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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?"

Depends on the Bear. Paddington would be fucked

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?

Depends on the Bear. Paddington would be fucked "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gorilla hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?"

Silver back vs a grizzly bear.....Bear all day long

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?

Depends on the Bear. Paddington would be fucked "

Paddington vrs curious george ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?

Depends on the Bear. Paddington would be fucked

Paddington vrs curious george ??? "

George would out wit him.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?

Depends on the Bear. Paddington would be fucked

Paddington vrs curious george ???

George would out wit him."

Paddington has marmalde sandwiches. Im rooting for paddington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?

Depends on the Bear. Paddington would be fucked

Paddington vrs curious george ???

George would out wit him.

Paddington has marmalde sandwiches. Im rooting for paddington "

Ah yes, distract George with a sandwich. He is easily distracted.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?

Depends on the Bear. Paddington would be fucked

Paddington vrs curious george ???

George would out wit him.

Paddington has marmalde sandwiches. Im rooting for paddington

Ah yes, distract George with a sandwich. He is easily distracted. "

Paddington is so clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?

Depends on the Bear. Paddington would be fucked

Paddington vrs curious george ???

George would out wit him.

Paddington has marmalde sandwiches. Im rooting for paddington

Ah yes, distract George with a sandwich. He is easily distracted.

Paddington is so clever "

He sure is. George is innovative though

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?

Depends on the Bear. Paddington would be fucked

Paddington vrs curious george ???

George would out wit him.

Paddington has marmalde sandwiches. Im rooting for paddington

Ah yes, distract George with a sandwich. He is easily distracted.

Paddington is so clever

He sure is. George is innovative though"

He is but you know what they say about curiosity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leonardo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?

Depends on the Bear. Paddington would be fucked

Paddington vrs curious george ???

George would out wit him.

Paddington has marmalde sandwiches. Im rooting for paddington

Ah yes, distract George with a sandwich. He is easily distracted.

Paddington is so clever

He sure is. George is innovative though

He is but you know what they say about curiosity "

What , George killed the cat. The yellow man won't be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear 100%

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By *rgasmo87Man
over a year ago

Ballynahinch Area


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?

Depends on the Bear. Paddington would be fucked "

You been reading ny fan fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally I'd say the bear, but if the gorilla is allowed to use weapons then I'll take the gorilla. Apparently they are fantastic with a musket lol actually no, I was thinking more rocks and large sticks. Whack a bear round the side of the head with a rock and its gonna feel it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gorilla is more intelligent and would outsmart the bears brute force....I think anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the gorilla was scared of the bear then the bear would win but if it was a badass gorilla then definitely the gorilla

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

Is this the new form of inoffensive comedy we have to get used to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?

Depends on the Bear. Paddington would be fucked

Paddington vrs curious george ???

George would out wit him.

Paddington has marmalde sandwiches. Im rooting for paddington

Ah yes, distract George with a sandwich. He is easily distracted.

Paddington is so clever "

Yes,clever enough not to get in a fight with a gorilla

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The bear would bring the necessities of life including Gorilla glue and stick his ass down.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

khabib

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"khabib"

Pity we won't get a chance to see him win again

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"khabib

Pity we won't get a chance to see him win again "

How come? I thought hes scheduled to fight in september against justin?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"khabib

Pity we won't get a chance to see him win again

How come? I thought hes scheduled to fight in september against justin?"

Apologies I meant beating the crap out of the newly retired Mcgregor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a half bear half gorilla hybrid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the new form of inoffensive comedy we have to get used to?"

OP was quite careful to leave out the race of the animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a half bear half gorilla hybrid? "

Does it fight the winner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a half bear half gorilla hybrid?

Does it fight the winner?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winner fights man-bear-pig.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"What about a half bear half gorilla hybrid? "

A bearilla. I want to see this.

Or would it be a gorear? That sounds like a lot of men on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a half bear half gorilla hybrid?

A bearilla. I want to see this.

