: they are nearby, they have a free house, they have a penis.

No. I'd like to believe that fab is better than that and that people on it are more than dirty freaks who are just meeting to fuck anything that moves and is nearby.

There was me thinking anyone and everyone was entitled to post on the forum without ridicule.

If you or no one else wants to meet OP, big deal, so what? but there's no need to come on here making snide and barbed comments and dressing it up as light hearted banter.

I'm relatively new to the forums but it's small wonder that only a very small percentage of members seem to post and that most threads are dominated by the same small cohort of people.

As a side note, I'm well aware of humour and can appreciate it, but youre in dire straits if what you've referred to above can be classified remotely as funny. To make a dig about covid in the first instance (putting the OP and then later on claiming the thread should be deleted for that reason, thus admitting there was no humour intended) And then claiming the OP was married and his wife popped to the shops.

I'm struggling to see the light hearted intentions there. "

**outting the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg people getting offended over people getting offended.

Of course kind Adonis, ladies will be in a rush to go to some strangers house just because it's free. Especially after your explicit and enticing advertisement.

On a serious note - I'll stand by the attacked "troll" for three reasons:

1. Yes, they had a few mild digs at OP, but they were nothing but light hearted humour. Yes. Humour. I'm sorry if you're not familiar with the term. I suggest you watch a few stand ups- people there laugh at themselves and others all the time. It's called humour.

Sometimes when you fall and hurt yourself you laugh. Laughing at something that isn't supposed to be funny is sometimes okay (and don't you fucking dare taking anything out of context, Karen/Richard!)

2. It's not like OP put a lot of effort or thought into his post. He just randomly put three words together. Woopty doo. Would you be interested in his half assed effort? I wouldn't. Should anyone take him seriously if he doesn't do it himself?

3. This thread is what fundamentally wrong with fab : random men expecting that women here will automatically want to meet them when and if: they are nearby, they have a free house, they have a penis.

No. I'd like to believe that fab is better than that and that people on it are more than dirty freaks who are just meeting to fuck anything that moves and is nearby.

There was me thinking anyone and everyone was entitled to post on the forum without ridicule.

If you or no one else wants to meet OP, big deal, so what? but there's no need to come on here making snide and barbed comments and dressing it up as light hearted banter.

I'm relatively new to the forums but it's small wonder that only a very small percentage of members seem to post and that most threads are dominated by the same small cohort of people.

As a side note, I'm well aware of humour and can appreciate it, but youre in dire straits if what you've referred to above can be classified remotely as funny. To make a dig about covid in the first instance (putting the OP and then later on claiming the thread should be deleted for that reason, thus admitting there was no humour intended) And then claiming the OP was married and his wife popped to the shops.

I'm struggling to see the light hearted intentions there. "

Sometimes your better banging your head of a brickwall than trying to explain to the comedians on the forums that they just an't funny.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

If you have to say " I have a good sense of humour" then chances are you don't

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Omg people getting offended over people getting offended.

Of course kind Adonis, ladies will be in a rush to go to some strangers house just because it's free. Especially after your explicit and enticing advertisement.

On a serious note - I'll stand by the attacked "troll" for three reasons:

1. Yes, they had a few mild digs at OP, but they were nothing but light hearted humour. Yes. Humour. I'm sorry if you're not familiar with the term. I suggest you watch a few stand ups- people there laugh at themselves and others all the time. It's called humour.

Sometimes when you fall and hurt yourself you laugh. Laughing at something that isn't supposed to be funny is sometimes okay (and don't you fucking dare taking anything out of context, Karen/Richard!)

2. It's not like OP put a lot of effort or thought into his post. He just randomly put three words together. Woopty doo. Would you be interested in his half assed effort? I wouldn't. Should anyone take him seriously if he doesn't do it himself?

3. This thread is what fundamentally wrong with fab : random men expecting that women here will automatically want to meet them when and if: they are nearby, they have a free house, they have a penis.

No. I'd like to believe that fab is better than that and that people on it are more than dirty freaks who are just meeting to fuck anything that moves and is nearby.

There was me thinking anyone and everyone was entitled to post on the forum without ridicule.

If you or no one else wants to meet OP, big deal, so what? but there's no need to come on here making snide and barbed comments and dressing it up as light hearted banter.

I'm relatively new to the forums but it's small wonder that only a very small percentage of members seem to post and that most threads are dominated by the same small cohort of people.

