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By *ireannCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Suburbs

With a few years now of browsing profiles they all more or less hit the same points of what people look for. There has been some that stand out for us though. Feel free to add your own best line you've seen that gets your attention in a profile.

Best Line for us:

If my Mother finds out what I'm doing here, we're all in trouble.

EireCpl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With a few years now of browsing profiles they all more or less hit the same points of what people look for. There has been some that stand out for us though. Feel free to add your own best line you've seen that gets your attention in a profile.

Best Line for us:

If my Mother finds out what I'm doing here, we're all in trouble.

EireCpl

"

"seeking single males"

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By *ireannCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Suburbs


"

Best Line for us:

If my Mother finds out what I'm doing here, we're all in trouble.

EireCpl

"seeking single males" "

Lol.. Yes, suppose that looks like the winning lotto number line to single guys

EireCpl

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By *leasureOrbitCouple
over a year ago

city centre

There’s a single ladies profile on here that always cracks us up, don’t think we’re allowed to name profile names, but a sample of it is:

“I’d rather a wank to be honest”

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By *ireannCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Suburbs


"

“I’d rather a wank to be honest”"

Don't think there's any ambiguity in that line..lol

EireCpl

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

will buy your dirty knickers.... written in caps

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By *ireannCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Suburbs

We've been offered money also for worn underwear..lol

EireCpl

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

There's a woman in Westmeath and she has

" if you're not a good person outside the bedroom you'll never know how good I am inside the bedroom"

Just think it's a nice sentiment to have

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"There's a woman in Westmeath and she has

" if you're not a good person outside the bedroom you'll never know how good I am inside the bedroom"

Just think it's a nice sentiment to have "

That is a good quote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just here for the ride

The most straightforward status I've ever seen

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"We've been offered money also for worn underwear..lol

EireCpl "

I'm still waiting for the day of equality when women mail offering to buy my worn boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been offered money also for worn underwear..lol

EireCpl

I'm still waiting for the day of equality when women mail offering to buy my worn boxers "

I’ll start the bid!.....

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By *ireannCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Suburbs


"We've been offered money also for worn underwear..lol

EireCpl

I'm still waiting for the day of equality when women mail offering to buy my worn boxers "

Don't worry LaidBack.. The ladies are are waiting on them to ferment a little first.. then you'll see the bids roll in..lol

EireCpl

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By *ireannCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Suburbs


"There's a woman in Westmeath and she has

" if you're not a good person outside the bedroom you'll never know how good I am inside the bedroom"

Just think it's a nice sentiment to have "

That's a great one actually

EireCpl

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"There's a woman in Westmeath and she has

" if you're not a good person outside the bedroom you'll never know how good I am inside the bedroom"

Just think it's a nice sentiment to have

That is a good quote. "

I was having a coffee today near mullingar and I always have a look at local profiles and generally have a perve of their pics

That profile came up and I thought it sounded different and genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even Spaghetti is straight ... until its wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even Spaghetti is straight ... until its wet "
Brilliant line

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By *ireannCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Suburbs


"Even Spaghetti is straight ... until its wet "

Lol.. Love it

EireCpl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll leave yer face like a painter's radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been offered money also for worn underwear..lol

EireCpl "

Someone just offered to buy my thong...strange seeing as I don't own one

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

And on the second day. The lord almighty created Bman79. Heaven only knows why he waited so long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m really sorry

But unfortunately by your pictures I have to agree with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to have a social meet first - just to make sure your not the murdery type!!

Priceless - if carlsberg did fab profiles!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And on the second day. The lord almighty created Bman79. Heaven only knows why he waited so long!"

BHhahahaa trust you

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