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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please help I need advice why this site isn't the dial a ride I thought it was going to be. I have the perfect will fill in later one line profile. I have a fuzzy picture of my fanny with a Sky Remote inserted for scale. I copy and paste the same hi hun wanna fuck messages but they keep getting deleted. I am just bewildered why I am not knee deep in dick.

Please give me lots of advice and tips so I can ignore it all and come back to start the same thread asking why I am not swimming in a barrel of dicks.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Have you mentioned your a genuine professional in your bio?

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

I will stick along to see what the wise have to say ...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Please help I need advice why this site isn't the dial a ride I thought it was going to be. I have the perfect will fill in later one line profile. I have a fuzzy picture of my fanny with a Sky Remote inserted for scale. I copy and paste the same hi hun wanna fuck messages but they keep getting deleted. I am just bewildered why I am not knee deep in dick.

Please give me lots of advice and tips so I can ignore it all and come back to start the same thread asking why I am not swimming in a barrel of dicks."

I feel inspired to offer you a sympathy shag now. Bring it on!

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Wanna arrange a social... I won't turn up just so you know...

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

Wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely use the following keywords

Genuine /professional / discrete/ well hung /

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

maybe your bio is too long. Fill in later is more than sufficient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried moaning more on the forums about how all women on here are bitches for ignoring your one liners???

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Have you tried moaning more on the forums about how all women on here are bitches for ignoring your one liners???"

No no no you have it wrong,shes a man pretending to be a woman...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Have you tried moaning more on the forums about how all women on here are bitches for ignoring your one liners???

No no no you have it wrong,shes a man pretending to be a woman... "

She could be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman. Or a woman or man pretending to be many different women

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Have you tried moaning more on the forums about how all women on here are bitches for ignoring your one liners???

No no no you have it wrong,shes a man pretending to be a woman...

She could be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman. Or a woman or man pretending to be many different women "

What he said....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried moaning more on the forums about how all women on here are bitches for ignoring your one liners???"

Oh yes sorry forgot to throw in comment about how self entitled the men are here not replying to my unsolicited fanny photo's looking for a meet

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

[Removed by poster at 27/06/20 09:39:09]

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia


"Have you tried moaning more on the forums about how all women on here are bitches for ignoring your one liners???

Oh yes sorry forgot to throw in comment about how self entitled the men are here not replying to my unsolicited fanny photo's looking for a meet "

And remember to say that anyone who points out that you might be being a bit of a dick is just a white Knight who'll do anything for a bit of the cock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosy I’m creased laughing here

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

But we all love a white Knight....

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

“Cant meet at short notice”

Obviously needs wait till wife goes to bed

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By *uniorendowedMan
over a year ago

London Derbyshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rosy I’m creased laughing here "

Why didn't you immediately reply to my unsolicited fanny photo. Is it the sky remote putting you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Cant meet at short notice”

Obviously needs wait till wife goes to bed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rosy I’m creased laughing here

Why didn't you immediately reply to my unsolicited fanny photo. Is it the sky remote putting you off "

I had wondered where I left that

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By *kcoupleCouple
over a year ago

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"Have you tried moaning more on the forums about how all women on here are bitches for ignoring your one liners???

Oh yes sorry forgot to throw in comment about how self entitled the men are here not replying to my unsolicited fanny photo's looking for a meet "

In fairness we've asked you countless times to stop sending us nudes and random fanny sky remote shots . The site had gone nuts in the last few weeks, never had so many ridiculously pointless messages

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Rosy I’m creased laughing here

Why didn't you immediately reply to my unsolicited fanny photo. Is it the sky remote putting you off "

Rosey,

Are you not meant to threaten to leave the site before posting a message like this and have your second profile ready to comment on your own post

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By *kcoupleCouple
over a year ago

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"Rosy I’m creased laughing here

Why didn't you immediately reply to my unsolicited fanny photo. Is it the sky remote putting you off

Rosey,

Are you not meant to threaten to leave the site before posting a message like this and have your second profile ready to comment on your own post "

It's best to comment using your second and or third profiles to back up your original point then delete all three

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

How are you meant to keep up with all the profiles ?? Multiple phones ?

