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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Only today did I find out that Axl Rose picked his name because it's an anagram of Oral Sex

Does everyone know this

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

well by feck ya learn something new every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the jungle baby

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Mind blown.............

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I found out last year that the two tiny holes in a bic pen are to control the airflow and allow the ink to run smoothly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day is a school day

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

And daddy longlegs actually have a penis so they aren't really classed as spiders.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"And daddy longlegs actually have a penis so they aren't really classed as spiders. "

Is that also mean , female ones have vagina

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"And daddy longlegs actually have a penis so they aren't really classed as spiders.

Is that also mean , female ones have vagina "

Can't say I've ever looked that closely but if one ever sends me an unsolicited pic on here I'll let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The durty bastard...lol

Good man Axel!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue "

I'm biting mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue

I'm biting mine "

When lockdown is over you really need to get those dentures fixed

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"And daddy longlegs actually have a penis so they aren't really classed as spiders.

Is that also mean , female ones have vagina

Can't say I've ever looked that closely but if one ever sends me an unsolicited pic on here I'll let you know "

I would love to know, thank you

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

your butt crack is also known as your intergluteal cleft. I rather like that. Ahhh no i have sand up my intergluteal cleft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicccccee Boggo!

Today Kaizer learned that the Wachowski brothers who created the Matrix movies are now in fact sisters

Guess they took the blue pill!

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork


"The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue "

And the most under used one is the brain

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

I don't know who's Axl Rose but good for them

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During the week I found out pineapple represents hospitality and welcoming. A pineapple is placed on a porch or mailbox by swingers to signify that a swinger party is going on. A pineapple is turned upside down when a person is in search of a swinger party.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"During the week I found out pineapple represents hospitality and welcoming. A pineapple is placed on a porch or mailbox by swingers to signify that a swinger party is going on. A pineapple is turned upside down when a person is in search of a swinger party."

Is that not just so guests can decide if they want it on their pizza or not?

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

So is the pampas grass not a thing anymore ...takin me years to feckin grow it

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"During the week I found out pineapple represents hospitality and welcoming. A pineapple is placed on a porch or mailbox by swingers to signify that a swinger party is going on. A pineapple is turned upside down when a person is in search of a swinger party.

I think this belongs with the pampas grass myth rosie however pineapple daily makes ur cum taste sweet thats proven "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And daddy longlegs actually have a penis so they aren't really classed as spiders. "
and they could kill you if they could pierce your skin

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"And daddy longlegs actually have a penis so they aren't really classed as spiders. and they could kill you if they could pierce your skin "

I'm the official daddy long legs catcher in my house as everyone else is afraid of them

I wasn't until i read that thanks

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea


"And daddy longlegs actually have a penis so they aren't really classed as spiders. and they could kill you if they could pierce your skin

I'm the official daddy long legs catcher in my house as everyone else is afraid of them

I wasn't until i read that thanks "

There's still no need to be afraid of them, unless you meet one that's carrying a sharp object....

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"And daddy longlegs actually have a penis so they aren't really classed as spiders. and they could kill you if they could pierce your skin

I'm the official daddy long legs catcher in my house as everyone else is afraid of them

I wasn't until i read that thanks

There's still no need to be afraid of them, unless you meet one that's carrying a sharp object.... "

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By *isneyChick85Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Only today did I find out that Axl Rose picked his name because it's an anagram of Oral Sex

Does everyone know this "

As a huge Guns N Roses fan I can vouch for this.

Also, the female orgasm noises in the song Rocket Queen are 100% real...Axl Rose fucked Steve Adler's girlfriend and recorded it.

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By *eminexWoman
over a year ago

some where in outer space

I think thts someone some body made up today !

Today I found out if men eat pineapples and plenty of water there spunk is delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think thts someone some body made up today !

Today I found out if men eat pineapples and plenty of water there spunk is delicious "

Must try that. Would love a female to lick my spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Racecar spelt backwards is racecar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Racecar spelt backwards is racecar"

Just like NavaN

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Racecar spelt backwards is racecar"

So is madam and level

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

The first vibrator was actually a medical device and was steam powered

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"Racecar spelt backwards is racecar

So is madam and level "

So is TiT

Don't know how that popped into my head Lolly

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"I found out last year that the two tiny holes in a bic pen are to control the airflow and allow the ink to run smoothly. "

Also if the cap or the little bit at the end of the pen are swallowed the holes allow air to flow through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found out last year that the two tiny holes in a bic pen are to control the airflow and allow the ink to run smoothly.

Also if the cap or the little bit at the end of the pen are swallowed the holes allow air to flow through. "

Wonder how many of the little caps were swallowed by secondary school students

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"I found out last year that the two tiny holes in a bic pen are to control the airflow and allow the ink to run smoothly.

