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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

You realise the 3 strawberrys you had and were planning on putting on your overnight oats along with your blueberries have gone off!! Disappointing is not the word.

Blueberries were on their last legs too but manage to salvage a few good one's. Both entered onto my shopping list for later. I lool forwars to my overnight oats after my morning workout...gggrrrrr.

What really mundane thing utterly disappoints you when it fails miserably?

Happy Monday x

MsD

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Only have 1 croissant left to bake.... usually bake 4 ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer has no Espresso only Americano this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You realise the 3 strawberrys you had and were planning on putting on your overnight oats along with your blueberries have gone off!! Disappointing is not the word.

Blueberries were on their last legs too but manage to salvage a few good one's. Both entered onto my shopping list for later. I lool forwars to my overnight oats after my morning workout...gggrrrrr.

What really mundane thing utterly disappoints you when it fails miserably?

Happy Monday x

MsD"

Major disappointment but worse when the kids eat them the night before.

Luckily I have my own strawberries in the back garden coming on nicely at the moment

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Kaizer has no Espresso only Americano this morning "

Oooo that would really tick me off. I have a Nespresso espresso with my overnight oats too. To go to my basket of pods and find 0 espresso ones.....thats why I got 2 boxes of them the other day in Blanch.

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You realise the 3 strawberrys you had and were planning on putting on your overnight oats along with your blueberries have gone off!! Disappointing is not the word.

Blueberries were on their last legs too but manage to salvage a few good one's. Both entered onto my shopping list for later. I lool forwars to my overnight oats after my morning workout...gggrrrrr.

What really mundane thing utterly disappoints you when it fails miserably?

Happy Monday x

MsD

Major disappointment but worse when the kids eat them the night before.

Luckily I have my own strawberries in the back garden coming on nicely at the moment"

Make sure you have netting over them so the birds and slugs dont devour them. Pesky kids....

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Only have 1 croissant left to bake.... usually bake 4 ...

"

Ffs....1 croissant is useless! Love a warm croissant with a coffee. Jam and butter or just jam?? Thats the debate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer has no Espresso only Americano this morning

Oooo that would really tick me off. I have a Nespresso espresso with my overnight oats too. To go to my basket of pods and find 0 espresso ones.....thats why I got 2 boxes of them the other day in Blanch. "

Oh ho! Aren't you very clever

This americano is a few mouthfuls more than Kaizer was bargaining for

Life can be so cruel at times

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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago

Middle Earth


"Only have 1 croissant left to bake.... usually bake 4 ...

Ffs....1 croissant is useless! Love a warm croissant with a coffee. Jam and butter or just jam?? Thats the debate..."

Hmmmm Butter and Jam always

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Kaizer has no Espresso only Americano this morning

Oooo that would really tick me off. I have a Nespresso espresso with my overnight oats too. To go to my basket of pods and find 0 espresso ones.....thats why I got 2 boxes of them the other day in Blanch.

Oh ho! Aren't you very clever

This americano is a few mouthfuls more than Kaizer was bargaining for

Life can be so cruel at times "

Not just a pretty face!! I have The Fear of not having enough of anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you make/buy a coffee and forget about it

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Only have 1 croissant left to bake.... usually bake 4 ...

Ffs....1 croissant is useless! Love a warm croissant with a coffee. Jam and butter or just jam?? Thats the debate...

Hmmmm Butter and Jam always "

Yeah but croissants are made with so much butter, i feel bad for adding more onto it than needs be.

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"When you make/buy a coffee and forget about it "

Doh! And you were probably really looking forward to it?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you make/buy a coffee and forget about it

Doh! And you were probably really looking forward to it?!! "

I was....been looking forward since bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you’re having a nice wank and your dick goes floppy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer has no Espresso only Americano this morning

Oooo that would really tick me off. I have a Nespresso espresso with my overnight oats too. To go to my basket of pods and find 0 espresso ones.....thats why I got 2 boxes of them the other day in Blanch.

Oh ho! Aren't you very clever

This americano is a few mouthfuls more than Kaizer was bargaining for

Life can be so cruel at times

Not just a pretty face!! I have The Fear of not having enough of anything!