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

Maybe its because you haven't put up a post moaning about not being able to get verified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are you meant to keep up with all the profiles ?? Multiple phones ? "

Must keep a wee notebook of the details. Hard enough to remember one password

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"How are you meant to keep up with all the profiles ?? Multiple phones ? "

I find it hard to keep up with one profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rosy I’m creased laughing here

Why didn't you immediately reply to my unsolicited fanny photo. Is it the sky remote putting you off

Rosey,

Are you not meant to threaten to leave the site before posting a message like this and have your second profile ready to comment on your own post "

Oh saving that gem for the exact same thread I am going to start tomorrow

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

Andstop sending the random, blind friend requests and numerous winks you keep sending!

Sheeeesh

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By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago

Cork

Set up a couple profile and at last minute tell the couple you’ve arranged to meet that your husband can’t make it due to work/ travel/ kids/ illness or whatever but that you’re still on for it if they’ll meet you on their own. Couples are suckers for that after making all the arrangements.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe its because you haven't put up a post moaning about not being able to get verified "

What's all this coffee drinking and being sociable about this is a sex site isn't it. I am here three weeks now and can't get a verify. Can someone please take time out of their busy schedule to meet me so I don't turn up

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Maybe its because you haven't put up a post moaning about not being able to get verified

What's all this coffee drinking and being sociable about this is a sex site isn't it. I am here three weeks now and can't get a verify. Can someone please take time out of their busy schedule to meet me so I don't turn up "

And then hide your profile at the exact time of the meet or block them from you not showing

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Maybe its because you haven't put up a post moaning about not being able to get verified

What's all this coffee drinking and being sociable about this is a sex site isn't it. I am here three weeks now and can't get a verify. Can someone please take time out of their busy schedule to meet me so I don't turn up "

Faf?

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Maybe its because you haven't put up a post moaning about not being able to get verified

What's all this coffee drinking and being sociable about this is a sex site isn't it. I am here three weeks now and can't get a verify. Can someone please take time out of their busy schedule to meet me so I don't turn up "

Aye I will... wanna blow me in the car ??

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

And just because we commented on your thread doesn’t mean the door is open for you to keep mailing us

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Maybe a few more "if you want to cum in here fab me pictures "

I'm sure that works

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

In fairness is the sky remote the old big version or new sleek model, u should have specified. And we're not gonna answer ur unsolicited fanny pic mail until we receive at least 7 more mails with just questions marks in them

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

You're not reading profiles properly before sending messages, I said to put ghyddggjyfddrghiugfdihgfg in the title to prove you read it!

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

If we’ve told you once, we’ve told you a million times Rosey, WE ARE FINE!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

were you here before Rosey and well verified but lost your login details cause I recognise that sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If we’ve told you once, we’ve told you a million times Rosey, WE ARE FINE! "

Heah hun wanna fuck in your area now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above are great suggestions, but have you tried sending abusive messages calling lads fat sluts and reassuring them you'd never ACTUALLY ride them after being politely turned down?

That's a sure fire boner clincher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The least you could have done was taken a pic perched by an unflushed toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The least you could have done was taken a pic perched by an unflushed toilet "

Ah how did you guess the theme of my next photo. Just waiting for my bathroom to be extra messy

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about


"The least you could have done was taken a pic perched by an unflushed toilet

Ah how did you guess the theme of my next photo. Just waiting for my bathroom to be extra messy"

Be sure to include your husbands Lynx can in the background even though you say ur single

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All of the above are great suggestions, but have you tried sending abusive messages calling lads fat sluts and reassuring them you'd never ACTUALLY ride them after being politely turned down?

That's a sure fire boner clincher. "

Oh of course I feel obliged to tell them that I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole if I met them on a night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you certainly haven't done yourself any favours for posting this thread.... hovering over block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Be sure to include your husbands Lynx can in the background even though you say ur single "

Oh and also post the only sex pic you have of some random dude you once had the luck of hooking up with, without his permission. Just to prove that you are, ya know, capable of the act. Doesn't really matter if it's real or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you mentioned your a genuine professional in your bio?"

I absolutely detest when a person calls themselves a professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you mentioned your a genuine professional in your bio?

I absolutely detest when a person calls themselves a professional "

I always wonder what they professional at?

Window cleaning

Stamp licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please help I need advice why this site isn't the dial a ride I thought it was going to be. I have the perfect will fill in later one line profile. I have a fuzzy picture of my fanny with a Sky Remote inserted for scale. I copy and paste the same hi hun wanna fuck messages but they keep getting deleted. I am just bewildered why I am not knee deep in dick.