As a side note, I'm well aware of humour and can appreciate it, but youre in dire straits if what you've referred to above can be classified remotely as funny. To make a dig about covid in the first instance (putting the OP and then later on claiming the thread should be deleted for that reason, thus admitting there was no humour intended) And then claiming the OP was married and his wife popped to the shops.

I'm struggling to see the light hearted intentions there. Sometimes your better banging your head of a brickwall than trying to explain to the comedians on the forums that they just an't funny. "

Did you consider perhaps its not your job to be the humor police and explain to thee people that they aren't funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were been a dick with the corona virus comment then the wife in shops one...just own it and move on

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I speak my mind about what I believe is morally right.

I'm not asking for anyone else's approval. Yours included. So guilty without trial in your book."

Last night a man called commando4 started a thread looking for help

He was feeling low and generous people responded in droves

So much so that today he thanked people for all the advice

You took great delight in his misfortune telling him he can't be that upset if hes worried about spelling mistakes

You also said he was a spoofer cause he had a hidden profile

You've a hidden profile and who made you judge jury and executioner

By the way you also started on another thread but someone called you Sligo and shut you up

Hit a nerve did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes your better banging your head of a brickwall than trying to explain to the comedians on the forums that they just an't funny. "

Much like thing to explain to a lot of single males here that just cos she's a swinger doesn't make her easy

How long before the first clique/illuminati post?

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Try going back and reading MY post on that thread. I approach things appropriately I believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg people getting offended over people getting offended.

Of course kind Adonis, ladies will be in a rush to go to some strangers house just because it's free. Especially after your explicit and enticing advertisement.

On a serious note - I'll stand by the attacked "troll" for three reasons:

1. Yes, they had a few mild digs at OP, but they were nothing but light hearted humour. Yes. Humour. I'm sorry if you're not familiar with the term. I suggest you watch a few stand ups- people there laugh at themselves and others all the time. It's called humour.

Sometimes when you fall and hurt yourself you laugh. Laughing at something that isn't supposed to be funny is sometimes okay (and don't you fucking dare taking anything out of context, Karen/Richard!)

2. It's not like OP put a lot of effort or thought into his post. He just randomly put three words together. Woopty doo. Would you be interested in his half assed effort? I wouldn't. Should anyone take him seriously if he doesn't do it himself?

3. This thread is what fundamentally wrong with fab : random men expecting that women here will automatically want to meet them when and if: they are nearby, they have a free house, they have a penis.

No. I'd like to believe that fab is better than that and that people on it are more than dirty freaks who are just meeting to fuck anything that moves and is nearby.

There was me thinking anyone and everyone was entitled to post on the forum without ridicule.

If you or no one else wants to meet OP, big deal, so what? but there's no need to come on here making snide and barbed comments and dressing it up as light hearted banter.

I'm relatively new to the forums but it's small wonder that only a very small percentage of members seem to post and that most threads are dominated by the same small cohort of people.

As a side note, I'm well aware of humour and can appreciate it, but youre in dire straits if what you've referred to above can be classified remotely as funny. To make a dig about covid in the first instance (putting the OP and then later on claiming the thread should be deleted for that reason, thus admitting there was no humour intended) And then claiming the OP was married and his wife popped to the shops.

I'm struggling to see the light hearted intentions there. Sometimes your better banging your head of a brickwall than trying to explain to the comedians on the forums that they just an't funny.

Did you consider perhaps its not your job to be the humor police and explain to thee people that they aren't funny?"

Well if you tell a want to be comedian enough times that they just an't funny hopefully they will eventually get the hint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I speak my mind about what I believe is morally right.

I'm not asking for anyone else's approval. Yours included. So guilty without trial in your book.

Last night a man called commando4 started a thread looking for help

He was feeling low and generous people responded in droves

So much so that today he thanked people for all the advice

You took great delight in his misfortune telling him he can't be that upset if hes worried about spelling mistakes

You also said he was a spoofer cause he had a hidden profile

You've a hidden profile and who made you judge jury and executioner

By the way you also started on another thread but someone called you Sligo and shut you up

Hit a nerve did it "

What is your problem with me sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Ahh countryman = sligo. No surprise to see you popuo again. How's it going Kemosabe?

