FabSwingers.com forum: Random Facts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's a fun random fact you know? Lighten the mood a little. ;P

Mine is Space Smells like Seared Steak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The colour your eyes see in complete absence of light is not actually black, but a dark grey called eigengrau. You will never see true black due to the random noise of electrons buzzing about in your optical nerve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's over 1 million blades of grass in a 16 yard Gaelic box

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By *anysicoMan
over a year ago

cork

Black is not a colour , neither is white, fact

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

Casper is part of the Ghostbusters Universe

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

There is enough DNA in the average person's body to stretch from the sun to Pluto and back — 17 times.

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By *ortadowncplCouple
over a year ago

Portadown

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

If you remove the empty space from inside the atoms that make up the human body and leave just the matter, it would fit into a thimble

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

I think that's Trumps real hair

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fab

You can't lick your elbow

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

And the atoms that make up your body were spewed out of a star billions of years ago, so you are made out of stardust

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

A litre of paint is roughly double the weight of a litre of water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple on a pizza makes it taste better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple on a pizza makes it taste better."
pineapple on people make them taste better

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Pineapple on a pizza makes it taste better."

Very controversial fact right there

Chicken and pineapple shouldn't be anywhere near a pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple on a pizza makes it taste better.pineapple on people make them taste better

You haven't been reading my posts. That's the best sentence I've put together since I've been here. Grammar goes out the window on fab, for me anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple on a pizza makes it taste better.

Very controversial fact right there

Chicken and pineapple shouldn't be anywhere near a pizza "

I always ask for both together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female ferret's can die from a lack of sex

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Female ferret's can die from a lack of sex"

Has anyone thought of creating fabferrets.com to help them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Female ferret's can die from a lack of sex

Has anyone thought of creating fabferrets.com to help them out "

Get on that

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Pineapple on a pizza makes it taste better.

Very controversial fact right there

Chicken and pineapple shouldn't be anywhere near a pizza "

Here's something really controversial:

Over 50% of Irish like their lasagne served with chips. It's sooo wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple on a pizza makes it taste better.pineapple on people make them taste better

You haven't been reading my posts. That's the best sentence I've put together since I've been here. Grammar goes out the window on fab, for me anyway.

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very well written indeed but mine tastes better if you read it

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

A Chameleon has a bone in its tongue.

A dog has a bone in his penis.

Looking at the ladies on Fab

definitely makes it feel like I've a bone in my penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Epstein didn’t kill himself."

And that's a fact! Lol

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By *uriousCouple03Couple
over a year ago

Thats a secret Northern Ireland

If you measure the distance between your earlobes, it should match that between your nipples

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"If you measure the distance between your earlobes, it should match that between your nipples

Is that for male and female ?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

The length of the Great Wall of China is over 21,000km

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple on a pizza makes it taste better.pineapple on people make them taste better

You haven't been reading my posts. That's the best sentence I've put together since I've been here. Grammar goes out the window on fab, for me anyway.

very well written indeed but mine tastes better if you read it

I read it too fast so, I see it now

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Cocoa Cola was originally green in colour

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Women have bigger butts than men because of there hormones

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Women have bigger butts than men because of there hormones

Wife talking to husband

"I wish I had bigger boobs"

"Rub toilet paper on them everyday and they'll get huge " he replies

"Are you serious" says she

"It works on your arse doesnt it "

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Women have bigger butts than men because of there hormones

And they fill out their genes better.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Women have bigger butts than men because of there hormones

And they fill out their genes better."

Badum tish.....

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The clitoris was discovered by Colombo (Matteo Realdo Colombo)

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

It's impossible to hum when holding your nose.

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By *etfuckxMan
over a year ago

Travel around Ireland continously

"It's impossible to hum when holding your nose. "
only when your mouth is closed too ???? hard for many people I know

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"It's impossible to hum when holding your nose. "

And also everyone that's read this has tried it too

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"It's impossible to hum when holding your nose.

And also everyone that's read this has tried it too "

Er.........nooooooooooo i didn't

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By *etfuckxMan
over a year ago

Travel around Ireland continously

"It's impossible to hum when holding your nose.

And also everyone that's read this has tried it too

Er.........nooooooooooo i didn't

Should have seen me trying to lick my elbow

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"It's impossible to hum when holding your nose.

