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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's a male unicorn?

I mean... We have "Bull"...

But bulls are fucking everywhere, not very mythical, and pretty much only applicable to cuckold players.

We need something a little more esoteric I think, something with a little panache...

Please forward your suggestions to me personally, preferably on the back on a very detailed nude.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"What's a male unicorn?

I mean... We have "Bull"...

But bulls are fucking everywhere, not very mythical, and pretty much only applicable to cuckold players.

We need something a little more esoteric I think, something with a little panache...

Please forward your suggestions to me personally, preferably on the back on a very detailed nude. "

A unihorn

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"What's a male unicorn?

I mean... We have "Bull"...

But bulls are fucking everywhere, not very mythical, and pretty much only applicable to cuckold players.

We need something a little more esoteric I think, something with a little panache...

Please forward your suggestions to me personally, preferably on the back on a very detailed nude.

A unihorn "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Pegasus or Minotaur perhaps?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Jedi. Rare but they do exist, the most skilled sword fighters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jedi. Rare but they do exist, the most skilled sword fighters. "

That's genius

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"What's a male unicorn?

I mean... We have "Bull"...

But bulls are fucking everywhere, not very mythical, and pretty much only applicable to cuckold players.

We need something a little more esoteric I think, something with a little panache...

Please forward your suggestions to me personally, preferably on the back on a very detailed nude.

A unihorn "

Dont think you can beat that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a male unicorn?

I mean... We have "Bull"...

But bulls are fucking everywhere, not very mythical, and pretty much only applicable to cuckold players.

We need something a little more esoteric I think, something with a little panache...

Please forward your suggestions to me personally, preferably on the back on a very detailed nude. "
What about Santa Claus we all know that neither he nor unicorns exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My idea of a male unicorn is a confident, mindful, charismatic man, gifted with common sense and good sense of humour.

A man, who doesn't have to ask if you want to meet him because you know you do as from the very few first exchanged messages you know he's got that little something special up his sleeve.

This is a true make unicorn to me as I've only encountered very far and few of those in my time here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*male unicorn, not make (autocorrect)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".... from the very few first exchanged messages you know he's got that little something special up his sleeve.... "

Cocaine. Gotcha.

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby

Theres too many males on here. They cant be an elusive mystical creature that you only hear fair tales of, as theres literally thousands of us

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


".... from the very few first exchanged messages you know he's got that little something special up his sleeve....

Cocaine. Gotcha. "

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Theres too many males on here. They cant be an elusive mystical creature that you only hear fair tales of, as theres literally thousands of us"

But we are all unique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres too many males on here. They cant be an elusive mystical creature that you only hear fair tales of, as theres literally thousands of us"

I think there is a term for it already 'Manicorn'...not very sexy word though, and with so many male profiles on fab it's a case of 'Manicant'

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west


"A Pegasus or Minotaur perhaps? "

Pegasus is a horse not a bull despite having the horn

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"A Pegasus or Minotaur perhaps?

Pegasus is a horse not a bull despite having the horn "

Maybe a centaur instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Pegasus or Minotaur perhaps?

Pegasus is a horse not a bull despite having the horn "

Never said it was a bull

Just throwing out a few mythical creatures Honk

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Or a hyperbolist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... from the very few first exchanged messages you know he's got that little something special up his sleeve....

Cocaine. Gotcha. "

If that's what women you meet desire... not my circus not my monkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres too many males on here. They cant be an elusive mystical creature that you only hear fair tales of, as theres literally thousands of us"

Have to strongly dissagree with your statement. Male unicorns have no competition here at all.

It's very easy to filter through the non desirebles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Theres too many males on here. They cant be an elusive mystical creature that you only hear fair tales of, as theres literally thousands of us"

Yeah - but just as the strict definition of a unicorn is a single female who meets and plays with couples - we could also use the following criteria for our male version of the unicorn;

Sane.

Single.

Fit.

Handsome.

Hung.

Reliable.

Not a total cunt.

Finding ALL of these qualities in one single male is enough to push the existence of same into mythical status, in my humble opinion.

I'm sure plenty of couples would agree!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

If that's what women you meet desire... not my circus not my monkeys "

Tongue placed firmly in arse cheek my Good Lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Theres too many males on here. They cant be an elusive mystical creature that you only hear fair tales of, as theres literally thousands of us"

Yeah - but just as the strict definition of a unicorn is a single female who meets and plays with couples - we could also use the following criteria for our male version of the unicorn;

Sane.

Single.

Fit.

Handsome.

Hung.

Reliable.

Not a total cunt.

Finding ALL of these qualities in one single male is enough to push the existence of same into mythical status, in my humble opinion.

