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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm terrified of wasps..

Aren't they just little bastards

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I'm terrified of wasps..

Aren't they just little bastards "

I must admit Hots I am not a fan of them myself. They are nasty little sods.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

They're just misunderstood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm terrified of wasps..

Aren't they just little bastards

I must admit Hots I am not a fan of them myself. They are nasty little sods. "

Little bumble bees not a bother jbo, pure little shits are just looking for a flower..... were as the nasty little fuckwits are just dangerous little fuckers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I'm going to admit

When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK I'm going to admit

When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him

Shiver me timbers!

The poor wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK I'm going to admit

When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him

Shiver me timbers!

The poor wasp

The guilt has lived with me for years

16yrs later I'm stilling remembering abandoning my child to a wasp lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"OK I'm going to admit

When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him

Shiver me timbers!

The poor wasp

The guilt has lived with me for years

16yrs later I'm stilling remembering abandoning my child to a wasp lol"

Did you stop the car or just tuck and roll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK I'm going to admit

When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him

Shiver me timbers!

The poor wasp

The guilt has lived with me for years

16yrs later I'm stilling remembering abandoning my child to a wasp lol"

At least you're here to tell the tale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK I'm going to admit

When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him

Shiver me timbers!

The poor wasp

The guilt has lived with me for years

16yrs later I'm stilling remembering abandoning my child to a wasp lol

At least you're here to tell the tale

And no one got stung

The End

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK I'm going to admit

When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him

Lol...

Skin heads of the bee world the are..

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"OK I'm going to admit

When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him

Lol...

Skin heads of the bee world the are.."

Wasps have feelings too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Talk to her. Her name is Charlotte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Talk to her. Her name is Charlotte"

RB this is not funny

The fucking thing is a monster

Are spiders with cream markings poisonous

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By *andydevineMan
over a year ago

sligo

Stood in a wasps next as a child. Hate the bastards since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him."

There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.

There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs"

OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.

There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs

OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!"

I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.

There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs

OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!

I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside

Maybe they just like you Ger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.

There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs

OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!

I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside

You probably kill hundreds every day without knowing it !!!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.

There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs

OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!

I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside

You probably kill hundreds every day without knowing it !!!"

Probably, the place is riddled with ants too but they are interesting to watch

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.

There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs

OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!

I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside

Maybe they just like you Ger

I can’t hold that against them Bo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.

There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs

OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!

I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside

You probably kill hundreds every day without knowing it !!!

Probably, the place is riddled with ants too but they are interesting to watch"

So are spiders and they don't bring 500 of their closest friends when they visit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him."

I'm to scared

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.

There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs

OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!

I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside

Maybe they just like you Ger

I can’t hold that against them Bo"

That is true Ger but remember that when they are crawling across you at night

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.

There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs

OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!

I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside

You probably kill hundreds every day without knowing it !!!

Probably, the place is riddled with ants too but they are interesting to watch

So are spiders and they don't bring 500 of their closest friends when they visit! "

I don’t know, have you ever seen a spiders nest hatch

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.

There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs

OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!

I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside

Maybe they just like you Ger

I can’t hold that against them Bo

That is true Ger but remember that when they are crawling across you at night

well, no sleep tonight or the foreseeable future

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.

There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs

OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!

I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside

Maybe they just like you Ger

I can’t hold that against them Bo

That is true Ger but remember that when they are crawling across you at night

well, no sleep tonight or the foreseeable future"

Oops

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By *he Baker 85Man
over a year ago

Banbridge

"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well

Well big ones

The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor

Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me

I've through a bowl over it

What the hell do I do now !!

Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.

I'm to scared

Easiest thing to do without hurting the spider nor do you even have to get close to it is............. just up sticks & move house & leave the spider underneath the bowl for the new occupants as a house warming present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of ours 7 month old puppy yesterday got stung and died from one.

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

I run a business and the people that work for me know we are a catch and release team, we kill nothing, and go to very long lengths to make sure of that.. Except wasps. Wasps are cunts with wings, there are of the devil, death is what they deserve..

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"OK I'm going to admit

When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him

Have you ever told your son

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

I was out running and even though l saw the wasps coming he flew into me gob and while l was desperately having to hawk him out he decided as they do to sting me in my throat

F me my throat swelled and got rushed to hospital for an injection to stop the swelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wasps and the like only bug me when around the kids. i kinda freak out getting them away from the kids. my granny would let the little bastards in her face and not flinch. made of steel that woman

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

Be aware of the flying tigers!! #carolebaskin

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

If you touch my neck unannounced, be prepared for a black eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count ourselves lucky...Check out the Murder Hornet now invading Washington USA....!

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