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Sexual misconceptions when you were younger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I just randomly thought of this just now.

So I was 21 and got talking to a girl on MySpace. We agreed to meet up and go to the cinema and back to my oldest brothers flat as he was away and let me use it. Sex was already on the cards and this would have been only the second women I was with at that point.

So in the flat we started kissing etc. She says she has to use the bathroom and she'll come out wearing something nice.

5 minutes pass and she comes out with a tiny G-string and stockings (woo-hoo I thought)

So we started kissing some more and she blows me. I think "why not return the favour" as I had never gone down on a girl. Was only with one girl before and never did it.

So off comes the G-string and I go down ... Que the biggest smell of you know what. Number 2.

Being young, inexperience and naive I just thought that was the normal lol. So I quickly stopped at we had sex.

For ages after, anytime I saw a porno I would think guys were disgusting going down lol. I'd actually say to myself "dirty bastard" lol.

It wasn't until I hooked up with a girl I worked with (d*unkingly) and went down. To realise it was just the previous had terrible hygiene. Lol.

Messed up thing was she was a beautiful woman who took great pride in her appearance.

Care to share any similar?

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I used to think bumming was bumping bums together

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By *nkedviolet69Woman
over a year ago

Twickenham


"So I just randomly thought of this just now.

So I was 21 and got talking to a girl on MySpace. We agreed to meet up and go to the cinema and back to my oldest brothers flat as he was away and let me use it. Sex was already on the cards and this would have been only the second women I was with at that point.

So in the flat we started kissing etc. She says she has to use the bathroom and she'll come out wearing something nice.

5 minutes pass and she comes out with a tiny G-string and stockings (woo-hoo I thought)

So we started kissing some more and she blows me. I think "why not return the favour" as I had never gone down on a girl. Was only with one girl before and never did it.

So off comes the G-string and I go down ... Que the biggest smell of you know what. Number 2.

Being young, inexperience and naive I just thought that was the normal lol. So I quickly stopped at we had sex.

For ages after, anytime I saw a porno I would think guys were disgusting going down lol. I'd actually say to myself "dirty bastard" lol.

It wasn't until I hooked up with a girl I worked with (d*unkingly) and went down. To realise it was just the previous had terrible hygiene. Lol.

Messed up thing was she was a beautiful woman who took great pride in her appearance.

Care to share any similar?

"

Had exactly the same situation.. but annoyingly with my first ever boyfriend.. I was 16 and had never gone down on a guy before.. it wasn't his cock or bad hygiene but his cum tasted disgusting.. to the point I actually vomited and never gave him head again without a condom.. it put me off giving head for years intill I realized actually it wasn't all like that and it was obviously just he's awful diet... Now luckily I actually love giving head.. but really messed with me dating life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to think bumming was bumping bums together "

It isn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the first few awkward fumbles were as good as it got - almost put me off for life!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

In a packed Savoy cinema in Dublin one sunday afternoon when i was 13 and i hooked up with a girl of 15 that was a friend of a friend

She put a jacket over her lap and asked me to put my hand down between her legs.

I swear to God I was at her belly Button for ages not knowing where else anything was.

She finally moved my hand down and wow

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

When you say younger do you mean less than 50?

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By *ugs BunnyCouple
over a year ago

south Dublin

When I was growing up I wouldnt be with a guy that one of my friends had already gone out with, even if what they had was well over. I didnt want my friends sloppy seconds. The idea of that is so silly now I'm older and like swinging Mrs Bugs

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