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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As you are all aware the Manbeast is a ridiculously beautiful mass of hair and awesomeness!

One such hair, (on an unnamed location), on Kaizer has decided that Lockdown and Life at the moment is too much to bear.

So the little bastard has decided to burrow under Kaizer's flesh

How does one coax this fucker out?

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

Wire brush, steel wool, sand paper?.. Oh, and Dettol, it cures everything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wire brush, steel wool, sand paper?.. Oh, and Dettol, it cures everything. "

Does Kaizer drink the Dettol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Provided it's accessible use a sterilised scalpel or needle and tweezers. Clean. Disinfect. Bandage well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drill a hole in said location, fill hole with gunpowder and light it. No more ingrown hair there for the foreseeable future.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shiver me timbers lads

Its a hair not Saddam Hussein

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Provided it's accessible use a sterilised scalpel or needle and tweezers. Clean. Disinfect. Bandage well.

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what he said. hubs often gets them with the beard. smal nick and coax out with sterilised needle. plenty of gauze and disinfectant. i try to get in the middle so i can get under the hair and get it out that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's called Jeeps Disease. Mainly people who drive for a living get that. You will have to go to the doc with that. (Talking from experience)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's called Jeeps Disease. Mainly people who drive for a living get that. You will have to go to the doc with that. (Talking from experience)"

Kaizer does not possess a Jeep!?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Kaizer... So awesome that even his own hair wants to get back inside him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither do I but that's life. That's what I had to do. It can get very painful

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

So you are mortal after all

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Bread poultice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shiver me timbers lads

Its a hair not Saddam Hussein "
. My plan would coax the fucker out tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kaizer suspects the only way he'll re-emerge from his fleshy cave is when a vaccine appears!

Thanks for the advice and offers

It's slightly unnerving how fabheads have scalpels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you are mortal after all "

Just because The Manbeast rocks, does not mean he's made of stone

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Passing on my knowledge to the Beast as someone who needed surgery on two occasions for said ehh condition.

Pilonidal Sinus is the medical name and must be treated accordingly by a medical professional. This can grow inwardly and cause untold discomfort and infection. No jungle cures known to me will cure this bad boy.

Get ur ass (excuse the pun) to the GP...

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Assuming it's nothing serious a hot cloth is good for bringing it to the surface, then a needle or tweezers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ingrown hairs.!

The wee Baxxards !

Usually I'm shouting saying really right now at this time

I'm all picture smooth perfect and there it is.!

A big red bump !

Fuckers !

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Kaizer... So awesome that even his own hair wants to get back inside him. "

Under rated message in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mix some bread soda and water to a firm paste...put on the mentioned area let it harden and if you can put a hydroseal plaster on it and leave for a day or 2...should bring it close to the surface to remove...hope this helps

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

What is an ingrown hair and how do you know if u have one? I know a lad had one on his back years ago and had to get it removed under anesthetic at hospital

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"Passing on my knowledge to the Beast as someone who needed surgery on two occasions for said ehh condition.

Pilonidal Sinus is the medical name and must be treated accordingly by a medical professional. This can grow inwardly and cause untold discomfort and infection. No jungle cures known to me will cure this bad boy.

Get ur ass (excuse the pun) to the GP... "

Yep ,what he said K ^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A team of negotiators will engage with the little prick today

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"A team of negotiators will engage with the little prick today

"

Whats mcCarthy got to do with this

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"A team of negotiators will engage with the little prick today

"

Good luck with him hope you win the battle.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"A team of negotiators will engage with the little prick today

Whats mcCarthy got to do with this "

Ohhhhh... Harsh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a sterilised needle in there and coax it out

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"As you are all aware the Manbeast is a ridiculously beautiful mass of hair and awesomeness!

One such hair, (on an unnamed location), on Kaizer has decided that Lockdown and Life at the moment is too much to bear.

So the little bastard has decided to burrow under Kaizer's flesh

How does one coax this fucker out? "

Taking the in bred scenario to whole different level

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"A team of negotiators will engage with the little prick today

Whats mcCarthy got to do with this "

I hope they are adhering to social distancing measures

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a sterilised needle in there and coax it out "

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a sterilised needle in there and coax it out

Done "

Good lad

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Get a sterilised needle in there and coax it out

Done "

Sterilise and bandage to be changed regular i have seen a deep pit left behind after a home removal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The poor thing is hysterical!

