FabSwingers.com forum: Funky spunk

By *eminex OP Woman
over a year ago

some where in outer space

So this lockdown has me thinking alot !

I was always a bit partial to the odd protein shot ....but I've had a very occasional funky spunker !

To the point I'd almost puke. .

So my question is does wht u eat affect your jizz tang ?

Or have u had funky spunk wht did u do would u tell them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah your diet effects the taste. Accordingly a man eating pineapple helps the most.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I believe pineapple makes it taste sweeter and smoking making it taste bitter

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Stay from aspargus

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By *eminex OP Woman
over a year ago

some where in outer space

So u should all be belting the pineapple into u ....maybe Aldi will have it on a special soon

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Bowl of pineapple chunks for brekkie, pineapple sandwiches for lunch and a big pot of pineapple stew for the dinner. Let yous know how I get on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapples on offer this evening in supervalu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be hydrated . I always drink a lot of water but especially before a meet. Always avoid eating anything to flavourful as well

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Pineapples on offer this evening in supervalu"

Someone should tell Matt Damon but to be honest i don't think he'd have any problems

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By *eminex OP Woman
over a year ago

some where in outer space

"Be hydrated . I always drink a lot of water but especially before a meet. Always avoid eating anything to flavourful as well

I didn't think men actually prepared for this like ....

So how do u know it's ok would u taste it ?

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Cinnamon is good too.

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By *eminex OP Woman
over a year ago

some where in outer space

U can hardly tell someone can u though ... " Hey your nice and all tht but u taste bad "...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Be hydrated . I always drink a lot of water but especially before a meet. Always avoid eating anything to flavourful as well

I didn't think men actually prepared for this like ....

So how do u know it's ok would u taste it ?"

After a bj ud taste it on her lips

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"U can hardly tell someone can u though ... " Hey your nice and all tht but u taste bad "..."

Yes same as if he was smelly would u continue or say sorry but i cant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can always tell when one of my regular f-buddies husbands had eaten a curry. When I was giving her oral, I would always taste the distinct curry flavor. She doesn't eat curry by the way..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can always tell when one of my regular f-buddies husbands had eaten a curry. When I was giving her oral, I would always taste the distinct curry flavor. She doesn't eat curry by the way..

Are you sure your not licking his ring of fire ??

Just check to be sure next time lol lol

Your full of it today

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By *eminex OP Woman
over a year ago

some where in outer space

"I can always tell when one of my regular f-buddies husbands had eaten a curry. When I was giving her oral, I would always taste the distinct curry flavor. She doesn't eat curry by the way..

Are you sure your not licking his ring of fire ??

Just check to be sure next time lol lol

Your full of it today "

Oh this made me laugh

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By *onny26IrishMan
over a year ago

cork

Diet definitely affects the taste, no idea why.

Heard of asparagus & alcohol such as beer affecting the taste? My friend swopped from beer to spirits and his gf said it definitely helped the taste of his jizz haha.

Heard of pinapple and fruit juices helping but maybe it's being well hydrated?

After this post anyway the fruit juice and pinapple will be gone from aldi & lidl hahaha

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By *eminex OP Woman
over a year ago

some where in outer space

"Diet definitely affects the taste, no idea why.

Heard of asparagus & alcohol such as beer affecting the taste? My friend swopped from beer to spirits and his gf said it definitely helped the taste of his jizz haha. Haha definitely

Heard of pinapple and fruit juices helping but maybe it's being well hydrated?

After this post anyway the fruit juice and pinapple will be gone from aldi & lidl hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this lockdown has me thinking alot !

I was always a bit partial to the odd protein shot ....but I've had a very occasional funky spunker !

To the point I'd almost puke. .

So my question is does wht u eat affect your jizz tang ?

Or have u had funky spunk wht did u do would u tell them ?"

Yes what a guy eats affects the taste n quality of the spunk... Personally i always keep hydrated plenty of water and pineapple and oj makes me taste sweet si ive been told, also increases the load lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be hydrated . I always drink a lot of water but especially before a meet. Always avoid eating anything to flavourful as well

I didn't think men actually prepared for this like ....

So how do u know it's ok would u taste it ?"

