FabSwingers.com forum: Volunteer To Fuck A Key Worker.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To hell with your applause.

Give us the ride!

(inspired by FilthyNights)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Yay!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"To hell with your applause.

Give us the ride!

(inspired by FilthyNights) "

All hero's don't wear capes....magnificent gesture of solidarity and you even have your own mask

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Sounds like a great idea

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Na, although they've my full admiration, I don't do merit fucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Na, although they've my full admiration, I don't do merit fucks.

Only one step up from pity fucks

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Na, although they've my full admiration, I don't do merit fucks.

Only one step up from pity fucks

I don't think anyone does or was hinting to I know I just took it as a joke anyhow. I don't do pity fucks either

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I bring doctors and nurses to work. They all are putting their lives at risk? Here here to those workers.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Na, although they've my full admiration, I don't do merit fucks.

Only one step up from pity fucks

I don't think anyone does or was hinting to I know I just took it as a joke anyhow. I don't do pity fucks either

Pity

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Na, although they've my full admiration, I don't do merit fucks.

Only one step up from pity fucks

I don't think anyone does or was hinting to I know I just took it as a joke anyhow. I don't do pity fucks either

Pity

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let it be known that I personally don't look a gift fuck in the mouth!

Pity, merit, hate, sad, all fucks are welcome!

I'm also an equal opportunity fucker, I don't discriminate based on age, race, nationality or religion!

(and yes, this is firmly a joke - unless anyone's serious!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Let it be known that I personally don't look a gift fuck in the mouth!

Pity, merit, hate, sad, all fucks are welcome!

I'm also an equal opportunity fucker, I don't discriminate based on age, race, nationality or religion!

(and yes, this is firmly a joke - unless anyone's serious!

) "

Awwww sure look id give ye a merit fuck for all your hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gone to the stage

Where I just don't give a fuck

Stay in and leave them alone there tired

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Awwww sure look id give ye a merit fuck for all your hard work

That's the spirit!

C'mon!

We're all in this together!

Apparently.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

When this is all over I'm going to offer my services to the HSE for the betterment of the female nursing fraternity.

I'm nice like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When this is all over I'm going to offer my services to the HSE for the betterment of the female nursing fraternity.

I'm nice like that.

We appreciate your sacrifice brother.

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

"When this is all over I'm going to offer my services to the HSE for the betterment of the female nursing fraternity.

I'm nice like that.

Are you donating your body to science?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a key worker and the only ride Im likely to get is on a bus or train these days

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Let it be known that I personally don't look a gift fuck in the mouth!

Pity, merit, hate, sad, all fucks are welcome!

I'm also an equal opportunity fucker, I don't discriminate based on age, race, nationality or religion!

(and yes, this is firmly a joke - unless anyone's serious!

) "

I am in the market for a new charity to support. Have your people send my people your business case.

Bea x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am in the market for a new charity to support. Have your people send my people your business case.

Bea x"

Business Case:

Please sit on my face.

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I am in the market for a new charity to support. Have your people send my people your business case.

Bea x

Business Case:

Please sit on my face.

Brace yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick me pick me ??

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Let it be known that I personally don't look a gift fuck in the mouth!

Pity, merit, hate, sad, all fucks are welcome!

I'm also an equal opportunity fucker, I don't discriminate based on age, race, nationality or religion!

(and yes, this is firmly a joke - unless anyone's serious!

) "

I'll buy you a few drinks on next social or party I see you.

Zero fucks will be given though , just shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a front line worker (in disability sector) I'd rather a take away, someone to clean my house (a mess from not been home much, 70 hour work weeks) and 2 days or sleep/rest. Then a day at the beach ???? not asking for alot!

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"As a front line worker (in disability sector) I'd rather a take away, someone to clean my house (a mess from not been home much, 70 hour work weeks) and 2 days or sleep/rest. Then a day at the beach ???? not asking for alot! "

I'm running out of things to clean around my house so leave the keys under the doormat when you go to work, I will let myself in ,and come back to a clean house and dinner on the table

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm running out of things to clean around my house so leave the keys under the doormat when you go to work, I will let myself in ,and come back to a clean house and dinner on the table

Is this service available to people who are not front line workers, just lazy ass mares? If so sign me up please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if there's any kinky bi sub female key workers we would be more then happy to help

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

I'm running out of things to clean around my house so leave the keys under the doormat when you go to work, I will let myself in ,and come back to a clean house and dinner on the table

Is this service available to people who are not front line workers, just lazy ass mares? If so sign me up please and thank you

Yes, there's upgrades planned too for the service when restrictions are lifted .

You two can socially distance yourself on the sofa with a glass of wine and watch me bending over to clean the lower shelves...what happens next is to be disscused

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

OK, I've taken the bait. I offer one super glorious Tantra massage to a key worker, when the lock up/down/in is over. While I can plan, a candle lit, essential oil, dimly lit, perfect playlist, 3 hour sublime blissful experience... Its OK if you fall asleep during it. Contact me.. You'll be first on the list.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

Well, ask and you will receive. Looking forward to releasing the tension, you lovely medic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To hell with your applause.

Give us the ride!

(inspired by FilthyNights) "

Fully agree. All I want right now is a bit if fun to keep me going through these shifts

Obviously I know I cant but jesus I'm gonna flood some poor woman when it's safe to meet! And I'm taking a shit load of my leave too for a break

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Well they’ll have to isolate for 7 days in the spare bedroom first, but after that, all hell will break lose

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By *murphMan
over a year ago

drogheda

Singh me up any front line worker can use me anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'am keyworker need a ride to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm running out of things to clean around my house so leave the keys under the doormat when you go to work, I will let myself in ,and come back to a clean house and dinner on the table

Oh I need a cleaner lol

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Id take a ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d do my bit for the front line, least I could do for them keeping the show on the road for the rest of us

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"Id take a ride

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