FabSwingers.com forum: What grinds your gears?

By *attooYou OP Man
over a year ago

just about northside

Mine is fake profiles. Why bother your arse setting up these? Just don't get it....and frankly getting on my wick....

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

When its a hot day and all the tangle twisters are gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very little at this stage

Except people who don't replace the toilet roll, there's a special place in hell for them

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Very little at this stage

Except people who don't replace the toilet roll, there's a special place in hell for them"

And if they do they put it on the wrong way

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By *attooYou OP Man
over a year ago

just about northside

"Very little at this stage

Except people who don't replace the toilet roll, there's a special place in hell for them

And if they do they put it on the wrong way"

Ah here, don't open it....that's a can of worms....

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

When men dont put the toilet seat down. Is that the pandoras box?

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By *attooYou OP Man
over a year ago

just about northside

"When men dont put the toilet seat down. Is that the pandoras box? "

Yea, Pandora has a lovely box...

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"When men dont put the toilet seat down. Is that the pandoras box?

Yea, Pandora has a lovely box... "

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with "will fill in later" and one fuzzy dick pick bitching and moaning that Fab isn't the dial a ride they thought it would be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles created within 2 or 3 days nó pics or photo verfs asking for kik pics etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guys thinking this site is an open leg site. As in (sex site) and they don't understand the meaning swinging which fucks it up for the rest of us lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worn synchromesh usually...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When men dont put the toilet seat down. Is that the pandoras box? "

When wemon put the toilet seat down, does it always have to be the ladies way?

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

When I'm waiting on people who can't do something as efficient as me.

I mean, how long do you need to be at the goddamn ATM?

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By *enguin1Man
over a year ago

The sticks

People walking slowly in busy areas

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"When I'm waiting on people who can't do something as efficient as me.

I mean, how long do you need to be at the goddamn ATM?"

There was an old woman at the atm ahead of me yesterday and she was taking forever to get sorted. Eventually I asked her did she need help and she asked me if I'd check her balance for her. I gave her a little push and she fell over so I said "it's shite, missus!" and used the atm myself.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"When I'm waiting on people who can't do something as efficient as me.

I mean, how long do you need to be at the goddamn ATM?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The two most overused words on fab irritate me somewhat... Fake and genuine.

To ask ever increasing number of people, the word fake appears to mean "someone who's looking for something different to what I'm looking for" and it gets thrown around the place like confetti at a 1980s wedding.

Genuine.. "I'm looking for a genuine man" so basically someone with a penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body shameing to get extra attention...

Oh yeah and Toilet seat Police..

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"When men dont put the toilet seat down. Is that the pandoras box?

When wemon put the toilet seat down, does it always have to be the ladies way?

Yes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When chatting to someone and it going well and then radio slience.

Or asking to swap face pics or send a friend request before even chattin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People asking for the number of x y or z business on facebook. You have the internet look it up.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

On fab people who set up accounts just to stir crap. Or people who put in minimum effort and then moan they aren't getting anywhere and blame everyone one else.

In life outside fab people who don't know what indicators are for when driving.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"When men dont put the toilet seat down. Is that the pandoras box?

When wemon put the toilet seat down, does it always have to be the ladies way?

Hes outnumbered 5 to 1 in this house so i would say majority rules or women rules

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

People that think videos off youtube are real information and can settle any arguments and post said video's on facebook.

There's a woman in a facebook group I'm in who posted yesterday that Bill Gates caused the Corona virus so he could control us all via 5G and vaccinations

She had a video to prove it ffs

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"When men dont put the toilet seat down. Is that the pandoras box?

When wemon put the toilet seat down, does it always have to be the ladies way?

Hes outnumbered 5 to 1 in this house so i would say majority rules or women rules

No point in him even arguing really is there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should leave the toilet seat up at a party

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"When men dont put the toilet seat down. Is that the pandoras box?

When wemon put the toilet seat down, does it always have to be the ladies way?

Hes outnumbered 5 to 1 in this house so i would say majority rules or women rules

No point in him even arguing really is there."

Not really BM

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

When people put the word 'porn' after other words to emphasize how much they enjoy something. Car porn,food porn etc.

So what's actual porn now then, sex video porn?

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"People walking slowly in busy areas "

More specifically for me, people walking slowly through the airport duty free as if they have 2hrs before their flight. Do they not realise some people arrive just in time? Lol As we trip over their cases hanging out across the walking route as they talk about what gin they hope to buy at some unknown time in the future

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"When people put the word 'porn' after other words to emphasize how much they enjoy something. Car porn,food porn etc.

So what's actual porn now then, sex video porn?"

you telling me those hot chocolates are not orgasmic

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Jesus there's a lot that grinds my gears that I forgot about till I hear a trigger word

Back in the day Watergate was a hotel in Washington and its where the Nixon scandal started

Every fecking scandal since has the suffix"gate" at the end of it

WHY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who still put .com after their current emotion.. irritated.com

The phrase sheep or sheeple I'm sorry I like the odd latte ya rebel ya.

Threads that turn into a cringy flirting 2 way convo.

I could go on... its been a bad week

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"When people put the word 'porn' after other words to emphasize how much they enjoy something. Car porn,food porn etc.