Or would it be a gorear? That sounds like a lot of men on fab. "

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By *ashy85Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Easy work for the bear have any of ye seen the claws on a bear hahaha gorilla got no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Winner fights man-bear-pig. "

Are you Serial?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a half bear half gorilla hybrid?

A bearilla. I want to see this.

Or would it be a gorear? That sounds like a lot of men on fab. "

Bearilla

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?

Depends on the Bear. Paddington would be fucked

Paddington vrs curious george ???

George would out wit him.

Paddington has marmalde sandwiches. Im rooting for paddington

Ah yes, distract George with a sandwich. He is easily distracted.

Paddington is so clever

He sure is. George is innovative though

He is but you know what they say about curiosity

What , George killed the cat. The yellow man won't be happy "

I really hadn't thought that through george is a killing machine

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"My friend thinks gorilla but I think bear hmmm

What do you guys think?

Depends on the Bear. Paddington would be fucked

Paddington vrs curious george ???

George would out wit him.

Paddington has marmalde sandwiches. Im rooting for paddington

Ah yes, distract George with a sandwich. He is easily distracted.

Paddington is so clever

Yes,clever enough not to get in a fight with a gorilla"

He'll just hang around posh london houses eating marmalade sandwiches dreaming about deepest darkest Peru.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Kong v Rupert would be the new Snakes on a plane.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"What about a half bear half gorilla hybrid? "

Which end is bear which end is gorilla??? Mat effect the outcome

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Kong v Rupert would be the new Snakes on a plane. "

Not Rupert surely he's protected

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Kong v Rupert would be the new Snakes on a plane.

Not Rupert surely he's protected "

It was a toss up between that and Kong/Pooh and that's not a movie any of us wants to see.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Seeing as you are picking the apex ape then you'd have to go for an apex bear (grizzly) in that case the bear would absolutely destroy the gorilla it wouldn't even be a fight it would be a slaughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kong v Rupert would be the new Snakes on a plane.

Not Rupert surely he's protected "

It's a hybrid so it would possess the limbs of a gorilla with bear claws and gnashing teeth along with furriness.

If you are unsure please Google Miss Nobber 2019 for comparison purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kong v Rupert would be the new Snakes on a plane.

Not Rupert surely he's protected

It was a toss up between that and Kong/Pooh and that's not a movie any of us wants to see. "

Eh Gentle Ben!

Only not being so gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bear because of the vicious sharp claws and teeth!

Silver Back is faster and stronger though so it could gain element of surprise.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

You're specific about the ape but not about the bear. While it's unlikely that a gorilla is being confronted with a polar bear but you never know with the climat change....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're specific about the ape but not about the bear. While it's unlikely that a gorilla is being confronted with a polar bear but you never know with the climat change.... "

Whoah!

No one mentioned a polar bear

Are we now taking about an Arctic battle?

Kaizer is konfused

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"You're specific about the ape but not about the bear. While it's unlikely that a gorilla is being confronted with a polar bear but you never know with the climat change....

Whoah!

No one mentioned a polar bear

Are we now taking about an Arctic battle?

Kaizer is konfused "

Well he said bear. Polar bear is a bear, so is a Grizzly. Let's being the Yeti into it too, I'm sure it's a friend of the manbeast.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Kong v Rupert would be the new Snakes on a plane.

Not Rupert surely he's protected

It was a toss up between that and Kong/Pooh and that's not a movie any of us wants to see. "

My heart broke thinking about that. I'll sacrifice rupert.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Kong v Rupert would be the new Snakes on a plane.

Not Rupert surely he's protected

It's a hybrid so it would possess the limbs of a gorilla with bear claws and gnashing teeth along with furriness.

If you are unsure please Google Miss Nobber 2019 for comparison purposes "

Miss Nobber is displeased with the comparison

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"You're specific about the ape but not about the bear. While it's unlikely that a gorilla is being confronted with a polar bear but you never know with the climat change.... "

But seriously the gorilla could take the poor polar bear. He'd be in a shocking state with the heat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear outweighs a gorilla is bigger and is a bona-fide killer. It also has a ton of insulation. Razor sharp teeth and basically knives for claws. A gorilla is a sedentary creature that actively avoids conflict. It prob has the strength advantage but that's about it.