"

That's just good preparation

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Only have 1 croissant left to bake.... usually bake 4 ...

Ffs....1 croissant is useless! Love a warm croissant with a coffee. Jam and butter or just jam?? Thats the debate..."

Jam and butter ...cant have enough butter

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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago

Middle Earth


"Only have 1 croissant left to bake.... usually bake 4 ...

Ffs....1 croissant is useless! Love a warm croissant with a coffee. Jam and butter or just jam?? Thats the debate...

Hmmmm Butter and Jam always

Yeah but croissants are made with so much butter, i feel bad for adding more onto it than needs be. "

Oh I know serious calories..... I want a croissants now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only have 1 croissant left to bake.... usually bake 4 ...

Ffs....1 croissant is useless! Love a warm croissant with a coffee. Jam and butter or just jam?? Thats the debate...

Hmmmm Butter and Jam always

Yeah but croissants are made with so much butter, i feel bad for adding more onto it than needs be.

Oh I know serious calories..... I want a croissants now "

Can we all have croissants?

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"When you’re having a nice wank and your dick goes floppy!!! "

Keep going and it will get hard again????? No idea how men's bits work!!

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Only have 1 croissant left to bake.... usually bake 4 ...

Ffs....1 croissant is useless! Love a warm croissant with a coffee. Jam and butter or just jam?? Thats the debate...

Hmmmm Butter and Jam always

Yeah but croissants are made with so much butter, i feel bad for adding more onto it than needs be.

Oh I know serious calories..... I want a croissants now

Can we all have croissants? "

I might have to. Popping to shops later to get my blueberries and strawberrys to avoid disappointment tomorrow. May have to get a croissant now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only have 1 croissant left to bake.... usually bake 4 ...

Ffs....1 croissant is useless! Love a warm croissant with a coffee. Jam and butter or just jam?? Thats the debate...

Hmmmm Butter and Jam always

Yeah but croissants are made with so much butter, i feel bad for adding more onto it than needs be.

Oh I know serious calories..... I want a croissants now

Can we all have croissants?

I might have to. Popping to shops later to get my blueberries and strawberrys to avoid disappointment tomorrow. May have to get a croissant now!"

Can you grab Kaizer the strongest coffee known to mankind please and thank you

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

When you go to drill a hole I’m n a wall and both batteries are dead. Good enough excuse to stop for breakfast I suppose

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

When it's a day off and you still wake up ridiculously early.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When you wake up on a monday morning thinking its Sunday.

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Only have 1 croissant left to bake.... usually bake 4 ...

Ffs....1 croissant is useless! Love a warm croissant with a coffee. Jam and butter or just jam?? Thats the debate...

Hmmmm Butter and Jam always

Yeah but croissants are made with so much butter, i feel bad for adding more onto it than needs be.

Oh I know serious calories..... I want a croissants now

Can we all have croissants?

I might have to. Popping to shops later to get my blueberries and strawberrys to avoid disappointment tomorrow. May have to get a croissant now!

Can you grab Kaizer the strongest coffee known to mankind please and thank you "

Consider it done. I am good like that

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"When you wake up on a monday morning thinking its Sunday."

Oh stop the lights...you didnt did ye??!!!

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"When it's a day off and you still wake up ridiculously early. "

Murphy's sodden law isnt it? Willing yourself to get a huge satisfying sleep because you can and you wake up so early and cannot go back asleep.

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"When you go to drill a hole I’m n a wall and both batteries are dead. Good enough excuse to stop for breakfast I suppose"

Happens MrD all the time. Used to happen me when I did D.I.Y....not so much anymore. I have relenquished that role to my man!!! Love an oul drill though

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"When you wake up on a monday morning thinking its Sunday.

Oh stop the lights...you didnt did ye??!!!"

I fecking did and I wouldn't mind I was out on Friday night,all day Saturday but my brain just decided yesterday didn't happen as it was so boring

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over a year ago

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"When you wake up on a monday morning thinking its Sunday.

