FabSwingers.com forum: Interesting Real sex facts

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

The word clitoris is Greek for " Divine and Goddess like"

When you kiss your partner you swap up to 80 million bacteria

Sperm ejaculates at up to 45 km/ hr which is why you should always wear safety googles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock promotes health and long life........ just saying

*not an actual fact*

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"My cock promotes health and long life........ just saying

*not an actual fact*"

Always one that doesn't read the title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock promotes health and long life........ just saying

*not an actual fact*

Always one that doesn't read the title

I read it.... I just choose to stretch it a little in the interest of my cock propaganda

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The female orgasm lasts 3 times longer than the male orgasm....

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The average errect penis is between 5-7 inches

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

When a woman gives oral sex it releases a hormone that can burn fat

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Blowjobs were a punishment in ancient Rome

In Ancient Rome, giving a blowjob was a terrible, horrible thing, and was even worse than anal sex. And for ancient Romans, anal sex was an unforgivable vice. However, it was totally fine to receive a blowjob, and petty crimes were often solved with forceful blowjobs.

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For example: Imagine you’re an Ancient Roman, and you own a fantastic onion field. So many onions. Suddenly, a peasant runs through your field and steals some of your onions. That fecker!

Instead of having his eyes gouged out or his arms chopped off, you can simply pull down your pants and order him to give you a blowjob. The end.

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Fun fact: having bad breath in ancient Rome was frowned upon, because it might have meant you just gave someone a blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During World War I, Captain Sir Mansfield Cumming (the first director of the British Secret Intelligence Service) discovered that semen could be used as invisible ink. However, they had to stop using this “ink” because it began to smell bad after some time passed.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

The average Clitoris is 4 inches long

How can ya miss that

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"The female orgasm lasts 3 times longer than the male orgasm...."

Is a female orgasm an actual fact?

As always, asking for a friend

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"When a woman gives oral sex it releases a hormone that can burn fat

This by 1000 thumbs up

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"The female orgasm lasts 3 times longer than the male orgasm....

Is a female orgasm an actual fact?

As always, asking for a friend

Not sure could be fictional but hey im all for proving a point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The earliest recording/reference of oral sex stems from Egyptian myth when Seth killed his brother Osiris and had his body cut into pieces.

When Isis attempted to recover his body whole she couldn't find his penis and so crafted one from clay and used it to 'blow new life' into him and resurrect him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis is a reference to a sword originally and vagina its holder. Not many know that one but penis=sword vagina=sheath you put your sword in the sheath.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The average speed of sperm on ejaculation is 28 mph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The average speed of sperm on ejaculation is 28 mph

Mine does an easy 30mph

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"The average speed of sperm on ejaculation is 28 mph

Mine does an easy 30mph "

Fast little fookers

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"The average speed of sperm on ejaculation is 28 mph

Mine does an easy 30mph "

Sounds better when we use the 50 Km per hour

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"The average speed of sperm on ejaculation is 28 mph

Mine does an easy 30mph

Fast little fookers

Could take someone's eye out Lolly

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"The average speed of sperm on ejaculation is 28 mph

Mine does an easy 30mph

Fast little fookers

Could take someone's eye out Lolly "

Who dosent love a speedy facial

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

"The average speed of sperm on ejaculation is 28 mph

Mine does an easy 30mph

Fast little fookers

Could take someone's eye out Lolly

Who dosent love a speedy facial

Keep in side 2km rules....

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"The average speed of sperm on ejaculation is 28 mph

Mine does an easy 30mph

Fast little fookers

Could take someone's eye out Lolly

Who dosent love a speedy facial

Id say 30 seconds myself....you wont get faster....ohhhh wait you meant something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Harvey Kellog invented cornflakes as a healthy anti- masturbating morning meal

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"John Harvey Kellog invented cornflakes as a healthy anti- masturbating morning meal"

Is that why there's a big cock on the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John Harvey Kellog invented cornflakes as a healthy anti- masturbating morning meal

Is that why there's a big cock on the box "

Possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word “pornography” is from the Greek words porne (prostitute) and graphos (to write or to record).

Well everyday is a school day around here!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The first cock ring was made from a goats eyelashes

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"The first cock ring was made from a goats eyelashes

This has now being added to my "what the fuck were they thinking of" categories in my brain along with milking a cow

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

The rubber vulcanization process was invented by Charles Goodyear in 1839, and patented in 1844

It gets better as... the first rubber condom was produced in 1855, and by the late 1850s several major rubber companies were mass-producing, among other items, rubber condoms.

Hip hip...

Horray!

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"The rubber vulcanization process was invented by Charles Goodyear in 1839, and patented in 1844

It gets better as... the first rubber condom was produced in 1855, and by the late 1850s several major rubber companies were mass-producing, among other items, rubber condoms.

Hip hip...

Horray!