Blames Bill Gates for the whole episode

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"The poor thing is hysterical!

Blames Bill Gates for the whole episode "

The 5g turned it back in!

"WAKE UP SHEEPLE!"

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"The poor thing is hysterical!

Blames Bill Gates for the whole episode

The 5g turned it back in!

"WAKE UP SHEEPLE!"

"

Jaysos, too much exposure could turn Kaizer into a furball.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"The poor thing is hysterical!

Blames Bill Gates for the whole episode

The 5g turned it back in!

"WAKE UP SHEEPLE!"

Jaysos, too much exposure could turn Kaizer into a furball. "

Like cousin It in the Addams family

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The poor thing is hysterical!

Blames Bill Gates for the whole episode

The 5g turned it back in!

"WAKE UP SHEEPLE!"

Jaysos, too much exposure could turn Kaizer into a furball.

Like cousin It in the Addams family "

Says Fester

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By *ilverman2019Man
over a year ago

sligo

Ingrown hairs normally are caused by shaving.

Most particularly shaving against the grain of the hair growth. This should never be done. By men or women.. Allways shave with the growth of the hair.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"The poor thing is hysterical!

Blames Bill Gates for the whole episode

The 5g turned it back in!

"WAKE UP SHEEPLE!"

Jaysos, too much exposure could turn Kaizer into a furball.

Like cousin It in the Addams family

Says Fester "

I choose to take that as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The poor thing is hysterical!

Blames Bill Gates for the whole episode

The 5g turned it back in!

"WAKE UP SHEEPLE!"

Jaysos, too much exposure could turn Kaizer into a furball.

Like cousin It in the Addams family

Says Fester

I choose to take that as a compliment"

You should

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By *ittyMissKittyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Depending on where it is!

If you're sure it's just an ingrown hair then Magnesium Sulphate paste (available cheaply from the pharmacy) will reduce any inflammation and help draw it out for you. Once the inflammation is sorted you should be able to coax the hair out. If it's inflamed you run the risk of it becoming infected if you go poking at it!

On the other hand if it is at the bottom of the back/top of ass then it could well be a pilonidal sinus and you would be best to go to the doctor as these can be very deep and need to be removed under anaesthetic. They can be dangerous enough if left to their own devices

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By *-d83Man
over a year ago

derry

Had one last week. Massive it was. I put some tea tree oil on it for a day or two. It brought all the gunk to the surface. Was easily dealt with then

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

Amazing how a teeny little hair brought the big man to his knees

I wonder if this same fate has befallen Kim Jung Un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Passing on my knowledge to the Beast as someone who needed surgery on two occasions for said ehh condition.

Pilonidal Sinus is the medical name and must be treated accordingly by a medical professional. This can grow inwardly and cause untold discomfort and infection. No jungle cures known to me will cure this bad boy.

Get ur ass (excuse the pun) to the GP... "

Totally agree with you on this one

Had the same experience and had it surgically removed

The hole is packed with sterilised packing and changed every couple of days until it heals and the wound closes

Never looked back

Yes it’s from driving all the time

Best to have it professionally done sooner the better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depending on where it is!

If you're sure it's just an ingrown hair then Magnesium Sulphate paste (available cheaply from the pharmacy) will reduce any inflammation and help draw it out for you. Once the inflammation is sorted you should be able to coax the hair out. If it's inflamed you run the risk of it becoming infected if you go poking at it!

On the other hand if it is at the bottom of the back/top of ass then it could well be a pilonidal sinus and you would be best to go to the doctor as these can be very deep and need to be removed under anaesthetic. They can be dangerous enough if left to their own devices "
l

Good advice and spot on with your explanation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Amazing how a teeny little hair brought the big man to his knees

I wonder if this same fate has befallen Kim Jung Un "

Kaizer was not on his knees

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

Just hack it out with a knife ya big Jessy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just hack it out with a knife ya big Jessy "

Its out Bananaman

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

What method did we use in the extraction?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What method did we use in the extraction? "

Scroll up!

Persuasion and a pin

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