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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guess this is technically aimed more at the ladies.

House 1: Hair stylest and colourist.

House 2: Manicurist and waxer.

House 3: Eyelash specialist and waxer.

House 4: Massage therapist and personal trainer.

House 5: Spray tanner and Barista.

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

House 4 - no question. I can do the rest myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men will all pick the one with the barber, hands down.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

I just need the massage. already have himself as my personal trainer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess this is technically aimed more at the ladies.

House 1: Hair stylest and colourist.

House 2: Manicurist and waxer.

House 3: Eyelash specialist and waxer.

House 4: Massage therapist and personal trainer.

House 5: Spray tanner and Barista."

Number 4 . Everything else I can do myself

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Whichever one has the hottest man in situ. The rest are just add-ons!

Bea x

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

You forgot to add a wine bar or barperson in there

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I just need the massage. already have himself as my personal trainer. "

Lucky you! Wish I had a personal trainer at home to get me off my arse!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"House 4 - no question. I can do the rest myself. "

Oh lucky you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whichever one has the hottest man in situ. The rest are just add-ons!

Bea x"

Love your thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men will all pick the one with the barber, hands down."

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"I just need the massage. already have himself as my personal trainer.

Lucky you! Wish I had a personal trainer at home to get me off my arse!! "

Its not. The evil looks i get if i so much as look at chocolate sigh. But on the up side ill look great for the sitting room during the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking as a former massage therapist, kneading clients flesh for hours on end is really hard work. Athletes of both genders are usually are a joy to deal with. Middle aged women are the worst, as they have unrealistic expectations are looking for you to perform miracles and be their psychotherapist too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking as a former massage therapist, kneading clients flesh for hours on end is really hard work. Athletes of both genders are usually are a joy to deal with. Middle aged women are the worst, as they have unrealistic expectations are looking for you to perform miracles and be their psychotherapist too. "

I love hearing peoples problems and giving my unprofessional opinion. This sounds great.

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Speaking as a former massage therapist, kneading clients flesh for hours on end is really hard work. Athletes of both genders are usually are a joy to deal with. Middle aged women are the worst, as they have unrealistic expectations are looking for you to perform miracles and be their psychotherapist too. "

Best stay away from them then

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I just need the massage. already have himself as my personal trainer.

Lucky you! Wish I had a personal trainer at home to get me off my arse!!

Its not. The evil looks i get if i so much as look at chocolate sigh. But on the up side ill look great for the sitting room during the summer "

Lol sounds good to me

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"I just need the massage. already have himself as my personal trainer.

Lucky you! Wish I had a personal trainer at home to get me off my arse!!

Its not. The evil looks i get if i so much as look at chocolate sigh. But on the up side ill look great for the sitting room during the summer

Lol sounds good to me "

Its the squats and hiit that kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking as a former massage therapist, kneading clients flesh for hours on end is really hard work. Athletes of both genders are usually are a joy to deal with. Middle aged women are the worst, as they have unrealistic expectations are looking for you to perform miracles and be their psychotherapist too. "

Num 4 for me aswell as i am not all about beauty and stuff, i do DIY on that sort of stuff, i need a good deep kneading for sure .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking as a former massage therapist, kneading clients flesh for hours on end is really hard work. Athletes of both genders are usually are a joy to deal with. Middle aged women are the worst, as they have unrealistic expectations are looking for you to perform miracles and be their psychotherapist too.

I love hearing peoples problems and giving my unprofessional opinion. This sounds great."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking as a former massage therapist, kneading clients flesh for hours on end is really hard work. Athletes of both genders are usually are a joy to deal with. Middle aged women are the worst, as they have unrealistic expectations are looking for you to perform miracles and be their psychotherapist too.

Best stay away from them then "

Lol, he is a total wind up. Don't take anything he says seriously but try to enjoy the effort and wit.

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Speaking as a former massage therapist, kneading clients flesh for hours on end is really hard work. Athletes of both genders are usually are a joy to deal with. Middle aged women are the worst, as they have unrealistic expectations are looking for you to perform miracles and be their psychotherapist too.

Best stay away from them then

Lol, he is a total wind up. Don't take anything he says seriously but try to enjoy the effort and wit. "

Understood ( stepping backwards here)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just need the massage. already have himself as my personal trainer.

Lucky you! Wish I had a personal trainer at home to get me off my arse!!

Its not. The evil looks i get if i so much as look at chocolate sigh. But on the up side ill look great for the sitting room during the summer "

Well that is a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men will all pick the one with the barber, hands down."

I concur!

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

Which one has the best tits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Speaking as a former massage therapist, kneading clients flesh for hours on end is really hard work. Athletes of both genders are usually are a joy to deal with. Middle aged women are the worst, as they have unrealistic expectations are looking for you to perform miracles and be their psychotherapist too.

Best stay away from them then

Lol, he is a total wind up. Don't take anything he says seriously but try to enjoy the effort and wit.

Understood ( stepping backwards here) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair stylist (female one) for me, broad generalization that they’re normally good craic and easy on the eye

Not sure what they’ll be doing after they’ve cut my hair once a week though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer has a penchant for hot ass Baristas

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

No. 4, I could do with a massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No. 4, I could do with a massage"

Me too.

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