Yes after kissing after a bj ??

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

pineapple has been proven to be a myth. a normally healthy diet. makes it sweet. the likes of Alcohol and smoking cause it to become bitter. but also what you eat can take up to two months to become apparent in your fluids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of bananas according to my very naughty sexy ex was a recommended diet for a nice taste before a date, though I don’t like dates so I didn’t bother with the bananas, maybe that’s why she left me

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Also. drink a minimum of 3 litres of water a day.

I've never had a complaint and yes I've also tasted myself multiple times.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Also. drink a minimum of 3 litres of water a day.

I've never had a complaint and yes I've also tasted myself multiple times. "

Oooooooooh you nasty

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Any man who says they have never tasted themselves is a liar or confused about their sexuality

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Any man who says they have never tasted themselves is a liar or confused about their sexuality

Pina Colada

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Any man who says they have never tasted themselves is a liar or confused about their sexuality

Pina Colada

And getting caught in the rain

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

Rather simple really. Keep well hydrated, have plenty of fruit, reduce your carbz and enjoy as much fresh air as you can get = healthy jizz (and don't be afraid to enjoy snowballing)

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"U can hardly tell someone can u though ... " Hey your nice and all tht but u taste bad "...

Yes same as if he was smelly would u continue or say sorry but i cant "

Oh I've said sorry but no way cos a guy many years ago smelt bad. If he can't be bothered to be clean I am not going down on him or anything else with him for that matter.

Only came across funky spunk once tho. It was just weird tasting as oppose to vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer's ejaculate has been likened to Manuka honey

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Kaizer's ejaculate has been likened to Manuka honey

What sticky and a bit medicinal smelling

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Kaizer's ejaculate has been likened to Manuka honey

What sticky and a bit medicinal smelling

Or its just so thick and hard to swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaizer's ejaculate has been likened to Manuka honey

What sticky and a bit medicinal smelling

Or its just so thick and hard to swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaizer's ejaculate has been likened to Manuka honey

What sticky and a bit medicinal smelling

Or its just so thick and hard to swallow

Yes and....

Good for complexion, infections, digestion, your immune system and a welcome energy boost

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Newstalk are about to have a piece on it 5 mins about what changes sperm and what makes it healthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Dunne on Newstalk is currently interviewing a lady who puts a shot or semen into her smoothie.........three times a week. Her boyfriend provides the shots.

She says its great for her skin and has not had a cold in three years.

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"So u should all be belting the pineapple into u ....maybe Aldi will have it on a special soon

Yeah just don't have it around the genital area especially the juice from it as I learned that painful lesson

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

"Tom Dunne on Newstalk is currently interviewing a lady who puts a shot or semen into her smoothie.........three times a week. Her boyfriend provides the shots.

She says its great for her skin and has not had a cold in three years."

There's your definitive answer! Ive read her articles and blogs. Things to avoid.. Coffee, beer,cigarettes, asparagus, sardines. Pineapple, fresh fruit, and water all help with taste and volume. I find all women taste different too, depending on diet, smoker or time of her cycle. I dislike going down on a smoker. Vegans taste the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum on now..!!!...

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By *eminex OP Woman
over a year ago

some where in outer space

"So u should all be belting the pineapple into u ....maybe Aldi will have it on a special soon

Yeah just don't have it around the genital area especially the juice from it as I learned that painful lesson

Oh no way ahhhh

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By *eminex OP Woman
over a year ago

some where in outer space

"Kaizer's ejaculate has been likened to Manuka honey

I put honey on my face in the bath ...

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By *eminex OP Woman
over a year ago

some where in outer space

"Tom Dunne on Newstalk is currently interviewing a lady who puts a shot or semen into her smoothie.........three times a week. Her boyfriend provides the shots.

She says its great for her skin and has not had a cold in three years."

Tht was me on the radio ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom Dunne on Newstalk is currently interviewing a lady who puts a shot or semen into her smoothie.........three times a week. Her boyfriend provides the shots.

She says its great for her skin and has not had a cold in three years.

Tht was me on the radio ??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaizer's ejaculate has been likened to Manuka honey

I put honey on my face in the bath ..."

Kaizer has a bath

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