And also everyone that's read this has tried it too

Er.........nooooooooooo i didn't

Should have seen me trying to lick my elbow

Seen a lad suck he's own dick today so anything can happen

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By *etfuckxMan
over a year ago

Travel around Ireland continously

"It's impossible to hum when holding your nose.

And also everyone that's read this has tried it too

Er.........nooooooooooo i didn't

Should have seen me trying to lick my elbow

Seen a lad suck he's own dick today so anything can happen

I'm not even going to try..

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"It's impossible to hum when holding your nose.

And also everyone that's read this has tried it too

Er.........nooooooooooo i didn't

Should have seen me trying to lick my elbow

Seen a lad suck he's own dick today so anything can happen

I'm not even going to try..

Ah go wan go wan go wan

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"It's impossible to hum when holding your nose.

And also everyone that's read this has tried it too

Er.........nooooooooooo i didn't

Should have seen me trying to lick my elbow

Seen a lad suck he's own dick today so anything can happen

you said you wouldn't tell

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"It's impossible to hum when holding your nose.

And also everyone that's read this has tried it too

Er.........nooooooooooo i didn't

Should have seen me trying to lick my elbow

Seen a lad suck he's own dick today so anything can happen

Look up a film called Shortbus on pornhub

The guy at the start will amaze you

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"It's impossible to hum when holding your nose.

And also everyone that's read this has tried it too

Er.........nooooooooooo i didn't

Should have seen me trying to lick my elbow

Seen a lad suck he's own dick today so anything can happen

you said you wouldn't tell

Oooooooooooooooopsie sorry

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"It's impossible to hum when holding your nose.

And also everyone that's read this has tried it too

Er.........nooooooooooo i didn't

Should have seen me trying to lick my elbow

Seen a lad suck he's own dick today so anything can happen

you said you wouldn't tell

Oooooooooooooooopsie sorry

Youre not really

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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago

Belfast-carlingford

"Epstein didn’t kill himself."

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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago

Belfast-carlingford

Blood is thicker than water has actually got completely confused in its meaning. The real saying is blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of birth. So friendsfamily

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By *ortadowncplCouple
over a year ago

Portadown

It is a misconception that early humans dies in their 30’s or 40’s. Their lifestyle was quite a bit healthier before they stopped the hunter-gatherer lifestyle and living into their 70’s wasn’t uncommon. They did however have a large proportion of infant deaths, which brings the AVERAGE age way down but if you survived birth and didn’t suffer a severe injury you lived a long and healthy life.

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

You produce enough saliva a year to fill 2 baths

Elephants are afraid of bees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fussy fucks,fuck, fuck all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the microbiome in your gut dat there bacteria are more powerful than your brain colonies of colonies infinite information when you shit you should pray

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

If you tilt your head back and stick out your tongue while pretending to shake salt out of a salt shaker you can taste salt.

try it

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By *resh meet.Man
over a year ago

Keady

I can confirm this is true. Blew myself up as a kid - which cost me an eye so I have had to train myself to ignore this static noise.

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

"The clitoris was discovered by Colombo (Matteo Realdo Colombo)"

I’m guessing the girls ‘discovered’ it a couple of hundred thousand years before he did

Jessy

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By *outh_of_EdenMan
over a year ago

fota

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By *outh_of_EdenMan
over a year ago

fota

"There's over 1 million blades of grass in a 16 yard Gaelic box"

The lonely life of a full foward....lol

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By *in86Man
over a year ago

louth

"Casper is part of the Ghostbusters Universe"

Mind is blown

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I currently have an erection. Not a lot of people know that.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

If you have your phone in your pocket and it vibrates, you feel the vibration on the other leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I currently have an erection. Not a lot of people know that.

Thanks for confirming my suspicions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have your phone in your pocket and it vibrates, you feel the vibration on the other leg

You enjoy that,dont you?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"If you have your phone in your pocket and it vibrates, you feel the vibration on the other leg

You enjoy that,dont you?

It’s all I’m likely to get for the foreseeable future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have your phone in your pocket and it vibrates, you feel the vibration on the other leg

You enjoy that,dont you?

It’s all I’m likely to get for the foreseeable future

Let's hope your battery doesn't run out

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"If you have your phone in your pocket and it vibrates, you feel the vibration on the other leg

You enjoy that,dont you?

It’s all I’m likely to get for the foreseeable future

Let's hope your battery doesn't run out

The battery is in lockdown like us all, it can’t run anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cannot spell Awesome without me!

Coincidence?

