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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Right half time...change ends

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By *unonmyface69Couple
over a year ago

Town

Come inside, come inside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely that was in

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

On me head.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play to the whistle and don't let your head drop

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

And he slips one in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're shit aaaaah

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

He's going for a hat trick...

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By *un_guy_69Man
over a year ago

Limerick/Tipperary border

That caught everyone by surprise as he slipped that one in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will ya open yer fucking eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the chest?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

He dribbles....he shoots..

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

He shoots he scores..

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"He dribbles....he shoots.."

That's just freaky BM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go long!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Ah for fucks sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play it

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Ahhh, cramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goallll

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By *iquidRavenMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Overhead Dick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're getting sacked in the morning

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Bring on the sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor decision

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Pulled him off at half time

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By *ashy85Man
over a year ago

Waterford

The pitch is flooded.... Ah sure I've played in worse conditions

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

And its 3 against 2 at the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh that was rash!!

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Put it in already

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

"A nation holds it's breath.

Yes, we're there..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They think it's all over. ... it is now

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

So who's playing away from home next week

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

The big man at the back is flirting with danger here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohhhhhh ya beauty. What a hit son. What a hit.

(I will never in my life forget that piece of commentary. It's up there with agueroooooooooooo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuck in behind

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

In The Vanilla club..........and its live

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

Very wet conditions tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the box

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By *ratos87Man
over a year ago

Galway

It was tight but they've done well to come from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no clue what's going on, can you explain it again?!

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By *ottie00Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

Crouch, touch, pause....engage

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

Oh, good hands..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send on a sub...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That hole was so big you could drive a truck through it

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Why is there a rabbit in the box ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is there a rabbit in the box ?"

Not sure what the reaction to that would be lol

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Why is there a rabbit in the box ?

Not sure what the reaction to that would be lol"

I wouldn't complain ....so much to learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And he's caught the high ball

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Where was he going with that!

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

What a beautifully trimmed surface...

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By *ELegendMan
over a year ago

kildare

Pull hard pull hard!!!

If it doesn’t come up go down on it!!!!

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Pull hard pull hard!!!

If it doesn’t come up go down on it!!!! "

What sport do you watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will ya get up to fuck

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By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago

Cork

Two hands and bend your back

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Between the legs

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By *ubberstablesMan
over a year ago

finglas

Put the ball in the box

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

Aaaahhhhhhhhhh.

(All depends on the tone)

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

He's a box to box player...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go around the back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liverpool are you going to cum. No pre cum. Cum good an hard like you didn't for 30 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He goes into the box and out cums seaman

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By *immyK67Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Tackle from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He goes into the box and out cums seaman

Seaman dribbles out of the box towards butt.... Was actually said during an England game

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

Bend it like Beckham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it in!!

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By *addubMan
over a year ago

dublin. 12

Get in there

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By *ELegendMan
over a year ago

kildare

"Pull hard pull hard!!!

If it doesn’t come up go down on it!!!!

What sport do you watch "

The same as A1cork!!!! Hurling!!!

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

The restart will be a dropped ball.....

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"The restart will be a dropped ball.....

Nothing worse that when the ball disappears alright

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Hes after pulling something in the warm up....

Tis a bit one sided so far...

Ooohhhh...he might have gone in a bit early there

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

Can i have the ball back, please?

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

That was massively massively disappointing...they'll have to improve on that before next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I demand a replay

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

If you're a utd supporter you must be disappointed with that effort

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

And after being on top for most of it....they are starting to tire

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Around the back and bangs in a screamer.

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By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago

Cork

"Pull hard pull hard!!!

If it doesn’t come up go down on it!!!!

What sport do you watch

The same as A1cork!!!! Hurling!!!

Is there another sport?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Pull hard pull hard!!!

If it doesn’t come up go down on it!!!!

What sport do you watch

The same as A1cork!!!! Hurling!!!

Is there another sport?"

Sorry yes great sport and something very special about the munster final.

Never heard the expression before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get tighter you don’t have to social distance out there !!

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I cant wait to watch this back later on

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

Oooh Aaahh..oooh aaahh...

(With extra ooomph if your name is Paul McGrath).