Oh stop the lights...you didnt did ye??!!!

I fecking did and I wouldn't mind I was out on Friday night,all day Saturday but my brain just decided yesterday didn't happen as it was so boring "

Lol. Well I hope you dont have to work today and you can behave as of its a Sunday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only have 1 croissant left to bake.... usually bake 4 ...

Ffs....1 croissant is useless! Love a warm croissant with a coffee. Jam and butter or just jam?? Thats the debate...

Hmmmm Butter and Jam always

Yeah but croissants are made with so much butter, i feel bad for adding more onto it than needs be.

Oh I know serious calories..... I want a croissants now

Can we all have croissants?

I might have to. Popping to shops later to get my blueberries and strawberrys to avoid disappointment tomorrow. May have to get a croissant now!

Can you grab Kaizer the strongest coffee known to mankind please and thank you

Consider it done. I am good like that "

Your acts of kindness & generosity have washed the Manbeast's moanday blues away

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

First night off night shifts and still only get 5 hours sleep.

Shattered is an understatement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont you just hate it when you take your bike out of the garage for a spin & the wheel has a puncture

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

... when you order a double sausage and egg mcmuffin, but you're told that they arent doing a breakfast menu yet

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"... when you order a double sausage and egg mcmuffin, but you're told that they arent doing a breakfast menu yet"

Upset for you on that one

We got breakfasts delivered on saturday and my youngest didnt want anything.

However by the time it was delivered he was starving so I gave him my sausage and egg mcmuffin and my hash brown but I kept the coffee....the hunt for a breakfast goes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go for lunch, and upon return discover that some piece of shit low-life scumbag has stolen your car parking place!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"When you go for lunch, and upon return discover that some piece of shit low-life scumbag has stolen your car parking place!! "

Or you could walk to the shop to buy your lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you go for lunch, and upon return discover that some piece of shit low-life scumbag has stolen your car parking place!!

Or you could walk to the shop to buy your lunch "

Or you could just shut the fuck up with your mad ideas!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"When you go for lunch, and upon return discover that some piece of shit low-life scumbag has stolen your car parking place!!

Or you could walk to the shop to buy your lunch

Or you could just shut the fuck up with your mad ideas! "

Or cycle

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Only have 1 croissant left to bake.... usually bake 4 ...

Ffs....1 croissant is useless! Love a warm croissant with a coffee. Jam and butter or just jam?? Thats the debate...

Hmmmm Butter and Jam always

Yeah but croissants are made with so much butter, i feel bad for adding more onto it than needs be.

Oh I know serious calories..... I want a croissants now

Can we all have croissants?

I might have to. Popping to shops later to get my blueberries and strawberrys to avoid disappointment tomorrow. May have to get a croissant now!

Can you grab Kaizer the strongest coffee known to mankind please and thank you

Consider it done. I am good like that

Your acts of kindness & generosity have washed the Manbeast's moanday blues away

"

Eh....right...now, I went to the shops. Got my blueberries and strawberry's etc. I did get a coffee but then it was calling my name so I drank it and went for my laser hair removal appointment. Some other time??!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you go for lunch, and upon return discover that some piece of shit low-life scumbag has stolen your car parking place!!

Or you could walk to the shop to buy your lunch

Or you could just shut the fuck up with your mad ideas!

Or cycle"

Eat shit and die!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only have 1 croissant left to bake.... usually bake 4 ...

Ffs....1 croissant is useless! Love a warm croissant with a coffee. Jam and butter or just jam?? Thats the debate...

Hmmmm Butter and Jam always

Yeah but croissants are made with so much butter, i feel bad for adding more onto it than needs be.

Oh I know serious calories..... I want a croissants now

Can we all have croissants?

I might have to. Popping to shops later to get my blueberries and strawberrys to avoid disappointment tomorrow. May have to get a croissant now!

