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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Life would be more simpler!

No Corona Virus

No travelling restrictions

Fresh water

Fresh sea food

Beautiful view

Endless supply of Sea

It's time to start thinking outside the box peeps!

#dreamscancometrue

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Life would be more simpler!

No Corona Virus

No travelling restrictions

Fresh water

Fresh sea food

Beautiful view

Endless supply of Sea

It's time to start thinking outside the box peeps!

#dreamscancometrue

Don't hold your breath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Life would be more simpler!

No Corona Virus

No travelling restrictions

Fresh water

Fresh sea food

Beautiful view

Endless supply of Sea

It's time to start thinking outside the box peeps!

#dreamscancometrue

Don't hold your breath

That tie is suffocating your oesophagus

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Life would be more simpler!

No Corona Virus

No travelling restrictions

Fresh water

Fresh sea food

Beautiful view

Endless supply of Sea

It's time to start thinking outside the box peeps!

#dreamscancometrue

Kaizer has finally made it as a Disney character and thats his opening number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living in a pineapple...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Life would be more simpler!

No Corona Virus

No travelling restrictions

Fresh water

Fresh sea food

Beautiful view

Endless supply of Sea

It's time to start thinking outside the box peeps!

#dreamscancometrue

Kaizer has finally made it as a Disney character and thats his opening number "

No it's...

"I wanna be a man mancub and stroll right into town....." (for a clatter of pints)

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

As they say

"Darling it's better

Down where it's wetter

Take it from me"

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

There is no thunder under water,

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"There is no thunder under water, "

Just damp squibs

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Could play knock Knock on my seashells

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Could play knock Knock on my seashells

That's very shellfish of you

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Could play knock Knock on my seashells

That's very shellfish of you

No im not im very sofishticated

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Could play knock Knock on my seashells

That's very shellfish of you

No im not im very sofishticated

You said that with porpoise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be, under the sea,

In an octopuses garden, in the shade.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Could play knock Knock on my seashells

That's very shellfish of you

No im not im very sofishticated

You said that with porpoise

But your being very Koi

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Could play knock Knock on my seashells

That's very shellfish of you

No im not im very sofishticated

You said that with porpoise

But your being very Koi

But I'm having a whale of a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water you all on about. Surf without turf. Can't sea the day

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Could play knock Knock on my seashells

That's very shellfish of you

No im not im very sofishticated

You said that with porpoise

But your being very Koi

But I'm having a whale of a time

Mabey ye need to Clam down

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Could play knock Knock on my seashells

That's very shellfish of you

No im not im very sofishticated

You said that with porpoise

But your being very Koi

But I'm having a whale of a time

Mabey ye need to Clam down

Just flexing my mussels

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

"Could play knock Knock on my seashells

That's very shellfish of you

No im not im very sofishticated

You said that with porpoise

But your being very Koi

But I'm having a whale of a time

Mabey ye need to Clam down

Just flexing my mussels

This plaice can be quite entertaining with all the codding that goes on.

Makes a pleasant change from all the carping anyway.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Could play knock Knock on my seashells

That's very shellfish of you

No im not im very sofishticated

You said that with porpoise

But your being very Koi

But I'm having a whale of a time

Mabey ye need to Clam down

Just flexing my mussels

Ooooooh for God's Hake please don't

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Could play knock Knock on my seashells

That's very shellfish of you

No im not im very sofishticated

You said that with porpoise

But your being very Koi

But I'm having a whale of a time

Mabey ye need to Clam down

Just flexing my mussels

Ooooooh for God's Hake please don't

I didn't come in here for a tidal wave of abuse..

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Could play knock Knock on my seashells

That's very shellfish of you

No im not im very sofishticated

You said that with porpoise

But your being very Koi

But I'm having a whale of a time

Mabey ye need to Clam down

Just flexing my mussels

Ooooooh for God's Hake please don't

I didn't come in here for a tidal wave of abuse.. "

Your skating on fin ice with me now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FOR FUCK SAKE!

Stop ruining Kaizer's daydream with your dodgy puns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like water. Can’t we go to space instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

Water is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t like water. Can’t we go to space instead?

That was last week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

Water is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty."

And beauty is the essence of Kaizer!

The circle is now complete

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By *isneyChick85Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up"

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB"

Just surfing Ger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.

Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.

Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss

Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly

I'll show myself out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.

Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss

Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly

I'll show myself out

Bomont!!!!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.

Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss

Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly

I'll show myself out

Bomont!!!!

Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.

Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss

Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly

I'll show myself out

Bomont!!!!

Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all

Boo boo!

From hence forth you are Boomont

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.

Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss

Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly

I'll show myself out

That was Titanic...

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.

Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss

Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly

I'll show myself out

That was Titanic...

It definitely sank

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.

Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss

Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly

I'll show myself out

Bomont!!!!

Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all

Boo boo!

From hence forth you are Boomont

Ahhh kaizie shore we wont fall out over it

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.

Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss

Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly

I'll show myself out

Bomont!!!!

Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all

Boo boo!

From hence forth you are Boomont

Ahhh kaizie shore we wont fall out over it

Baby shark shark......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.

Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss

Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly

I'll show myself out

Bomont!!!!

Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all

Boo boo!

From hence forth you are Boomont

Ahhh kaizie shore we wont fall out over it

Boo!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.

Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss

Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly

I'll show myself out

Bomont!!!!

Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all

Boo boo!

From hence forth you are Boomont

Ahhh kaizie shore we wont fall out over it

Boo!

Sigh I'll just sail away into the horizon on this thread so

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.

Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss

Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly

I'll show myself out

Bomont!!!!

Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all

Boo boo!

From hence forth you are Boomont

Ahhh kaizie shore we wont fall out over it

Boo!

Sigh I'll just sail away into the horizon on this thread so

Waving

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"There is no thunder under water,

Just damp squibs

And mermaids

Did someone say Mermaids?

And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic

You had your Ariel up

Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB

Just surfing Ger

Drowning more like

So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.

Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss

Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly

I'll show myself out

Bomont!!!!

Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all

Boo boo!

From hence forth you are Boomont

Ahhh kaizie shore we wont fall out over it

Boo!

Sigh I'll just sail away into the horizon on this thread so

Waving

Sunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh water ? That's one thing that you can't say about sea water

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

Like waterworld

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like waterworld

Dry land is a myth

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

Swinging with Oxygen tanks or an iron lung

On fab anything is possible

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