So if you use a condom and have sex every night its a Goodyear

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The first cock ring was made from a goats eyelashes

il never look at a goat the same again

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"The rubber vulcanization process was invented by Charles Goodyear in 1839, and patented in 1844

It gets better as... the first rubber condom was produced in 1855, and by the late 1850s several major rubber companies were mass-producing, among other items, rubber condoms.

Hip hip...

Horray!

So if you use a condom and have sex every night its a Goodyear"

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For some of ehhhh us

one night a year is a good year! Woo hoo!

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"The first cock ring was made from a goats eyelashes

il never look at a goat the same again

Especially if he winks at you Busty

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"The first cock ring was made from a goats eyelashes

il never look at a goat the same again

Especially if he winks at you Busty "

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

If you sleep on your stomach with your arms above your head you have more sexual dreams

It's pretty uncomfortable but worth it sometimes

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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

My cock looks bigger when viewed close up!!!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The average sex session has between 100-500 thrusts.....

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"My cock looks bigger when viewed close up!!!"

Na it dosent

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The clitoris is basically a tiny penis

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

"My cock promotes health and long life........ just saying

*not an actual fact*

Always one that doesn't read the title

I read it.... I just choose to stretch it a little in the interest of my cock propaganda"

Hahahahaha expose it for the public view

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

"The clitoris is basically a tiny penis

Yes Miss B

you are absolutely right

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

"If you sleep on your stomach with your arms above your head you have more sexual dreams

It's pretty uncomfortable but worth it sometimes

Ekhm truth

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By *addubMan
over a year ago

dublin. 12

"The female orgasm lasts 3 times longer than the male orgasm...."
women always have more fun lucky bitches. Lol

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

If having a wank in bed cover your belly in talcum powder, when you cum over yourself just roll it into a ball to throw away, the official name is a jizzball, (also saves your socks). Not sure if this is a fact but it should be.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"If you sleep on your stomach with your arms above your head you have more sexual dreams

It's pretty uncomfortable but worth it sometimes

Tell the truth Bo you're tied up like aren't you

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Doggy position was the number 1 favoured sex position between 2015 -2018....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sperm holds 37.5Mb of information. A single ejaculation can include up to 1.2 sperm cells, or a transfer of 46 Terabytes of Data per jizz

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Doggy position was the number 1 favoured sex position between 2015 -2018....

What went wrong in 2019 lolly

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"If you sleep on your stomach with your arms above your head you have more sexual dreams

It's pretty uncomfortable but worth it sometimes

Tell the truth Bo you're tied up like aren't you

A lady never tells BM

mind u if I was tied up I hope I wouldn't be sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock promotes health and long life........ just saying

*not an actual fact*"

We all need some good health atm

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By *og2018Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny

A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes"

Lucky pig

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

Lucky pig

Haha

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"If having a wank in bed cover your belly in talcum powder, when you cum over yourself just roll it into a ball to throw away, the official name is a jizzball, (also saves your socks). Not sure if this is a fact but it should be."

Fuck but this made me laugh

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"My cock promotes health and long life........ just saying

*not an actual fact*

Always one that doesn't read the title

I read it.... I just choose to stretch it a little in the interest of my cock propaganda

Hahahahaha expose it for the public view

Excellent suggestion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average person burns 4 to 5 calories per minute of sex. Fyi I have really good endurance.

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

The clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as the penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

Lucky pig

Agreed

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Average person burns 4 to 5 calories per minute of sex. Fyi I have really good endurance.

I'm not average. I just lie there motionless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Average person burns 4 to 5 calories per minute of sex. Fyi I have really good endurance.

I'm not average. I just lie there motionless.

Haha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Largest erect penis on record is 13”

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Average person burns 4 to 5 calories per minute of sex. Fyi I have really good endurance.

No praise like self praise eh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Average person burns 4 to 5 calories per minute of sex. Fyi I have really good endurance.

No praise like self praise eh....

I meant running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Largest erect penis on record is 13” "

Fuck I'm a few inches off that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single grandparent you've ever had, going back over a billion years to the first sexually reproducing organism, has managed to get the ride.

And this was long before booze and tinder. Fair play to them.

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By *anFromMarsMan
over a year ago

North

The skin inside your cheek is the exact same as the vagina ......

.....your licking the inside of your mouth now aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The skin inside your cheek is the exact same as the vagina ......

.....your licking the inside of your mouth now aren't you?

You bastard hahaha

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"The skin inside your cheek is the exact same as the vagina ......

.....your licking the inside of your mouth now aren't you?

Oooooooh i soooooooooo done it

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"The skin inside your cheek is the exact same as the vagina ......

.....your licking the inside of your mouth now aren't you?

Ok you win the thread

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By *anFromMarsMan
over a year ago

North

Nothing wrong with a bit of tounge in cheek

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Nothing wrong with a bit of tounge in cheek

And your a cunning linguist

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By *og2018Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny

"A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

Lucky pig

Lucky me is right haha

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