So what's actual porn now then, sex video porn?

you telling me those hot chocolates are not orgasmic

What grinds my gears??

Smart arses

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"When people put the word 'porn' after other words to emphasize how much they enjoy something. Car porn,food porn etc.

So what's actual porn now then, sex video porn?

you telling me those hot chocolates are not orgasmic

What grinds my gears??

Smart arses

you love my arse shut up ha ha

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"When people put the word 'porn' after other words to emphasize how much they enjoy something. Car porn,food porn etc.

So what's actual porn now then, sex video porn?

you telling me those hot chocolates are not orgasmic

What grinds my gears??

Smart arses

you love my arse shut up ha ha"

Hmm, arse porn

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

Unwarranted friend requests, "yes Mr Pic-hunter, we've never spoken but of course we'll let you see all of our private stuff.."

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By *inxnmasterCouple
over a year ago

naughty valley

travel restrictions

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Unwarranted friend requests, "yes Mr Pic-hunter, we've never spoken but of course we'll let you see all of our private stuff.."

Sorry wont happen again

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"The two most overused words on fab irritate me somewhat... Fake and genuine.

Genuine.. "I'm looking for a genuine man" so basically someone with a penis?

Genuine versus real man: They all have penises but there might be a difference in ball size.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

My ex

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"The two most overused words on fab irritate me somewhat... Fake and genuine.

Genuine.. "I'm looking for a genuine man" so basically someone with a penis?

Genuine versus real man: They all have penises but there might be a difference in ball size.

Can you c'mere and drop the hand please. I need to find out which I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who buy scratch cards and decide to check if they won while still at the cashier, I swear this just happened in my local shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who buy scratch cards and decide to check if they won while still at the cashier, I swear this just happened in my local shop

Can I scratch and sniff you to see if I have won a prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who buy scratch cards and decide to check if they won while still at the cashier, I swear this just happened in my local shop

Can I scratch and sniff you to see if I have won a prize

You just won the jackpot

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"The two most overused words on fab irritate me somewhat... Fake and genuine.

Genuine.. "I'm looking for a genuine man" so basically someone with a penis?

Genuine versus real man: They all have penises but there might be a difference in ball size.

Can you c'mere and drop the hand please. I need to find out which I am.

It might bite the hand that feeds it

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By *ambiandThumperCouple
over a year ago

up near the top

Arsegate!!!

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

How I can't just click on a website anymore without them notifying me how they value my privacy

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Every feckin website I'm on asking me if I'm interested in removing fuckin earwax ...great big lumps of the stuff

Who the fuck buys a machine to take out earwax

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Every feckin website I'm on asking me if I'm interested in removing fuckin earwax ...great big lumps of the stuff

Who the fuck buys a machine to take out earwax

Is that the windy yoke? I'm reliably informed that it doesn't actually work either and it's popping up all over the place.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Every feckin website I'm on asking me if I'm interested in removing fuckin earwax ...great big lumps of the stuff

Who the fuck buys a machine to take out earwax

Is that the windy yoke? I'm reliably informed that it doesn't actually work either and it's popping up all over the place.

I use cotton buds like everyone else Michael and I've looked up some weird stuff online but never earwax....every website has the picture of that windy yoke on it

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Is that the windy yoke? I'm reliably informed that it doesn't actually work either and it's popping up all over the place.

I use cotton buds like everyone else Michael and I've looked up some weird stuff online but never earwax....every website has the picture of that windy yoke on it "

That windy yoke ad is gross

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"When men dont put the toilet seat down. Is that the pandoras box?

When wemon put the toilet seat down, does it always have to be the ladies way?

Hes outnumbered 5 to 1 in this house so i would say majority rules or women rules

I bet ye have the Ritz of a garden shed

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

What’s annoying me at the moment is my local bank has been closed since the start of lockdown and they are not Processing lodgements are the ATM so I have to drive 40minutes round trip to lodge money, which is the ok now but while the 5km restrictions were in place it was a ball ache. And to cap it off I’ve just received an email from them saying they are doing all they can to help me during this trying period.

Well NO they dam well are not!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Is that the windy yoke? I'm reliably informed that it doesn't actually work either and it's popping up all over the place.

I use cotton buds like everyone else Michael and I've looked up some weird stuff online but never earwax....every website has the picture of that windy yoke on it

That windy yoke ad is gross

I think it looks fierce satisfying with the big ball of wax it's supposed to be extracting.

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By *iablo73Couple
over a year ago

Southside

People who pack their shopping into bags at the Aldi checkout rather than using the packing area.

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By *aptorman160Man
over a year ago

navan

Lack of lubricant usually grinds my gears up good and tight

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Very little at this stage

Except people who don't replace the toilet roll, there's a special place in hell for them"

Like how bloody difficult is it !!!!

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By *rSlickMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Irks me when the people drive slowly for like over 10 minutes coz they’re on the phone and don’t care about the ones behind them..

Fucktards, gotta be considerate to pull over at least!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog owners who let their pets crap anywhere and don’t pick up their mess.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Irks me when the people drive slowly for like over 10 minutes coz they’re on the phone and don’t care about the ones behind them..

Fucktards, gotta be considerate to pull over at least!!"

The one's that do that at traffic lights and then sail on through on a yellow ....bastards

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