Also if the cap or the little bit at the end of the pen are swallowed the holes allow air to flow through.

Wonder how many of the little caps were swallowed by secondary school students"

I was guilty of it anyway.

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"I found out last year that the two tiny holes in a bic pen are to control the airflow and allow the ink to run smoothly.

Also if the cap or the little bit at the end of the pen are swallowed the holes allow air to flow through.

Wonder how many of the little caps were swallowed by secondary school students

I was guilty of it anyway. "

Still bite the end cap off and chew on it everytime i get a new bic in work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found out last year that the two tiny holes in a bic pen are to control the airflow and allow the ink to run smoothly.

Also if the cap or the little bit at the end of the pen are swallowed the holes allow air to flow through.

Wonder how many of the little caps were swallowed by secondary school students

I was guilty of it anyway.

Still bite the end cap off and chew on it everytime i get a new bic in work "

Same but than go look for one in work and find one with the top missing yeuck

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I found out last year that the two tiny holes in a bic pen are to control the airflow and allow the ink to run smoothly.

Also if the cap or the little bit at the end of the pen are swallowed the holes allow air to flow through.

Wonder how many of the little caps were swallowed by secondary school students

I was guilty of it anyway. "

Not swallowed but definitely chewed

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

You can't get Coca-Cola in Cuba or North Korea due to trade embargoes with the USA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"During the week I found out pineapple represents hospitality and welcoming. A pineapple is placed on a porch or mailbox by swingers to signify that a swinger party is going on. A pineapple is turned upside down when a person is in search of a swinger party."

Sorry to say but that's a tall tale

Some spoofer creating it as it can be seen as loosely based on old hobo signs from 150ish years ago in America. Which accordingly did happen.

But come on now, we're on a website. That's how people arrange or let people know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a swift only lands to to nest, it can spend the first four years of its life in flight never landing once, they climb up to altitudes of 10,000 feet to sleep

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"That a swift only lands to to nest, it can spend the first four years of its life in flight never landing once, they climb up to altitudes of 10,000 feet to sleep"

Don't leave it like that...how do they sleep at 10,000 feet ...one eye at a time or something

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"And daddy longlegs actually have a penis so they aren't really classed as spiders. "

Daddy Longlegs, known as Harvestmen have one main body part (legs not included) where a spider has two. Both are arachnids though.

On the timeline of history, humans are closer to Tyrannosaurus Rex, than Tyrannosaurus Rex is to Stegosaurus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today Kaizer found out his Motor tax is due soon

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Today I found out thatI have had a broken leg for the last 10 days.

Only went to The A & E because it was still sore after an accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I found out thatI have had a broken leg for the last 10 days.

Only went to The A & E because it was still sore after an accident

"

Kaizer always said You're a tank of a man Boggo

Bet it's healed by the morning too

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"Today I found out thatI have had a broken leg for the last 10 days.

Only went to The A & E because it was still sore after an accident

Kaizer always said You're a tank of a man Boggo

Bet it's healed by the morning too "

Had to bite my tongue when the nurse told me I must be a hard man.....there was me thinking she hadnt noticed when the jeans were off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I found out thatI have had a broken leg for the last 10 days.

Only went to The A & E because it was still sore after an accident

Kaizer always said You're a tank of a man Boggo

Bet it's healed by the morning too

Had to bite my tongue when the nurse told me I must be a hard man.....there was me thinking she hadnt noticed when the jeans were off "

Was she human?

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"Today I found out thatI have had a broken leg for the last 10 days.

Only went to The A & E because it was still sore after an accident

Kaizer always said You're a tank of a man Boggo

Bet it's healed by the morning too

Had to bite my tongue when the nurse told me I must be a hard man.....there was me thinking she hadnt noticed when the jeans were off

Was she human? "

She hadn't got 4 legs a wooly arse and a little tail wagging if thats what you're asking K

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

It’s 15 years today that AC Milan lost that match

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"It’s 15 years today that AC Milan lost that match"

Watched the highlights this morning...what a night

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"It’s 15 years today that AC Milan lost that match

Watched the highlights this morning...what a night "

Not if you were a Milan fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s 15 years today that AC Milan lost that match

Watched the highlights this morning...what a night

Not if you were a Milan fan "

Ffs lads it's Istanbul Day

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"It’s 15 years today that AC Milan lost that match

Watched the highlights this morning...what a night

Not if you were a Milan fan

Ffs lads it's Istanbul Day "

Had you forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s 15 years today that AC Milan lost that match

Watched the highlights this morning...what a night

Not if you were a Milan fan

Ffs lads it's Istanbul Day

Had you forgotten"

Nope!

Kaizer is clad in Reds apparel with an evening in the Ataturk ahead

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Today I found out thatI have had a broken leg for the last 10 days.

