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"i start getting ready a couple days before. Dry brush, coffee coconut oil scrub, full shave, hair mask, face mask eye mask, lashings of moisturiser, repeat the night before. so smooth i slide along the floor ha ha" Just to avoid any confusion is this Mr or Mrs...  | |||
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"i start getting ready a couple days before. Dry brush, coffee coconut oil scrub, full shave, hair mask, face mask eye mask, lashings of moisturiser, repeat the night before. so smooth i slide along the floor ha ha" Awwww yes the meet ritual ... | |||
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"i start getting ready a couple days before. Dry brush, coffee coconut oil scrub, full shave, hair mask, face mask eye mask, lashings of moisturiser, repeat the night before. so smooth i slide along the floor ha ha Just to avoid any confusion is this Mr or Mrs... "thats actually him. I just jump in the shower for five mins and then im good to go ha ha ha ha. joking its me. you dont wanna be near me on spa night. Its a very serious routine | |||
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"i start getting ready a couple days before. Dry brush, coffee coconut oil scrub, full shave, hair mask, face mask eye mask, lashings of moisturiser, repeat the night before. so smooth i slide along the floor ha ha" Wednesday nite is start of the prep with tan and exfoliation lol second coat Thursday. Need ur coffee coconut scrub recipe | |||
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"i start getting ready a couple days before. Dry brush, coffee coconut oil scrub, full shave, hair mask, face mask eye mask, lashings of moisturiser, repeat the night before. so smooth i slide along the floor ha ha Wednesday nite is start of the prep with tan and exfoliation lol second coat Thursday. Need ur coffee coconut scrub recipe " i will admit to be ridiculously lazy and buying the ready made Frank Body one. they also have one with a shimmer in it but i swear its the best scrub ever. Makes a hell of a mess but worth it. but if you have all the stuff at home its 1/2 cup fresh ground coffe 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup of coconut oil (melted obvs) i tsp of vanilla extract and stir well and off ya go | |||
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"i start getting ready a couple days before. Dry brush, coffee coconut oil scrub, full shave, hair mask, face mask eye mask, lashings of moisturiser, repeat the night before. so smooth i slide along the floor ha ha Wednesday nite is start of the prep with tan and exfoliation lol second coat Thursday. Need ur coffee coconut scrub recipe i will admit to be ridiculously lazy and buying the ready made Frank Body one. they also have one with a shimmer in it but i swear its the best scrub ever. Makes a hell of a mess but worth it. but if you have all the stuff at home its 1/2 cup fresh ground coffe 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup of coconut oil (melted obvs) i tsp of vanilla extract and stir well and off ya go "Think my idea of heaven is this and someone to rub it all over me followed by a good oiling of course | |||
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"i start getting ready a couple days before. Dry brush, coffee coconut oil scrub, full shave, hair mask, face mask eye mask, lashings of moisturiser, repeat the night before. so smooth i slide along the floor ha ha Wednesday nite is start of the prep with tan and exfoliation lol second coat Thursday. Need ur coffee coconut scrub recipe i will admit to be ridiculously lazy and buying the ready made Frank Body one. they also have one with a shimmer in it but i swear its the best scrub ever. Makes a hell of a mess but worth it. but if you have all the stuff at home its 1/2 cup fresh ground coffe 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup of coconut oil (melted obvs) i tsp of vanilla extract and stir well and off ya go
Think my idea of heaven is this and someone to rub it all over me followed by a good oiling of course "Pack it all in your swing bag and make it part of the meet | |||
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"i start getting ready a couple days before. Dry brush, coffee coconut oil scrub, full shave, hair mask, face mask eye mask, lashings of moisturiser, repeat the night before. so smooth i slide along the floor ha ha Wednesday nite is start of the prep with tan and exfoliation lol second coat Thursday. Need ur coffee coconut scrub recipe i will admit to be ridiculously lazy and buying the ready made Frank Body one. they also have one with a shimmer in it but i swear its the best scrub ever. Makes a hell of a mess but worth it. but if you have all the stuff at home its 1/2 cup fresh ground coffe 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup of coconut oil (melted obvs) i tsp of vanilla extract and stir well and off ya go
Think my idea of heaven is this and someone to rub it all over me followed by a good oiling of course "ohh for a lovely oil massage | |||
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"i start getting ready a couple days before. Dry brush, coffee coconut oil scrub, full shave, hair mask, face mask eye mask, lashings of moisturiser, repeat the night before. so smooth i slide along the floor ha ha" I'm not sure if that image makes me laugh or have naughty thoughts...I think the latter  | |||
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"A great oil massage is a thing of beauty and a rare find. Himself tries god love him but gets overcome and slips the cock in in no time " | |||