Please give me lots of advice and tips so I can ignore it all and come back to start the same thread asking why I am not swimming in a barrel of dicks."

This will work for a man

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Have you mentioned your a genuine professional in your bio?

I absolutely detest when a person calls themselves a professional

I always wonder what they professional at?

Window cleaning

Stamp licker

"

professional wanker maybe?

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By *onerrrMan
over a year ago

Northsideee

Hahaha Great thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you certainly haven't done yourself any favours for posting this thread.... hovering over block button "

This is the part of the thread where I start muttering about white knight's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say you want quality over quantity, the people who think they're better than everyone else will come flocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should B thanking everyone for their messages by now and you will get back to them in a timely manner

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Dont pm people randomly all the time... like have you no life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont pm people randomly all the time... like have you no life "

Why did you block me after I sent the same copy and paste message 17 times. I know I say I am straight in my profile but I am "Fab straight"

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

You think this is dial a ride?!? Ffs we get so many mails from random women passing by looking for a car meet Why would yours standout from the rest?

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

I know you always put effort into your messages and you're always polite but you still can't get a reply? Why didn't you mention the fact there's 5000 women to every man on here

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"

Be sure to include your husbands Lynx can in the background even though you say ur single

Oh and also post the only sex pic you have of some random dude you once had the luck of hooking up with, without his permission. Just to prove that you are, ya know, capable of the act. Doesn't really matter if it's real or not. "

Or a photo that can be EASILY found on hundreds of porn/Tumblr sites across the globe (thank you Tineye)

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Rosy I’m creased laughing here

Why didn't you immediately reply to my unsolicited fanny photo. Is it the sky remote putting you off

Rosey,

Are you not meant to threaten to leave the site before posting a message like this and have your second profile ready to comment on your own post

It's best to comment using your second and or third profiles to back up your original point then delete all three "

Or forget to actually switch profiles and just reply to yourself anyhow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Be sure to include your husbands Lynx can in the background even though you say ur single

Oh and also post the only sex pic you have of some random dude you once had the luck of hooking up with, without his permission. Just to prove that you are, ya know, capable of the act. Doesn't really matter if it's real or not.

Or a photo that can be EASILY found on hundreds of porn/Tumblr sites across the globe (thank you Tineye) "

I prefer to use the pics from Twitter, three different ones cause obviously the cock never looks the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You think this is dial a ride?!? Ffs we get so many mails from random women passing by looking for a car meet Why would yours standout from the rest? "

Dammit I can't remember the password to my other profile "ScabbyRedLips" so I can send you abusive messages about how self entitled you are

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Have you mentioned your a genuine professional in your bio?

I absolutely detest when a person calls themselves a professional

I always wonder what they professional at?

Window cleaning

Stamp licker

professional wanker maybe?"

Whatever pays the bills

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

Rosie, like, how many pussy shots does it take?...

Surely there aren’t any more possible angles left!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rosie, like, how many pussy shots does it take?...

Surely there aren’t any more possible angles left!! "

Oh I just have to finish up my Jameson for the next pussy photo. Next step up from the Sky remote

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Any fella that doesnt answer my hi fancy a fuck message is obviously up their own arse and a time waster

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By *exysam and StuartCouple
over a year ago

over the hills and far away

Rosy you crack me up

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By *yeCandyDublinCouple
over a year ago

Lucan

Rosy ...you are absolutely hilarious

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By *at3232Woman
over a year ago

the moon


"“Cant meet at short notice”

Obviously needs wait till wife goes to bed "

So true

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Really can't stand the long ass messages you send ... wanna fuck is enough to make me wanna open my legs

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By *at3232Woman
over a year ago

the moon


"OP you certainly haven't done yourself any favours for posting this thread.... hovering over block button "

Oh no she will be upset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please help I need advice why this site isn't the dial a ride I thought it was going to be. I have the perfect will fill in later one line profile. I have a fuzzy picture of my fanny with a Sky Remote inserted for scale. I copy and paste the same hi hun wanna fuck messages but they keep getting deleted. I am just bewildered why I am not knee deep in dick.