Tl dr

Bear all day long assuming it's a black brown or polar.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"You're specific about the ape but not about the bear. While it's unlikely that a gorilla is being confronted with a polar bear but you never know with the climat change....

But seriously the gorilla could take the poor polar bear. He'd be in a shocking state with the heat. "

If he was bi-polar they could set up a couples profile.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"You're specific about the ape but not about the bear. While it's unlikely that a gorilla is being confronted with a polar bear but you never know with the climat change....

But seriously the gorilla could take the poor polar bear. He'd be in a shocking state with the heat.

If he was bi-polar they could set up a couples profile. "

Would that count as a bi male or bi female account

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"You're specific about the ape but not about the bear. While it's unlikely that a gorilla is being confronted with a polar bear but you never know with the climat change....

But seriously the gorilla could take the poor polar bear. He'd be in a shocking state with the heat.

If he was bi-polar they could set up a couples profile. "

Do you think he'd use fake photos or know he's beautiful as he is ?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"You're specific about the ape but not about the bear. While it's unlikely that a gorilla is being confronted with a polar bear but you never know with the climat change....

But seriously the gorilla could take the poor polar bear. He'd be in a shocking state with the heat.

If he was bi-polar they could set up a couples profile.

Would that count as a bi male or bi female account "

Passed your bedtime. You have to be up at 6

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"You're specific about the ape but not about the bear. While it's unlikely that a gorilla is being confronted with a polar bear but you never know with the climat change....

But seriously the gorilla could take the poor polar bear. He'd be in a shocking state with the heat.

If he was bi-polar they could set up a couples profile.

Would that count as a bi male or bi female account

Passed your bedtime. You have to be up at 6 "

I don't have to be....but I will

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"You're specific about the ape but not about the bear. While it's unlikely that a gorilla is being confronted with a polar bear but you never know with the climat change....

But seriously the gorilla could take the poor polar bear. He'd be in a shocking state with the heat.

If he was bi-polar they could set up a couples profile.

Do you think he'd use fake photos or know he's beautiful as he is ? "

I'd say he'd be a confident chap and be happy being him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bear outweighs a gorilla is bigger and is a bona-fide killer. It also has a ton of insulation. Razor sharp teeth and basically knives for claws. A gorilla is a sedentary creature that actively avoids conflict. It prob has the strength advantage but that's about it.

Tl dr

Bear all day long assuming it's a black brown or polar. "

Don't know if there is any strenghy difference. I saw a video of a bear ripping the door off a locked car to get a snack. It was cheese or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kong v Rupert would be the new Snakes on a plane.

Not Rupert surely he's protected

It's a hybrid so it would possess the limbs of a gorilla with bear claws and gnashing teeth along with furriness.

If you are unsure please Google Miss Nobber 2019 for comparison purposes

Miss Nobber is displeased with the comparison "

She's fucking thrilled to even get a mention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're specific about the ape but not about the bear. While it's unlikely that a gorilla is being confronted with a polar bear but you never know with the climat change....

Whoah!

No one mentioned a polar bear

Are we now taking about an Arctic battle?

Kaizer is konfused

Well he said bear. Polar bear is a bear, so is a Grizzly. Let's being the Yeti into it too, I'm sure it's a friend of the manbeast. "

Once again the oracle blows Kaizer's mind

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

Bear all the time almost twice the size of a gorilla.. Has sharp claws would rip gorilla apart with a few swipes.. What an immature conversation to have but I like it

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Kong v Rupert would be the new Snakes on a plane.

Not Rupert surely he's protected

It's a hybrid so it would possess the limbs of a gorilla with bear claws and gnashing teeth along with furriness.

If you are unsure please Google Miss Nobber 2019 for comparison purposes

Miss Nobber is displeased with the comparison

She's fucking thrilled to even get a mention "

Well bless her it dosent happen to often

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