Kaizer's thinks not

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

Chuck Norris was once seen wrestling a 10 foot snake in his garden, then people realised he was just masturbating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have your phone in your pocket and it vibrates, you feel the vibration on the other leg

You enjoy that,dont you?

It’s all I’m likely to get for the foreseeable future

Let's hope your battery doesn't run out

The battery is in lockdown like us all, it can’t run anywhere

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I currently have an erection. Not a lot of people know that.

Thanks for confirming my suspicions

I'm sorry, it's just that my wrist is way too sore to do anything about it.

Troubled times indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I currently have an erection. Not a lot of people know that.

This sounds like a quote from Donald Trump

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Male bees only have sex once because as they orgasm their testicles explode killing them.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Male bees only have sex once because as they orgasm their testicles explode killing them. "

Buzz off you

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Male bees only have sex once because as they orgasm their testicles explode killing them.

Buzz off you

Just count your lucky stars you're not a bee

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Male bees only have sex once because as they orgasm their testicles explode killing them.

Buzz off you

Just count your lucky stars you're not a bee

I'd say a few on here would still take the chance

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"And the atoms that make up your body were spewed out of a star billions of years ago, so you are made out of stardust

Love this

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Male bees only have sex once because as they orgasm their testicles explode killing them.

Buzz off you

Just count your lucky stars you're not a bee

I'd say a few on here would still take the chance

That is true BM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you made $200,000 every day since year 0, you would still have less money than Jeff Bezos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The type of skin on your lips is called mucosa. Same skin you can find at your anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The type of skin on your lips is called mucosa. Same skin you can find at your anus.

So your basically kissing your ass all the time;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The type of skin on your lips is called mucosa. Same skin you can find at your anus.

So your basically kissing your ass all the time;)"

Haha. Not quite. It's just same type of skin.. well the feeling would be same i say if your ass can do same movement as kissing. Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The type of skin on your lips is called mucosa. Same skin you can find at your anus.

So your basically kissing your ass all the time;)"

Or talking shite!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Guys left testicles tend to hang lower than their right one.

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

"Guys left testicles tend to hang lower than their right one. "

Does a male bee's left testicle hang lower than the other one Bo ?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Guys left testicles tend to hang lower than their right one.

Does a male bee's left testicle hang lower than the other one Bo ?"

I don't know the answer to that one

they explode anyhow so I don't think it matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys left testicles tend to hang lower than their right one. "

Women's left breasts tend to be the bigger one!

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

"Guys left testicles tend to hang lower than their right one.

Women's left breasts tend to be the bigger one!"

Pictorial proof req please

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

LEGO is the largest tyre manufacturer in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphins are the only other mammal apart from humans to have sex to make them happy as opposed to having sex to procreate, an average Dolphin cluster will have sex 7 times aday

David told me that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The original lyrics to The Piña Colada song was "If you like Humphrey Bogart, and getting caught in the rain", but he rewrote it at the last minute.

Also the original lyrics to Yesterday by The Beatles was "Scrambled eggs, oh my baby how I love your legs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys left testicles tend to hang lower than their right one.

Women's left breasts tend to be the bigger one!"

Its because the heart is under the left one

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Men's testicles are constantly moving to regulate temperature.

blow on them and you will see them moving upwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men's testicles are constantly moving to regulate temperature.

blow on them and you will see them moving upwards. "

Your testicles also have a nervous reflex. Slap the inside of your left leg, and your left testicle will lift up out of the way, and vise versa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men's testicles are constantly moving to regulate temperature.

blow on them and you will see them moving upwards.

Your testicles also have a nervous reflex. Slap the inside of your left leg, and your left testicle will lift up out of the way, and vise versa. "

Can you both please stop

If I can ever get within 2m of a man

I'm going to blow his balls and slap his left leg while doing an indepth study of the reaction

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Polar bears are left handed

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

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By *lightlySamMan
over a year ago

gorey

Male human beings are the only mammals not to have an actual penis bone and female humans are the only mammals that become fertile by a monthly rotation rather than by beneficial timing. Basically we do it the complete opposite of every other mammal on the planet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

one handred and eighty??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losing ur foreskin doesn’t actually affect the size of your penis

Not Jewish just a catholic lad who caught foreskin in my sipper lol ??

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By *ight MovesMan
over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

"No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

one handred and eighty??"

There's only one word for that – magic darts! (Sid Waddell).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents and women are better smellers than men.

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