I'm sure plenty of couples would agree!! "

Couldn't have said better

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west


"A Pegasus or Minotaur perhaps?

Pegasus is a horse not a bull despite having the horn

Never said it was a bull

Just throwing out a few mythical creatures Honk "
Oh I see well then in that case I choose the kraken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Pegasus or Minotaur perhaps?

Pegasus is a horse not a bull despite having the horn

Never said it was a bull

Just throwing out a few mythical creatures Honk Oh I see well then in that case I choose the kraken "

Good call

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Or a hyperbolist? "

Had to look that one up every days a school day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Theres too many males on here. They cant be an elusive mystical creature that you only hear fair tales of, as theres literally thousands of us"

Yeah - but just as the strict definition of a unicorn is a single female who meets and plays with couples - we could also use the following criteria for our male version of the unicorn;

Sane.

Single.

Fit.

Handsome.

Hung.

Reliable.

Not a total cunt.

Finding ALL of these qualities in one single male is enough to push the existence of same into mythical status, in my humble opinion.

I'm sure plenty of couples would agree!! "

I'm sure some single women would agree too

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish


"My idea of a male unicorn is a confident, mindful, charismatic man, gifted with common sense and good sense of humour.

A man, who doesn't have to ask if you want to meet him because you know you do as from the very few first exchanged messages you know he's got that little something special up his sleeve.

This is a true make unicorn to me as I've only encountered very far and few of those in my time here. "

They are actually quite rare. I see male unicorns as those who totally understand the swinging scene and are actually quite sort after. Can honestly say I can count on one hand how many I have met over the years. They stand out amongst the jokers and wannabees.

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

Ahhh we met one, he disappeared... and reappeared and disappeared again such a shame but hey such as life.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I think they are called laid

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby


"Theres too many males on here. They cant be an elusive mystical creature that you only hear fair tales of, as theres literally thousands of us

Have to strongly dissagree with your statement. Male unicorns have no competition here at all.

It's very easy to filter through the non desirebles "

I think youre talking about men who meet your preferences. Not men who will meet couples.

Women who meet couples are definitely the minority, the elusive unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a male unicorn?

I mean... We have "Bull"...

But bulls are fucking everywhere, not very mythical, and pretty much only applicable to cuckold players.

We need something a little more esoteric I think, something with a little panache...

Please forward your suggestions to me personally, preferably on the back on a very detailed nude. "

I imagine its centaur who's a bit of a dickhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres too many males on here. They cant be an elusive mystical creature that you only hear fair tales of, as theres literally thousands of us

Have to strongly dissagree with your statement. Male unicorns have no competition here at all.

It's very easy to filter through the non desirebles

I think youre talking about men who meet your preferences. Not men who will meet couples.

Women who meet couples are definitely the minority, the elusive unicorn "

I'm talking about any men who are all the above.

Being part of a couple - I know 100% how insanely hard it is to come across that type of a man.

It's definitely much easier to find a man who meets my preferences than a man who meets couples.

You can go mansplain to someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*man who meets couples and is all of the above

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Theres too many males on here. They cant be an elusive mystical creature that you only hear fair tales of, as theres literally thousands of us

Have to strongly dissagree with your statement. Male unicorns have no competition here at all.

It's very easy to filter through the non desirebles

I think youre talking about men who meet your preferences. Not men who will meet couples.

Women who meet couples are definitely the minority, the elusive unicorn

I'm talking about any men who are all the above.

Being part of a couple - I know 100% how insanely hard it is to come across that type of a man.

It's definitely much easier to find a man who meets my preferences than a man who meets couples.

You can go mansplain to someone else. "

Just throwing it out there; couples are my preferred meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a male unicorn?

I mean... We have "Bull"...

But bulls are fucking everywhere, not very mythical, and pretty much only applicable to cuckold players.

We need something a little more esoteric I think, something with a little panache...

Please forward your suggestions to me personally, preferably on the back on a very detailed nude. "
This name Craic is just stupid. A man is male and a woman is female what the fuck more name do they need.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's a male unicorn?

I mean... We have "Bull"...

But bulls are fucking everywhere, not very mythical, and pretty much only applicable to cuckold players.

We need something a little more esoteric I think, something with a little panache...

Please forward your suggestions to me personally, preferably on the back on a very detailed nude. This name Craic is just stupid. A man is male and a woman is female what the fuck more name do they need. "

Morning Juan.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.


"My idea of a male unicorn is a confident, mindful, charismatic man, gifted with common sense and good sense of humour.

A man, who doesn't have to ask if you want to meet him because you know you do as from the very few first exchanged messages you know he's got that little something special up his sleeve.

This is a true make unicorn to me as I've only encountered very far and few of those in my time here. "

Missus, you are very perceptive..

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