Please give me lots of advice and tips so I can ignore it all and come back to start the same thread asking why I am not swimming in a barrel of dicks."

you forgot to say that you suck like an Electrolux and will gobble all night

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Maybe you should wait until you are passing through their area and offer to meet in their cars

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rosy ...you are absolutely hilarious "

Oh look yet another couple that blocked me after I sent that unsolicited fanny picture with the Baileys bottle inserted. Sooo stuck up the pair of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Showing your true colours now op, sending me PMs, wanna fuck etc, I mean really...

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

If you had a truck you could park up in the local service station and email us at 7.30am.....we would love to come to your stinking cab at that hour for a grope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less is more Rosebush!

Stop inserting household utensils into your vajayjay. Try put a bit of thought into your messages as opposed to the incessant "Wanna fuck".

No means no, don't take it so personally you're just too gamey at times

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"Please help I need advice why this site isn't the dial a ride I thought it was going to be. I have the perfect will fill in later one line profile. I have a fuzzy picture of my fanny with a Sky Remote inserted for scale. I copy and paste the same hi hun wanna fuck messages but they keep getting deleted. I am just bewildered why I am not knee deep in dick.

Please give me lots of advice and tips so I can ignore it all and come back to start the same thread asking why I am not swimming in a barrel of dicks.you forgot to say that you suck like an Electrolux and will gobble all night "

Don’t feed her after midnight!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Please help I need advice why this site isn't the dial a ride I thought it was going to be. I have the perfect will fill in later one line profile. I have a fuzzy picture of my fanny with a Sky Remote inserted for scale. I copy and paste the same hi hun wanna fuck messages but they keep getting deleted. I am just bewildered why I am not knee deep in dick.

Please give me lots of advice and tips so I can ignore it all and come back to start the same thread asking why I am not swimming in a barrel of dicks.you forgot to say that you suck like an Electrolux and will gobble all night "

And show a bit of class. Sucks like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosy !!! U are a howl !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you doing online if you don't wanna meet..TIME "WAI S TER"

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Firstly OP you need to stop sending me pussy pics, I've seen enough to last me a lifetime.

Also just because your working near me Tuesday and have a free hour at lunch, doesn't mean I'm going to drop my boxers and let you suck me off in the back of your car.

And if you could, stop asking me what I'm into, read my profile.

And why have you a couple profile if your husband is taking a break, set up a single profile so for yourself.

Oh thanks for letting me know you've met loads from here too, it's a shame none of them verified you.

And it's time to update your 6yr old pic of your belly button.

I see your bio says to hit you up if I'm looking for fun, have you tried Lynx Africa, meant to be great to reel in the guys.

You cant travel, or accommodate, husband doesn't know your here I take it.

Oh and I see your staying in a nearby hotel for a few nights, I'd love to meet, let me know your room number.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Less is more Rosebush!

Stop inserting household utensils into your vajayjay. Try put a bit of thought into your messages as opposed to the incessant "Wanna fuck".

No means no, don't take it so personally you're just too gamey at times

"

Oh another stuck up entitled man thinking he's God gift. You probably say shiver me timbers when you ejaculate

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

It's people like you that ruin this site for all the genuine women on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Less is more Rosebush!

Stop inserting household utensils into your vajayjay. Try put a bit of thought into your messages as opposed to the incessant "Wanna fuck".

No means no, don't take it so personally you're just too gamey at times

Oh another stuck up entitled man thinking he's God gift. You probably say shiver me timbers when you ejaculate"

Only in your dreams Rosehip

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Please help I need advice why this site isn't the dial a ride I thought it was going to be. I have the perfect will fill in later one line profile. I have a fuzzy picture of my fanny with a Sky Remote inserted for scale. I copy and paste the same hi hun wanna fuck messages but they keep getting deleted. I am just bewildered why I am not knee deep in dick.

Please give me lots of advice and tips so I can ignore it all and come back to start the same thread asking why I am not swimming in a barrel of dicks."

Ffs OP the cheek of you not agreeing to sell or send on used knickers too when all your cam veris say you do is letting you down. How will you ever meet someone, I was especially upset that you posted all through Covid "anyone looking for a meet today?" Single men only and had filters of single men and your profile hidden. I found your profile so interesting too especially the fact I had a choice of 7 different women as each photo was somebody completely different. How could I tell which one was sending the fanny pic and wanna fuck .

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Less is more Rosebush!

Stop inserting household utensils into your vajayjay. Try put a bit of thought into your messages as opposed to the incessant "Wanna fuck".