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Anyone free "

Not free,but I'm quiet reasonable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have to say " I have a good sense of humour" then chances are you don't "

Well put it this way, our idea of humour is entirely different then....but that's OK. I can live with that quite easily.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind "

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"If you have to say " I have a good sense of humour" then chances are you don't

Well put it this way, our idea of humour is entirely different then....but that's OK. I can live with that quite easily. "

Great me too. Can we stop now? My intention isn't to upset anyone. Have you got a home alone quote or a diehard quote or something to finish up with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff "

He's hiding under the bed at this stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff

He's hiding under the bed at this stage "

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff "

Perhaps like a lot of others that start a thread here and get ridiculed by the regulars he just give up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff

He's hiding under the bed at this stage

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid. "

Or Ice-cream

You're never too old for ice-cream

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff

He's hiding under the bed at this stage

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid. "

Fab CAN be a scary place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff

He's hiding under the bed at this stage

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.

Fab CAN be a scary place. "

So is Nobber

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff Perhaps like a lot of others that start a thread here and get ridiculed by the regulars he just give up."

But you ARE a regular too here we know you are. Just because you're on a fresh new hidden profile doesn't mean you aren't a regular eh sligo.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff

He's hiding under the bed at this stage

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.

Fab CAN be a scary place.

So is Nobber "

Muff is really scary.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff Perhaps like a lot of others that start a thread here and get ridiculed by the regulars he just give up."

Ahhh he'll be back with a different profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff Perhaps like a lot of others that start a thread here and get ridiculed by the regulars he just give up.

But you ARE a regular too here we know you are. Just because you're on a fresh new hidden profile doesn't mean you aren't a regular eh sligo. "

TIMEOUT?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff

He's hiding under the bed at this stage

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.

Fab CAN be a scary place.

So is Nobber

Muff is really scary."

You're telling mev

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff

He's hiding under the bed at this stage

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.

Fab CAN be a scary place.

So is Nobber

Muff is really scary.

You're telling mev "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff

He's hiding under the bed at this stage

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.

Fab CAN be a scary place.

So is Nobber

Muff is really scary.

You're telling mev

"

Kaizer met a pretty lady from Muff once

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff

He's hiding under the bed at this stage

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.

Fab CAN be a scary place.

So is Nobber

Muff is really scary.

You're telling mev

Kaizer met a pretty lady from Muff once "

Did it involve scuba gear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff

He's hiding under the bed at this stage

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.

Fab CAN be a scary place.

So is Nobber

Muff is really scary.

You're telling mev

Kaizer met a pretty lady from Muff once

Did it involve scuba gear?"

Don't be silly

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff

He's hiding under the bed at this stage

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.

Fab CAN be a scary place.

So is Nobber

Muff is really scary.

You're telling mev

Kaizer met a pretty lady from Muff once

Did it involve scuba gear?

Don't be silly "

How was I to know you were into free diving?

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland


"You made your family disappear!

I suspect his wife just popped out to the shops

And??

That would be his business wouldnt it.

I see the snipers/wanna be comedians are out again today. "

If you put up a silly post, then your leaving yourself open to silly answers.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Jaysos what a read. I leave you alone for 24 hours and you wreck the place.

All I can say: imagine what the thread would look like if the op was a woman....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone thought to check on the OP amidst all this bickering?

Poor feller must be scared out of his mind

He's busy. Did you not hear he's got a free gaff

He's hiding under the bed at this stage

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.

Fab CAN be a scary place.

So is Nobber

Muff is really scary.

You're telling mev

Kaizer met a pretty lady from Muff once

Did it involve scuba gear?

Don't be silly

How was I to know you were into free diving? "

Muff is a place

The lady was beautiful

The rest is none of your goddam business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaysos what a read. I leave you alone for 24 hours and you wreck the place.

All I can say: imagine what the thread would look like if the op was a woman.... "

Lots of 'I'm in' posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaysos what a read. I leave you alone for 24 hours and you wreck the place.

All I can say: imagine what the thread would look like if the op was a woman....

Lots of 'I'm in' posts "

Might be time for my Home Alone 2 post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home Alone would have been shite in Covid world.

Fffffuuucccckkk we forgot Kevin.

Lucky we could only drive to West Cork..

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

OK that's it I'm gunna give ya to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off this thread before I pump your guts full of lead 1.2.10 bang bang bang bang bang bang

keep the change ya filthy animal too much home alone can do this to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaysos what a read. I leave you alone for 24 hours and you wreck the place.

All I can say: imagine what the thread would look like if the op was a woman....

Lots of 'I'm in' posts

Might be time for my Home Alone 2 post "

You're in New York and your family's in Florida?

You're in New York and your family's in Florida!

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