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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here's how to correctly measure your penis:

Start on the top side of your penis at the tip of the head.

Measure in a straight line along the top of the penis back to the pubic bone.

Push past any excess fat or pubic hair and stop measuring at the pubic bone.

Ta-da — that's your actual penis length.

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What's the right way to measure your penis? - Impatient - Roman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems a lot easier to start at the public bone for a more accurate reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pubic*

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

And then add on an inch or two. Surely the ladies won't notice the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just unfurl it down the stairs and see what step it lands on

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"I just unfurl it down the stairs and see what step it lands on "

Wouldn’t want to try that on an escalator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think most men here use the Sky remote method

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

Wanted.....

Lady to hold end of tape measure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most men here use the Sky remote method "

And of course the obligatory tin of Lynx

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I just unfurl it down the stairs and see what step it lands on "

How many steps you got in that house

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"I just unfurl it down the stairs and see what step it lands on

How many steps you got in that house "

He lives in a Bungalow

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I just unfurl it down the stairs and see what step it lands on

How many steps you got in that house

He lives in a Bungalow "

Just as well he has a dungeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most men here use the Sky remote method

And of course the obligatory tin of Lynx"

One fella sent me a picture of his dick on a Game of Thrones boxset for perspective. Think he wanted Game of Moans

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

How do you measure the size of your balls because mine are huge?

Its all I have in this world..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you measure the size of your balls because mine are huge?

Its all I have in this world.."

You need to use Archimedes Principle. Submerse them in a decanter of water and measure the volume of water displacement.

Use warm water for best results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you measure the size of your balls because mine are huge?

Its all I have in this world..

You need to use Archimedes Principle. Submerse them in a decanter of water and measure the volume of water displacement.

Use warm water for best results. "

For extra curricular marks, you may perform experiment pre and post ejaculation to measure the change in testicular density.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ive a big mouth just saying

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Jesus, mine is big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another common method is to measure someone's penis by looking at the size of a car that person is driving

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Quite a few forum threads that start out as one thing and end up as dick measuring contests.

Good to see one that gets to the point straight away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just unfurl it down the stairs and see what step it lands on

How many steps you got in that house "

Three storeys...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just unfurl it down the stairs and see what step it lands on

How many steps you got in that house

He lives in a Bungalow "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you measure the size of your balls because mine are huge?

Its all I have in this world.."

Drop them on the floor...8f the bounce higher than your shins..your a God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another common method is to measure someone's penis by looking at the size of a car that person is driving "

And the blond highlights with the Polo sweater tied around the shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another common method is to measure someone's penis by looking at the size of a car that person is driving "

Brilliant

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Start at the tip of the cock... and stop at your asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye are doing it all wrong us ladies dont care about the length its the girth that makes the difference and the ability to stay good and hard measure around the fattest part of the shaft if you want to get noticed here .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another common method is to measure someone's penis by looking at the size of a car that person is driving "

That's why I drive a Mini. I need to under compensate for my massive willy, just so all the forces of the universe are in balance

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By *ol_ieMan
over a year ago

Dublin west

Why bother.

Sure it is what it is and you can't change it anyway.

Just gotta work with what you have.

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By *eankaren88Couple
over a year ago

By the sea

Tried and tested way.

Measure from belly button to the tip of the penis.

Stops any confusion altogether.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you got the measure when she say mmmmmmm yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why am i suddenly reminded of the south park episode where rand gets a protractor to measure his junk and comes up a convoluted formula to do it

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Why bother.

Sure it is what it is and you can't change it anyway.

Just gotta work with what you have. "

Sin é.

Lynx Africa is 25!

In relation to above post measuring with Lynx can.

How did the worst (imho) scent last so long?

Oh, sorry, back to trying to press the flab to get a real measurement.

Bear with me. I'm going from 1" flaccid to 4" hard to an actual 6" according to this method but, be aware ladies, you have to give it socks if you're looking for the full half foot

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