No means no, don't take it so personally you're just too gamey at times

Oh another stuck up entitled man thinking he's God gift. You probably say shiver me timbers when you ejaculate"

Did he say that to you too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I like how the OP uses the word fanny... it turns me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Less is more Rosebush!

Stop inserting household utensils into your vajayjay. Try put a bit of thought into your messages as opposed to the incessant "Wanna fuck".

No means no, don't take it so personally you're just too gamey at times

Oh another stuck up entitled man thinking he's God gift. You probably say shiver me timbers when you ejaculate

Only in your dreams Rosehip "

Hip hip hooray is my own particular battle cry..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosy you legend xoxo

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You can take the girl out of the bog but you can't take the bog out of the girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can take the girl out of the bog but you can't take the bog out of the girl. "

Heah hun can accommodate now in my tractor and trailer

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"You can take the girl out of the bog but you can't take the bog out of the girl.

Heah hun can accommodate now in my tractor and trailer "

Will you turf me out after?

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By *yeCandyDublinCouple
over a year ago

Lucan


"Rosy ...you are absolutely hilarious

Oh look yet another couple that blocked me after I sent that unsolicited fanny picture with the Baileys bottle inserted. Sooo stuck up the pair of you "

PMSL

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By *reddieRaeCouple
over a year ago

Banbridge

Constantly requesting advice, yet completely ignore it?

"Askhole"

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Have you tried mentioning that you are in the area or passing by ?

Maybe mention how easy it is for you to get the ride in normal bars etc ?

Or

Maybe just post like an edgelord stating that the men here wouldn't be so popular in the real world ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is brill well done op

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

God this place is just full of trolls snowflakes white knight's and men easily offended by unsolicited fanny pictures. Time to delete this profile wait a day and set up a new one.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"God this place is just full of trolls snowflakes white knight's and men easily offended by unsolicited fanny pictures. Time to delete this profile wait a day and set up a new one. "

Bye. Don't let the tent flap hit you on the arse on the way out.

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"God this place is just full of trolls snowflakes white knight's and men easily offended by unsolicited fanny pictures. Time to delete this profile wait a day and set up a new one. "

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Constantly requesting advice, yet completely ignore it?

"Askhole" "

Askhole brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosie! simple solution! sit on my new strap-on get your rocks off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Less is more Rosebush!

Stop inserting household utensils into your vajayjay. Try put a bit of thought into your messages as opposed to the incessant "Wanna fuck".

No means no, don't take it so personally you're just too gamey at times

Oh another stuck up entitled man thinking he's God gift. You probably say shiver me timbers when you ejaculate

Did he say that to you too?? "

It is not uncommon for two different humans beings sharing the same dream

It absolutely isn't uncommon for two ladies on Fab to share the same dream about the Manbeast

#dreamscancometrue

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Less is more Rosebush!

Stop inserting household utensils into your vajayjay. Try put a bit of thought into your messages as opposed to the incessant "Wanna fuck".

No means no, don't take it so personally you're just too gamey at times

Oh another stuck up entitled man thinking he's God gift. You probably say shiver me timbers when you ejaculate

Did he say that to you too??

It is not uncommon for two different humans beings sharing the same dream

It absolutely isn't uncommon for two ladies on Fab to share the same dream about the Manbeast

#dreamscancometrue"

Come on Kaiser why won't you just fuck us both at the same time ... havent we sent you enough mails??

Fanny pics ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manbeast get your arm bands on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a jar of Dolmio instead of the sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Less is more Rosebush!

Stop inserting household utensils into your vajayjay. Try put a bit of thought into your messages as opposed to the incessant "Wanna fuck".

No means no, don't take it so personally you're just too gamey at times

Oh another stuck up entitled man thinking he's God gift. You probably say shiver me timbers when you ejaculate

Did he say that to you too??

It is not uncommon for two different humans beings sharing the same dream

It absolutely isn't uncommon for two ladies on Fab to share the same dream about the Manbeast

#dreamscancometrue

Come on Kaiser why won't you just fuck us both at the same time ... havent we sent you enough mails??

Fanny pics ??