Only went to The A & E because it was still sore after an accident

Kaizer always said You're a tank of a man Boggo

Bet it's healed by the morning too

Had to bite my tongue when the nurse told me I must be a hard man.....there was me thinking she hadnt noticed when the jeans were off

Was she human?

She hadn't got 4 legs a wooly arse and a little tail wagging if thats what you're asking K"

Hope you are okay tho BM x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That a swift only lands to to nest, it can spend the first four years of its life in flight never landing once, they climb up to altitudes of 10,000 feet to sleep

Don't leave it like that...how do they sleep at 10,000 feet ...one eye at a time or something "

The Swift can scarcely be comparable to any other bird, mainly because they are unlike any other bird. Belonging to the family Apodidae, this family is one of the oldest in the natural world and separated from all other birds during the Tertiary period, some 65 million years ago or possible even during the Cretaceous, 70 or so million years ago.

Swifts rise to around 10,000 feet and enter into a state of ‘unihemispheric slow-wave sleep’. Rob Cowen, in his book Common Ground explained this far better than I can: “A neurotransmitter shuts off half of their brain, keeping the second half functioning and alert to changes in wind and drift, ensuring that the bird wakes up in exactly where it fell asleep, or if on migration, squarely on course. The left side shuts down first, before swapping with the right, an alternation thought to be responsible for the bird’s gentle swaying motion through the air as it rests, swinging like a baby rocked in a cradle.”

Crazy shit

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

Dear OP,

I would like to expand this thread if I may, so that today I may find out the answer to a conundrum that has perplexed me for a long time.

When I eat a sausage, my poop comes out sausage shaped. Makes perfect sense. However when I eat a triangular shaped hash brown, it also comes out sausage shaped.

I do not understand why this is and I find it very confusing. I am hoping somebody can provide the answer.

Thank you in advance.

Mr.B.

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary


"Only today did I find out that Axl Rose picked his name because it's an anagram of Oral Sex

Does everyone know this "

Unfortunately it might just be a coincidence....his real last name/names is rose....

And one of the first bands he was in was called axl....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only today did I find out that Axl Rose picked his name because it's an anagram of Oral Sex

Does everyone know this

Unfortunately it might just be a coincidence....his real last name/names is rose....

And one of the first bands he was in was called axl...."

Yeah I say you are right.

I've never heard about the anagram until today and you can say anything was intentional in retrospect.

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By *isneyChick85Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Only today did I find out that Axl Rose picked his name because it's an anagram of Oral Sex

Does everyone know this

Unfortunately it might just be a coincidence....his real last name/names is rose....

And one of the first bands he was in was called axl...."

Axl Rose -

W. Axl Rose (born William Bruce Rose Jr.; raised as William Bruce Bailey; born February 6, 1962)[3] is an American musician, singer, songwriter, record producer and activist. He is the lead vocalist of the hard rock band Guns N' Roses, and has also been the band's sole constant member since its inception in 1985.

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"Only today did I find out that Axl Rose picked his name because it's an anagram of Oral Sex

Does everyone know this

Unfortunately it might just be a coincidence....his real last name/names is rose....

And one of the first bands he was in was called axl....

Axl Rose -

W. Axl Rose (born William Bruce Rose Jr.; raised as William Bruce Bailey; born February 6, 1962)[3] is an American musician, singer, songwriter, record producer and activist. He is the lead vocalist of the hard rock band Guns N' Roses, and has also been the band's sole constant member since its inception in 1985."

Thanks Disney

At least now I know its not one of those facts I should have known years ago.

Still wont forgive him for keeping me in The 3arena till 2 in the morning to finish a gig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That a swift only lands to to nest, it can spend the first four years of its life in flight never landing once, they climb up to altitudes of 10,000 feet to sleep

Don't leave it like that...how do they sleep at 10,000 feet ...one eye at a time or something

The Swift can scarcely be comparable to any other bird, mainly because they are unlike any other bird. Belonging to the family Apodidae, this family is one of the oldest in the natural world and separated from all other birds during the Tertiary period, some 65 million years ago or possible even during the Cretaceous, 70 or so million years ago.

Swifts rise to around 10,000 feet and enter into a state of ‘unihemispheric slow-wave sleep’. Rob Cowen, in his book Common Ground explained this far better than I can: “A neurotransmitter shuts off half of their brain, keeping the second half functioning and alert to changes in wind and drift, ensuring that the bird wakes up in exactly where it fell asleep, or if on migration, squarely on course. The left side shuts down first, before swapping with the right, an alternation thought to be responsible for the bird’s gentle swaying motion through the air as it rests, swinging like a baby rocked in a cradle.”

Crazy shit "

No ornithology enthusiasts here? I thought this site was about birds

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Amazed by the swift...just one of those things I never knew

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