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By *ustin-Sider OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Hi folks,

I would like some suggestions or ideas.

If you were to cook an aphrodisiac three course meal for someone then what would you make?

The better half and I will be celebrating one year together tomorrow so I thought I could do something nice by cooking a nice meal for her.

Any links to any relevant aphrodisiac recipes would also be helpful. Thanks in advance.

Hope you're all keeping safe and well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monk fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asparagus and sweet potato wedges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP-You shouldn't need an aphrodisiac if you have a reasonably healthy diet. Smoking recreational, drugs, and excessive amounts of alcohol are gonna totally screw up a man's endocrine system. They say the zinc in oysters gives a guy a harder erection, but if your diet provides sufficient zinc, any aphrodisiac effect is likely to be negligible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 3 courses I'd be fit for nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a well established fact that for a woman chocolate cake is the greatest aphrodisiac going

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"It's a well established fact that for a woman chocolate cake is the greatest aphrodisiac going "

Oh I just had some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a well established fact that for a woman chocolate cake is the greatest aphrodisiac going

Oh I just had some "

Wait for all those "horny now" messages to flood in...

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By *leasureOrbitCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Seems that watermelon has the same active ingredient as viagra. Though you’d need to eat loads of them at once for any effect to come through, so maybe not a runner. They taste good though!

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"It's a well established fact that for a woman chocolate cake is the greatest aphrodisiac going

Oh I just had some

Wait for all those "horny now" messages to flood in... "

I ll get my best underwear on in anticipation

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By *ustin-Sider OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *ustin-Sider OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"After 3 courses I'd be fit for nothing "

After 3 courses it has turned out the same for her. She is now curled up on the sofa, out cold, in a food coma. I'll take it as a job well done.

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By *ustin-Sider OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I ended up going with the following:

Starter: Mussels with a roasted garlic butter sauce.

Main: Chicken in a creamy white wine sauce. Ingredients used were chicken, smoked streaky bacon bits, diced onion, diced mushrooms, diced garlic, butter, mixed herbs; with a side serving of sweet potato wedges mixed with green beans and spring onion.

Sauce consisted of Prosecco and single cream.

Dessert: Chocolate fudge cake with strawberries and aero whipped cream added plus dashes of melon medley.

The food coma on the sofa tells me she is satisfied and needs a few hours to recover.

Meanwhile I'm waddling about carrying a food baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a well established fact that for a woman chocolate cake is the greatest aphrodisiac going "

With chocolate ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ended up going with the following:

Starter: Mussels with a roasted garlic butter sauce.

Main: Chicken in a creamy white wine sauce. Ingredients used were chicken, smoked streaky bacon bits, diced onion, diced mushrooms, diced garlic, butter, mixed herbs; with a side serving of sweet potato wedges mixed with green beans and spring onion.

Sauce consisted of Prosecco and single cream.

Dessert: Chocolate fudge cake with strawberries and aero whipped cream added plus dashes of melon medley.

The food coma on the sofa tells me she is satisfied and needs a few hours to recover.

Meanwhile I'm waddling about carrying a food baby. "

Marry me Please!!!

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea


"I ended up going with the following:

Starter: Mussels with a roasted garlic butter sauce.

Main: Chicken in a creamy white wine sauce. Ingredients used were chicken, smoked streaky bacon bits, diced onion, diced mushrooms, diced garlic, butter, mixed herbs; with a side serving of sweet potato wedges mixed with green beans and spring onion.

Sauce consisted of Prosecco and single cream.

Dessert: Chocolate fudge cake with strawberries and aero whipped cream added plus dashes of melon medley.

The food coma on the sofa tells me she is satisfied and needs a few hours to recover.

Meanwhile I'm waddling about carrying a food baby. "

I don't give a fuck if it's aphrodisiac or not if you're going to make meals like that on a regular basis you can come & live here

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By *ustin-Sider OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I ended up going with the following:

Starter: Mussels with a roasted garlic butter sauce.

Main: Chicken in a creamy white wine sauce. Ingredients used were chicken, smoked streaky bacon bits, diced onion, diced mushrooms, diced garlic, butter, mixed herbs; with a side serving of sweet potato wedges mixed with green beans and spring onion.

Sauce consisted of Prosecco and single cream.

Dessert: Chocolate fudge cake with strawberries and aero whipped cream added plus dashes of melon medley.

The food coma on the sofa tells me she is satisfied and needs a few hours to recover.

Meanwhile I'm waddling about carrying a food baby.

Marry me Please!!! "

It could never work out beautiful one. We would both just keep eating and eating in total glee and never be able to move. My verifications would turn into chef star ratings. I would be making meals til the end of days and never get laid for the rest of my life because I wouldn't be able to find my ever shrivelling penis underneath the evergrowing belly. Alas, sad but true.

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By *ustin-Sider OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I ended up going with the following:

Starter: Mussels with a roasted garlic butter sauce.

Main: Chicken in a creamy white wine sauce. Ingredients used were chicken, smoked streaky bacon bits, diced onion, diced mushrooms, diced garlic, butter, mixed herbs; with a side serving of sweet potato wedges mixed with green beans and spring onion.

Sauce consisted of Prosecco and single cream.

Dessert: Chocolate fudge cake with strawberries and aero whipped cream added plus dashes of melon medley.

The food coma on the sofa tells me she is satisfied and needs a few hours to recover.

Meanwhile I'm waddling about carrying a food baby.

I don't give a fuck if it's aphrodisiac or not if you're going to make meals like that on a regular basis you can come & live here "

Grab the crates of beer. I'll grab the barbecue and we'll get started.

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