"

Lady garden pics are most unbecoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Manbeast get your arm bands on "

Arm bands wouldn't be enough

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

:-weak here so accurate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try a jar of Dolmio instead of the sky remote "

Mmm I am just like spaghetti.... Straight until wet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try a jar of Dolmio instead of the sky remote

Mmm I am just like spaghetti.... Straight until wet.... "

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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago

Middle Earth


"Please help I need advice why this site isn't the dial a ride I thought it was going to be. I have the perfect will fill in later one line profile. I have a fuzzy picture of my fanny with a Sky Remote inserted for scale. I copy and paste the same hi hun wanna fuck messages but they keep getting deleted. I am just bewildered why I am not knee deep in dick.

Please give me lots of advice and tips so I can ignore it all and come back to start the same thread asking why I am not swimming in a barrel of dicks."

It's the sky remote, try an xbox controller next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try a jar of Dolmio instead of the sky remote

Mmm I am just like spaghetti.... Straight until wet.... "

Hahahahaha......we’re a good pair then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try a jar of Dolmio instead of the sky remote

Mmm I am just like spaghetti.... Straight until wet.... "

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west


"Please help I need advice why this site isn't the dial a ride I thought it was going to be. I have the perfect will fill in later one line profile. I have a fuzzy picture of my fanny with a Sky Remote inserted for scale. I copy and paste the same hi hun wanna fuck messages but they keep getting deleted. I am just bewildered why I am not knee deep in dick.

Please give me lots of advice and tips so I can ignore it all and come back to start the same thread asking why I am not swimming in a barrel of dicks."

Sounds like your having a bad day it's ok it happens to us all here il get the glasses and the wine and we can let this all blow over start fresh tomorrow

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

Rosy, a few tips.

Mention your 'unbelievable skills' somewhere in your profile. That might even do instead of 'will fill in later'.

If you do fill out a profile, use text 'speak' and no punctuation. Always a cock-getter.

So something like this might work...

Sxy chck her lukin for de ride VWE 9'+ only tats n jim body 2 d top of d cue not lukin for time waisters or looosers so jog on ben here bfore so no the score 420 friendly 2 no prob singl guys send face pic wit fist msg or no reply you have ben warnd too many timewaisters on her if use nt veryfied dont msg i wont reply u wil b delete we share de hotel sound i have fckbuddy 2 if we want no ropes or chains or dat shite just ridin msg me

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about


"Rosy, a few tips.

Mention your 'unbelievable skills' somewhere in your profile. That might even do instead of 'will fill in later'.

If you do fill out a profile, use text 'speak' and no punctuation. Always a cock-getter.

So something like this might work...

Sxy chck her lukin for de ride VWE 9'+ only tats n jim body 2 d top of d cue not lukin for time waisters or looosers so jog on ben here bfore so no the score 420 friendly 2 no prob singl guys send face pic wit fist msg or no reply you have ben warnd too many timewaisters on her if use nt veryfied dont msg i wont reply u wil b delete we share de hotel sound i have fckbuddy 2 if we want no ropes or chains or dat shite just ridin msg me"

This made me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rosy, a few tips.

Mention your 'unbelievable skills' somewhere in your profile. That might even do instead of 'will fill in later'.

If you do fill out a profile, use text 'speak' and no punctuation. Always a cock-getter.

So something like this might work...

Sxy chck her lukin for de ride VWE 9'+ only tats n jim body 2 d top of d cue not lukin for time waisters or looosers so jog on ben here bfore so no the score 420 friendly 2 no prob singl guys send face pic wit fist msg or no reply you have ben warnd too many timewaisters on her if use nt veryfied dont msg i wont reply u wil b delete we share de hotel sound i have fckbuddy 2 if we want no ropes or chains or dat shite just ridin msg me"

..think you have covered all the essentials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rosy, a few tips.

Mention your 'unbelievable skills' somewhere in your profile. That might even do instead of 'will fill in later'.

If you do fill out a profile, use text 'speak' and no punctuation. Always a cock-getter.

So something like this might work...

Sxy chck her lukin for de ride VWE 9'+ only tats n jim body 2 d top of d cue not lukin for time waisters or looosers so jog on ben here bfore so no the score 420 friendly 2 no prob singl guys send face pic wit fist msg or no reply you have ben warnd too many timewaisters on her if use nt veryfied dont msg i wont reply u wil b delete we share de hotel sound i have fckbuddy 2 if we want no ropes or chains or dat shite just ridin msg me"

Can I borrow that for my profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rosy, a few tips.

Mention your 'unbelievable skills' somewhere in your profile. That might even do instead of 'will fill in later'.