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"feck sake men have it so handy. still i enjoy my spa nights though. nice little hour or so of indulgence" Stop with the sexist remarks now ladies 
Mans handy life matters | |||
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"feck sake men have it so handy. still i enjoy my spa nights though. nice little hour or so of indulgence Stop with the sexist remarks now ladies
Mans handy life matters " | |||
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"I have a shower, blowdry my hair, put on some minimal make-up, get dressed and go. It's no different to any other night out, except I choose my underwear more carefully." Isnt there a saying that if a man meets a woman wearing matching sexy underwear its not the mans decision if he's having sex that night | |||
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"I have a shower, blowdry my hair, put on some minimal make-up, get dressed and go. It's no different to any other night out, except I choose my underwear more carefully. Isnt there a saying that if a man meets a woman wearing matching sexy underwear its not the mans decision if he's having sex that night" Cant say im familiar with that quote.. | |||
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"Social meet, shower, body lotion, minimal makeup , hair blow dried. Nice dress and perfume and off I go. As for a fun meet see above "Pretty much the same as this bar I wear jeans and top a dress may get pulled out for the next meet | |||
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""Pretty much the same as this bar I wear jeans and top"" That actually sounds a lot more casual and relaxed (better, imho) Meets can be stressful enough, so better being in some sort of comfort zone. | |||
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"I have a shower, blowdry my hair, put on some minimal make-up, get dressed and go. It's no different to any other night out, except I choose my underwear more carefully. Isnt there a saying that if a man meets a woman wearing matching sexy underwear its not the mans decision if he's having sex that night" There is, but it's more to do with being prepared for all eventualities ?? | |||
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"Trying to recapture the excitement of getting ready for a meet. Lockdown's been loooong lol anyway it got me thinking about what prep u do for a meet, cpl,bi,str8 or gay makes no odds. What are your rituals???" Shower n shave and the bag is always packed 
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"feck sake men have it so handy. still i enjoy my spa nights though. nice little hour or so of indulgence" What about all the weeks and months of copy and paste messages before we get the said meets | |||
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"feck sake men have it so handy. still i enjoy my spa nights though. nice little hour or so of indulgence What about all the weeks and months of copy and paste messages before we get the said meets "That's what your right hand is for | |||
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"feck sake men have it so handy. still i enjoy my spa nights though. nice little hour or so of indulgence What about all the weeks and months of copy and paste messages before we get the said meets "I have never sent a copy and paste message in my life. Im shocked so i am. shocked. and appalled. and blue haired fml | |||
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"I have a shower, blowdry my hair, put on some minimal make-up, get dressed and go. It's no different to any other night out, except I choose my underwear more carefully." Mine's similar to this, I throw in some pussy grooming but I don't need the blowdry as my hairstyle is natural mess, finally add refreshing the toe nail varnish and ready to go | |||
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"I start by telling her Wednesday we are leaving at 12 o clock Saturday for the 1hour and thirty minute drive to get there early and relax and enjoy ourselves Repeat this statement 4 times Thursday and five times Friday. I pace around the house impatiently from 12 o clock Saturday after the kids and pets are taken care of wondering what the hell is going on she’s been getting ready since Monday!!! We sit into the car at 5 o clock and leave "Absolute comedy gold | |||
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"feck sake men have it so handy. still i enjoy my spa nights though. nice little hour or so of indulgence What about all the weeks and months of copy and paste messages before we get the said meets
I have never sent a copy and paste message in my life. Im shocked so i am. shocked. and appalled. and blue haired fml"Your a bit young for the blue rinse | |||
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"feck sake men have it so handy. still i enjoy my spa nights though. nice little hour or so of indulgence What about all the weeks and months of copy and paste messages before we get the said meets
I have never sent a copy and paste message in my life. Im shocked so i am. shocked. and appalled. and blue haired fml
Your a bit young for the blue rinse "its really not funny | |||
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"I start by telling her Wednesday we are leaving at 12 o clock Saturday for the 1hour and thirty minute drive to get there early and relax and enjoy ourselves Repeat this statement 4 times Thursday and five times Friday. I pace around the house impatiently from 12 o clock Saturday after the kids and pets are taken care of wondering what the hell is going on she’s been getting ready since Monday!!! We sit into the car at 5 o clock and leave " weirdly accurate | |||
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