Can you grab Kaizer the strongest coffee known to mankind please and thank you

Consider it done. I am good like that

Your acts of kindness & generosity have washed the Manbeast's moanday blues away

Eh....right...now, I went to the shops. Got my blueberries and strawberry's etc. I did get a coffee but then it was calling my name so I drank it and went for my laser hair removal appointment. Some other time??!!! "

Damn you! Damn you straight to hell

*shakes fist to heavens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make yourself a much needed cup of tea after a long hard day only to realise the milks gone off and your tea has the consistency of cottage cheese. Have legit teared up over this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you forget to delete Sundays football from the planner and its too full for other recordings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You realise the 3 strawberrys you had and were planning on putting on your overnight oats along with your blueberries have gone off!! Disappointing is not the word.

Blueberries were on their last legs too but manage to salvage a few good one's. Both entered onto my shopping list for later. I lool forwars to my overnight oats after my morning workout...gggrrrrr.

What really mundane thing utterly disappoints you when it fails miserably?

Happy Monday x

MsD

Major disappointment but worse when the kids eat them the night before.

Luckily I have my own strawberries in the back garden coming on nicely at the moment

Make sure you have netting over them so the birds and slugs dont devour them. Pesky kids.... "

Pesky slugs as well

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You realise the 3 strawberrys you had and were planning on putting on your overnight oats along with your blueberries have gone off!! Disappointing is not the word.

Blueberries were on their last legs too but manage to salvage a few good one's. Both entered onto my shopping list for later. I lool forwars to my overnight oats after my morning workout...gggrrrrr.

What really mundane thing utterly disappoints you when it fails miserably?

Happy Monday x

MsD

Major disappointment but worse when the kids eat them the night before.

Luckily I have my own strawberries in the back garden coming on nicely at the moment

Make sure you have netting over them so the birds and slugs dont devour them. Pesky kids....

Pesky slugs as well "

Ah you can forgive the slugs....they probably only have 2 brain cells. Kids???? You would hope a few more!!

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You make yourself a much needed cup of tea after a long hard day only to realise the milks gone off and your tea has the consistency of cottage cheese. Have legit teared up over this. "

Oh dear! Its like when sometimes swipes that last bit of food on my plate, the mouthful I had been saving!! Grrrr....

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"When you forget to delete Sundays football from the planner and its too full for other recordings "

Havent had that problem since having SkyQ.

Coffee is in the post btw!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You realise the 3 strawberrys you had and were planning on putting on your overnight oats along with your blueberries have gone off!! Disappointing is not the word.

Blueberries were on their last legs too but manage to salvage a few good one's. Both entered onto my shopping list for later. I lool forwars to my overnight oats after my morning workout...gggrrrrr.

What really mundane thing utterly disappoints you when it fails miserably?

Happy Monday x

MsD

Major disappointment but worse when the kids eat them the night before.

Luckily I have my own strawberries in the back garden coming on nicely at the moment

Make sure you have netting over them so the birds and slugs dont devour them. Pesky kids....

Pesky slugs as well

Ah you can forgive the slugs....they probably only have 2 brain cells. Kids???? You would hope a few more!!"

Oh they know what their doing alright...little feckers

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"When you go to drill a hole I’m n a wall and both batteries are dead. Good enough excuse to stop for breakfast I suppose

Happens MrD all the time. Used to happen me when I did D.I.Y....not so much anymore. I have relenquished that role to my man!!! Love an oul drill though "

Lots to be said for a good drill

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By *irewolff OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"When you go to drill a hole I’m n a wall and both batteries are dead. Good enough excuse to stop for breakfast I suppose

Happens MrD all the time. Used to happen me when I did D.I.Y....not so much anymore. I have relenquished that role to my man!!! Love an oul drill though

Lots to be said for a good drill "

Absolutely!! The more powerful the better.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"When you go to drill a hole I’m n a wall and both batteries are dead. Good enough excuse to stop for breakfast I suppose

Happens MrD all the time. Used to happen me when I did D.I.Y....not so much anymore. I have relenquished that role to my man!!! Love an oul drill though

Lots to be said for a good drill

Absolutely!! The more powerful the better. "

Size isn’t everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a shout bring ya up some nice fresh wexford ones when heading up 2 work some morning

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

Empty toilet roll left on holder, boils my blood that one

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