If you do fill out a profile, use text 'speak' and no punctuation. Always a cock-getter.

So something like this might work...

Sxy chck her lukin for de ride VWE 9'+ only tats n jim body 2 d top of d cue not lukin for time waisters or looosers so jog on ben here bfore so no the score 420 friendly 2 no prob singl guys send face pic wit fist msg or no reply you have ben warnd too many timewaisters on her if use nt veryfied dont msg i wont reply u wil b delete we share de hotel sound i have fckbuddy 2 if we want no ropes or chains or dat shite just ridin msg me"

Yes finally a bio I can be proud of now off to copy and paste into my profile and sit back and let the offers roll on

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Rosy, a few tips.

Mention your 'unbelievable skills' somewhere in your profile. That might even do instead of 'will fill in later'.

If you do fill out a profile, use text 'speak' and no punctuation. Always a cock-getter.

So something like this might work...

Sxy chck her lukin for de ride VWE 9'+ only tats n jim body 2 d top of d cue not lukin for time waisters or looosers so jog on ben here bfore so no the score 420 friendly 2 no prob singl guys send face pic wit fist msg or no reply you have ben warnd too many timewaisters on her if use nt veryfied dont msg i wont reply u wil b delete we share de hotel sound i have fckbuddy 2 if we want no ropes or chains or dat shite just ridin msg me"

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder


"Rosy, a few tips.

Mention your 'unbelievable skills' somewhere in your profile. That might even do instead of 'will fill in later'.

If you do fill out a profile, use text 'speak' and no punctuation. Always a cock-getter.

So something like this might work...

Sxy chck her lukin for de ride VWE 9'+ only tats n jim body 2 d top of d cue not lukin for time waisters or looosers so jog on ben here bfore so no the score 420 friendly 2 no prob singl guys send face pic wit fist msg or no reply you have ben warnd too many timewaisters on her if use nt veryfied dont msg i wont reply u wil b delete we share de hotel sound i have fckbuddy 2 if we want no ropes or chains or dat shite just ridin msg me

Yes finally a bio I can be proud of now off to copy and paste into my profile and sit back and let the offers roll on "

Ur welkum

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Please help I need advice why this site isn't the dial a ride I thought it was going to be. I have the perfect will fill in later one line profile. I have a fuzzy picture of my fanny with a Sky Remote inserted for scale. I copy and paste the same hi hun wanna fuck messages but they keep getting deleted. I am just bewildered why I am not knee deep in dick.

Please give me lots of advice and tips so I can ignore it all and come back to start the same thread asking why I am not swimming in a barrel of dicks."

It's because you never learned to swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never put anal in your interests

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By *ddcoolnamelaterMan
over a year ago

Donegal


"Rosy, a few tips.

Mention your 'unbelievable skills' somewhere in your profile. That might even do instead of 'will fill in later'.

If you do fill out a profile, use text 'speak' and no punctuation. Always a cock-getter.

So something like this might work...

Sxy chck her lukin for de ride VWE 9'+ only tats n jim body 2 d top of d cue not lukin for time waisters or looosers so jog on ben here bfore so no the score 420 friendly 2 no prob singl guys send face pic wit fist msg or no reply you have ben warnd too many timewaisters on her if use nt veryfied dont msg i wont reply u wil b delete we share de hotel sound i have fckbuddy 2 if we want no ropes or chains or dat shite just ridin msg me

Yes finally a bio I can be proud of now off to copy and paste into my profile and sit back and let the offers roll on

Ur welkum"

If you could just do one now for the guys to copy and paste Beso. We would be eternally grateful in our barrel of fannies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You never put anal in your interests"

Oral makes your whole day but anal makes your w-hole week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe its because you haven't put up a post moaning about not being able to get verified

What's all this coffee drinking and being sociable about this is a sex site isn't it. I am here three weeks now and can't get a verify. Can someone please take time out of their busy schedule to meet me so I don't turn up "

Rosy I’m weak here laughing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please help I need advice why this site isn't the dial a ride I thought it was going to be. I have the perfect will fill in later one line profile. I have a fuzzy picture of my fanny with a Sky Remote inserted for scale. I copy and paste the same hi hun wanna fuck messages but they keep getting deleted. I am just bewildered why I am not knee deep in dick.