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

How time fuck did you miss that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get your own lift home

(If you're Roy Keane)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great stick control

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

It's all a bit surreal with the added crowd effects...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh just shaved the upright

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Snooker

And that's the black in the centre

Will he go for the pink or the brown

And he's followed trough two ball ans sunk the white in the same hole

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Golf

He's just rolled up to the hole and sunk it in

Fourrrrrrr

Will we play two ball or four ball

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Tennis

New balls please

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

Drive it, drive it, drive it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was a load of shite

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Use the magic spray.....it'll be grand and working again in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up off the ground you weren't shot

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By *exy Saucy SocialsCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Poor performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez will you bury it

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

And to think I was actually looking forward to this a couple of hours ago

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By *ELegendMan
over a year ago

kildare

"Pull hard pull hard!!!

If it doesn’t come up go down on it!!!!

What sport do you watch

The same as A1cork!!!! Hurling!!!

Is there another sport?

Sorry yes great sport and something very special about the munster final.

Never heard the expression before "

Your luck we didn’t wear it off ya!!!!

(just another one)

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By *ELegendMan
over a year ago

kildare

"Get tighter you don’t have to social distance out there !! "

I knew a cornerback that social distance his whole career!!! A stalwart of The junior B!!!!

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

"Look at his face, just look at his face..."

(Well known commentary from a 70s Derby v Man City game).

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By *ashy85Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Face the puck out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohh he slipped in the back door there

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Lob it into the box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grab em by the balls see how he likes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the tight head has gone in hard there on the hooker. That's got to hurt.

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By *allblonde777Man
over a year ago

derry

They think it's all over...... It is now

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By *usietranslutTV/TS
over a year ago

carlow

He’s fecking useless - he wouldn’t get a ride at an orgy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a disgrace

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By *laveishMan
over a year ago

kildare

Lob it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Score

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

It’s all exploded in the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy some ice-cream after?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

It’s gonna take 11 men to get the job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's blown it wide open

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

Ooooh that's defo a red card

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

He shot to early!

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

He need to get the finger out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get In !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats one useless c*nt there

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Ffs! 6 and a half metres wide and you still can't get it in!

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Why do I keep doing this to myself?

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Jesus that ball took some wallop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go down in the box the second you get a chance...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a trophy for this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got yer shinpads on?

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Look you're the worse player here

You'll only get on if someone gets injured and has to get pulled off

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

From tears of despair last year to tears of joy today. You can really see what it means to him to have finally achieved what he had been deprived of for years.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"From tears of despair last year to tears of joy today. You can really see what it means to him to have finally achieved what had been deprived of for years."

Why am I reading that in a motd commentators voice

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Something I actually heard in Croke Park, addressed to a now famously gay goalkeeper after the ball went by him... "ffs, you wouldn't miss it if there was hair on it!"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Tog off

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Something I actually heard in Croke Park, addressed to a now famously gay goalkeeper after the ball went by him... "ffs, you wouldn't miss it if there was hair on it!"

Must have been the Hurling

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Something I actually heard in Croke Park, addressed to a now famously gay goalkeeper after the ball went by him... "ffs, you wouldn't miss it if there was hair on it!"

Must have been the Hurling "

What a rebel

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

He Should have been in the box, take him off!! Lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"He Should have been in the box, take him off!! Lol

Down in Leitrim we'd be shouting "pull him off ta fuck!"

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Can't believe I paid to come to this

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By *orthDublinDRMan
over a year ago

Clongriffin

There is no 2 metre social distancing here. Get stuck in to fuck

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

"He Should have been in the box, take him off!! Lol

Down in Leitrim we'd be shouting "pull him off ta fuck!"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not fit to wear that Jersey

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

"He Should have been in the box, take him off!! Lol

Down in Leitrim we'd be shouting "pull him off ta fuck!"

Love it

Falls right inta the category of "she's no relation....get stuck in!!

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By *eepimpactMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Go on....lash it right up the middle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Release !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was at the perfect angle to slide it in .

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Up kerry

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Classic true cricket commentary..

England v west indies...

"The bowler's Holding,...the batsman's Willey"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Can yer man that got the red card come back on in extra time?

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

From the days of Eddie waring

"And it's an up and under"

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Surely that was his hand on the ball.

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

That's game well and truly over

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By *eepimpactMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Just taaap it in....just a lil tap tap!

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"Just taaap it in....just a lil tap tap!"

Give it a little tappy.....tap tap tarooo

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Any holes a goal

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By *oejoxxxMan
over a year ago

anywhere

Busty Belle.....yummy

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Cum on liverpool

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

Ouhhh, thats a bit hairy....

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Stop annoying me woman, I'm watching the Pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Doesn't it feel weird without a crowd ?'

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By *ragonfly777Man
over a year ago

belfast

Really it should be , he scores he shoots

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