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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Years ago my date robbed my purse out of my bag while I was in the bathroom...

I thought he was just a gentleman not letting me buy a round of drinks all night... (I always offer go halves) only to find out all the money was gone from my purse next day trying to pay for something in a shop...

Whats the worst thing that happened to you on a date?

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

I waited for an hour. She didn't turn up. It was many years ago, and I was very unsure of myself, and nervous. I lost confidence for a while, but got over it.. But havnt forgotten, either.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

She chewed gum while drinking a pint and

coming out with random statements like...

"The world's gonna end tomorrow coz our computers went down twice the other day AND said os in a book"

This was in 2016

...and I let a good one slip away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ended up marrying him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She chewed gum while drinking a pint and

coming out with random statements like...

"The world's gonna end tomorrow coz our computers went down twice the other day AND said os in a book"

This was in 2016

...and I let a good one slip away "

She's an anti-vaxxer 5G conspiracy theorist now!

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west


"Years ago my date robbed my purse out of my bag while I was in the bathroom...

I thought he was just a gentleman not letting me buy a round of drinks all night... (I always offer go halves) only to find out all the money was gone from my purse next day trying to pay for something in a shop...

Whats the worst thing that happened to you on a date? "

I literally froze with nerves I said the odd word or two but I was very quiet now this was back in my teen years I felt like a proper eijet luckily enough the evening went alot better as I came out of my shell more thankfully she was pretty much in the same way so romantic mode managed to switch back on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She brought 4 kids to the hotel room and toys for them to play with while we were going at it. Needless to say the night ended with Pamela and her five sisters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Years ago my date robbed my purse out of my bag while I was in the bathroom...

I thought he was just a gentleman not letting me buy a round of drinks all night... (I always offer go halves) only to find out all the money was gone from my purse next day trying to pay for something in a shop...

Whats the worst thing that happened to you on a date?

I literally froze with nerves I said the odd word or two but I was very quiet now this was back in my teen years I felt like a proper eijet luckily enough the evening went alot better as I came out of my shell more thankfully she was pretty much in the same way so romantic mode managed to switch back on "

Sure we all used to be awkward in our teenage years

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She brought 4 kids to the hotel room and toys for them to play with while we were going at it. Needless to say the night ended with Pamela and her five sisters "

Ah geeeez

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I waited for an hour. She didn't turn up. It was many years ago, and I was very unsure of myself, and nervous. I lost confidence for a while, but got over it.. But havnt forgotten, either. "

Never understand people who dont even bother to cancel..been there done that more than once.. Just be a grown up ams cancel ffs rather than let the other get ready and then wait around..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg some of these stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She brought 4 kids to the hotel room and toys for them to play with while we were going at it. Needless to say the night ended with Pamela and her five sisters "

Wow that's crazy

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west


"Years ago my date robbed my purse out of my bag while I was in the bathroom...

I thought he was just a gentleman not letting me buy a round of drinks all night... (I always offer go halves) only to find out all the money was gone from my purse next day trying to pay for something in a shop...

Whats the worst thing that happened to you on a date?

I literally froze with nerves I said the odd word or two but I was very quiet now this was back in my teen years I felt like a proper eijet luckily enough the evening went alot better as I came out of my shell more thankfully she was pretty much in the same way so romantic mode managed to switch back on

Sure we all used to be awkward in our teenage years "

Yeah but you had to balance it a bit so you you don't fall into the weird category too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had been chatting to someone on another site , invited him over , did the deed , was having a shower , came out he was dressed let him out , few hours later went to bed only to find he had shat in my bed , full turd ,

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Had been chatting to someone on another site , invited him over , did the deed , was having a shower , came out he was dressed let him out , few hours later went to bed only to find he had shat in my bed , full turd , "

In fairness did you explain in the first place that you didnt want him to shit in your bed....Dirty Bastard all the same .

Did you ever ask him why ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla first date

Met in a pub, knew pretty much straight away that there was no chemistry, but out of politeness had a few coffees and a chat

Barmaid knew it was a first date and how terrible it was going

Safe to say there wasn’t a second date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was sitting in the car chilling out having a snooze after I had been out on the coast for an afternoon of surfing, and had driven inland to one of West Cork's picturesque towns. I was parked about two hundred meters up the main street from the pub where we had agreed to meet up, when she walked past. She didn't see me thankfully.

She was attractive looking woman, but she had one of those very elaborate looking hairstyles that requires ages to tease into precisely the right shape, and she was wearing a helluva lot of pink and pink accessories, so I instinctively knew this wasn't going to end well. My immediate response was to fire up the engine and drive away, but I thought "feck it, everyone deserves a chance" So I shut it off again, and made my way up the street to the agreed rendezvous point.

Upon entering the pub she threw her arms around me in a welcoming embrace, like a I was some long lost friend. In fairness, she seemed genuinely warm and friendly, enthusiastic effervescent and chatty, but after an hour of listening to her loud squeaky baby Marilyn Monroe voice that would cut through armour plated steel, I was mentally and physically drained. I was just about to make my excuses and run like a scalded cat, when she exclaimed loudly "You are a good looking guy, but why are you so negative?" and she stormed off...

Thank heavens for small mercies eh

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