Please give me lots of advice and tips so I can ignore it all and come back to start the same thread asking why I am not swimming in a barrel of dicks."

Rosy I love you

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By *andydevineMan
over a year ago

sligo

Never eat yellow snow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please help I need advice why this site isn't the dial a ride I thought it was going to be. I have the perfect will fill in later one line profile. I have a fuzzy picture of my fanny with a Sky Remote inserted for scale. I copy and paste the same hi hun wanna fuck messages but they keep getting deleted. I am just bewildered why I am not knee deep in dick.

Please give me lots of advice and tips so I can ignore it all and come back to start the same thread asking why I am not swimming in a barrel of dicks.

Rosy I love you "

Oh yet another stuck up person who got offended and blocked me when I sent endless fanny photo's

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

You sent us so many fanny fotos there’s now an echo on my phone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please help I need advice why this site isn't the dial a ride I thought it was going to be. I have the perfect will fill in later one line profile. I have a fuzzy picture of my fanny with a Sky Remote inserted for scale. I copy and paste the same hi hun wanna fuck messages but they keep getting deleted. I am just bewildered why I am not knee deep in dick.

Please give me lots of advice and tips so I can ignore it all and come back to start the same thread asking why I am not swimming in a barrel of dicks."

I'd love to replace your Sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sent us so many fanny fotos there’s now an echo on my phone! "

You can't call yourselves the Sophisticats and not expect to get unsolicited pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaysus OP, get over yourself. All us lads have hundreds of offers on a daily basis. Just get in line like the rest of the women and couples. Your turn will come eventually.

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

bUT i'M gENUINE

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

Rosy, I made a grave error in my earlier suggested profile. I omitted the disclaimer at the end.

It's been updated now.

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Sxy chck her lukin for de ride VWE 9'+ only tats n jim body 2 d top of d cue not lukin for time waisters or looosers so jog on ben here bfore so no the score not my 1st rodoe 420 friendly 2 no prob singl guys send face pic wit fist msg or no reply you have ben warnd 2 many timewaisters on her if use nt veryfied dont msg i wont reply u wil b delete n blokd we share de hotel sound i have fckbuddy 2 if we want no ropes or chains or dat shite just ridin msg me put minge in subjest so i no u red dis

sidney univercity foook rite of

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By *dlucyTV/TS
over a year ago

cork


"Rosy I’m creased laughing here

Why didn't you immediately reply to my unsolicited fanny photo. Is it the sky remote putting you off "

The are you sitting on the tv remote? No I’m not, are you sure yes I’m sure I’d know if i was sitting on the remote!!! Stands up and bang Ohh wait I found it ????

Ps rosy your on fire with these comments, the ones you had on the viagra post

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By *jallMan
over a year ago

Cork/Sligo


"maybe your bio is too long. Fill in later is more than sufficient"

Or how's about "Meh" like I saw on one profile- female! At least she made the effort to fill in a Capital "M" ...

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By *jallMan
over a year ago

Cork/Sligo


"Rosy, I made a grave error in my earlier suggested profile. I omitted the disclaimer at the end.

It's been updated now.

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Sxy chck her lukin for de ride VWE 9'+ only tats n jim body 2 d top of d cue not lukin for time waisters or looosers so jog on ben here bfore so no the score not my 1st rodoe 420 friendly 2 no prob singl guys send face pic wit fist msg or no reply you have ben warnd 2 many timewaisters on her if use nt veryfied dont msg i wont reply u wil b delete n blokd we share de hotel sound i have fckbuddy 2 if we want no ropes or chains or dat shite just ridin msg me put minge in subjest so i no u red dis

sidney univercity foook rite of"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rosy, I made a grave error in my earlier suggested profile. I omitted the disclaimer at the end.

It's been updated now.

***

Sxy chck her lukin for de ride VWE 9'+ only tats n jim body 2 d top of d cue not lukin for time waisters or looosers so jog on ben here bfore so no the score not my 1st rodoe 420 friendly 2 no prob singl guys send face pic wit fist msg or no reply you have ben warnd 2 many timewaisters on her if use nt veryfied dont msg i wont reply u wil b delete n blokd we share de hotel sound i have fckbuddy 2 if we want no ropes or chains or dat shite just ridin msg me put minge in subjest so i no u red dis

sidney univercity foook rite of"

I have purchased a new barrel for all the dicks I am going to be swimming in after changing my profile to this

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