FabSwingers.com forum: Finish the story....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Each poster adds a line of their own. Let's keep it going as long as possible! Let's start the way all good stories begin;

Once upon a time.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each poster adds a line of their own. Let's keep it going as long as possible! Let's start the way all good stories begin;

Once upon a time..... "

When we could hug and feel each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a man with no arms

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By *anFromMarsMan
over a year ago

North

"There was a man with no arms "

And an itchy nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily he was well endowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a detachable penis that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although typically used to using as a baton , he .......

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By *inky996Man
over a year ago

London

Suddenly got an intriguing idea, so he

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By *eepimpactMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Detached said penis and decided to...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Decided to drop his pants but couldn't because..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was an 'armless geezer

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

But as he was on fab and single a huge amount of women wanted to meet him so one stepped forward and ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"But as he was on fab and single a huge amount of women wanted to meet him so one stepped forward and ...."

Grabbed ahold of his detachable penis and thought..

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

And thought that she could do a better job with that on her own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So she decided to bring it home, but on the way..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She noticed it was dripping,leaving a trail of the path taken

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"She noticed it was dripping,leaving a trail of the path taken"

So she sat and waited to see what followed the trail..

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

And was surprised as she has expected...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And was surprised as she has expected..."

Someone to bring her cake but didnt so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big bad wolf but

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By *inky996Man
over a year ago

London

Suddenly the penis looked at her and said

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Suddenly the penis looked at her and said "

You better hide me fast so she..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So she discreetly put it in the first place that came to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, into the freezer, with the hope of taking it out later when it will be nice and hard, so she can use it to

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By *iquidRavenMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Bury wrist deep inside her lethargic yet surprised lover's mud whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bury wrist deep inside her lethargic yet surprised lover's mud whistle"

Is difficult to say after 10 pints of Guinness

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Bury wrist deep inside her lethargic yet surprised lover's mud whistle

Is difficult to say after 10 pints of Guinness

After 10 pints of Guinness shoving a frozen cock up your arse would be the least of your arse problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bury wrist deep inside her lethargic yet surprised lover's mud whistle

Is difficult to say after 10 pints of Guinness

After 10 pints of Guinness shoving a frozen cock up your arse would be the least of your arse problems "

Said Boggo to his prize Sheep Portia

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Bury wrist deep inside her lethargic yet surprised lover's mud whistle

Is difficult to say after 10 pints of Guinness

After 10 pints of Guinness shoving a frozen cock up your arse would be the least of your arse problems

Said Boggo to his prize Sheep Portia "

Thats very hurtful Kaizer...she said baaaa to me last week and I had to send her to the big factory in Clonee ...still upset

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Bury wrist deep inside her lethargic yet surprised lover's mud whistle

Is difficult to say after 10 pints of Guinness

After 10 pints of Guinness shoving a frozen cock up your arse would be the least of your arse problems

Said Boggo to his prize Sheep Portia

Thats very hurtful Kaizer...she said baaaa to me last week and I had to send her to the big factory in Clonee ...still upset "

Sorry for the loss of portia BM I know how much you liked her

lamb chops for dinner then

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Is this chapter two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bury wrist deep inside her lethargic yet surprised lover's mud whistle

Is difficult to say after 10 pints of Guinness

After 10 pints of Guinness shoving a frozen cock up your arse would be the least of your arse problems

Said Boggo to his prize Sheep Portia

Thats very hurtful Kaizer...she said baaaa to me last week and I had to send her to the big factory in Clonee ...still upset

Sorry for the loss of portia BM I know how much you liked her

lamb chops for dinner then

Lamb chips come from Lambs

Sorry Boggo, Kaizer was not aware of your loss

Surely you've earmarked another potential wooled lover to groom as Portia's replacement

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Bury wrist deep inside her lethargic yet surprised lover's mud whistle

Is difficult to say after 10 pints of Guinness

After 10 pints of Guinness shoving a frozen cock up your arse would be the least of your arse problems

Said Boggo to his prize Sheep Portia

Thats very hurtful Kaizer...she said baaaa to me last week and I had to send her to the big factory in Clonee ...still upset

Sorry for the loss of portia BM I know how much you liked her

lamb chops for dinner then

Lamb chips come from Lambs

Sorry Boggo, Kaizer was not aware of your loss

Surely you've earmarked another potential wooled lover to groom as Portia's replacement

Well to be honest there's a woman thats a bit hairy but I'm hoping its only because of the lock down and her beautician is closed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is not how I expected this thread to go

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"This is not how I expected this thread to go

...said the actress to the bishop with the artificial penis...

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Which ran on batteries and the shop was closing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it transformed into a strip club every night

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Oooooh no the striper pole isn't slippy enough.....

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Oooooh no the striper pole isn't slippy enough....."

So they got stuck halfway up..

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Oooooh no the striper pole isn't slippy enough.....

So they got stuck halfway up.. "

And needed a fireman...

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Oooooh no the striper pole isn't slippy enough.....

So they got stuck halfway up..

And needed a fireman..."

So they called for help and along came..

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

I got my hose out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But there was a knot in it....

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

But it had a kink in it.....

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"But it had a kink in it....."

It was the kink that impressed her most as she was stuck up the pole..

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

And just can't resist a swollen bulging piece of equipment....

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